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It will be Kino?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is he the next Idris Elba?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tiresome.jpeg

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chud van helsing
    i hope they do blackula too

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chloe zao
    anyone got that img of a newspaper erasing a portion of an old article that mentiones her billonaire chinese parents?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dracula: You think you can destroy me with your idols? I who served the Cross, I who commanded nations, hundreds of years before you were born?!

    >Van Helsing: Ay yo! You dun lost dat shit! Ya'll white motherfrickas enslaved my peeples!

    >Dracula: I was betrayed by the patriarchy! Look what White Privilege has done to me!

    >Van Helsing: No, homie! Your race is over, you gon pay for your crimes!
    and everyone claps

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is not happening. They cancelled Dracula film after failure of Morbius. However the dark universe version with Nic Cage focused on Renfield was already filmed so it is going to be released. The Mummy twitter confirms.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nic Cage as Renfield
      That sounds awesome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nic Cage is Dracula.

        Nicolas Hoult plays Renfield. The story is a romantic comedy written by Robert Kirkman about Renfield falling in love with a traffic cop played by Awkwafina. Dracula is barely in it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably to re-establish Dracula and slowly introduce him

          >Renfield might have been mentioned more in the book, but focusing an entire movie around the man feels like something that could end up becoming a rather poor decision unless it leads to something in contemporary times that will not only make sense but will also herald something else that could be coming, something that will make sitting through Renfield worth it simply because it will serve as a prologue, a prequel of sorts, that will get people ready for what’s to come.

          https://tvovermind.com/a-movie-about-draculas-servant-renfield-is-in-development/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Renfield isn't even confirmed be in the same universe as The Mummy yet.

            From the title font, that image of Nic Cage in costume, Nicolas Hoult and Awkwafina romance comedy, this movie seems like its going to be extremely campy and tongue in cheek Hotel Transylvania style humor.

            I dont see it fitting in with Dark Universe and they tone they've already established.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Renfield isn't even confirmed be in the same universe as The Mummy
              Shame. I thought all these classic monsters were supposed to share the same universe. But... why would The Mummy profile post it then? If it's not even related.. This is confusing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Mina Harker centered Dracula film was the only one that was officially cancelled (just weeks before filming was supposed to start).

      I think Chloe Zao's film is still in the pipeline.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. They cancelled crossover between Dracula Untold and Van Helsing. That's because Dracula Untold was officially rejected from Universal canon. It's not listed on Universal page, instead you can find it on Legendary website. Now Nic Cage is supposed to be their new Bela Lugosi. Ryan Gosling will be the Wolfman, Javier Bardem is still attached to classical Frankenstein monster figure.

        Renfield isn't even confirmed be in the same universe as The Mummy yet.

        From the title font, that image of Nic Cage in costume, Nicolas Hoult and Awkwafina romance comedy, this movie seems like its going to be extremely campy and tongue in cheek Hotel Transylvania style humor.

        I dont see it fitting in with Dark Universe and they tone they've already established.

        Tone will change between movies but they are still going to take place in same settings. The Mummy was a traditional blockbuster and The Scorpion King is supposed to follow. The Invisible Man was a techno-thriller with a back drop for The Invisible Woman now. Renfield will be more comedic while The Wolfman is supposed to be a gorefest version of Nightcrawler. Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein are supposed to be mid budget dramas transcending time from XIX to XXI century. The movies will follow own storylines however they are still going to feature some overlapping elements, possibly leading to now-postponed Dark Army.

        This is just the same way they did it in 1940s. First they introduced separate monster franchises for Dracula, Frankenstein, Mummy and Wolfman and then they finally connected them all together in House of Dracula and House of Frankenstein. They are doing the same now. Honestly if they pull this off this will be simply the best and most unique and interesting cinematic universe out of the bunch.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This could be kino if they get some good actors.

    Liam Cunningham is the only one cast who I know will be good. Polka Dot guy from Suicide Squad is a bit hit and miss.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ vampire HUNTERZ AN SHIETTTT

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this idiot keep playing NuCharaters, shitty versions of old beloved characters.

    Was horrible as "Dr Manhattan". Horrendous as NuMorpheus. Terrible as Candyman. Now this. And they all flop. Wtf is this idiot doing?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >those fuccin names

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't possibly be any worse than that fricking Tv show with fem Helsing.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And Paul Mooney was giving hollywood shit for Tom Cruise in the last Samurai. They're literally making shows with black vikings and a homie with the last name Helsing. I got a movie, the whitest mother fricker in history staring Wesley Snipes.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    monkeys are anti-kino always have been

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actual monke is kino, cmon anon

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Yahya Abdul-Mateen II
    I hate Black folk

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zao
    who cares this isn't even dark universal. its just another dracula like dozen others. like that recent BBC one or hammer films with christopher lee. its public domain so anyone can make dracula shit. what matters is THE universal one, you know iconic lugossi ;I don't drink wine; and I lope they get some older guy to play van helsing. cage can stay as drac because he does look like

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone actually watch Cruise's Mummy, or did the poorly released trailer do it in?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The movie made 400 m at the box office which is more than Dracula Untold and Invisible Man all together (217 m, 140 m respectively) and had Tom's highest opening weekend until Top Gun beat it. So yeah it was quite successful despite what media want to say. I'm not even sure why they considered it a flop when these aren't bad numbers. I think most of phase 1 Marvel shit wasn't doing much better. Something is not right there, objectively speaking, of course.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks very Dutch

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    vampires = israelites

    we all know it's true

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Yahya Abdul-Mateen II
    One strike, not charismatic, not a good actor
    >van helsing
    2 strikes for a remake nobody asked for
    >Chloe Zhao
    3 strikes for the wmaf obsessed director

    Yep, definitely not seeing this

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