>"No I can't climb a few feet higher because I need to come back home to my family alive"

>"No I can't climb a few feet higher because I need to come back home to my family alive"
>Starts crying

What the frick is his problem?

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how the camera shows an obese woman climbing further than James did

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was in special ed for 13 years. he’s literally moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He seemed pretty chill in his 20s but in his middle age he seemed to regress a lot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my guess is that he used to have one or two beers in his 20s from time to time. Now he has muh kids and probably never touches a drop otherwise he’s a bad parent or some shit. Either that or he’s on some kind of medication

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i swear something catastrophic happened to him because the James during the prime years of AVGN is nothing like today, and it's not just a result of normal aging either, my guess it was the movie gave him a breakdown and his demon wife

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i swear something catastrophic happened to him
          April replaced Mike as his primary tard wrangler and Screensaver homosexuals took on creative control.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >April replaced Mike as his primary tard wrangler
            This was it really. Mike and James were on the same wavelength creatively and their enthusiasms complimented each other well. April just sees James as a meal ticket and gives him just enough time to make one nerd video a month (with Screenwave mostly automating production) and have that other guy come over for Neighbor Nerds.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least Mike can finally focus on El Loco Bandito fulltime.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We shifted to the "failure" timeline after 2011.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did anyone found the proof of the so called "acting class" James the moron took during the filming of AVGN Movie?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Proof found in commentary where was discussed, mention made acting coach.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is the commentary available anywhere?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Did anyone found
              >James the moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a number of factors, but I think it's both because the prime years of AVGN were about games James had some kind of attachment to, and unironically fan feedback.

          The former probably doesn't need much explanation, stuff like the Ghostbusters games you just know those were his thoughts playing the game as a kid and now he could finally put them into words as an adult, and it comes across in the performance too. Even with legendarily bad games like Superman 64 the episode was really kind of throwaway, because ultimately a lot of the things he said about it were really generic complaints.

          The latter is a lot of personal preference, but I think it was a problem that so many fans thought the point of the show was to genuinely review actually bad games. A lot of the best episodes of the show were basically just a relatable comedy sketch of a dude playing games or just generally really well-structured. Like the Atari 5200 review he really doesn't do much of a review, but the whole bit about him struggling to wire the thing up is fricking hilarious because most of us have been there with those old consoles. Or Silver Surfer, where the game itself isn't actually that bad, but it just captures the feeling of getting increasingly frustrated at an insanely hard game so well.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It explained a lot when I learned this. He's always been stupid, it just worked better with his humor in the old days and it wasn't as noticeable. When you hear him try to be serious or insightful about anything it comes across exactly like what it is -- a dumb person doing their best to try to sound intelligent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got any examples? Outside of his interests he probably doesn’t know much else. Which is fine. Most people on here are like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many more years until he's cured?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link? Video? Source? Context? I don't watch balding white men who climb mountains unless they're named Karl Pilkington

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all these comments making fun of him for wearing sneakers
        I don’t get it. What are you supposed to hike in? Shoes that aren’t comfortable to walk in for extended periods of time?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have you not heard of hiking boots?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yo spend 200 dollars on this hobby you're not fully invested in
            Jesus fricking Chris man, just shut the frick up.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s not about being fully invested, it’s about not being a moron and preventing injuries. Sneakers are not made for hiking terrain unless you consider going up and down the street hiking you fat frick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think he's traversing rough terrain that is in need of 200 dollar boots? Seriously dude, you are a fricking idiot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was slipping like a moron all over the rocks, you fat homosexual. A $50 boot rental would have saved him a lot of pain and embarrassment.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >50 dollar boot rental for one time hike
                Once again, and again, you are an absolute dipshit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not just a "one time hike", homosexual. James hyped this up as a big passion project that he wanted to do all his life and he spends the whole video cutting corners and making excuses.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's a middle aged accident prone "special" person. Quite frankly I think that him being sent so unprepared for this journey was a failure of somebodys duty of care.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Going on a scramble without good shoes is really stupid, especially if you've never done it before.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Decent hikers for the average guy go for 90$ max. 200 is top end. Had some Hi Tecs that I wore for years and years that cost like 70$. Keep your feet dry and comfy and bring extra socks. The real truck is to just get super high and enjoy the experience.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah idk I go for 2 hour walks everyday in these Nike shoes for the past year and my feet and shoes are still doing fine. Isn’t “hiking” just waking up hills for a few hours?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              erm actually no you don't, the master of hikes says you are not allowed

              He was slipping like a moron all over the rocks, you fat homosexual. A $50 boot rental would have saved him a lot of pain and embarrassment.

