>no i couldn't wait for you to come back i just had to marry some other guy

>no i couldn't wait for you to come back i just had to marry some other guy

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wait for a dead guy to come back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She had a three year old daughter. Meaning she got married three months after he went missing.

      >3 months they marry
      >have baby immediately
      >9 months goes by
      >3 years later the daughter is three years old
      >4 years passed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She had a 13 month old, and got married two years after he was presumed dead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever tried to go 3 months or longer without sex? It's impossible, of course she craved intimacy in that time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Have you ever tried to go 3 months or longer without sex
          I haven't had sex in 7 years and I'm married

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When is the last time your wife had sex?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's been 7 years and 7 months for me, but at least I'm not married. Can't imagine dealing with a wife and not getting at least a pity starfish sex at least once a month.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Julian Ebola thought wives should kill themselves if their husbands died

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jules Eville was an early 20th century Orientalist, meaning that he thought that we should implement any and all rules that were ever scribbled down by a dead Pajeet or Sufi muslim.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was gone for years and everyone presumed he was dead.
    >you have to be hung up on someone for the rest and your life
    >you’re not allowed to move on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wait for a dead guy to come back

      Don't you think she's obligated to back with him? She only moved on because she thought he was dead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, she’s already started a new life with her daughter and new husband.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In an individualist society like today, no
        Maybe in the another era, yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In She's So Lovely the woman went back to her original guy, and it's set in the same time period.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How does this work marriage-wise? He is presumed dead but are they still married now that he is alive?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they were never married, he gave her a ring just before he got on the plane and told her to give her answer when he gets back. they're both typical boomers, got into their careers and wasted their best years before finally settling down in their late 30s/early 40s. anyone wants to know why there are so many tarded kids around, its because of that, women waiting until 35 to have kids

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no she should go to prison for polygami

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most of the people here decided that women are prostitutes because the girl they see in the shop every day started dating someone else, instead of falling in love with them, even though they gave no indication that they were attracted to said girl or that they would like to have a relationship with her, other than fantasising about an idealistic version of her.

      so yeah, she is prostitute for not waiting for the dead man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A woman who has lost her husband is not allowed to marry a new husband until after 5-10 years of grief.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any particular reason this dude went on a kino tear in the 90s?

    His name on the bill was as good as gold

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I like any of his movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally all of his movies stink dick

        Name one good Tom Hanks movie

        Unironically commit die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally all of his movies stink dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name one good Tom Hanks movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The burbs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OP pic' movie
        Toy Story
        Forrest Gump

        There's 3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That Thing You Do
          Saving Private Ryan
          The Green Mile
          Philadelphia
          Catch Me if You Can
          Bridge of Spies

          All shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That Thing You Do
          Saving Private Ryan
          The Green Mile
          Philadelphia
          Catch Me if You Can
          Bridge of Spies

          Castaway is his best you giga homosexuals

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Might be. I prefer Catch Me If You Can.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That Thing You Do
        Saving Private Ryan
        The Green Mile
        Philadelphia
        Catch Me if You Can
        Bridge of Spies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he is perfect as the relatable everyman. His generation's Jimmy Stewart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing close to Cruise who has been on a kino tear for practically his whole career

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      90s movies in general were top tier bangers for the most part. How many movies come out now that are infinitely rewatchable? hell, how many are actually rememberable and have hype 3 months after the dvd release?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's still good. He did a good job as Captain Sullenberger in that Sully film from 2016.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Hanks and Nicolas Cage are my favorite actors

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Realistic portrayal of women's loyalty, bravo!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was obviously for the best that she did this and I would have too, however much I loved them.
    My presumed dead partner would have wanted me to move on with my life and be happy, to start a family.
    Even so, people change throughout the years, and even if the woman hadn't started a new family, there's no way they would be able to rekindle their relationship, they'd be different people by then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest, I wouldn't. I would be pretty pissed if the love of my life didn't marry me and moved on to some other guy.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 years is more than enough time for you move on on from someone especially if that person is missing and thought to be dead. Now quickly people start remarrying and dating after they’re separated from a spouse

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She was over 30 and panicking. Had to marry quick before it was too late

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rio Ferdinand, a football player remarried one year later after his wife died. Lots of people in the real world move on fast. There’s no set time period for how much you’re supposed to grieve over someone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Patton Oswalt too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Rio Ferdinand
      Black person, doesn't count

      Patton Oswalt too

      >Patton Oswalt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao what's with the dream a little dream poster and corey feldman getting pissed on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      obviously there is no set time period, it just shows that the person in question never truly loved their partner in the first place if they can move on that quickly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If the person is literally dead, how can you draw that conclusion?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look incel, just because you spend 5 years thinking about your last breakup before you move on doesn't mean everyone does. You are the one who is wrong in this situation. People move on. Deal with it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sure, but it proves that these people never had any deep connection or love to begin with if the person they lost is this easily replaceable and they can move on as if nothing happened. Not sure how you can see that as a positive. You are admitting that either you are incapable of love or that the love you experienced between you and your partner is completely inconsequential and shallow.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Spoken like someone who has never been in a long term relationship. Love isn't like the movies anon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              and that makes you happy? The knowledge that your partner would be perfectly fine to move on and replace you in a matter of months or weeks without as much as a second thought? You normies really puzzle me. Why even be in a long term relationship at all at that point if clearly there is no deeper connection between 2 people? Just convenience and the fear of growing old alone?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mate, you need to grow the frick up. If your friend died would you fricking mourn them for 5 years or would you go out and try to find a new friend?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My best friend died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
                You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Earth Rocker.

