Nickelodeon sitcoms had younger me on a chokehold, also they were funny so there's that too.
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Nickelodeon sitcoms had younger me on a chokehold, also they were funny so there's that too.
Who is this seamen demon?
Jade from victorious: the ultimate life form of a goth girl.
moron
Live actions shows were always for gays. It's crazy how many kids grew up worshipping this slop instead of cartoons.
>you're a homosexual for being straight
sorry anon, you're gay
Who is that ZESTY buck
black twink BWC bawd, I think the actor hit the wall tho
>twink
His arms are most likely bigger than yours
zoomer homosexuals call everybody a twink
That is pretty ironic
Ljarius sneed
DeAndre Siggas III, he was pretty great on the show.
What you're seeing now is my normal state. This is a Zesty homie. And this... This is what is known as a Zesty homie that has ascended past a Zesty homie. Or you could just call this a Zesty homie Deux.
>Bitch, please. What a useless transformation. You've changed your hair, so what?
Just wait. And this... is to go... EVEN. FURTHER. BEYOND! I'm sorry that took so much longer than the others, honey...but I haven't had much occasion to practice this one. This is what I call a Zesty homie Trois.
She was the hottest on the show.
literally built for femdom
The men were better
Isn't Drake an irl pedo?
Pedos, are the new sexy haven't you heard?
you're thinking of the other drake, the israeli rapper
He's israeli and black so probably
They're all pedos
I wish
Nope
Pedos frick 7 year olds n shit
a pedophile isn't anyone who fricks or likes anyone else who isn't 18 yet
Women in first world countries with better lives than 99% of everyone else on the planet, and the b***h shit men that follow them, have all convinced you of that as a form of power play over you because women are weak moronic baby b***h bullies and so are their simps
Drake was basically a victim of the post metoo cancel culture, some underage girl flirting with him pretended to be legal and when found out he told her to frick off and she claimed virtual rape or whatever after the fact. Why? Because she was mad he rejected him.
I think he got unJUSTed recently? I haven't kept up.
Drake and Josh was the only one I willingly watched.
I thought she had huge breasts where are the huge breasts
this is the biggest she has ever looked so not very impressive
Muh diqq
>not very impressive
I doubt they're that big but they're still pretty Nice. breasts don't need to be massive to be nice
They are definitely DDs, your perception of breasts has just been warped by internet porn.
I don't know maybe, things can be deceiving from photos. But I've fricked girls with C cups that looked much larger. They look huge in a push up bra but I'm not sure. Regardless I'd cum in her until nothing but dust shot out my dick and my balls atrophied and fell off
breasts don't generally look very big in bikini tops like that because they're not being pushed up.
Nice. I bet she's an insufferable c**t.
Cup size isn't consistent with band size. 32DDs are smaller than 36Ds.
Last girl I dated was bigger, but those are still damn impressive. And it isnt just about size.
You thought wrong
Found the lgbt pedo grooming thread
For me it was Becky 'coal burner' Witch in Kenan and Kel
She married the boomer who helped make the music on this show. No one mentioned that in Quiet on Set. Instead, they gave air time to a histrionic black mother saying it was racist for a black boy to play a drug dealer parody in one of the dozens of skits he was in.
because she was 18 when she met him
Most of quiet on the set was an attempt to frame Dan as a predator but the writers had no fricking idea that it was just alt left nazis claiming it and had to come up with bullshit excuses for why it was 'bad' that Dan was allowed to work there
No, she was 16 when they met. He was 36.
Even if she wasn't underage, she would've been close enough to it and the age gap between them large enough that you'd expect complaints.
dating was 19
so legal
I know, I know. An adult woman consenting with a White man is pedophilia in your mind
Is she 18?
Then she's an adult and can make her own decisions, you being a pearl clutching homosexual doesn't change that.
>screeches about grooming
>"no not like that!!!"
Don't worry, there's still plenty of people in her Instagram comments that complain she was groomed on the few pictures she's posted with him. I think she stopped posting those pictures because of that
although hats off to the person that asked "is this the guy who preordered?" that's a good one.
I remember watching an outtake episode and she wore high heels and her legs looked absolutely insane.
How many fat steamy loads did Shneider dump on her feet
24 times
>4 days after turning 18
I hated all live action teen shows. I understand Clarissa started the trend. But it was ill-conceived from the start.
we hated Nickelodeon shows because they kept taking cartoons of the air to make space for these stupid teen dramma shows.
