>Nike ad
>morbidly obese negress with terrible form pretending to do deadlifts
>Calvin Klein ad
>morbidly obese negress pretending every bone in her body isn’t trembling while doing yoga
>Amazon ad
>morbidly obese negress with glasses pretending to code ambiguous software
Who are these even for? And don’t tell me it’s morbidly obese black chicks because there’s no way in hell they’re seeing these ads and going “yeah you’re slayin’ it sister!” Large black women are some of the most judgemental, self absorbed and mean-spirited people on the planet and I can’t for the life of me imagine why they’re portrayed as these genius level, fitness conscious tech gurus in commercials disproportionately. I swear it has to just be for out of touch ultra-liberal white dudes to go “MMMHMMMM” about like it’s their black church because I can’t for the life of me imagine why else this is happening so frequently.
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You don't understand, everything has to be black and gay. EVERYTHING. THE MACHINE DEMANDS IT.
seething
Uh. Okay. Whatever you say dude.
women like it and women make up 80% of all shopping purchases. Make them feel good and they lap it up, doesnt matter how fake it is. It's the same way that tryhard bullshitter we all know gets laid, a girl comes near and the act comes out, doesnt matter that every dude in a 20' radius is rolling their eyes, the shit works
How can any normal human woman look at these bloated, disgusting blobs with their stinking ratty hair, flat noses, blubbery lips and permanent sheen of greasy fat sweat on their skin and not feel better about themselves in comparison?
You may be onto something.
they feel safe because 1-no in-their-mind competition unlike watching an ad with a supermodel and 2-no jealousy since there is no chances for her boyfriend to watch those... "models".
they feel better because they either look better than them, or look exactly like them and think they're normal.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
I'm not a player and have never played the game
2 billion dollars that ran away from Victoria's Secret in past two years disagrees.
Woman also make up 70% of all debts
>women like it
false, women buy things advertised by thin, blonde models
women SAY they like it
>It's the same way that tryhard bullshitter we all know gets laid
I actually know no one like this, got an example from like a movie or something?
This, and the fact that women are the only demographic that watches ads. Either willingly or out of stupidity.
Does anyone have the link, there's a youtube short that uses that woman, she's like a boss or something and stares down at the guy working in his glass cubicle.
She smiles like that, it's so fricking creepy
omg I found it, it's called "You Will Be Happy". Still creeps me the frick out
shits gold
I go to the gym three times a week, I am the real minority.
>Who are these even for?
insulated millennial California writers and twitter bots
It's for amerimutts
They worship blacks and think being fat is a good thing
Does anyone actually give a frick about "prime day"? Every year it gets marketed and advertised out the fricking ass but I have never heard anyone say they were looking forward to prime day or got a good deal on prime day or acknowledged its existence in a non-advertisorial capacity whatsoever.
What kind of consoooooming homosexual buys things? I bought a TV 8 years ago and when it breaks I’ll buy a new one, I haven’t bought anything besides food in years.
I don't even have an Amazon account. Shits gay
A hyper liberal and "tuned in" coworker once bounced into the room to ask a group of us what we were getting for prime day.
keked at the description of "bounced in." something about the way nu males move irl and sometimes talk reminds me of cartoon characters sometimes
Only dimwits. Amazon became chink reseller central over a decade ago. All the positive reviews are fake, and any that are made by real people are paid for by the seller. They include phony cashback vouchers for 5-star reviews and dipshits always fall for it. The one time I got one myself and left a one star review with photo evidence condemning the practice, Amazon deleted it and slapped me on the wrist. You're literally better off using Ebay at this point. Even prime shipping is fricked, they can just take as long as they like now and you (the person who pays $15 a month for it) can go frick yourself.
