NEW LYNCH KINO DROPPING ON 5TH OF JUNE

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a music video, don’t get too excited

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. It’s Dumbland season 2.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I WISH!
        Some of the funnniest things he's done, and very overlooked.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're so back

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear its some fricking art exhibit or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s probably just gonna be a picture of a spoon

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy to know he's alive

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >June FIVE
    Classic Lynch saying things weird for no reason

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      David’s music rocks

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll happily watch whatever he gives us. David is a true artist in a world full of plastic morons.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hope the weather report returns

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've never watched one of his movies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will now.
      https://swatchseries.mx/movie/blue-velvet-mwj8/1-1

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok, this better be worth it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok, this better be worth it

        ok I just watched it
        it was ok, but not the kino that I expected tbh. Don't know why everyone here creams over him so much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't know why everyone here creams over him so much
          It's all pretentious morons who do

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I suggested it because it's the more accessible one in my opinion. Maybe give Lost Highway a try another time. Don't listen to the other guy, he lives constantly butthurt to Lynch's mere existence.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            recommending anything other than Mulholland Drive to a newbie seems wrong

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I suggested it because it's the more accessible one in my opinion. Maybe give Lost Highway a try another time. Don't listen to the other guy, he lives constantly butthurt to Lynch's mere existence.

              >already confused before I even start the next movie
              damn, I'm being LYNCHED hard

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MEMORIAL DAY PAYS OFF

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's pure reddit and so are all of you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should stick to r/movies, Cinemaphile is not a board for Lynched plebs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down Beavis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would know, homosexual.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch it whatever it is

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    David Lynch loves you anon- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/imhUxgC908o

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching this homosexual hack after he wasted 60 hours of mine with Twin Peaks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hating a series yet watching all the episodes of it
      Fricking moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot stop a series midway. I had to watch Fire Walk with me and Missing pieces too because it was the only way to complete it. Hated every second of this shit from the very first season, all Lynch fans are moronic midwit zombies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You literally just described yourself as a midwit zombie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How can you leave a series unwatched after starting it? Are you stupid?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black person I’ve dropped many series I didn’t like. Normal people do that. You’re the autismo moron that decided to watch all of a series you didn’t like. I give a show about three episodes to really grab me, and if it can’t do that in those three episodes, I drop it and move onto something I might actually like. You’re in the minority here, dipshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot stop a series midway. I had to watch Fire Walk with me and Missing pieces too because it was the only way to complete it. Hated every second of this shit from the very first season, all Lynch fans are moronic midwit zombies.

      frick you dipshit

      Please leave and find something you enjoy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please stop putting this moron hack on a pedestal just because he conned you into thinking he's a creative genius by stitching together bizzare and random scenes to mask his incompetence in directing a coherent movie.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/TPG/
    best time I've ever had on this board, thank you Cinemaphile and thank you David Lynch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick you dipshit

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to watch inland empire but i looked at the run-time. I heard it's weak but i could easily stomach and maybe enjoy it if it were - two hours is what i thought when i saw a scene from it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Video was the worst thing to happen to Lynch, with film he had to be more selective about what he was shooting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not like he shot a ton of stuff on video, and Inland Empire was well received (although I was also filtered by it)

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remembers the Cinemaphile lynchkino streams we had like 2 or 3 years ago? They were so comfy

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, guess I'll hold off killing myself for a week or so

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah you will never again get me to watch anything else he makes...

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god fricking bless that man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which movie????

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >june five

    what did he mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, he said June 5, but not the year. So all the Lynch zombies will be ebin LYNCHED when what he referenced doesn't come out on June 5 and they'll all jerk each other off on what a genius Lynch is and how he got them again cause June 5 could be anywhere from today till the end of time.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’M READY TO GET LYNCHED
    NEW TWIN PEAKS PROJECT OR DUNE DIRECTOR’S CUT PLS

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's just really hyping up bringing back the weather report

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's RONNIE ROCKET

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't that same woman talk about some new tv show there were trying to make?
      Could be anything, I just hope it isn't some meditation drivel

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can he top Inland Empire though?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Done already.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NO HECKING WAY AN OUT OF CONTEXT SCENE THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND ADDS NOTHING TO THE PROGRESSION OF THE PLOT BESIDES SERVING AS A PLACEHOLDER TO EXTEND RUNTIME WOW HECKING LYNCHERINO TRULY IS A GENIUS

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HABBENING

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's because of me.
    I started a Lynch week just yesterday, I'm watching all his movies (again)

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GODDDD A NEW DAVID LEEEEEENCH IS ABOUT TO DROP

    OUR WACKY GRANDPA!!!! HES SO FUNNY THE THINGS HE SAYS ARE SO... ADORABLE!

    ITS LIKE ANOTHER EPISODE OF IRON MAN!!!

    IMAGINE ALL THE INSIDE JOKES AND MEMES IN HIS NEW MOVIE.

    LE SPOOKY GARBAGE MAN
    LE CREEPY PHONE MAN

    IMAGINE THE VIBES! THE VIIIIIBES! THE CINEMATOGRAPHY CAN HANG ON MY WALL!!!!!