I believe only girls liked these teen soap operas
>we
shut up homosexual
Holy shit zoomers neck yourselves
It was cartoons on nickelodeon AFTER the live action shit started
it was originally just live action
So is Hollywood a cabal of pedophiles or not? Chuds need to make up their fricking mind.
Post more gillies
does she have noodz
Imagine Victorious was set in a middle school instead, I don't think my dick would have handled a 12 year old Jade.
>if you meet someone before they turn 18 then you cant frick them after they turn 18 no matter how old they are.
Some people are hopeless.
What's this type of girl called? It's not goth.
For me, it was Ren from Even Stevens
i want to drink her urine
it as a different time
Can we guys talk about the actual show please instead of some moronic prostitute?
Anyways, the frick was this guy's problem?
i hate how theres so little rex in later seasons. the show really peaked in season 1.
israeli schizophrenia
Andy Samburg kept refusing to take a paternity test.
don't know don't care
This was from the shitty Netflix (surprise surprise) Dynasty that nobody watched.
Interestingly enough, they could've had a big XBoxhueg black doing this scene with her but they chose this little zesty one instead.
this scene wouldnt have had the same effect with a white guy
She's wooden as frick either way.
Probably not used to fricking a man who isn't two decades older than her and offering some Fruit Shoot and Skittles as a bargaining tool.
fun fact: this scene was completely unscripted but it felt so real they added it anyways. it doesn't even look like they are acting here great improv by the two
i'd have to agree with you
i didnt even know she was still acting
vjuice still got it
I want to marry and impregnate Victoria Dawn of Justice
but he doesn't have a womb how would that work?
Always thought vjuice was the most overrated Cinemaphilefu.
Found her very bland and her face had a weird shape.
Liz was always superior.
>Liz was always superior.
weird face shape
They are both 9/10. Liz gets facemogged by Victoria but she gets bodymogged by Liz.
>weird face shape
But enough about vjuice
Nah. Vic has a weird triangular head. It's very obvious in the show. That's why she poses mostly from the side.
There's no universe where Victoria is a 9/10
I always thought it was strange that Victoria was the one they decided to push. Obviously hindsight and all that but even on the show itself it's clear that both Liz and Ariana are way more talented than her. And hotter too of course
It was revealed in that recent docuseries about Nick sitcoms that Drake was diddled by one of the producers
>And hotter too of course
gay
agreed vjuice is hot as frick. id toss a few nuts in grande but shes in a lower tier than the other two.
>Always thought vjuice was the most overrated Cinemaphilefu.
>Found her very bland and her face had a weird shape.
What you just described was Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez
Probably. But at least with Arianna you could argue she was kinda exotic looking and could sing.
Victoria was just.. there. No talent and no curves. And her weird triangle head always threw me off.
>weird triangle head
stop forcing this meme
It's just an observation. Please don't get your Jimmies rustled.
I genuinely cannot tell which one is her.
she looks basically the same as she did in victorious
even vjuice is looking a bit older, still the best though
What's wrong with her cheeks? Why are they so puffy and saggy?
They look fine. That's what normal women look like, before Hollywood bogs them
Those cheeks aren't fine, they're incipient jowls that will be sagging below her jawline by the time she's in her 30's.
Only way to redeem is by getting bucc'ed
she's 30 now and her cheeks look fine. she has a prominent jaw that makes her cheeks look a little weird, perfect for breeding chad sons
>she's 30 now and her cheeks look fine.
She answered the call.
they all answer the call to some extent. but she absolutely didnt fall for the buccal fat meme. she looks great for 30 but i will readily admit she has some extreme features that others might fight off-putting like her jaw, pronounced eyebrow pattern, and insistence on not smiling.
still looks ok, hasn't held up as well as vjuice though
for comparison
yeah and vjuice still gets bodymogged by liz. theyre both hot in different ways
she looks quite a lot like Charlotte Church
i can see some resemblance but a lot is a stretch
Is chokehold the new buzzword? Not familiar
>husband is 20 years older than her
>they met when she was 16 and he was 36
unbelievably based
>also they were funny
No they weren’t. They were painfully unfunny. Except Kenan and Kel which was riotously hysterically funny.