New synopsis for the upcoming Tiana's Bayou Adventure has been released

New synopsis for the upcoming Tiana's Bayou Adventure has been released

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds gay.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tiana is now running a co-operative going exploring for new spices and flavours

    None of the setup for this ride has anything to do with her personality in the movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She worked for a restaurant, it makes perfect sense she'd go foraging to source new ingredients.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she owns a restaurant and is married to Prince Naveen at the end of Princess and the Frog
        she wouldn't be the one doing the grunt work of crawfishing or picking okra.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, Naveen doesn't seem to be that rich or affluent of a prince.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nor would she be dressed as a safari explorer. This whole thing feels embarrassingly clumsy and transparent since they had to replace a ride for woke reasons with an "acceptable" black IP, but they only have the one and will make it fit by any means necessary

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you never left Small Town, Nebraska before but it's quite common for trendy bistros to have a wild sourced menu of things caught and foraged in the local area. And maybe you're mostly an indoor kid but if you're going to be picking berries/mushrooms/whatever you don't wear a full dress and petticoats

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the chefs and waitstaff arent the ones out there foraging anon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              lmao this homie dresses up like he's going on a safari when picking berries and mushrooms

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she loves grunt work though the movie is about telling her to relax before she becomes dull from all work no play

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cooking and waiting tables is not the same as foraging in the Southern swamps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >co-op
      I hate this leftist trash, especially when it is peddled by one of the largest CORPORATIONS in the world.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >a type of company that's run democratically by all owners
        >basically shareholders/stockholders with fewer steps
        >leftist

        stop pretending to be moronic online

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kys please.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Co-op
      >We can actually say that Walt Disney would've hated this

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the new splash mountain? Will the part people care about remain the same?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which part do people actually care about?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The part where you fall from the waterfall and get your picture taken. It's the main draw of the entire park for a lot of people.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. They're changing as little of the ride as possible. They're taking out the old robots and putting in new robots. I have a feeling "Dig a Little Deeper" will replace "Zippity Doo Dah."

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does she turn into a cute frog again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      VA bawled and complained so probably not.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I AINT NO FROG Black person!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's a terrible outfit for her. Looks like a recolored server uniform from the Skipper Canteen.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 the whole ride is an advertisement for the shitty park restaurant next door

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know the "They should have used Friends on the other side for the drop" is an overused suggestion at this point but come on

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this like fifteen years late? Shouldn't they be doing something with Asha?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you pretending to be moronic? Wish flopped hard, they're not giving longterm park space to a flop.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that supposed to be Tiana in the picture? It looks like her mom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They made her hair shorter just in case they made her too attractive making the ugly pig women of the world complain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not just the hair. Her nose looks bigger and she looks older. Also her outfit is frumpy.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unless she flashes her breasts in the spirit of Mardi Gras this change was an unnecessary waste.
    Although Walt himself explicitly said that Disneyland is to supposed to always be changing the spirit of the ride felt like driving a classic car in a parking lot filled with boring gray modern cars

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Walt himself explicitly said that Disneyland is supposed to always be changing
      I would think the intended sentiment behind that would be “we should always be striving to come up with new, fresh ideas” and not “every couple decades we should switch out the use of the space to incorporate whichever IP we can milk that would be the most profitable for the time.”

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It sounds boring. Even Iger says it's boring.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just want you to know that most of us san fransokyo cms hate the retheme and agree it was better as pacific wharf

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uh huh

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >princess who wanted her own restaurant
    >not making her "attraction" a restaurant of some sort where her dream is finally fulfilled and you get served by frogs or some shit
    >instead have her hang out in a swamp with singing animals
    The Man™ simply won't stop holding her down, will he?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Tiana is basically confirmed to be getting a restaurant in Magic Kingdom replacing Pecos Bill, and several insiders said it’s happening because Pecos Bill is another “problematic” IP Disney wants to erase

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >World
    So wait is Splash Mountain still in California at Land?

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