              It’s not about being fully invested, it’s about not being a moron and preventing injuries. Sneakers are not made for hiking terrain unless you consider going up and down the street hiking you fat frick.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't do any real hikes then. Try doing some of the more technical routes in the Canadian Rockies with running shoes and see how that goes, lmao. As soon as you get to the snow coverage your shoes would disintegrate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This guy has done so many real hikes that he has to use a picture he got off Google

                It's not just a "one time hike", homosexual. James hyped this up as a big passion project that he wanted to do all his life and he spends the whole video cutting corners and making excuses.

                >just spend 200 dollars on a hike you'll do once
                Yeah we already got that, moron. This is my fifth time having to tell you how stupid you are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a pic of that exact lake I took with my phone. What now, homosexual? I grabbed a google pic cause it looks nicer than mine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >another pic off google
                You are seriously on fire

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How can one person be this moronic? It's literally my own photo that I uploaded.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                make sure you check this post out and try not to cry

                oh nvm it already happened

                What's your point, homosexual? I never said that's a pic of the hikes, it's just the Canadian Rockies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no refutation
                I'll take that as you conceding moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >GO ON REAL HIKES BRO HERE LEMME SHOW YOU MY IDEAL HIKE WHICH IS 10 FT AWAY FROM A PARKING LOT
                lmfao you got exposed so fricking hard
                this homosexual wants people to buy 200 dollar boots so you can travel a distance from a parking lot LOL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >LEMME SHOW YOU MY IDEAL HIKE WHICH IS 10 FT AWAY FROM A PARKING LOT
                Quote where I said that anywhere in this thread you fricking down syndrome reading comprehension lacking motherfricker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posts two pictures of the same 10 feet walk from a lot
                Yeah that's proof, enjoy your 200 dollar boots, make sure they don't get too scuffed up walking on the blacktop LOL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah this thing that never happened in reality that I completely conjured in my head is proof, I'm gonna type "LOL" a lot to make it seem like I'm not actually seething IRL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It actually did happen, maybe try scrolling up. Trust me, it'll take the same amount of time walking to that spot from the parking lot
                I really love making James truthers seethe, it's like bullying a schizo ward.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still waiting for you to show where I said that my pic was a hike. It's literally a pic of a LAKE in the Canadian Rocky mountains, you fricking ESL.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"you don't do any real hikes"
                >posts the picture in

                You didn't do any real hikes then. Try doing some of the more technical routes in the Canadian Rockies with running shoes and see how that goes, lmao. As soon as you get to the snow coverage your shoes would disintegrate.
                Tell me, does going around cars make the hike more exciting to you or do you prefer it to be a straight walk through the parking lot?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is this schizo moron really spam replying in this thread to defend his view that runners are better than hiking shoes for real hikes? Am I reading this right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I posted "Canadian Rockies" and posted a pic of the Canadian Rockies. Is that really so mind-breaking for you? It clearly seems like it, lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay little guy, go enjoy your little "hikes" with your running shoes

                Bro can you shut the frick up quit shitting up this thread

                Just folllowing up to let you fellas know that I got back from that epic hike up to the IG photo spot at Lake Moraine, what a beaut! That parking lot is what many consider to be a real hike.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based. Bully truthers for bringing their reddit content to this site.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You fell for the old "Americans do activities outdoors" sheme. He most likely bought thousands worth of gear and the Moment his feet hurt or there wasn't a designated McDonalds in a 2 mile range, he quit.
                Now hes seething, like every Shart in Mart confroted with physical activity.
                Its sad really, our ancestors walked and jogged hundreds of miles barefoot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I'm pretty sure this guy is just actually moronic based off his responses

                It actually did happen, maybe try scrolling up. Trust me, it'll take the same amount of time walking to that spot from the parking lot
                I really love making James truthers seethe, it's like bullying a schizo ward.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is this schizo moron really spam replying in this thread to defend his view that runners are better than hiking shoes for real hikes? Am I reading this right?

                Pic related is your competition for your epic hikes
                Please guys, please just make sure you be safe and don't trip over a bumper on your way to the instagram photo lookout.

                I posted "Canadian Rockies" and posted a pic of the Canadian Rockies. Is that really so mind-breaking for you? It clearly seems like it, lol.

                You actually posted an image of the same spot twice, hoping nobody was going to call you out on it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro can you shut the frick up quit shitting up this thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Got a hike scheduled in a hour, I plan to go out to the airport parking lot. Gonna be a tough one!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay little guy, go enjoy your little "hikes" with your running shoes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek this truther is crying so hard that he can't even properly read to content of the posts lol it's okay cutie, just take a few minutes for a breather

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's lake Moraine, right next to the parking lot. You climbed up a dinky tourist mound where instagramers go to take that picture.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HOLY BTFO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's your point, homosexual? I never said that's a pic of the hikes, it's just the Canadian Rockies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're moronic lol I've climbed many mountains in sneakers, sandals or Crocs and a volcano in dress shoes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've never done a real hike in your life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have hiked for 2 weeks straight lol, spatsizi provincial park. Hiking boots aren't needed unless it's a really bad trail or a really long trip

