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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for Big Human wiener

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jake is a na'vi thoughbeight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he got 5 fingers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he passed the tests so Neytiri considers him a na'vi

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Neyney just wanted to spice up the bedroom by taking Big Human wieners and Jake being a Chad made that happen.

            The most unrealistic part of Avatar is how Neyney didn’t get the ick from seeing Jakes human form

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              na'vi aren't shallow so Neytiri was able to see Jake's true self

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In a way, you could say Neytiri Sees Jake

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, exactly like she says

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                man the cg of the first movie still holds up so well. far more impressive than the way of water in my opinion.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its fine but there's no global illumination so its objectively inferior to the new one

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess it's only the close up money shots that are holding up then. but still impressive when keeping ing mind that the movie was shot more than 15 years ago.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah the closeups are great, even though you cant really tell their skin is supposed to be shark like, as in the new one, its still amazing, but mostly because the facial animation is so realistic. Cameron is the goat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, shark like ? Do Sharks have hair all over their body (as seen on Kiri’s body)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neyney's skin is velvety smooth thoughbeight

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait to be apart of this franchise

    exciting times ahead!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shilled

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blue cats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NANC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big Blue cats BVILT FOR HUGE HUMAN wienerS

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can't you read Neyney's sign?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I can’t read so your sign won’t stop me

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    navi lifespan?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30% longer than humans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's all? But they are friends with the whales who can squirt some brainjuice out for them to live way longer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eywa only wants them to live that long and also they have a empirically provable paradise afterlife

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I regret not watching Avatar 2 in theaters. I saw it at home on a shitty monitor and it was better than I expected.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’ll most likely do a release, considering how well Avatar rereleases do financially
      >avatar gets release
      >makes like 70-100mil (I forget exactly)
      >Disney rereleases their troony friendly films like Soul(less) and Turning Red
      >make less than a mil
      >lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry friend. You have a glorious opportunity in the next few years to see Neytiri suffer horribly and scream and shout in state-of-the-art 3D!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No more suffering for Neyney

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She and Jake need another kid now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being Jake and not cooming balls deep in her every night

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry anon i went 5 times, so it all balances out in the end 🙂

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Tukchads?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Headpats.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made for adult human men

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The official artbook

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, I mean what sauce goes well on Tuk?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The official artbook

      Someone had to render her completely nude body

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone had to
        texture her nipples

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bawd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just imagining how pink she is down there. It's a wonder that more RDA guys didn't defect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Offensive and incorrect

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...in a bad movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Offensive an incorrect

      ...in a fantastic movie.

      Flattering and correct

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...in a fantastic movie.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A beautiful goddess

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a fleshlight

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does Neytiri have a subconscious disgust towards Lo'ak because he has human features?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tonowario

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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