There are people on this site right now who were born well after a time when you could read reviews for a product or piece of media online and 9 times out of 10 you’d be able to sniff out the ones that are bullshit and the ones that are authentic. Now they just all blend together and were written by either bots or Redditor-types in the first place so they’re almost indistinguishable from one another. It used to be “don’t trust everything you read online,” and now it’s just “don’t trust anything you read online”
ebay is even worse honestly
I use it to to subscribe to things like protein powder and get locked in on the price. It’s impossible to get as cheap for serving size anywhere on the internet
"impact whey" might be a better value than amazon protein powder
I got a good deal this year on a laptop with one of those deals that you have to submit an application for to get picked to get the deal. It was like $1k normal and i got it for $600
>guys I got chosen
Guess what dumbass you just paid $600 for a $400 laptop and thanked Amazon for the privilege
women and basketball americans literally cannot stop buying things.
you racist frick. sick of this site. Will you please suicide?
I was watching the news this afternoon and I saw an antiperspirant ad where the guy put on antiperspirant before working out. I said to myself "have any of these motherfrickers ever worked out before?"
oh dude you totally need to do stand up now thats so jerry sienfeld
You’re wondering if a guy that uses antiperspirant has ever worked out before? I don’t get what you’re even implying.
Like 80% of women are obese in the US
Yeah but I’m pretty sure they’re not all black. I live in one of the more “diverse” read:ghetto trash states and even then it’s like 20% tops in most areas unless you go specifically to one of the neighborhoods where all the shootings take place.
>Who are these even for?
For sheeple. The ~~*people*~~ in charge slowly demoralize everyone with ads like these.
Devil's advocate: Morbidly obese black chicks probably have the lowest impulse control out of every speech-capable animal.
*ring* *ring* *ring*
Uhh… alright then I suppose…
I see a doctor, a lawyer, a scientist, and a bad b***h who bouta rip out Lakwanda weave cuh she been frickin wit er baby daddy Marquel again on cap homie what
I am a racist and I approve of this joke fr fr no cap
anon, quoting the media in a critical or sarcastic is officially hate speech now
it's ok to be irish
No it’s not, it’s a hate crime. Cool it with the antisemitism.
Is black lives matter now anti-white?
>~~*hate incident*~~
But israelites can spam KILL WHITE PEOPLE across all media. Seems like laws are only enforced on White people. Kill israelites.
Fricking clown world. All I can do is laugh at this point.
>Nomayo
> Who are these even for? And don’t tell me it’s morbidly obese black chicks
>New Tim Hortons Christmas ad
WE SANTA N SHIEEEETTT
Fricking Cucknadia
>dewitt
>literally means "the white"
fat black women probably buy a lot of shit. and make other fat women of other races feel better about themselves.
Go reread the OP though, I know from experience that large black women DO NOT like other large black women for all intents and purposes. It’s not a relatability thing for them, it’s a claws out jealousy/put-down situation when they see each other in the wild. Unless they go way back or there are extenuating circumstances it’s always some kind of pissing match between them or a literal fight so using one to advertise to another just seems counterproductive.
It's a demoralization campaign intended to cause white people to act irrationally after forcing a waterfall of negative energy into their brains.
I always felt that ad is that "thing" is looking at big hamburger inside the box
Ever heard of black girl magic, OP? Women of a certain sort adore black women.
Im tired of all these ad Black folk
No it ain't Jaqueesha
To be fair, at least the one on the right is trying to get healthy.
>implying this isn't photoshopped/green screened/hidden wires
omg they are having the BEST time!!!
>This is healthy!
Yup, 2 + 2 = 5, men are women, pedophelia is a sexuality, yup yup, eradicate israelites and this madness ends.
>666
Hmmm
Even Satan himself is sick of israelites already.
westerners are so fat
lol
>brings you closer to what you love
Weird, I don’t see a 4,000 calorie meal and four slices of cake in that image
She's ordering them, moron
fat people are so disgusting
You suck at screenshotting.