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Hiking boots aren't needed
                Said no one ever

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, that anon should purchase 200 dollar hiking boots to exit a parking lot like the truthers in the thread.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this thread just reinforces my theory of 'zoomers never do literally anything, they just argue about hypothetically doing things online'

                ive camped deep into algonquin, clombed a few small mountains and hiked many kilometers into bush with packs etc and have never owned a pair of hiking boots. i most wore sneakers but i think i had a pair of thise Columbia 'hiking shoes', that are basically just sneakers

                what the frick are these magical boots even doing that sneakers dont? supporting your zoomer, life in front of an ipad ankles or something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ive camped deep into algonquin, clombed a few small mountains and hiked many kilometers into bush with packs etc and have never owned a pair of hiking boots. i most wore sneakers but i think i had a pair of thise Columbia 'hiking shoes', that are basically just sneakers
                Prove it keyboard warrior, post some pics of your epic hiking expeditions with your sneakers on and let us all make fun of you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh i also forgot that zoomers literally live to 'win' fake gay arguments that nobody started on the internet. yes nobody has ever walked in the woods without tactical boots lol.

                how the frick would i 'LE PROVE' i went on some hikes before? also why would i?? you know this is a throwaway thread on a childrens cartoon forum, right??

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just be careful not to hurt yourself on your 5 minute walks to instagram photo spots. you'll be needing a sherpa, MREs, shock absorption armor, climbing hooks and one of your wife's strongest bulls.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so now youre on the 'you dont need equipment to hike' side of the fake gay argument? i...agree??

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                errrmmm, like, I feel like i agree?

                homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >how the frick would i 'LE PROVE'
                by posting a picture of it you dumb fricking troglodyte

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > a picture of random woods will LE PROVE your point. i of course wont passionately argue about the fakeness of it, because i totally dont live to 'win' fake gay arguments on the internet
                yes. again, nobody has ever walked into the woods without $200 tactical hiking boots AT A MINIMUM

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no pics
                okay larper

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok i will dig through my phone and find a picture of trees, then youll totally be like 'oh my bad, i guess you dont need army boots to walk in the forest'...right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many mowdens have you clombed, exactly?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Walking a flat trail isn't the same as going up a mountain.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kind of depends on the trail, season, terrain, etc. I'm of the same opinion as anons itt where hiking boots aren't necessary all the time but you still want something better than relatively flat sneakers if you're going off flattened trails, especially if you're not too coordinated like james. not like it matters too much though in his case, he's so out of shape that the firmest grip of the best boots would still see him falling over and he gave up anyways

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's more about what you are hiking on. Whatever is comfy is good, but hiking boots can help with more support and having a harder rubber sole makes them better in harder rocky surfaces or more grip in slicker muddy surfaces.
              Use tools for a purpose.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't know people were actually buying these clown shoes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol this homie wears $40 pumas. If I ever see anyone wearing any tennis shoes that aren’t Nike I just assume they don’t care about fashion whatsoever or are poor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice legs baby

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fashion is for women. why would i care.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wearing Nigge
                why don't you just drink african semen directly you goy cattle

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like a Godzilla/Predator hybrid.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hiked a steep dusty(no grip) mountain bike trail in severely beat up tennis shoes that didn’t even have an insole in them for half a year so my foot muscles would get strong.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don't listen to the morons in this thread, if you are young and physically fit you can hike in any basic running shoes
              having good insoles that support your feet is more important than boots vs shoes
              boots are only necessary for bad weather or multiple day hikes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Murrikans need to buy $400 shoes and bring defibrillators if they go for a walk

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you have to actually walk in hiking boots for a while until really start going up mountains or you get giant blisters and cant walk straight for weeks.
          I hiked my local Mountain in my years old doch martens and never had a Problem.

          I assume the comments are just average goy consumers who have a image how you have to look to do a certain activity, I bet those never walked more than a couple miles in their lives. Sneakers everyday over stiff boots

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Something that'll actually grip the rocks and last long enough to get you down. Tennis shoes will be bare by the end of the hike.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its idiots who dont go hiking and thinking you MUST wear hiking boots. Ive been up plenty of mountains with standard footwear. as long as its strong around the ankle its fine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sneakers
          >comfortable to walk in for extended periods of time
          Pick one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How much do you weigh, lardfrick?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro come on

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's less likely to injure your feet if you wear mountain boots