    JODOROWSKY!?! STOP IT OKAY! YUCK!!!!! HIS FILMS MAKE ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lynched

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NO HECKING WAY AN OUT OF CONTEXT SCENE THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND ADDS NOTHING TO THE PROGRESSION OF THE PLOT BESIDES SERVING AS A PLACEHOLDER TO EXTEND RUNTIME WOW HECKING LYNCHERINO TRULY IS A GENIUS

      You're not going to stop me from watching Lynch with your cringe I AM SILLY posting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean this 100% sincerely and I have sex with women

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN IS TP SEASON 4 COMING?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in 25 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you meant 2.5 years, right?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heeeeeeeeenloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo David

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    june 5th 2029

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What they all have in common is they are storytellers first. David Lynch relies completely on memes. Any time he is unable to think of how to film a scene, he will resort to adding something wacky, or over the top, like making their voices echo, or making their face morph, or just having someone scream in the corner of the room. So many filmmakers believe that this is the proper way to make films now, the end goal is to get redditors quoting lines from their movie. He has ruined an entire generation of filmmakers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please tell me the names of all those directors, because I'm need for some new kinos to watch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What an annoying bot

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been rewatching TP after like a decade. I've been doing keto for two months and this shit feels like the ultimate temptation test.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give yourself a present every day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the food in that show always looke so good, like that baguette jerry eats or the cheese pig

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it dune 2?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it ok to watch his social media posts on a phone or do I need a tv screen

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's June 5

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's AI, lynch is dead

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what did David Lynch mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jade give two rides

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Jade would had given three rides, her body is sumblime

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zero black people in the first two seasons
      >juicy naked black queen in the return
      based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zero black people
        What's blacker than sexually abusing and killing your own daughter?? A blacker soul might not exist on teevee

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          calm down midget

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't he filming some series a few years ago?

        David always finds new ways to surprise us.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There were rumors he was shooting a project codenamed "Wisteria", there were even whispers that it was going to premiere at Cannes a few years back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sabrina confirmed it was ready to enter the production stage when it was cancelled due to Covid. Also "Wisteria" is just codename created by Netflix, the real name was/is Unrecorded Night

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gorgeous body. I went and fricked two black girls after this. If you're white it's like picking fruit off a tree. Their bodies did not disappoint

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will he ever top this?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christ... Josie was such a sexy little petite bawd, literally mogged all those white roasties.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever decided to dress her in maid clothes is, excuse me, a damn fine writer. Lynch or Frost?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever decided to dress her in maid clothes is, excuse me, a damn fine writer. Lynch or Frost?

      the lonesome foghorn she blows...

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish he at least told us what was the season 3 supposed to look like before the cancel. When Bowie, Silva and etc... still lived. The Return is clearly not the original idea, but some schizo script he made Up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't we already know about the redhaired laura and the jeep through the corn fields?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What? In some interview he said Bowie declined the role, and that he didn't understand why until he passed
      Did they work on a season 3 even earlier?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because he waited too long. Bowie in his last years was on some schizo trip where he was preparing his own Death, of course he didn't accept.
        I very much doubt no one wanted to fund it until 2015, it was just Lynch's autism "But Laura said 25 years".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a shame because Bowie is the best part of FWWM/MP.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah...right.

            ?si=goEHi6K6f5vxOsPP

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Implying that wasn't a great scene.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bait for morons, by morons

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't realize this was a controversial opinion tbqh.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bowie in his last years was on some schizo trip where he was preparing his own Death
          Kinda reminds me of Jesus's behavior in the gospels, ngl. LOL

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IDK if Lynch could ever top The Return, and I think it might be arrogant to even try at this point. The Return is a good career capstone in my opinion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People didnt wait 25 years for Coop to lose again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, the ending is the only thing I am not 100% on. I do think it was a cruel ending after 25 years of waiting.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man, we get Dougie bullshit for 3/4 of the show and in the last 3 episodes we get the "I am the FBI" and you get hyped, we were so fricking back and then its bullshit again. Like why the frick was that blind asian Diane? No one ever gave a frick about Diane. Where's Annie?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying anyone ever gave a shit about Annie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I liked Dougie a lot, but the Naido really should have been Annie. Lynch did have the idea for a Diane romance back in 92 as Missing Pieces proved, but it wasn't deserved considering it never even made it into FWWM.

            Lynch just gets a boner for Laura Dern, so he doesn't mind that she ends up being the worst character in the return.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The dougie shit was boring. There. I said it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did wait 25 years for another dream like experience and David delivered in spades.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lynch is not a chad. he was a sissy all his childhood and teenage years

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, Bob, wow

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically there's no way he could have shot something big without it leaking. I'm betting on a short or maybe a music video.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember this? I'm guessing it's going to be another nothingburger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's unrecorded, dipshit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bravo lunch

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick did he mean by this?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys /film/ is making fun of us again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit spacing, opinion discarded

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the Return was the last big project that Lynch had in him, apprpriate given how much of it was about making peace with senescence and death.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently Lynch was supposed to go on that Mulaney talk show but turned him down because he was working on something...

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit it's rabbits s2

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