This is what I imagine happened to her after that photo shoot
I usually make fun of the brain-rot /misc/tards who screech endlessly and say homosexual like this but I swear to god there is no fricking way this isn’t some kind of demoralization tactic. I can’t imagine a single other explanation for this kind of shit
>I can’t imagine a single other explanation for this kind of shit
fat people consume a lot of shit and therefore appear in advertisements that are designed to appeal to people who buy a lot of shit
it's not some grand cloak of the archons shielding you from eternal truth and keeping you caged in your decaying vessel of flesh
it's just money
stop letting it affect you and go outside
morbidly obese black chicks are on the DEI "advisor" team at the ad agencies
It’s done to instill a sense of superiority in the white woman viewer.
>I swear it has to just be for out of touch ultra-liberal white dudes to go “MMMHMMMM” about like it’s their black church
Hahah, what an insanely bad read, never leave the backseat.
Its programming. They put minorities in positions of high competence in media and ads in order to get you to accept the soft-genocide happening in western countries.
>the matrix is a system, designed to get you accept a false reality
192644579
I’m not handing out any (you)’s for this one, do better next time or better yet stop trying. It’s really not that hard to rile people up on here but you couldn’t have botched it harder, moron
The ad is for you. They are trying to sell you obese black women.
If I buy one can I put it on a diet?
>watching ads at all
guess the ads are for you, dumb frick
Keep your blinders on, Pedro
keep consuming, moron
You’re on the television and film board, genius.
then talk about television and film instead of ads you don't have to watch, dumbass
I wonder what the ads are on. Any guesses?
websites
Close 😉
go post about your tiny dick on Cinemaphile because it's sometimes in your clothes. that's as relevant as posting about ads on Cinemaphile. willingly choosing to watch and discuss ads makes you a fricking moron. eat a bullet already
You sound like a mod. Wait a minute.. could it be?
>willingly choosing to watch and discuss ads makes you a fricking moron. eat a bullet already
but ads are made by mega-corps
mega-corps buy the politicians
the sentiment mega-corps express in their ads gives us an idea of where they want our governments to take us legislatively and culturally
why would you be a moron for trying to critically analyze what the most powerful entities in your country are doing/thinking?
>Who are these even for?
Larry Fink
>73 replied
>ESG not mentioned
Is it burger hours?
Believe it or not this was originally an American website.
You be saying Hiroshimoot is American, homie? Get a grip
What does the word originally mean, fren. I’ll give you a couple minutes to try to work that one out
Hiroshima, a Japanese Prefecture. Do you really think the most popular Anime forum in the world was American?
Seek help, I think you’re a bit scrambled up. Extremely simple and easy to follow concepts are flying right over your head, pal.
weak just stop we're all cool with big dicks tonight
Someone call for help, anon is having a stroke
>There are brown zoomers watching ads in current year
t. israelite
blacks don’t give a flying frick about shilling for amazon lol
Come on man, don’t do that. It’s an unspoken agreement you don’t reply to such obvious and low quality b8. Someone needs to lurk more before posting on here
pic related is literally half this thread and it's fricking atrocious
>y’all just raycis!
No, except I’m not overly fond of israelites.
It doesn't matter what I tell you. It would be like pitching a boulder down a sinkhole.
How come they never use morbidly obese black women in Argo cornstarch ads?
You Americans at least live among those creatures so I can understand that they use them sometimes as models. But Amazon, CK etc use the same ads for my shitty region full of countries that the average citizen has never seen the typical morbidly obese negress and it's honestly confusing for us. Lots of people though that that Amazon ad was some kind of joke.
They hire a PR company to produce the ad. The ad company gets chosen by a woke PR exec so they pick a woke PR firm. These firms are created with government grants and hire directly out of liberal universities. The people involved have no interest in sales and don't plan on receiving any push back or feedback about their ad campaigns. If people complain then the PR exec claims they've done their job because people are talking about their brand.
*sips*
See the thing is I don’t have any problem with this, the contrast is eye-catching and the subjects are generally conventionally attractive. It’s when they start shoe-horning in these gelatinous unkept people who look like they have learning disabilities like that’s in any way normal where I start to get a little bit annoyed.
>the contrast is eye-catching
I don't see what's hard to understand about this
You MUST contain a white woman as they do majority of purchases and still consider themselves oppressed and you MUST contain a minority to cover the rest of the population.
