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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a big smelly blue cat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      offensive and incorrect

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ~3 meters (~ 10 feet)
    which is average for them imagine a really tall one

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many Neys till Avatar 2?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >149 Neys until Avatar 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >65 Neys until Avatar 1

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blue, da ba dee da ba dai

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indian.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      offensive and incorrect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, Native American

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Neytiri is not native american

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This clearly demonstrates without an iota of doubt that she's Hindu, thereby Indian as that gif signifies Hindu form of worship, swinging while enjoying the Bhajan/Arti.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I wish I could slit nigtiri's throat

              offensive and incorrect

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good for some exothic leather. Imagine what richgays would pay for navi leather handbags for their wife and mistresses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi fellow! look at what the nice people from Louis Vuitton left for you in that nice cage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's so cute when she's angry.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Neytiri like Cheddar?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they don't have cheddar on Pandora

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have it on good authority there is a whole lotta Cheddar there and it's valuable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would you want to live on a planet without cheddar

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MADE

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blue cat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neytiri is not a cat

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Posting in based thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Posting in a blessed thread

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    feeling very robust as of late

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blue lives matter

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell my TV. Why is Hollywood afraid of alien nipples and genitals? These freaks would be 100% nude 24/7. Also this sick movie legitimizes bestiality, as they use their reproductive organs to hook up to the neural matrix of other animals. Essentially sticking their spacedicks into them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just go look at the pandorapedia you'll find basically all you want to know. Their tails aren't their wieners they use them as a USB stick.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CAT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neytiri is not heavy machinery vehicles

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An ugly troony.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      offensive and incorrect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        troony chaser

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies are walking parodies of women, minus the vegana. They are offensive to women and nature itself. I don't acknowledge F2M as they are just ugly women, and will never be fathers or real men, just disregard them in general.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Neytiri is
    not real.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wonder whatever happened to abatap
    >0/10 youre just butthurt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He went home to Ewya anon.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    an ANAL bawd

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blue feline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      incorrect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how so? she's blue and she's basically a cat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and she's basically a cat.
          no she's not

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what is she then, smarty pants?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              a na'vi.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                which is a species of alien cat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no they're not.

                how many pictures of neytiri do you have??

                quite a few

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                very respectable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how many pictures of neytiri do you have??

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys

    What if avatargay comes back. He's been lying dormant in a Russian forest all this time, and soon he will awake and bring a new age of waifuism to Cinemaphile

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im only gonna watch the new movie for big blue cat nip slips

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry to say you'll be very disappointed because there are no blue cats in avatar 2

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spammed by low tier men

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could slit nigtiri's throat

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Neytiri is...
    a female blueish creature that appears to have feline-like features.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kitty got ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you think the blue cat lady is hiding 6 nipples somewhere?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well with how she exhibits several other feline characteristics she's still practically a cat.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the feline characteristics in question:

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              too many to list.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do asians like avatar so much?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NEYTIRI IS NOT A CAAAAAAT!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've just downloaded Avatar. Looks like shit. Boomers shat their diapers for this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine downloading a compressed copy and watching it on a monitor/tv and thinking it's even 1/10 as good as it looks in theaters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it's actually better because it's an extremely highbitrate edition from the studio sources on a color calibrated monitor.
        Vs a shitty projector, sub 100 nits, extremely low ppi of screen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i can't tell if this is bait but here's your (you) anyway. i guess it's possible you live in a third world country so sucks to suck.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument
            >schizophrenic rant
            You must be a legit boomer.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >1 line
              >rant

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >has aneurysm

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kiss me already.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was released before most zoomers were even born, and they are releasing a remastered version in like two months

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they'll color grade it to something less blue?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "We're bringing AVATAR and TITANIC back to the big screen, looking better in every way," said James Cameron. "We will be presenting both films in 4K with high dynamic range visuals and have been working with Pixelworks' TrueCut Motion platform to remaster the films in high frame rate, while keeping the cinematic look of the original."

          TrueCut Motion technology provides filmmakers with a visual palette of cinematic motion looks that goes beyond anything previously possible. While motion pictures have seen tremendous improvements in picture performance, with higher resolution, higher dynamic range and more colors, the motion look has remained unchanged for close to a hundred years. TrueCut Motion technology allows filmmakers to dial in the motion, with any source frame rate, shot by shot, in post-production. The TrueCut Motion platform then ensures that these creative choices are delivered consistently across every screen, whether in the theater or the home.

          probably? idk I didnt find the blue to be bad at all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >remaster the films in high frame
            no no no wtf is he moronic?
            that means to interpolate frames, which never looks good just rids you of some issues with judder, stutter etc but there are better ways to fix that which won't alter the original artistic vision
            Also they will digitally upscake 4k as the film was mastered in 2k.

            Bro this feels like a very shitty money grab while the hype for Avatar 2 is strong!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              bear in mind this is industry grade interpolation, you probably arent wrong with the whole money grab but peoples main complaint with avatar is that they dont remember the plot. even if it is a money grab i don't mind it because releasing the movie before the sequal will work as a way for people to be reminded of the plot. I don't usually do this but I trust Jimmy Cameron if he thinks it'll work. It's not like they are deleting the original. just glad to have a version which might look better.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The HDR alone will probably means it'll look better on proper screens as you'll get what the cameras shot for the most part.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ofc this hardly being relevant since most of the movie is CG.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they've certainly had time to work on a remaster

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And yet there's only so many IMAX 4K laser screens across the country.

            So, your average kino watcher is going to see this in subpar fake IMAX that AMC and other theater chains have.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's still hard to believe this movie is actually coming out.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump
    ok boomers this scene looks good, very high effort in details

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Before I go to the wiki.
    How many years have they been on Pandora before we see the protagonist land?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like 5-20 years or something. long enough to establish schools and have each race be fluent in their languages.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    need na'vi wife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get a regular gf, and pay for the surgeries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying hum*n women can ever match the perfection of na'vi women

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tfw ywn get to explore a foreign world and colonize their women

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            na'vi are not for colonizing

            Try your best.

            they'd still have human minds, it's not the same

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Even a real Na'vi would be corrupted by contact with humans. A Na'vi on earth would wear local clothing and spend hours of the day with the phone out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a na'vi on earth would probably genuinely have a mental breakdown and probably kill themselves due to the shock

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't sound plausible. You may want to see a professional about some of your self-destructive thoughts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no there's nothing wrong with the current world and anyone that points out problems is insane!

                Na'vi would not enjoy wearing the face mask all the time. And it would be a sensory overload of sounds, screens, lights and machinery. Pretty sure the gravity is higher too. And they're not going to have anything to connect with like their native animals, trees and eywa. So yea, they'd not like earth one bit unless they were brought as a baby and raised there.

                >unless they were brought as a baby and raised there.
                literal abuse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This.
                Get well anon...

                a na'vi on earth would probably genuinely have a mental breakdown and probably kill themselves due to the shock

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Na'vi would not enjoy wearing the face mask all the time. And it would be a sensory overload of sounds, screens, lights and machinery. Pretty sure the gravity is higher too. And they're not going to have anything to connect with like their native animals, trees and eywa. So yea, they'd not like earth one bit unless they were brought as a baby and raised there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i feel like if you aren't conditioned to western/modern life you would probably end up being a manic depressive of some sort.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you masking in your own home? Are you masking when walking around outdoors in the breeze? You're doing this to yourself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Try your best.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ass fisting material

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How soft are bluebies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do na'vi look soft to you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        soft enough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They look ticklish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They look slender and lithe.

        Like they could frick like animals.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BHD (big human dick)

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mathematical analyses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i would let her put her entire foot on my face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's why I spent like 10 minutes taking approximate measurements
        but this is for original Siggy avatar not the new one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i mean even then i wouldnt have to think twice

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no why would you think twice, I love Siggy

            footgays are subhuman

            what about being a race traitor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      footgays are subhuman

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In a movie I won't be watching.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hot

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not as cute as she would be with paws

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