I kinda thought Drive was a bit overrated. But this trailer suddenly made me like and appreciate it so much more.
>plays the same character in every single movie
That’s the joke
He looks like destiny lol
This old israeli guy looks nothing like him. His face isn't even symmetrical.
far less ugly tho
AAAYYOOOO D G G IN THE HOUSE
Seems like it's filling the apolitical Bullet Train niche.
Actually looks kino. First frames looked like they were copying Mad Max.
Very cool, its a shame that the trailer literally show the entire movie plot
How fuckin new are you to trailers? You're surprised it shows everything? Fucking retard.
Looks like some Shane Black slop. It doesn't look interesting at all, looks cliche, like it's designed around "COOL" concepts instead of interesting or smart choices.
If he wrote it there would a little kid right?
True. Shane Black is a pedo.
> Predators aren't sport hunters looking for throphies, they actually come to Earth to steal our autism
How did this movie get made?
>It doesn't look interesting at all, looks cliche, like it's designed around "COOL" concepts instead of interesting or smart choices.
This just makes you come off as a social outcast. You can't even quantify "interesting or smart choices" let alone explain how they're different from ""COOL" concepts" but you cling to this kind of rationale to justify your contrarian opinion.
I think he means that it looks like it panders to tropes instead of doing anything unique. I had the same thought about the trailer. Drive is also about a stuntman but it doesn't do what you expect it to.
if you don't know the plot how you supposed to know if you wanna watch?
Tom Cruise is livid right now
>what should the trailer be?
>>I dunno lets just telegraph the whole movie
>ok, sounds good. which quips do you want to include?
>>can't decide, just put in all of them
>ok, got it. what about the soundtrack?
>>I don't care, something from guitar hero but, like... a dramatic remix or something? figure it out
>uh, sure thing
Fuck off and die, homosexual.
Why do you fags who spam this "person" never mention Remember the Titans? The time he played a gay handegg player
i feel like this movie was written for Goose, and that's a bad thing.
why doesn't he take good roles anymore? did he lose his confidence as an actor?
>why doesn't he take good roles anymore
He never did. This homosexual has never been in a good movie. Everything he is in is shit
>contrarian sperg chimes in
Thank you for your service.
no, its written for the low iq retards who enjoyed bullet train
No, it's written by the retard who made Iron Man 3
Why did they writes this?
As always, the woman character is annoying as fuck/a smartass
Sigh. Every movie today looks like a joke.
jaded zoomer discovers comedy movies
looks fucking shit ngl
he took off his costume
Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.
It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.
I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.
FUCKING ZOOMERS AHHHHHHHHHHH
Who started doing this after watching the trailer ?
I cant watch trailers
that stupid shit with the music is infuriating, I dont know how anyone can stand it
I mean is he wrong?
Can confirm I'm a virgin and have very unsuccessful life. Ryan Gosling is my favorite actor.
That's a fake headline, Goose loves losers and virgins. Everything I said is 100% factual.
>the tranny posts the same fake headline for the nth time
>Colt Seavers is a stuntman who left the business
Oh hey, like in Drive
He could lose some weight
>I'm a white libtard that's contractually obligated to marry and be publicly seen with a israelite in order to keep my career in Hollywood producing anti-white theater. Where's my prince charming?
>New personality dropped
you are aware you're reposting reddit memes?
reddit got that from Cinemaphile
New fag detected
goose cool period was over when the barbie flick was released. he's reddit now
also his face is bloated as fuck what the fuck happened
>goose cool period was over when the barbie flick was released
False, he rejuvenated his coolness with Barbie
>The non-autistic version of Drive
Real human bean
is goose slowly bogging himself? he still looks good but a little different
Just getting older
Can't believe they made another movie about me
i hate that i look like ryan gosling and people always say i look like him; i hate his face and his acting
how retarded are these marketing departments putting the entire damn movie in the trailer
>the entire movie
Tell me what the plot is then, if you've already seen the whole movie
>muh stunt double goes on a mission to save le actor and has to fight le bad guys and he le gets the girl
Good one retard.
Times you acted as the Fall Guy
gray man, fall guy, what's next? fuck boy?
Why is his face so puffy now? It started with Barbie.
How can a face be so ugly but also so hot?
My eyes are literally like this he's literally me wtf
Emily Blunt is so bogged it's genuinely distracting
>i'm in another movie apparently that i don't remember filming at all
>still not getting paid for it
New movie sure but I can't watch it if the love interest is fucking Emily Blunt that bitch is so ugly.
Don't talk about my literal future girlfriend like that
its over goosebros
his face is fat
he looks like some guy, he's not actually attractive anymore
so he became literally me
At first he was literally me.
Now I'm literally him.
>is in the same room with mommy becca waddingham
>no visible signs of wanting to stick my head between her cheeks so i could furiously suck on her farts
literally NOT me
Uh kino just dropped?
The goose is literally Cinemaphile, all we need is the goose to play a hero in the Reich movie and the seals of fate will be concluded.
Gosling would be the perfect person as a true hero of Germany. Imagine it, see it.
NEW GOOSE KINO
This has all the hallmarks of being terrible but I will watch it for The Goose.
This, I will forever Kneel for the goose, truly a artist of our times.
emily blunt looks bogged
thats all i got
Not interested in seeing Goose fuck his grandmother.
>The Fall Guy
>it's not about Fall Guys
Disappointed, would've been a better movie than this tripe.
Wipeout was kino
what's wrong with his face? did he bog himself
>he's just getting old
no shit, but aging people don't look like that. there's something uncanny in his face, looks like a botched surgery
alcohol and coke
The fuck happened to Blunt's face?