Its why the only time you see a black woman in a relationship is when she's a lesbian with a white woman
this explanation makes sense, but if they were purely trying to maximize advertising potential they would have a hispanic guy and a white chick because hispanics are more numerous than blacks
but they go with blacks instead because they are "more oppressed"
>and you MUST contain a minority to cover the rest of the population
If it was just that then you'd most commonly see hispanic people filling that role as they are by far the largest minority group. But that's not the case. Therefore, this is not the reason.
There isn't a single black employee at my job that does anything. Not even the high ranking ones.
They mostly hang out in the break room during their work shift and accuse the company of various forms of racism. If they see a knot they don't like, that's a hate crime
>If they see a knot they don't like, that's a hate crime
Considering the state of their hair that sounds tumultuous
You're all incels
Be honest, am I a horrible person for looking at people like this and feeling rage, feeling hatred and disgust?
No. You are a healthy, surprisingly well adjusted human being.
No, we all do. I want to hack at her with a machete so I can see the blubber open up like when a polar bear bites a seal. Don't worry they can't feel it because of the diabetic neuropathy
It's not even how fat and gross she is, obviously that's a part of it, it's how much of a fricking loathsome c**t she is. The other b***h is the same, just not nearly as unpleasant to look at. If that exact same fat woman was talking about how she is trying to lose weight or something it wouldn't light a fire up my ass nearly as much, plus her shitting on "incels" and calling others losers like she isn't a 600lb fast food devouring sack of lard physically incapable of sex. The hypocrisy and cruelty is astounding.
>she
That's a troony, anon.
You should pity her. She is a doomed creature. When you have become that obese there is no going back. Her skin is stretched. No one will ever love her. She calls others incels because she knows she will die alone and unloved.
How on earth can someone who looks like that be so unironically pleased with themselves when describing the traits of an undesirable person. It boggles the mind.
It gets more weird. If you go to the tiktok account, in the other video with her she claims she was 'groomed into feederism'. Is that the cope now?
>It's Prime Day
>TWO days long
Inclusivity and body positivity with bonus ESG points for black pandering.
I don't know, I feel like if anything some of that is starting to go away. I was at a Target the other day and usually they have fat/ugly models everywhere in the clothing section, but it looked like it was returning to attractive, skinnier people.
The internet and TV are definitely skewed a bit more towards it, but it feels like I'm seeing it less overall.
It's ESG scores
Any anons speaking their truth right now?
Why are Americans like this?
Because Europeans exported their cancer.
Any bros ITT rocking their Kleins right about now?
Who /summer/ here?
What would anons ITT do with #ThisBody if given the chance??
Any anons owning the floor right about now?
this reminds me of video games, like a bulgy circular character bowling its way through obstacles in a level
Jews
Who here knows the feel of your favorite song coming on at work??
Love this cyberpunk dystopia shit
>UNLAWFUL GATHETINGS ARE NOT PERMITTED UNLESS YOU RIOT FOR COMMUNIST Black folk
looks like your average american I don't see the problem
Any Cinemaphile anons into track and field here?
For me, it's CK, any other bros care to chime in?
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Any other anons gonna #Vote??
Any anons ITT appreciate the high European artform called ballet?
admittedly impressive rock solid toesies
Any anons ITT appreciate getting redpilled?
just sent this queen $20. she's a true inspiration
ursula looking b***h
Do anons ITT like athletic wear?
Do any anons ITT believe they're possible?
they are for obnoxious white people to feel better about themselves
>Who are these even for?
morbidly obese negresses
Jews and demoralization is the answer.
The worst one is the fat disgusting Black person b***hes they put in goddamn tampon commercials. I'm just sitting there watching your piece of shit stream when all of a suddenly I got think about five fricking hideous gorillas quaffing blood out of their fat diseased Black person holes for days. Fricking disgusting.
>Who are these even for?
Americans? Sounds like they know their audience, chud.
>Who are these even for?
Americans. Blacklatry is the state religion of USA.