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People are complete pussies. Soldiers were scaling mountains in jackboots less than a hundred years ago, you aren't going to die if you take 100 steps wearing sneakers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            military boots are not comparable to fricking sneekers lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jackboots, anon. Not exactly the latest in footwear technology even for the time.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, they have less quality than the bangaleshian sneekers a child stiched together for 40 pennies.
              American millitary is a scam, if you didn't noticed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking moron. You've never left your house.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            May I suggest to him the 10 minute walk from the parking lot to the lookout in Lake Moraine?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit this guy is still seething about the post from way earlier in the thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The main reasons you need anything more than running shoes is if you need extra grip or need to keep shit out of your shoe like sand and scree. They are trying to make it seem more difficult because they stopped, so it is hard to tell if you need extra grip on the scramble. Trail running shoes probably would have had you covered.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was really just that first scramble he needed to do, the other side of the mountain is all walking.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bimmy looked at a mowden

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a wild guess. He has no time

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i invented indie filmmaking

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can just walk over it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at him go!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks to the notorious power of Onions

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In all fairness, James probably doesn't know about the soi memes. Ryan probably just told him "Here, drink this. They're our new sponsor." and that was that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Big onions fan btw

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that's probably true but james not knowing is a major L

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not going to lie guys, it does look kinda tasty...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just have chocolate milk.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was eying the strawberry one, actually.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the only one i ever tried was the original, and it kinda just barely tasted like pancake batter, but basically its tasteless sludge. the flavors probably make it way better

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Was it actually filling, or did you still have to eat something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it was filling, it's true it can replace meals but the problem is its so bland and boring you get sick of it very quick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This frick grabs the red one but then is pouring from the green one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Had such a hard time opening the lid that it ripped the wrapper

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how is he from the northeast but look like he's never dealt with snow ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He needs a stick to traverse something a child could easily go over, and yet he picks a stick that clearly could easily snap under his weight. I'm surprised he even had the time to do any of this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        James is a city slicker for sure

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have some relevant pasta:
    I was willing to give James the benefit of the doubt until the Mowden video where everything just came to a head in a storm of sloth and hubris.
    1) He planed to do a location video called "Rocky Climbed a Mountain" about mountain climbing without the faintist inkling that he might actually have to climb a mountain, so he shows up in the middle of the afternoon in his worn down Wal-Mart New Balance sneakers and covid cuck mask after all the restrictions were dropped, finds two stubby twigs to use as walking sticks, a family-sized bottle of soda for hydration and unsurprisingly fails, crying as a pudgy middle-aged women paces ahead of him.
    2) Then, aware of how bad his unwillingness to climb a gently slopping hill appears on camera, begins to cry about his kids again in a cheap ploy for sympathy as stock "sad music" right out of a TLC reality show begins to peel in the background in the most mawkish way possible.
    3) And then there's the bitter cherry on this cynical sundae. The self-serving dub added in post about how he gives his all for his fans.
    It was easy to excuse James before as a well-meaning, if not especially bright guy, who at least had an endearing enthusiasm for his hobbies that mad up for any defects in his thoughts, but that video just shot all that out the window. Then the book comes out and it turns out he's not a harmless simpleton being controlled by his wife like we all assumed, but a manipulative egotist who takes all criticism, no matter how constructive, as a personal affront.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1) He planed to do a location video called "Rocky Climbed a Mountain" about mountain climbing without the faintist inkling that he might actually have to climb a mountain, so he shows up in the middle of the afternoon in his worn down Wal-Mart New Balance sneakers and covid cuck mask after all the restrictions were dropped, finds two stubby twigs to use as walking sticks, a family-sized bottle of soda for hydration and unsurprisingly fails, crying as a pudgy middle-aged women paces ahead of him.
      Failing to plan is planning to fail.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ID RATHER SHIT MYSELF IN THE ASS
    IM HERE TO TAKE MY SHIT IN THE PAST

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could've been a triumphant, bucket list achievement to reach the top of that mountain

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is he still doing these? I love how painfully awful the set is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i love how James was clearly an afterthought lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just love how he's tucked into this little cuck corner with a giant microphone and a bright poster that stick out like sore thumbs. What were they THINKING!?!?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol yeah they built the set for themselves and then one of them was like oh shit we forgot about James... uhh just pull up that office chair for him.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can't watch the actual episodes but I love the abridged cuts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't he just do a podcast with Mike? Surely he can set aside a couple hours a week just to shoot the breeze with someone he actually has chemistry with?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well you can option A or option B that one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he cant go five minutes without crying about his family so it would never work

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he hated Mike now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, they literally worked together on one of the last episodes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good for them, then. Now they need to fire everyone else and go back to their roots.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was Trooner headcanon because they don't understand how male friendship works.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He subconciously resents Mike because the plebs started realizing that Mike was the talent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has the fat guy trooned out yet? I hear that's what fat youtubers are supposed to do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ryan stole his thunder

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He looks like he's in a Poison tribute band.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT GAYS!
          AND OTHER homosexual SHIT!
          LIKE HORMONES! IT'S A BLAST!
          I HAVE POX SORES ON MY ASS!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doug would have climbed the mountain and been humbled by the experience. And yelled BUILD THAT WALL from the top.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'd camp at the top and accost other exhausted hikers at the summit and basically trap them with an unhinged sermon about the Rothschilds and their connections to Batman and Robin.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no "mowdin" in the post

