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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit. You homosexuals cry about absolutely everything and of course you need to make new thread for each instead of replying to the 10 other threads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to make another thread just because I know it annoys you. I hope your family dies in an automobile wreck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >click arrow next to post
      >"hide thread"
      Or you can just go back to plebbit where you came from

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s shills brow to drum up hate watching
      Does it work?
      I would be interested to know
      Or it’s Autism maxing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of those threads are made by me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you’re crying karen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Bunkerchan, we know you're raiding.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you come into each of these threads to cry about it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls get fan service now. Guys are misogynous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well the show is primarily aimed for teenage girls so it's just logical. it's like watching twilight and wondering why they show guys without shirts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girls and women like to see female skin
        Too though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >well the show is primarily aimed for teenage girls
        The classic Star Wars demographic!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fanservice for girls. It's fanservice for gays.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if they show a girl in underwear theyre fricked the fat girls will be pissed

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally dont watch it
    dont talk about it
    recommend better things to watch to other people

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a long time ago in a galaxy far away
    >zoomer perm
    >cheeto dreads
    >arthoe "wolf cut" with baby bangs
    They really, really want the zoomer audience.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU ARE A MASSIVE SLAVE homosexual BY DEFAULT FOR WATCHING IT

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prince of Persia zoomer hair.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bad guy from black panther

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prince of Persia zoomer hair.

        bruh don't start listing them all, you'll be here all day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black Panther was actually a decent movie with a decent story. Who knew that woke fantasies could yield a good base for a compelling story? Shame about the ending though. There was zero reason for Killmonger to die and in hindsight would have been a great heir for the Panther instead of whatever we got now. And damn he is fricking hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Prince of Persia zoomer hair.
      The actor is 28

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you have autism or do you genuinely not understand what that means?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was about to buy it, but then I saw this groid and his commie hair and dropped it. Fricking shame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bad guy from black panther

      fr fr

      its the default haircut for black character now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom center looks like he's wearing a wig that was fitted to someone else's head.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars produced, directed, and written by obnoxious American woman
    >OP is shocked that it features girl bosses, gays, and shirtless men

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUY AN AD

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes the killmonger haircut for the black-but-not-too-black slot

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my throbbing hard dick will now watch your show.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Betting Obi-Wan doesn't look that good under his frumpy robe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin looked pretty good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anakin basically ditched the robe by the time of ROTS.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is outrageous, it's unfair. How can you be a Jedi, and not wear a robe?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dooku bailed on the Jedi because they weren't Cinemaphile enough to let him wear silk jammies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hayden was my gay awakening. Also why ROTS is the best Star Wars movie.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He can under my wear at any time if you catch my cumshot

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like every male actor in Hollywood is fit now.
    I mean I guess it's a good thing to encourage men to go the gym, but I also don't want to feel like I need a six pack in order to be seen as attractive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fight Club warned us about that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s average musculature, just not fat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post body. now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And the women are either hambeasts or flat. Welcome to 2024.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather everyone be fit so fat frick mutts in pic related are never cast

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was awful but man, that little girl is an absolute tragedy. Like I actually felt really bad when I saw her face. She has some kind of terminal disease or something. I dunno if she's a Make-A-Wish kid or just related to someone on the production but she shouldn't be on camera.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone post it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone post it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why is she speaking Japanese to a Sri Lankan mutie child?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            RIP baby sneed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How can someone be a fat jedi? They are a disciplined group that train mind and body, they don’t train their stomach.

        He was awful but man, that little girl is an absolute tragedy. Like I actually felt really bad when I saw her face. She has some kind of terminal disease or something. I dunno if she's a Make-A-Wish kid or just related to someone on the production but she shouldn't be on camera.

        Yeah, if I were to guess, some far left casting director patting themselves on the back for picking the ugliest kid they could, and sticking it to western “aesthetics”.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      makes me just want to take roids to achieve that like they do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather everyone be fit so fat frick mutts in pic related are never cast

      I dont watch movies to see ugly people, if i wanted to see ugly people i would just go outside

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Hollywood, as a culture, has forgotten this.

        The silver screen era of the 1920's-1950's had some absolute starlets. Real, home-grown, down to earth angels that the planet was scoured to find to bring to the big screen.

        Now, any fat frick or twinkletoes with a tiktok can get famous and it makes me hate humanity more and more.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tik Tok and Instagram are where you find hot chicks. No one on this show has any connection to tik tok you dummy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You need to work on your reading comprehension skills, Anon. I never said this show did. I said the culture of Hollywood did. And while no actor or actress seen on screen may have been made tiktok famous as their original career, let's not pretend that these people don't have public and private accounts. Let's not pretend that these people don't have fans that have accounts. Let's not pretend that the writer's room isn't affected by whatever social media trend may or may not be playing out in real time on tiktok and the like.

            You know I'm right, giving me a (You) at this point would just be petty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're sounding very veganal right now. Six packs are attractive.
      In general, everyone on screen should be 10s.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course.

    Men recieve nothing from this culture. They only get asked to sacrifice.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares about your dead ip little mouseBlack person you can stop posting now

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men being shirtless isn't sexual in the same way a woman in underwear is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a narrow-minded assumption.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
    IT'S UNFAIR
    HOW CAN GIRLS GET FANSERVICE AND BOYS CAN'T?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do i get star trek vibes on this shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying this isn't fanservice for boys in pride month
      Wow, homophobic much?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >works in a high risk job
      >is names OSHA

      It..err it rhymes. you know. It's like pottery

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women frick everything up jesus christ. and if they could they'd frick up the past.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, whoever wrote this script needs to be blacklisted from the industry, this is CW tier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men do not exist to serve the female gaze.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can tell Daphne was gushing.