                My other best friend is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfricker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fricking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fricking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

                I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Nikki wasn't there to watch me get my fricking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and prolly went to jail. She has a big mouth.

                I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the frick on.

                Payback's a b***h motherfrick-

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would they be having second thoughts when the only person it could possibly hurt is dead?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you should just spend the rest of your life being miserable if your partner dies, cheats and/or dumps you
                you need to be 18 to post here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not the rest of your life, but certainly longer than a year. And as I said, you can move on however fast you want but if you can do it very quickly, it is clearly a testament that you never really loved your partner to begin with. I for one would feel weird as frick marrying a woman whose husband died a couple of months ago. Like I'd never be able to not think about the fact that if something happened to me, she'd be dating one of my buddies before my body is even cold.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well, anon, the truth is: geniune loving relationships are a minority. most people just get together because they want to frick, have financial security and don't want to be seen as lonely losers. most younger (desirable) women esoecially will only date you for superficial reasons and will dump you for any petty reason they find, because they know that they already have an entire buffet of pathetic coomers waiting to jump in and save them. men on the other hand are just mainly looking for sex and status of being non-single. they (like women) also mostly cheat when they get bored and/or their ego gets big enough from actually landing a relationship. I know a lot of guys like that. they use to say shit justr like you, until they got a gf and eventually felt like they can do better.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dis homie be splittin truths
                Better listen to him, zoomers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                as someone that just wanted a stable relationship in order to raise a happy family this fact is so exhausting. i wish i never tried with women. they are fricking children.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                these days your only option is to find yourself a woman with low self worth and making sure it stays that way. I know it might sound sociopathic, but it really is your only option of you're not extremely handsome and/or rich.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, it does not prove that at all, you just want it to prove that because you have a warped view of reality.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So you want to argue that any relationship is completely replaceable and anyone should be able to move on pretty much instantly, but at the same time you want to argue that this is a sign of deep, true love? This is just not logical on any level. I can see the point of view where people are arguing that real love doesn't exist or is extremely rare and most people aren't that invested in their partner to begin with. But you can't argue that moving on quickly is a sign of love, that just doesn't make sense. Even when my fricking dog died I felt grief for more than just a couple of months and didn't buy a new dog the next day and pretended like the old one never existed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that anon is a moron. rio ferdinand probably married his side b***h and just waited a year for things to blow over.

                well, anon, the truth is: geniune loving relationships are a minority. most people just get together because they want to frick, have financial security and don't want to be seen as lonely losers. most younger (desirable) women esoecially will only date you for superficial reasons and will dump you for any petty reason they find, because they know that they already have an entire buffet of pathetic coomers waiting to jump in and save them. men on the other hand are just mainly looking for sex and status of being non-single. they (like women) also mostly cheat when they get bored and/or their ego gets big enough from actually landing a relationship. I know a lot of guys like that. they use to say shit justr like you, until they got a gf and eventually felt like they can do better.

                has all the information you'll ever need to know.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw my ex isn't dead and it's been 5 years but i'm still waiting for her to come back

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just wait for your body to turn frail and throw your genes away despite the possibility of your husband returning is as high as winning the lottery

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate movies that skip forward a couple of years. Don't know why, it just ruins immersion for me. Probably something to do with pacing.
    The 1st quarter of that Cast Away movie was interesting. Then they devoted about 40 minutes to a guy chasing a floating volleyball. Then finally they try to cram in some of his life post-return, but because they've spent so much time with that fricking Gump talking to a ball they have to rush to fit it in. Terrible movie.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women post wall are no joke. They NEED to lock it down with someone before they reach their expiration date (35)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the robert redford movie where his boat runs into the edge of a shipping container at the start and he keeps his calm and fixes problems but things just keep getting worse until he drowns is better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guess there's no need to watch it now

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hanks’ best movie was Captain Phillips, it’s his best acting now performance

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women always claim they are the "hurt" one when a relationship ends, for whatever reason, but they also generally move on much faster than men. Really makes you think.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok Cinemaphile I’ll ask you then, how long would it take you to remarry and start a family with someone else if your wife was presumed dead/missing at sea?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the next time I got a boner which would probably be anywhere from an hour to 4 hours from the time I heard she died

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eternity because married is until death and I'm not dead yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would still be looking for her. I would probably never remarry. I may go on dates occasionally just to keep socializing but never remarry or be intimate. She is literally the love of my life.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be some guy's dentist
    >he dies in a plane crash in the ocean
    >immediately frick and impregnate his fiancé
    daym bruh

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would take it as the biggest slight that she chose to have a child with some other guy and not me. That's more insulting than just her remarrying

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie taught me that imaginary friend is infinitely better than a real woman
    That's why having a waifu is the only way for you to never get hurt

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >great now I'm free to frick 18yr olds with my new found fame

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would the jury convict him if he murdered her and her husband?

    “I was stuck on an island” seems like a good argument for temporary insanity

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys do know normies have no loyalty, right? My brother just divorced his wife of 10 years when she was 8 months pregnant with his third child. He was cheating on her for almost a year before. I hear my co-workers talk about how they would risk their whole family just to frick a nice piece of ass walking by. Loyalty is a foreign concept to people. Divorce and infidelity wouldn't be rampant if that wasn't the case, but they are. Most people don't wait to find a good partner. I see couples every day and most of them have very poor connections. Hell, my own parents are barely friends with each other. Of course she moved on. Most women can't compete with that dog Hachi from the movie.

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