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will April finally give James time to work on his videos now that the last two Nerd videos haven't even hit a million and her livelihood is potentially threatened?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was giving his new videos a chance until he ripped off his own Mario 3 video when he did the newest Jekyll and Hyde episode. C'mon, Bimmy. I'm down for cringe kino as long as it's at least original. Hopefully Mike starts helping him out more again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So why does everyone hate his wife so much?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shoot: Because they want to frick James, frfr no cap.
        Kayfabe: Shes an evil SJW who hates sausages!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a controlling b***h who monopolizes his time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's a textbook shrew who comes across as an intensely dislikable person

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lifelong dream to be like Rocky
    >invite guy who also wishes he was Rocky
    >find mowtin from Rocky
    >begin climb
    >literally a quarter of a way into pursuing your dream, give up and cry
    >still like Rocky afterwards

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grrrrrr this mentally handicapped man isnt behaving exactly how i would like him to this is a legitimate grievance to have
    Wow, you take pride month seriously.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a filmmaking nerd, that's how people know me. Not a video game nerd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes one of the best filmmakers out there

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James is friends with multiple people making legit documentaries. Sean, the producer of AVGN Movie, made the HBO Woodstock 99 documentary and the Rocky documentary guy. James can easily switch over to making serious horror documentaries instead of pumping out shitty AVGNs until he dies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mike was the one doing all those Monster Madness videos, James just narrated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen Mike's solo content? It's ironically more autistic than anything James did on his own

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BROWN BRICKS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he’s a manchild. he can’t form two coherent sentences about anything that’s not video games or movies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he’s a manchild. he can’t form two coherent sentences about anything that’s not a reference to an 80s cartoon and/or cum
            ftfy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Autism is the wellspring of kino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This was unintentional kino, waaaaay more memorable than anything James has done since Dream Phone/Monster Madness ending

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Minecraft With Gadget is kino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can shut up now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For years and years he tried to scrub this video from the internet and everytime someone uploaded again. Just found out that four years ago he finally accepted reality and it was uploaded to their official channel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >James just
        read the script in his usual monotonous style. the last one wasnt even done by Mike

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rex Viper is kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rex Viper is a fricking disaster. How do you frick up the rollout of AVGN starting a retro music band during the pandemic, fricking how?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope and seethe, this is kinography

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this was kino.
          is this when they made James dress up in tiger clothing?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what are the chances he wears a plastic cage around his wiener while his wife gets fricked by a big black bvll while he leaks in his cage?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He takes a strapon while yelling
      >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are truthers just a bunch of 50 year old neckbeards who nitpick the minutia of some e-celeb's life?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dunno I thought otherwise, my life has been a lie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most mentally adjusted "truther"

        this was kino.
        is this when they made James dress up in tiger clothing?

        Honestly I'm not sure usually I just listen to the music, it's so good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >minutia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ESL can't speak english

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>ESL can't speak english

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BALLS
    ON
    THE
    DICK

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where frick is the Rex Viper album he promised. It's been over a year since he made an update.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's James man, a year means at least three years minimum.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would fatfrick be able to climb higher?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats fake, right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would fatfrick be able to climb higher?

      Didn't he have some weird psychotic friend who harassed a bunch of people on a stream?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has a friend who's a convicted pedophile.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          must've been a Cinemaphile anon

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James not only is phoning it in, he seems to actively hate it now. That’s the feeling I get at least. Also, I hike 6-8 miles a week including some light rock climbing in my $60 ASICS sneakers. They work for me. Never slipped once.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those look like trail runners though. Kind of halfway between a hiking shoe and sneaker.
      https://a.co/d/eiBtsmk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >entire thread of homosexual arguing about what shoes to wear
      >chad drops pic not giving a frick in cheap shit shoes
      >homosexuals still bickering

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he posted himself wearing trail runners, which are a hybrid and not really anything similar to what james is wearing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Awesome goalpost move, grow a backbone

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good, reliable shoes are actually hard to come by. But you wouldn't know about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy actually goes out and does something with himself. He's cool.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to seethe at a man who cares about his family? What am I supposed to take away from this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. next question?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately hiking is catabolic, say bye bye to your gains

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Two videos out for weeks and neither have hit a milly
    It's over...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that hairline
      Wait. I thought you fricks were spreading shoped pics. wtf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind the Nerd being bald. He's a nerd, he's not supposed to look fashionable. Problem is James tries to have it both ways by wearing that stupid "cool" military style shirt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised they hit 100k to be honest. Old AVGN are my comfort videos that I regularly rewatch before sleep (along with other channels) But I can't make it past first few minutes of any new AVGN stuff I try to watch.
      he's literally The Simpsons of yotubers, went from GOAT to good to bad to unwatchable dogshit

