>"No Anakin, we can't be together"
>wears a tight BDSM outfit to tease Anakin
Was Padme, dare I say, a bawd?
>"No Anakin, we can't be together". >wears a tight BDSM outfit to tease Anakin
>"No Anakin, we can't be together"
>wears a tight BDSM outfit to tease Anakin
Was Padme, dare I say, a bawd?
*wears skintight clothes around him*
Women love doing this around pure men. The jezebel spirit is powerful.
am janitor at an all boys christian school; female teachers dress like bawds.
None of them ever hit on you?
i refer you to the janitor part
A dude with a stable well paying job in this economy? Damn bro you sure got him
I worked at a summer camp for 10 years and the girls bathroom was a nuclear wasteland compared to the boys. Somethings frickin deeply wrong with women at a core level.
>all-boys school
>c**toid teachers
What moron had that idea? Defeats the whole point.
Men love doing this with pure virginal women or women in committed relationships.
>Was Padme, dare I say, a bawd?
Of courser She was, didn't you watch the scene of how She popped her cherry?
>my eyes are up here anakin
>10 year old jedi in training
>let's give him an extremely erotic princess lol
didn't lucas personally design that outfit?
yes
lucas has never denied his appreciation for women
Now with ai voices we can really make great movies out of the prequel trilogy
>anakin you can't put it in we're just kissing
>anakin I cant let you put it in because I'm a senator
>senators must be celibate like jedi must be celibate
>dont ask why you know why, I am a senator!
The frick is up with all the Sopranos posting lately
Time tunnel
>anakin, we're aware you're a horny teenage boy, could you take this princess on a space mission? thanks!
It was foreshadowing.
i miss when star wars was sexy
At least nuwars gave us the Decraniated.
Yeah but only sickos like me and you can appreciate the concept of forcibly removing and women’s brain and turning her into a basically a piece of furniture with holes you can frick.
Great, now I’m hard
>the Decraniated
Did they ever explain how Padme got pregnant?
what am i looking at
some sort of animal in pain i guess, no idea
also pizza
Pepperoni pizza with pickles on half.
Anakin gave her an extra potent shot of Midichlorians
I literally did this during the birth of my first child
obi-wan's dick.
The choker shes wearing foreshadows Anakin choking her. she was a horny b***h into getting choked
Many such cases
i don't see a choker
explain?
Padme? No but Portman was traded between producers before she even had fuzz on her muff so take that for what its worth.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l4dbF78MPAg
Literally just rewatched this last night.
As child you think Anakin is the creepy one.
As a man you see Padme luring him in. That scene where she shuts him down and insists on going to the lake house… yeah that’s a pretty obvious “shut the frick up if you want some time alone together.” from her.
>anakin slaughters a village
>padme gets soaking wet
why are women like this?
She's a GLOBALIST
they were sand ppl
Padme is a typical globalist politician.
She is a pedophile.
She is a bawd.
She is a corruptor.
She is a do-nothing politically.
She is in an unearned post.
She is responsible for war.
She is never held accountable.
Frick Padme.
She's a fricking wienertease is what she is. Plinkett was right yet again.
women always do this shit with the guys they like, they give a lazy "no" while tempting with body language to see how much the guy desires them
the "no means no" only applies if they dont like you
>comfy thread
>unmedicated individuals have to ruin it
every time
>"the force needs balance! thats why the chosen one will come"
>the galaxy is populated way more by jedis that sith
>chosen one turns sith to balance the force
>"NOOOOOOO YOU WERE MEANT TO ELIMINATE THE DARK SIDE"
how is getting rid of the sith any form of balance? you need both sides
It's not Yin Yang. The Force is inherently good. The Dark Side is a corruption of the natural state, hence Palpatine acting like an evil witch and trying to cheat death. Balance is when the corruption of the Dark Side is in remission.
>The Force is inherently good, the dark side is a corruption of the natural state
This is always stupid to me. Nature doesn’t have morals and is full of violence and brutality. If the Force is in every living thing, does the Dark Side win when a space-bug eats its mate or a space-cat kills space-mice for fun? Are space-tapeworms a sith invention?
>If the Force is in every living thing, does the Dark Side win when a space-bug eats its mate or a space-cat kills space-mice for fun?
what a great question