No one told me Bar Rescue is actually kino.
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because no one here fricking watches that trash maybe~?
>board that primarly consumes capeshit and troony hbo shows
>daring to call anything trash
did it ever occur to you that im not the whole board
>no one here does x
>did it ever occur to you that im not the whole board
eyyyyy someone took the bait
nice going man
>i was MERELY PRETENDING
who are you quoting?
Please indulge me in what you consider kino then.
Listen here anon. You've got a great thread. You've got other anons who care about your thread and want to see it succeed. But you've also got shitposters in here you're letting ruin it. DO YOU WANT TO BE AN OP OR NOT? It's time for you to take back control of this thread and turn it around. And we're going to help you. First we installed CinemaphileX PoS systems so you can always easily report comments back to Jannys, and they've offered to do it for free so you'll get nice clean threads for life.
Face it, Anon, your thread is a failure. You're samegayging and driving away other posters. You're giving yourself (You)'s ignoring the few posters you DO have. And worst of all, you've attracted a dickyposter and haven't reported him to the jannies yet. This thread is a DISGRACE, and you should be ashamed. I'm shutting this thread down before you dupe any more posters. SHUT IT THE FRICK DOWN.
airplane investigations
Bar rescue is literally the airplane investigation of poor business management.
yeah but it dopesnt have epic re creations and explosions with dramatic voice overs does it
it does have dramatic voiceovers at least
im honestly memeing ive never watched it so i dont have an actual opinion
does it have that awful chord noise that kitchen nightmares does?
>that awful chord noise that kitchen nightmares does?
Lmao I thought I was the only one who noticed the overuse of that musical sting
id love to see a count of how many times its used over all the episodes of kitchen/hotel nightmares
>Lmao I thought I was the only one who noticed the overuse of that musical sting
ah, first time on the Cinemaphile I see
KINO
I haven't seen kitchen nightmares in what feels like a decade so I honestly couldn't tell you.
Sometimes, but it's so much better than KN
No, but it has John Taffer yelling at alcoholic bar owners in a very dramatic fashion and it's kino. Also has a lot of sovl
1st season was enough for me, pretty funny though
>1st season was enough for me
This. Reality shows are good for a season or 2 then they get stale.
we did you were too busy on reddit
>doesn't just save your bar
>saves your community
I REARRANGED THE TABLE AND BOUGHT SOME NEW CHAIRS THIS SHOULD BRING IN AN EXTRA MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR
Trust a neet to think appearance and presentation are meaningless
dilate
Thank you anon. I hope you don't die early too.
in the bar industry that’s actually how it works, ‘perceived value’ is a real thing dummy
Look at this moron lmao
how many bars have you worked at/managed friend?
You never asked
>That episode with the pirate bar
Holy kino
Nice digits
We used to go to Piratz in undergrad because 1. they would take any fake ID and 2. the pitchers of 'grog' or whatever the frick had an entire bottle of captain morgan in them sold basically at cost. If you could deal with the absurd staff and the 2-3 other non-19 year old customers all wearing pirate shit and talking like pirates you could get hammered before going out into DC for dirt cheap. Also we goddamn loved it there, talking like a drunk pirate for 90 minutes a week kept the desire to sperg out in public down
That sounds pretty cool honestly.
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
THAT'S IT, SHUT IT DOWN NOW
>Nods aggressively
>Rebrands your blue collar sports bar as 'Executives' or 'Boardroom' to go after "the young professional crowd"
>Shouts at your chef
>Installs a new POS system
I feel like Taffer could be a real scumbag in his personal life but I have a christ like reverence for him.
I'm sure he's an butthole but he's weird and entertaining as hell.
>fires your lazy, freeloading [son/daughter/brother/sister]
It's a
>my husband/wife/son/daughter won't stop giving free drinks to the patrons and dancing with them episode
Name a single 'chef' that wasn't a 400 pound Mexican who didn't know how to make toast
That dark haired mixologist can get it
>here I am at jerry's bar that's been serving beers to locals since 1986
>but he's losing out the college scene
>college kids spend MONEY, that's the only thing that's going to keep this place alive
>WOAH YOU CAN'T DRINK WITH THE GUESTS THAT'S UNPROFESSIONAL
>I CAN SEE THAT LADIES CLEAVAGE PEOPLE IN BARS HATE BOOBS THAT'S IT I'M SHUTTIN IT DOWN
>alright the first thing were gonna do is take a one day course from this mixologist so you can serve up high class high margin drinks. no more bottles of beer!
>alright let's see what you got, were gonna invite in just under capacity of guests and extras with free drink tickets, we need 4 mojitos stat betty!
>well guys I'm very disappointed. no drinks were served. I'm giving you one more chance. I'm sending in a demo team to rebuild the entire bar and we're renaming it "The J". You're welcome.
he’s done bikini bars and topless bars, I love when people who have never worked in a bar give Taffer a hard time like this isn’t a business with clearly defined avenues for success. that being said most of these people turn around and sell the bars because they no longer have any passion, they were passionate about running ‘their bar’ and profits were secondary, also explains why these bars are failing in the first place
there's nothing wrong with having a bar that doesn't care about making as much money as possible
>OK tonight we're gonna spice up the content a bit by introducing a few nee memes that compliment the thread, but will draw in a newer, younger crowd.
>so first we take our image editor and add one part Bane, some triple suck and frick, and one part brie larson
>we shake it together, post it in the thread, and to spice it up we're going to garnish the post with some cope seeth and dilate janny text
>called the UUUU brie feet, this hot new shitpost should bring in tons of new zoomers
Face it, Anon, your thread is failing. You’re samegayging and scaring other posters away. You’re giving yourself (You)‘s while ignoring the few posters you DO have. And worst of all, you’re shitposting on a Tuesday morning when you should be at work. YOU’RE FAILURE. I’m not going to wait for the jannies to come. SHUT IT THE FRICK DOWN.
>buys you drinks and twerks on you
M O M M Y
>ywn pay $5 to see these fat breasts
It’s entertaining, for sure. But it’s clearly a grift. It’s done in less than a week. He fools dumb bar owners into “saving” the bar. He acts like a jackass and half asses new ways to manage, new food, new drinks, and a shoddy renovation. He’s able to advertise drinks, POS systems etc and further his brand with editing to make it look like he actually makes a difference. Vast majority of the bars end up failing soon after anyway. To be fair, can’t really blame him every time the bars fail anyway.
>I use my bar as a place to LARP/get wasted with my friends
>I have no idea why we're failing
>stop LARPing, stop drinking in your business, stop giving away drinks, cater to the fricking market you stupid fricking moron
Basically every fricking episode.
The old hippy b***h was pretty good. She just used it as a place to frick around and play her hippy music. Which worked in her old location but not in her vastly more expensive new location.
Mia is underrated
>that episode where the guy working in the kitchen used the dishwasher to take a shower