      I blame his c**t wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let's get straight to the point. what do you do when your hairline reach this stage ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just accept it. Everything else will look like an embarassing cope.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          obviously that's not the right answer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let's not act as if those aren't view numbers like 99% of youtubers would kill to have, especially with such low-effort, low-quality videos.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not an AVGN person and never have been. All I know is he is persistently terrible nowadays and judging by the videos posted ITT somewhat hilarious to watch fail. Where do I start if I want to watch him frick up constantly? Or is the hiking video the most hilarious low? Not interested in anything but laughing at him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any of the James and Mike Mondays

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Rental Reviews, I miss even the podcast. those morons were entertaining

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Board James woth Bootsy was his peak.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first few Board James episodes were more kino than AVGN.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 3 being turned into another of James' "muh multiple universes" shitfests was gay as hell. But kind of worth it because of that mad Mythology video he did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first few Board James episodes were more kino than AVGN.

      for me it's tornado rex

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/1d5unew/i_climbed_the_mowden/

    some truther actually climbed the mowden

    bimmy fricking lost. truthers won

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Xir climbed higher than a middle aged autist with a club foot
      Yes yes very impressive

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truthers are shit, 10 years ago I discovered Mike scammed an old lady to get a Star Trek uniform for free fricking hell the best they can do is
    >muh time
    They need to rope, not even good at alogging.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BASED Mike wins again, hags btfo'd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to hate him but he's a very entertaining guy, I respect his pure wrathful brand of autism

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hated him at first becuase I thought that he was just a friend of James that he randomly started putting in his videos. In hindsight, I realize that it was the other way around.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wear shoes that feel good on your feet. go to your local lake. take a shit in the water.
    fell a tree. hell fell two

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hiked a mountain in banff in sandles through the snow

    It sucked but I did it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      T-thats impossible, you must be some Kind of Jesus, walking without 200$ shoes

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    james is cringe but you know you love him so don't act like you don't

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like 90s Simpsons, his good material will always be good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but I'm enjoying his ridicule phase too. His book makes him sound like such a homosexual and he's clearly one of the laziest and most deluded N's of all time.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok because he's half black from the waist down

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the truthers? Did they flock on to Reddit on the most epic hike of their lives?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They finally touched grass, word is some of them have even stopped taking copious amounts of HRT but this is merely a legend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bimmy fricking lost
      truthers won

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Truthers won a one-way trip to the Instagram photo spot from the parking lot at Lake Moraine

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Mega Man episode feels like it came out a few months ago
    >Was actually 8 years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >8 years ago
      Ain't no way it came out more than 4 years ago. Ain't no way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >8 years ago
      Ain't no way it came out more than 4 years ago. Ain't no way.

      WHERE DID THEIR TIME GO?

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truthers are a lot of fun because it's like each individual is their very own lolcow. If there was dedication to look into more of these guys I'm sure you'd find some of the most hilarious lives comparable to Chris Chan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      truthers are based
      them discovering plagiarism was the best based thing in the history of e-celebs

      this was watergate of our times. based truthers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah truthers are actually lolcow
        Now make sure you take your 10 minute hike of the parking like the badass you are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares Newt

          Nobody fricking cares.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh Newt that guy really blew it didn't he.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I'd say typically lolcows are unable to realize they hang with other lolcows. Glad that you love you bro! lolcow pride!!!!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are a fricking joke Newt

              You fricking moron.
              Why did you have to plagiarize?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uh oh the classic lolcow rage is coming out...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a lolcow now Newt
                You were literally part of a documentary that has millions of views
                You fricking moron.
                All you had to do is not plagiarize.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >documentary
                kek fricking zoomers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how's that movie theater of yours newt?

                You still "own" it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What a homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did he ever give a straight answer on that? Was it a malicious action? Was he just really lazy?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he still pretends that it wasn't his fault.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have Newt and Kieran linked up since they're both out now?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kieran literally went on a rant about him
                He hates him the most out of all the slobs because he literally had to do the entire monster madness because this moron plagiarized EVERYTHING (btw this was never one review, it was pretty much all of them)
                They all knew each other because of silvermania so they probably already hated each other before AVGN

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The whole idea of having one person who wasn't James write the Monster Madness scripts was ridiculous to begin with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The thing is people already expected that (people already knew slobs were making AVGN episodes)
                People were just happy that le monster madness is coming back

                Even thought MM was never good to begin with.
                And btw if that fricking moron never TWEETED about it, it would probably remain a mystery who the frick actually plagiarized
                Like people would say that Kieran did it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah seen that now, sounds much more like something that happened than Newts Unlimited Excuse Works

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shit like this is why i'd never make content.

                you get one moral do-gooder with too much free time on their hands and next thing you know, you have a stalker trying to get you to kermit suicide for the rest of your life.