Damn, he's literally me. Buying a bonzai tree right now.
goosekino is gone guys
he is just like me.
he's literally him
He's so cute, bros.
Would you hug him?
Yes. Ryan was built for CAH tbh. Comfy Anon hugs.
I still haven't gotten around to watching The Gay Man. Should I watch it this weekend?
Watch it with you're girl it's a good time.
looks bad, man.
>you have to look like ryan gosling, be cool and smooth, have a good career, AND fight mobsters and put your life on the line just to have a CHANCE at a mid blonde white woman
>black dude in the first scene
>Dogs drinking alcohol
>No wife’s son
It’s a no for me bros
hollywood is dead.
>here is the script: le strong female bratty director falls for the stuntman dude and they make a movies but the main actor is a cokehead cunt and whatever
literally bunch of degenerates without an ounce of creativity. I bet either a israelite or homosexual or woman came up with this idea.
Why does he play the same character every time?
Try The Nice Guys
>try some evil filth
i dont know about comedy for goose, he was good in nice guys and great in barbie... is gray man worth?
atleast that has ana de armas, this actress is nowhere near as hot
>he was good in nice guy
No, he wasn't. That shit is trash like everything he's been in and it is especially evil child abuse smoking advertising trash. If you watched that shit you should kill yourself
How did you end up here, instead of your bible meeting for Israel?
>how could you not worship homosexuals and smoking advertisements
Well, I'm not a fag and I don't hate little girls so
Cosign. Yeah Shane Black wrote LW etc but movies he directs blow.
I don’t watch movies anymore
But if I did
This wouldn’t be one of them
gray man felt like it was written by chatgpt. it's complete shit but might be fun if you wanna turn your brain off and consume some slop.
Grey Man was pretty good anon. I enjoyed it because it was able to self insert as the protag. It's a Resident Evil style story of protect the e-boi but without the Zombies.
Is this real? This isn't a shitpost? How did that trailer get greenlit? It's every trope all at once. This isn't real. This can't be real.
Trash. The line about no one seeing him because he's a stunt man is saying he's a bargain version of something great, off-handsome, off-brand. It's like movies when a gorgeous woman is a huge loser and it's like, I know for a fact that someone with her exact look would be rich and famous. Plenty of beautiful folk live normal lives, but they are markedly dissimilar to the regular lives of not-beautiful people. Goose isn't a knock-off of anyone.
But then it seems to want to remark that he's -just- the stunt guy but it certainly seems as though he's living the life of a main character. He didn't grind and hero his way into the love interest's attention, he already had it. He seems to be first choice for the mission, not third or... like, sell me that he's an unlikely hero rising to a challenge not meant for him. Do something other than cast Goose for a role that should go to a dude who looks like me, and have him being relentlessly charming.
That journey should be transformative, with changes and growth that can be tracked. This looks like Goose is already operating at 99% from the start.
Also, Blunt is a cunt and should fail away.
Is this a remake of the 70s series?
>Cinemaphile is now comprised of braindead culture warrior teenagers
Oh...you wouldn't know. Don't worry
I remember when Johnny Drama was going to star in the Fall Guy remake and Vincent Chase was Aquaman
i don't care for ryan gosling's movies outside of his refn collabs
Is she turning asian
she really thinks so
what the fuck happened? why is her head so wide now?
its called plastic surgery
even the goose looks like he had some done his face is puffy
what though? injections or something implanted to stretch the skin to reduce wrinkles? it looks like worst korean reverse jaw surgery or some gymcel that od'd on hgh for years
I had a completely unprompted out of the blue wet dream about this era of Emily Blunt with abs despite not having seen Edge of Tomorrow for years and I still remember it fondly. It really is amazing the kino AND coom-kino your brain will come up just by itself without even being aware of itself doing it. So you could say that movie really activated my neurons. But yeah still kinda hard to see her get bogged nowadays because this is how I prefer to remember her
i couldn't even sit thru the trailer, imagine watching this slop for 2 hours
This crap looks like it was made for Ryan Reynolds
that's every gosling role including ken
Why didn't The Goose ever play a young Batman (Year One)? He carries that silent intensity far better than Pattinson. Pattinson's a better actor though.
goose lookin jacked. mirin. also why do trailers these days give the entire movie away, what's the point of even watching now
is this new personality enhancement a dlc or an expansion pack
this looks like ass, the only reason it might be ok is because Goose is in it
It feels like a joke
im so sick of emily blunt
for fucks sake.
He's really reducing himself with these family comedy roles.
>scabbing during a strike
“Our guy”, folx…
Pretty keen to see this movie only because I was on Castlereagh St while they were filming on Elizabeth St and I spoke to some of the film crew who were pretty chill guys and they laughed when I said I'd have a new personality to adopt when this movie comes out.
Looks like a fun movie, but I think they just showed the whole movie in the trailer. I can't imagine there's any surprise left in it.
Perhaps too much dialog, but we'll see.
That's not literally me, thumbs down
Can't understand her accent.
Tired heard em a million times quips.
Jim from The Office's wife hooks up with Eva Mendez's husband - yuck
Utter lack of soul
Two leads both bogged - the female looks like the Terry Gilliam movie lady with the face being stretched
Shoehorned in Black sidekick to avoid woke boycott
Narrative engine - search for missing guy - so weak they spend only a few seconds mentioning it
Goose in his predictable parade of drippy jackets
Movie version of a TV show (always bad except The Fugitive)
>Movie version of a TV show (always bad except The Fugitive)
Mission Impossible is good. The Man From UNCLE was okay.
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