"No no this totally isn't just a stealth marvel studios avengers line up.

"No no this totally isn't just a stealth marvel studios avengers line up. This is our 100% original "rag tag" team"

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hercules and Wonder Man are in the MCU?
    Also if this really is a stealthy line up, why is Steve here and not Captain Falcon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Herc was in Love and Thunder and Wonder Man is getting a show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Human Jarvis is going to be in the MCU?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He already was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's coming back imminently, RDJ too

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf Jarvis is an Avenger???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he did beat the shit out of the mad tinkerer in the mainline Avengers book recently

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the mad thinker but yeah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So Wanda is officially "brown" now, sigh...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off brown women are hot. Embrace you're colonizer roots homie.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then use actual brown characters instead of changing existing characters that people love. Don't mess with people's waifus, they're never going to just shut up and take it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but gypsies aren't all brown and Wanda's has always been a "white" woman

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's clear by now that she should never have been retconned into being part-gypsy in the first place. All she ever got out of it was a costume Marvel will never show again, and now morons on social media don't care that it was a mostly-irrelevant retcon from decades after she was created and think she was created as a "representation character".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Part of me morbidly wants to see the MCU version come back just so the comics can get embroiled in a controversy over them pandering to the "Wanda (and to a lesser extent Pietro) is WHITEWASHED!1!" crowd).

          Nothing is weirder than the colorists being ordered to Esmaralda-ize her skin tone even while no one in the comics ever refers to this, because they can't actually afford to antagonize MCU fans.

          It's one of those things I would have an easier time with if I didn't know they were encouraging a really nasty Twitter/Tumblr campaign that has nothing to do with the comics character.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick them gypsies! Magneto is a gypsy and a israelite and doctor doom is also a fricking gypsy, evil people!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hate them so much anon. They're a bloodthirsty mob who attacks anyone that suggests Wanda shouldn't be a dark brown woman and will call you racist for pointing her many white appearances while saying all those artists and colorists got it wrong for decades.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not all white people are albinos. They have a great diversity in appearance in Europe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sicilians aren't white, arabs aren't white (at least in europe), slav is a coin toss they are asians with blonde hair and lastly turks aren't white either

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The editor overseeing her solo is a huge sjw so that is probably it

          Anon that response was for you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        really leaning into that Alfred inspiration

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The editor overseeing her solo is a huge sjw so that is probably it

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And? Hardly the first time they’ve done it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not as shameless as the current Thunderbolts line-up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll say this the thunderbolts line felt MCU as frick. But this line up i didn't event think about synergy until this thread. It just looks like a decent line regardless

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No no this totally isn't just a stealth marvel studios avengers line up.

    Almost every major character in Marvel has gotten or is going to get an MCU adaptation. complaining about rosters is a moot point now compared to like 10 years ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, like who the frick do they even want, 3-D Man?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they actually just used 3-D man in the current run

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Triathlon will never be a proper 3-D Man, and he's now a villain

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's not a villain

            He was a deep cover Avengers agent who was secretly feeding them information about Orchis

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So a villain that works for the "good" guys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh you have a NEED to be angry. No use in trying to spoonfeed you then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Triathlon was always an butthole and in continuity he was only part of the avengers at one point cuz he's was a literal diversity hire

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get this
    >Get rumours it'll be this crew plus living lightning
    >MCU buttholes instead

    So frickin lame I wanted to see Quicksilver and Hazmat reconnect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MCU buttholes instead
      This line up literally only has one character that isn't in the MCU

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still a better lineup than this bloated shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bloated
          Aren't the avengers always between 5 or 7 members?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This team also has Julie Powers, Nightthrasher, Wasp, and Living Lightning.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kinda sad how cap is the only white male role-model on this team

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hawkeye is white, Wonder Man is also white, even though Hercules is a homosexual now he's also white but he's Greek so he doesn't count and shouldn't be a role model

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Julie Powers
              You meat Power, why is she even a member? Her power is flying really really fast and Monica can do that already, is cuz she's gay?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Night thrasher
              >living lightning
              >Julie
              And yet Crystal and Sersi can't get another shot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sersi is currently dead and Crystal is an Inhuman, and you know how Marvel feels about them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/s1u7zOW.jpeg

              "No no this totally isn't just a stealth marvel studios avengers line up. This is our 100% original "rag tag" team"

              So Hercules broke up with his Kree boyfriend. Iron-man already stopped using the Mysterium Armor? It's aesthetically his best armor in recent years in my opinion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The mysterium armor better stick around a year or so because it is kino as frick especially when Larraz draws it. Or bring back the superior iron man armor cause that shit was great.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah it's shit. the one he made before it, the stealth armor?? now THAT was cool.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That stealth suit is trash. Terrible color scheme as well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this armor looks like he is wearing thigh-high boots like a stripper.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure Mysterium lost its properties when the White Hot Room disconnected

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shang Chi is the one that's the most blatant MCU bullshit member in that group

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, he existed before, but the addition of those rings really doesn't help.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but in the rumors how shang-chi is suppose to be a big part of post end-game avengers (which fat chance of that happening now i guess) comics have been pretty much trying to push him into as much stuff as possible. The rings are a convenient way to boost his powerlevel as well so he isn't just regular kung-fu guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As someone that actually liked his recent Anti-Villain arc with his half siblings I'm pissed that he got slapped with the rings and had all of it silently retconned away.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah he's just now Marvel's Liu Kang from mortal kombat

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She-hulk looks demonic

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder Man needs a better suit the red "W" is not good enough
    Also outside of Shang Chi (he shouldn't even be an avenger) this a very classic avengers lineup

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a great team. Now break my heart telling me the creatives

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is not a good team look at this:

      This team also has Julie Powers, Nightthrasher, Wasp, and Living Lightning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a 5 issue mini written by Steve Orlando

      Rotating artists.

      Premise is "Avengers Emergency Response Squad" spinning out of Blood Hunt. Sounds like 5 done in one issues with teammates rotating each issue with the gimmick of "who is at the mansion and answering the distress call?"

      I'd rather have that premise and that team as the mainline Avengers over McKay's boring MCU synergy lore bullshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Steve Orlando
        >rotating artists
        Yeah, it's fricked

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Julie is comics original. No way they're doing Power Pack anytime soon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? If all members of powerpack are adults now it would be interesting to see, make Julie a pornstar and her little sister a drug addict, Frank Miller style

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Orlando so fricking much, talentless homosexual

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More of it's cast than not are permanently retired from the MCU

    C'mon, you can admit it if you like, you're just chimping out over Photon and She-Hulk, right?

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