                >oh you said the n word once! I'm going to destroy your entire life forever!
                nah. don't need it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shit like this is why i'd never make content
                yes that, and the fact that youre a smartphone addled moron who will never 'make' literally anything ever. but mostly the hypothetical thing you said for sure

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really disagree with your general point, but I don't think I'd consider "stole other peoples' hard work because he was too lazy to actually do his job" to be filed under stupid inconsequential shit like someone saying something you don't agree with at some point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't really disagree with your general point, but I don't think I'd consider "stole other peoples' hard work because he was too lazy to actually do his job" to be filed under stupid inconsequential shit like someone saying something you don't agree with at some point.
                Don't get me wrong, I wasn't commenting on what he did or didn't do.

                I was more commenting on the fact that someone is trying to get him fired from his job and ruin his personal and family life forever because of a past mistake. Shit's fricked up.

                Another example was EDP 445. yeah the dude is a disgusting creep but he literally had to move out of state and change his name to avoid harassment and the people still tracked him down and tried to destroy him. Even though EDP never was arrested or charged for anything he might've done. Like when does that shit stop? When does the person having their life ruined have a right to fight back?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off newt
                You plagiarized and you rightfully got fired over it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You plagiarized and you rightfully got fired over it.
                way to miss the point.

                So because the dude plagiarized means he can never have another job the rest of his life and that he's not allowed to have friends or family?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So because the dude plagiarized means he can never have another job the rest of his life and that he's not allowed to have friends or family?

                You still haven't apologized for it. You still pretend you did nothing wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You still haven't apologized for it. You still pretend you did nothing wrong.
                So therefore the dude must have his entire life destroyed?

                Also, why the frick are you so angry?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >don't apologize for anything even plagiarism
                >be surprised that people still think you are a piece of shit

                Are you a sperg just like James is Newt?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still missing my point this badly.
                >being this angry

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When you will apologize to Crystal Newt?

                Or do you think she was the one that's in the wrong?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Putting aside the fact the guy did the standard "sorry not sorry" style apology, dumbasses saying shit online and ruining your reputation seems like a pretty fair consequence of plagiarizing people, especially when it's actually proven.

                It seems like the guy is still getting jobs so he's doing just fine, people saying dumb things online doesn't mean jack shit. If you have any mental fortitude at all you'd just try to do your job and fix your reputation over time. Matthew Broderick isn't missing out on any jobs any more over literally killing a guy once.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Putting aside the fact the guy did the standard "sorry not sorry" style apology, dumbasses saying shit online and ruining your reputation seems like a pretty fair consequence of plagiarizing people, especially when it's actually proven.
                Again, I'm not defending the guy. I'm saying "why is destroying his life allowed?' and "when does it stop?"

                >dumbasses saying shit online and ruining your reputation seems like a pretty fair consequence of plagiarizing people, especially when it's actually proven.
                forever though? the guy can never hold down another job ever again and must be harassed in his personal life forever?

                >It seems like the guy is still getting jobs so he's doing just fine, people saying dumb things online doesn't mean jack shit.
                Except when it gets so bad that someone needs to change their name and leave the state.

                > Matthew Broderick isn't missing out on any jobs any more over literally killing a guy once.
                He doesn't have a bunch of terminally online trolls trying to destroy his life. plus he can actually sue cause he has money.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off Newt

                How about you apologize to Tony or Kieran? You piece of shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Newt won.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plagiarism is based, frick copyright in all its forms. Antiplagiarism is reddit af fr fr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Cinemaphile style posting about a thing that's essentially a show that jumped the shark. What are you even defending? James is finished and fun to make fun of.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >actually the guys from reddit are super cool
        Go back there. It might be a 10 minute hike from Cinemaphile to Reddit if you make it quick.

        Holy shit this guy is still seething about the post from way earlier in the thread

        don't you guys define your entire existence crying about shit that is years old at this point? now it's bad? okay truther, go take your tiring 10 minute hike through the parking lot you certified badass.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >311
      fricking hell

      also kieran the slob makes a list after lurking Cinemaphile for an hour probably

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4/5 mainstream bands
        Wow, so niche, really need Cinemaphile for that one. I can't believe other people know who Rage Against the Machine is!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          got the Cinemaphile lurker. now I can tell you directly. you are gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you able to name only 3 bands exclusively? What is this opinion? you guys are such lolcows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Immortal
      I never thought I'd say this but BASED JUSTO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pure slop normiecore. Pathetic.
      Check these out instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all awful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James got stuck in "born in le wrong generation" era
      I love Maiden but holy shit come on

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile simping for a literal moron now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one's simping for irate gamer

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does April know he's been chatting with a pornstar?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet James would Chris Watts his family for a sniff of that pussy

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the most israeli man I've ever seen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a homosexual.

