Carrying on from where the last season stopped, with Charlie Sheen back as Charlie Harper:
>The episode begins with Charlie alone in his Malibu beach house. He reflects, "My brother and nephew don't want to have anything to do with me anymore. They don't live here anymore, and they are all out of my life... That's perfect!" The camera pans around the familiar setting, which now seems larger and emptier without the presence of his family
Would you watch it?
What would be the plot of some episodes in this new series?
>inb4 charlie get ipad
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Charlie get AIDS
He can no longer attract young women because he's 100 lbs and his teeth are falling out. He's yellow from cirrhosis and hepatitis. He picks up the phone to ask his nephew for help
Sorry anon, but this is what Charlie Sheen looks like in 2023.
Did you really believe the whole "alcohol will make you ugly" thing?
lmao, loser. That only applies to poor people.
His ex-wife Denise Richards AND both their daughters have onlyfans, don't they?
And that's a good thing!
Actually that sounds like a good episode too.
>Charlie makes an onlyfans to frick other onlyfans prostitutes on tape
And by the end of the episode he gives up on it for <reasons>
He looks ok but he does have AIDS
Undetectable viral load. Total nothing burger tbh. There were stats from another thread looking at studies on homosexuals with HIV and the likelihood of Sheen passing his on is virtually non-existent.
>Get the frick out of my house, Alan.
I sit like that and say that.
doing lines of tiger blood off a bawd moms ass
I don't think I would for the simple reason that mr Sheen does not look to good these days. That insane cocaine abuse dried him up like a fish.
MA'AAAAAAAAM
his character literally died canonically
Not really. It pans immediately away to show it's in a studio and then a piano falls on Chaim Lorre so not definitive.
The good thing is, he already has AIDS so he can just frick hookers without a rubber.
>Charlie: Alan?
>Alan: Yes?
>Charlie: Get out of my house!
>Jake: *farts*
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEN
this shit goes literally for 200 episodes, and then it just swaps sarcastic MC with less sarcastic MC
howewer, Charlie's show with more subtle humor and without the usual Lorreshit "statement - saracastic remark(thunderous laughter) - serious response(laughter) - even more sarcastic remark(audience members pissing, shitting and vomiting from laughter)" formula, it might be okay I guess
sounds like Anger Management. It was Two and a half men without one and half men.
And it was complete dogshit
just redo the seasons with aston kutchram, but have charlie be a ghost that torments allen, and makes fun of how gay and whiney ashton kutcher charcter is.
Charlie dies in the end
just let it rest in peace
ugly girl
I'd like a mini series of him dealing with AIDS, doing Crack, hiring troony prostitutes, divorce and his prostitute of an only fans daughter.
>this slimy, weakling, physically decrepit, semite looking man magically sleeps with dozens of top model tier white women
Why are israelites like this?
hes rich and he wears shorts and he acts childish and he has a big dong
reminder that this aids tiger got to face frick prime denise richards
life is truly unfair
he was also in some good movies
*in unison*
"I loved him in Wall Street!"
>Charlie Sheen straight jacking it to cp
>*Denise Richards walks into room*
>"Honey you need to stop doing this, please"
>"Go frick yourself"
*guuuuuuuuuy*
Chuck Lorre is still mad about that interview he did
They should’ve replaced him with Herb instead of Ashton Kutcher.
The Gilmore Girls movie had an interesting take, just have the latin maid's family move in.
>Charlie is on the set of a commercial he wrote a jingle for
>hanging around by the trailers
>sees a young boy, the ad's star, on his way to set
>Charlie runs to craft services
>grabs a can of Crisco
>grabs the young boy
>anally rapes him next to the trailers, using the Crisco as lube
>sends the traumatized boy to set
>his crime gets mentioned sometimes, but nobody really gives a shit and he keeps getting to write jingles
>does art imitate life, or does life imitate art?