      How can someone be a fat jedi? They are a disciplined group that train mind and body, they don’t train their stomach.
      [...]
      Yeah, if I were to guess, some far left casting director patting themselves on the back for picking the ugliest kid they could, and sticking it to western “aesthetics”.

      The Jedi Order always deteriorates and becomes a collection of hypocrites and unfit individuals unless their numbers are regularily culled by Sith. It has always been that way from the onset of the Order. First they bloat to unholy numbers, then their tenets and discipline degenerates, and then the Sith strike, either splitting a sizeable portion off the Order itself for a civil war, or just getting them slaughtered in great numbers in some other conflict. Throughout Star Wars history this cycle repeats over and over. By the time of the Prequel Trilogy the Order was just about ready for another culling.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Jedi as a whole are not one singular monolith.

        Across all the mediums, we've seen more solitary hermit type Jedi, usually in the farthest reaches than we have seen the beaurocratic, in the thick of it, politicking and hobknobbing in densely populated mega cities.

        That fact alone is the single greatest reason why Order 66 was such a monumental failure. Sure, the Empire got some of the strongest and most prominent Jedi, but by and large, Clone troopers only had access to the knights serving as generals in forward bases during active operations. So while a few dozen got gacked, maybe a small hundred or so, the entire order was spread throughout the galaxy. It's what Vader was doing between ROTS and ANH - hunting down survivors. If 66 was a success, Vader would have had nothing to do.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well that settles it than, I’m being genocided

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even clone wars had that. Also imagine if they boosted this. What would the comments be like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn tragedy. What's the point of a miniskirt if there's clothes underneath?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a fricking creepy post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars official Twitter is a pedophilia front

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s absolutely no way any of those images are actually from the show

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fr fr

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is for teenage girls.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i do like how he's kind of an idiot. he's a fun character

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gayest star wars show ever
    assume the Black person with it's shirt off is straight
    why are you such a bigot

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Dafne Keen i feel sorry for her that she has to participate in Disney Star Wars.

    I miss when she was a cute e-girl.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nu Wars is just fat old people swinging glow sticks at each other.
    they hired this guy to pull off convincing action scenes right?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this guy from a long time ago long before a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away have a modern day haircut?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick this is Star Wars now? KEK ZOOMER PERM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dafne Keen going to be forced to be with a black guy in every show. At least they waited until the third season of His Dark Materials to ruin her there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spaniards are black-coded thoughbeit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she’s blacked coded

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This screen cap looks like it’s from the MCU
    When the frick have you ever seen someone look like this in all of Star Wars continuity??? Fricking can’t even have a special hair cut for the show?? It’s fricking stupid. Everything Disney produces is just MCU with lightsabers
    Prove me wrong you perpetual children

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't for you, sexist chud!

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>no woman in underwear
    There is no underwear in Star War.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney Star Wars mogs pre-Disney Star Wars, there I said it

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This gay said Anakin killed the death star.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a lorelet, no great surprise. I'm sure the last thing they wanted to cast was someone that might argue about lore.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy looks so different in real life. like they spent budget fixing his teeth and 300 tier muscles air brushed on. even shape of his face looks different in real life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its called makeup and movie lighting dumbfrick. Dafnee looks like a little kid in the show. Also the guy is a good acting since hes a flaming lispy homosexual irl.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's that shit on its head

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They gave him the zest-over haircut

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A topless male in Star Wars??? Outrageous.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron. It's not the fact that he is topless, it's that the scene is about him being topless.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep and the way too stop this woke trend bullshit is by not watching this woke trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if I torrent it and watch it for free?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still wrong since youre consuming woke propaganda

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's got that 'latto frog face. What fetid stew spawned him.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are all the women in the show covered in multiple layers (barely even showing elbows or ankles) meanwhile they parade this half naked man for no reason whatsoever? in the scene the female jedi even chides and scolds him for being needlessly nude!

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    welcome to israeli feminist media

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop noticing things OP.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Disney promoting that Prince of "Persia" game?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My husband and I had a lot of fun with these first episodes. The cast of characters seem likeable so far, and the action scenes are cool.

    Here's some fun facts about Characters who be alive at this point

    Yoda: 764 years old

    Chewbacca: 100ish Years old

    Jabba the Hutt: 500ish

    Bendu: I'm just gonna assume he's out there somewhere doing his fence sitting. As a quick aside, Grey Jedi are controversial. But can we just start calling the idea of a Grey Jedi, the Bendu. I think that be a sick name.

    Plo Koon: 280ish years old

    Huyang: 24,900ish

    The yet to be tragic Darth Plagueis The Wise: could not find a solid age for him. But I've seen his birth be placed somewhere between 147-120 BBY. So he could be anywhere from 20s college student to having a mid life crisis in his 40s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only bleddit-tier SW fans are watching this garbage. Everyone else has moved on.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the consensus seems to be that out of all the nu-Star Wars slop the only redeemable series has been Andor S1. I've never watched it myself, but is it worth checking out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You meant Mando season 1.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ramon Jr?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So far it's not as terrible as I expected. But as of now all I'm expecting is for Yoda to show up.

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