      I wonder how Newt feels that he basically ended cushy job for Justin, Kieran, Tony and all the other slobs

      All they literally had to do is just fricking do the videos. Review stuff. But he fricked it all up for them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jews fricking goys work up and claiming it was an accident? This is unheard of.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't realise Michael Jackson had a onlyfans

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has a fricked feet and did NO proper prep. He just willpowered the mountain then got hit with the
    >Wait, I have nothing to prove. What the frick am I doing...?
    All James need to do is dedicate his energy into his physique. Right now he has the body of a man who CANNOT protect his family if it ever came down to it. Dude needs to work at the shooting range too.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think AVGN hasn't been good for like 15 years outside of an occasional episode here or there, but I really don't get these guys who obsessively follow him and every minor controversy that crops up.

    At the end of the day James Rolfe is an eceleb, and he's like a B-tier one nowadays. I can't think of a lot of things more pathetic than obsessing over how some random special ed guy from middle America once made something you like and now he doesn't.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers have no concept of AVGN
    just like they listen only to obnoxious rap music but have likely never heard of biggie or tupac

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His wife approves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His wife looks like the goblin witch from Troll 2

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not wearing Merrells
    SHIGGY DIGGY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Merrells?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Cinemaphile pay attention to this guy? Why is it there a thread about him permanently in the catalog? There is never a single word about movies or TV shows in any of the threads dedicated to him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thread is literally about him trying to find Rocky movie filming location.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it isn't. It's about him sucking at trekking, his musical tastes and other vapid bullshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're lying for upvotes and social prestige but thankfully it isn't working.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Gets proven wrong
              >Only reply is an ad hominem

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your Latin won't save you from being a worthless moron that gives worthless answers that make non moronic people lose their time, which is way worthier than yours.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone post about a shitty YouTube video? It’s trash content. Not even mildly entertaining, just a waste of time and bandwidth.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't enjoy AVGN content now that I know how much of a loser James is. like I cannot take anything he says seriously. this board has completely assassinated his character for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a loser in the normal sense
      He's simply a fricking special ed moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The guy probably makes more than 90% of the people posting here, made a genuine attempt at his dream even if it didn't turn out that well, and did it all while mentally handicapped.

      There's a lot of stuff worth laughing about with the guy but it's hilarious how truthers think they're in a position to judge his accomplishments.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's so fricking zoned out. It's like he's on SSRI's or hitting Stiiizy pens and eyedrops between takes. A bro of mine tells me he hasn't lost his touch but in between that and the constant fricking random fat guy cameos from strangers that I don't give a single FRICK about I felt it was better to move on from his content.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >loser
      The guy is happily married with children and owns a house. Just from that he's already doing better than almost every person posting on Cinemaphile even before factoring in the fact he's making more than you off a job he clearly puts almost no effort into.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is he a loser? I unironically am out of the loop and need a QRD.

        The guy probably makes more than 90% of the people posting here, made a genuine attempt at his dream even if it didn't turn out that well, and did it all while mentally handicapped.

        There's a lot of stuff worth laughing about with the guy but it's hilarious how truthers think they're in a position to judge his accomplishments.

        JIDF has entered the chat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Happily?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's pussy whipped, but he clearly loves his family, which ironically is what the entire thread started with.

          Somehow he's simultaneously unhappy in his marriage, but he's also a pussy for crying over how much he loves his kids. At least be consistent on what you're making fun of him for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is he a loser? I unironically am out of the loop and need a QRD.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally just failed normalgays from a reddit hatesub losing their minds over a mentally handicapped man achieving things they know they NEVER will.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't enjoy AVGN content now that I know how much of a loser James is. like I cannot take anything he says seriously. this board has completely assassinated his character for me
      the only content of his i can enjoy is AVGN. though he's changed, man. the shirt and he's more mellow. he doesn't actually get angry and games anymore. or at least he doesn't seem like he's angry.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I don't want to get marry and ruin my life like this poor dude.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this. James's decline has made me afraid to get married or start a relationship.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I watch the AVGN movie? I've never seen it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They show it every other Wednesday as the afternoon filum down the Regal

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick is his problem?
    What the frick is your problem?

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He did it again!
    >white man refuse to do something stupid
    >homies and women seething ITT

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since we have some veritable experts ITT and it's autosaged anyways, can we get some hiking recs? I'll start: Palo Duro is very good. It's pretty easy as far as hikes go(I went there with my parents, neither of whom walk very good anymore unfortunately) and it was amazing. Lots of scenery and the entire state is just beautiful. Definitely recommend if you're in the southwestern states. It's a lot more open than the Grand Canyon to trails. If you go in the turn of the year seasons it's also not too hot and there aren't a lot of people. Those there are also pretty cool.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >truthers
    What's this shit now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like when a troony calls you a "chud"

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *