No, but seriously. How did this happen? Did they not have producers, focus groups?

No, but seriously. How did this happen? Did they not have producers, focus groups?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le white bad man is... LE DICK!
    That's how it happened

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women. That's how it happened.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    now post a screencap where you can see this armor in the show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      then you'd have to watch this gay shit to do that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you don't have one?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you trying to claim it doesnt exist? moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay thanks maybe next time you should lead with that image.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          so you didn't watch the show but are still defending it on Cinemaphile?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            since when does asking for proof of something constitute defending it?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              are you moronic?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you? You post a behind the scenes picture from a show, I ask you to post a screencap showing what you posted in the actual show, and now you are sitting here screeching that I'm a moron and defending the show because I asked you to provide an example of the thing you are whining about.

                This is a fricking image board moron, I wanted to see an image of what you were talking about.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                It's alright you got BTFO no need to be upset over it, just close the tab and pretend this never happened

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry I responded to your thread.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                frick off passive aggressive moron
                why not try to genuinely engage with the topic instead of trolling?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He did by asking for a fricking image you spztic c**t. get the frick out of here you screeching homosexual moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He did by asking for a fricking image
                like the one in OP?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah you were trying to claim its not even in the show because youre a weird homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did you know it was behind the scenes?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Witness this, anons. This is called "Tactical Ignorance."
                Knowing is half the battle.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's alright you got BTFO no need to be upset over it, just close the tab and pretend this never happened

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If something can be googled in two seconds then it shouldn't be requested, you fricking moron

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it does. you were going for a gotcha, bur you were uninformed amd have been got yourself

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >okay thanks maybe next time you should lead with that image.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          (You)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you didn't watch the show but are still defending it on Cinemaphile?

        I know I'm never going to get my dream of actual, practical and realistic armour in modern TV shows, but why can't they make something that actually looks like you could make it from metal? How exactly was a smith supposed to make this foreskin armour from anything that could also stop a blade or arrow?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your metal armour bro

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when you install an HD texture pack on a 20 year old game

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            looks like one of those plastic dollar store costumes you'd buy for a ten year old lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like leather but that just makes the ballsack comparisons even worse. And the helmets are absolutely supposed to look like bellends. We were told by the leaker that the helmets would look like bellends when the only picture was without the helmets, and it turned out to be true. And the same leaker said it was because the showerunners wanted the Nilfgardians to be literal dickheads because muh patriarchy bad.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would that actually make for good armor? I kinda feel like the ridges could be effective.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      besides it not looking like its made of metal, the ridges would stop blows glancing off and instead you and the armour take the full impact of every blow

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lol what if like, we made their helmets a bunch of literal dickheads? and their armor looks like wrinkly ballsacks?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the Rings costume designers spent over 2 years hand making chain mail.
    The truth is that nobody cared enough to go through all that effort so they just went with a lazy alternative.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Showrunners know their target audience.
      They also just... hate them for some reason.

      Why does every story about the LOTR movies sound like some indie studio but it was as corporate as it comes?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it was an indie studio you dumb frick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOTR mad New Line you dumb frick, they made Nightmare on Elm Street sequels prior to the trilogy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can just rent relatively realistic looking generic armor.

      They should have just rented armor and made a custom overlay for the helm or chest. Easy peasy.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women should not be allowed anywhere near fantasy/historical fiction because they are naturally averse to the subject

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kindly advice to our visitors from reddit: not all of us religiously watch every homosexual Black person shit TV show ever created. To aid in the identification of whatever the frick you're b***hing about, usually you would put a cheeky clue in the filename of the image; but I can see you're not also phoneposting in addition to being vague.

    So explain what the frick I'm looking at, and go finger your butthole.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow. ive never seen a gay as new as you. why are they like this ?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are China and Russia's film industries going to really start popping off? Maybe Hungary too? I'm sure there's a huge market in the US for shit that's normal and good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my sister watched some french shows on netflix and the whole cast was white except some white passing MENA guy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh. Based France. Spain was pretty cool last time I checked. That was a while ago though.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >me on top of the helmet (i'm an armless birdwoman with breasts)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'd say breasts or gtfo but it seems they were already posted. Guess I'll have to believe you...

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    From what I understand the production of the show was incredibly rushed because they were in a hurry to fill that GoT vacuum for that sweet sweet viewership. The costume designer was given some pointers to make it look "different" and this was his initial concept and they just said "We don't have time, print it." Needless to say he quit after the first season and to this day says that showrunner had no fricking idea what she wanted because they were too busy speedrunning the show and as result neither did he.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this stuff is made to appeal to women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woman attempting to photograph object

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember when she pretended to be a fan and made vaguely worded noncommittal commitments hinting she wouldn't do the typical "woke" stuff?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and yet it doesn't appeal to them at all, how curious...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My daughter has a vast collection of Lego Elves.
          There are three factions: Elves, Goblins & Imps. I eventually gave everything very simple stats and a combat system (Xd6 for damage, d20 to strike/dodge). It's called combat mode.
          She prefers to play story mode where the Elves fly around in the airship and get married.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            wholesome. you sound like a good soÿdad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This study doesn't exist FYI.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            even if something isn't literally true it can still be spiritually true

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can't prove that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It happened homosexual, lmao. It took 4 years and of research and resulting in the Friends line in 2012. Now is there a single, easily searched study published in some scientific journal and not behind a paywall? I've spent all the time this is worth to me and haven't found "a study." Because maybe these are corporate secrets and that poster is just an insider.

            Almost all of my results are from subsequent years, leftists freaking out because they believe toys which are finally appealing to female children are "reinforcing gender stereotypes."

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it all makes sense now

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Showrunner is the wife of a netflix exec. Probably given to her to get her to shut her trap or get her out of the house to sneak around with his mistress. No one bothered to check it wasn't shit until oit was in post.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they fricking put it in the game
    Oh my god lmao, how could the developers do this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are mocking it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know... without the helmet it could almost look cool.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the sort of shit you'd wear in dark souls because you want the most poise possible halfway through the game

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do have focus groups and producers. Except they answer to blackrock lol.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would it not be easier, at this point, to dissolve this troublesome elite, and form a new one?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >form a new one
        Why?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not?
          They aren't working out. Have you seen their current shenanigans? Swift and brutal justice is required.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        legends say, long ago one man tried

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female showrunners.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the armor even supposed to be made of? I can't imagine metal can be made to look so wrinkled and it doesn't look like leather either

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they were trolling you, we knew everyone working on it hated the witcher before the show even aired
    hey didnt give a frick so they made the armor look like a wrinkly ballsack with a wiener helmet

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they got so lost in making the design unique and whatnot that they forgot what it was actually supposed to be

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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