>no Egyptologist gf

>no Egyptologist gf
why live?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom is a man and your dad's a gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But I've seen her nekked

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Built for getting bred by superior BBC seed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, she's j*wish.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      British Broadcasting Corporation?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She is a librarian

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Top tier pit kino

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What happend to the pulp kinos?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      After the bomb of John Carter they stopped making them

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME FROGS, FLIES, LOCUSTS

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she choose to beard for Daniel Craig?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my dad got so thirsty over this broad in the mummy it was embarrassing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad has exquisite taste

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad has good taste. Shame he raised a gay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, It happened to all the dads

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Evie was in Stargate instead of Daniel Jackson.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Egyptologists are Egyptians, the Egypt government has a monopoly on the archeologically of Egypt and have to keep their own biased narrative.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They used to be British

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This movie takes place in the 1930s. Wasn't Egypt still under British rule?

      Also are there any other inter-war historical adventure kino movies like the mummy and the mummy 2?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Also are there any other inter-war historical adventure kino movies like the mummy and the mummy 2?
        ya theres some Mummy rip off garbage called like Indianapolis Jones or something you could check out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Tried watching the first one and was bored out of my mind

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If they aren't from the Cairo region they're just called sparkling archaeologists

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        which is moronic. What the frick is the Egyptian government hiding?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the stargate

  11. 1 year ago
    Krager

    Daniel Craig is a lucky guy.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Her in the mummy and Brittany Murphy in 8 mile were my sexual awakening and realizing girls were hot and not cooties tier

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She was a 9/10 in the first movie and became a 11/10 just by fixing her eyebrows

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >just by fixing her eyebrows
      So you're just blind to the fact she has sex hair in that photo as well?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW no hot-but-vile-jewess GF

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God I love older women.

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