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>No parent should have to see their son over 21 years old as an unemployed virgin
21 isn't bad, it's when you start to get past 25 that you become sus
true, my entire life I just felt like an outsider and never considered myself a loser, then one day I woke up and started feeling like a loser even though I still don't care about typical normie shit.
I'm still unemployed tho
i am 26 and have never physically touched a woman.
It's overrated but I recommend you do it just so you don't live with regrets.
Me but 31
I'm 27 and when I was 20 I got what I considered now was a pity kiss. The girl now dates someone older and uglier than me.
I had girls hitting on me but im autistic and could never make it work, 27 and nothing
you're gonna regret that. your face is gonna turn saggier, fatter, droopier, etc, and by the time you realize it you're gonna be just like every other old ugly creep. literally no women looks at you anymore. happened to me but lucky i got married before then. it's still weird looking at yourself in the mirror and looking like that when you looked like a hot twink in your teens and early 20's. young people ignore how aging fricks you up bad until it finally hits them.
Cinemaphile assured me that I would have my pick of hot girls after 30. i hit the wall and can only get post-wall women and fatties now
I'm 35 (36 next month) and employed, but still a virgin. Don't remind me, bro. lol
If you had the balls to go on tinder and type "I'm a virgin looking for a ONS" you would 100% get a ton of DMs by the end of the week. Like just be average, not fat and you'll be fine. There will be at least couple of hot girls who want to frick a virgin again, want to be someone's first or just see you as confident.
Being a virgin is a cheat code to having sex at least once
>"I'm a virgin looking for a ONS" you would 100% get a ton of DMs by the end of the week
dude, dont do this to them
Worked for me and had my first time with a hot goth athlete, I was also hit on by a couple of fat chicks but I just rejected them.
sure
Prove it
it would probably work but coveting sex can be a route for a virgin to improve themselves and if they dont covet sex then they will just do nothing and start watching anime all day
It would 100% work. People have virgin fetishes regardless of gender but women can't exactly fulfil theirs because men will do whatever to avoid being found out as one. She'll dump you afterwards but you'll get to frick way above your league and she'll probably do all the work
I want love, I don't care how stupid that sounds. Prostitution is legal where I live so If I really want to have sex I can just do that.
You can catch feelings for a bawd plus women like to cuddle
Wouldn't that be bad? Catching feelings for a bawd?
>Being a virgin is a cheat code to having sex at least once
why do you lie? everyone knows being a virgin is a red flag
>if no one's wanted to frick this guy before, why should I?
partially true but then there are women who were the ugly ducklings ie usually fat chicks who didn't get any when they were teens/in their twenties but are now 35+ and want to frick a virgin.
Or they were in a long term relationship between 16-20
Red flags don't matter for ONS
I've had sex but I'm not particularly good at it
>as an unemployed virgin
So being an employed virgin is okay then? So is being an unemployed non-virgin, I assume?
Obviously. unemployed sex-haver is literally peak of human existence. No one would shame NEETs if they spent all their time smashing pussy instead of jerking off to weird dragon porn.
What about 39 and unemployed but got pussy in high school?
It never gets better. I'm 31, married, and I I think about is the young pussy I could get now that I have a good job and a nice car. I'm not the cheating type so I'll probably brood over this forever.
In fellowship, why was Gandalf so cagey about telling everyone about the balrog? He clearly knew moria was unsafe but refused to elaborate on why he didn't want to go there. Of course Frodo was going to say "lets go through moria", the two other options were clearly unsafe and the only thing negative said about moria was essentially "i don't wanna go there"
He didn't know what the dwarves had found, just that they were digging too deep and were bound to have found something fricked up by then.
Words have a power on their own
as an example twice Frodo warns Smeagol he will be cast into the cracks of doom if he betrays him, which then actually happens.
>"If you touch me again, you shall be cast yourself into the cracks of Doom"
another example
>"How I hate this foul pool!"
Is what Boromir declared before throwing a stone into the waters outside the Gate of Moria. By speaking and acting so he "invited" the misfortune of the Watcher upon them.
Likewise, Gandalf is reticent when it comes to speaking about the Balrog for the same reason he and other characters often refer to Sauron euphemistically
To go around acting and speaking carelessly is to invite that same misfortune upon yourself. Gandalf knew they were likely to go through the Mines anyway, but warning the rest of the Fellowship about the Balrog constantly would have only unsettled them and made them less likely to escape without notice.
Am 20 I have job but am still a virgin how to fix this ?
Online dating (low barrier to entry, hard to be successful with) or meeting girls through social circles (high barrier to entry, easy to be successful with).
i'll have you know i AM employed and i WAS pity kissed once
Bros, I am gonna level with you. Change is actually possible but you have to be the one who changes. Find a job and then keep looking for a better one. You need money and you need a job. Stop making excuses. Girls don't like people without ambition or people who gave up. Hell, frick girls, no one likes people without ambition. Join a gym. Stop watching porn and jerking off and just buy yourself a Fleshlight to frick when you are horny.
Don't wait for the 1st of the month, change immediately. Think of everything you do and do it better. Don't skip brushing teeth. Don't eat junk food. Make your every decision count.
I'm 29 and destroyed my brain sleeping 5 hours a night so I could get up at 5 a.m. and work in a factory full of spics. All my memories are gone and I feel numb to reality. I have a girlfriend but I can't get hard for her without Viagra so we still haven't fricked after 8 months. My best friend online won't talk to me anymore because she hates my girlfriend because my girlfriend didn't like her and because my girlfirnrd is liberal. My girlfriend doesn't know I'm a poltard and would probably dump me if she found out I'm a chud like her brother is. I have 40k in savings but I still can't buy a house and I'm so close to quitting my job I don't want to anyway. My girlfriend wants to live together which means I can't say homosexual or troony in voice chat anymore. Meanwhile I still think about my oneitis but she thinks I'm pathetic (she's friends with my one friend). I hate that I'm not in love with my girlfriend the way I was with her. Not as strong. Wagecucking fricking sucks. I miss 2019 when I was a NEET, even though I wanted to kill myself back then too.
Might be the most miserable and grim post i've read in years. Please tell me you're joking.
damn Black person, that almost made me depressed reading it
is she hot/white at least?
and how liberal are we talking?
lmao I remember you from another thread, you're a sad sack of shit indeed, a prime sample of man with no balls. sorry but I have no sympathy for you, you got yourself in this moronic situation all by yourself and are fully aware of how fricked it is, and yet here you are again weeks later
I'm sorry to hear that. Factory slaving is awful, I used to be a worker too.
Can't you get a different job?
>no parent should have to bail out his child
>*sobs*
I'm 22 employed virgin
Same, but I am autistic.
Being virgin is not the problem (just a hire a prostitute if you will). The matter is self-perception.
Read the thread, apparently just having sex isn't enough for them and now they need a loving relationship handed to them without having to put in any work.
Incels are the laziest, most pathetic morons on the planet.
I mean you can't really blame these zoomie men after all most zoomie women sleep with millennial men so there's obviously going to be a lot of zoomgins.
no they don't
if you spend any time on a college campus, you'll realize that 99% of the women date and frick other students, not 30+ year olds
>inb4 some larping millenoid loser says "um actually i'm 40 and fricked a hundred 18 year olds!"
>no they don't
if you spend any time on a college campus, you'll realize that 99% of the women date and frick other students, not 30+ year olds
cope
unemployed I can understand, but virgin I cannot
Incels like to act like looks are the only thing that matters, but honestly, confidence + social skills are WAY more important
>have a friend who's broke, chubby, rarely holds down a job for longer than a few months before moving on to the next one
>has a body count over ten because he's genuinely social, charismatic, and funny
>be me
>in university, have a fair amount of money for my age, almost 6'3, work out regularly
>still a virgin because I'm extremely autistic and shy and don't know how to flirt or talk to people
incels will never acknowledge this because it means they have too accept that they actually can do something about it instead of just giving up
>it. just. so. HAPPENS.
these creative writing prompts are the best things about these threads lmao
>25
>make 120k by working only half the year as a sailor
>make about $20k extra every year off of investments
>so financially stable because my cost of living is so low that I couldn’t tell you how much money I make on my pay stubs because I can’t even be bothered to care, all I know is the money in my bank account goes up every time time I check it
>also a very low level sailor, a third mate
>it’s expected that I go to second, Chief, captain, and then maybe pilot or harbor captain or whatever, maybe making 300k a year
>but I don’t want any more responsibilities, I don’t want to do any more work
>just comfy where I’m at, where I come from 120k is amazing
>paranoid that my coworkers will think I’m a loser (maybe I am) because I don’t want to give everything to this career and continue taking tests and taking on more legal responsibilities and harder jobs
>>make about $20k extra every year off of investments
give me some tips on that, last year I started buying some random stocks, most of them went up but the return is actually not much. how do I get good at this?
nta but ETFs that give you good returns year-over-year.
any lead of where I should look at to learn how to? again so far I've only bought some stock via my bank, so I'm figuring out what to do
The safest, most well-rounded picks are ones that track the S&P 500. You can also get ones that track individual sectors (tech, staples, real estate, etc.).
has some decent ones but you have to note the amount of leverage certain ETFs have. SOXL and TQQQ are great during tech booms, terrible during bear markets.
It's up to you and how much risk you're willing to take. I'd advise against options unless you have at least five figures to burn.
Well I threw about $75k in 4.5% flex rate CDs, just so that it wasn’t a sitting in the bank. Another $50k went to my Dad’s window cleaning company as a loan thingy and he paid me back with 8% interest. Then the rest was normie crap like SOXL and TQQQ and MSFT, as well as bitcoin and ETH and LINK.
My return percentage wasn’t huge, I just had a decent amount in the market
shoulda raised him better
I’m 35 and my ten yr plan is to have my house paid off and start another mortgage on a house in the med. wish me luck
>tfw only wizard on this blue reddit sexhaver board
40 this year
sorry anon it got bumped to 50 a while back, too many applications
I am a 34 year old wizard. There are some of us left, but we are endangered in these reddit-infested times.
I am a 26 yo unemployed non virgin, think I’ll just learn to code and find some codemonkey job