Nobody with breasts like that would ever become a nun
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Nobody with tits like that would ever become a nun
Nobody with breasts like that would ever become a nun
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so do all priests have small dicks? what is this logic?
Coomer logic
Basically, yeah. Why else would you give your body to god?
Makes sense. That's why they have to frick kids to feel something.
she did that same pose with her boyfriend on a boat years ago. i still believe the stories that i heard from Hollywood people that she's a full blown exhibitionist
Every woman with big breasts is an exhibitionist.
nah, i've known so many people at work where you would have no idea they had giant breasts until they accidentally slip up when you see them out and aren't wearing loose shit. the cutest girl i worked with years ago was the stealthiest motherfricker somehow
Meh, my mom had huge breasts and she always liked to show them off. Of course that once backfired when my little cousin stole her top at the beach while she was sunbathing
yeah but that's just your mom and she probably knew she had great breasts. my point is that not every woman who has great breasts loves to show them off constantly
what happened after the cousin stole her top?
>my point is that not every woman who has great breasts loves to show them off constantly
I guess, maybe it was just my upbringing
>what happened after the cousin stole her top?
She just had to run after him in handsbra and all because she was hanging at the back of the beach
Yeah I've had similar experiences. No everyone is an attention prostitute
This. I worked with a girl for 4 years and then we all went out clubbing and she wore this dress with a low front. Fricking amazing. She used to wear a baggy t-shirt (we'd do warehouse type work) which made her look kinda fat but it was all breasts.
Yep. Same with ass. I worked with a girl who wore baggy men's cargo shorts and baggy shirts all the time. I never even saw her as a female, let alone attractive. But one day I saw her bend over and squat down to pick up a box and witnessed the hips-to-waist ratio. She had the smallest waist with the roundest widest pawg ass of any girl that worked there. When the shorts were tight against her frame, she had a perfect heart shaped butt with thick thighs. But when she stood up straight again, she looked like Jonah Hill. The female body is amazing.
She probably grew up ugly and her family gave her shit for wearing revealing clothes. If she had normal parents, she would be getting promotions after promotions by wearing nice tight clothes and teasing the men higher up. Please tell me you fricked her atleast. Like c'mon man, now you know the goods she packing, get in there before some rich butthole does after seeing her at a company party
I've known several women with massive breasts and only one of them was an exhibitionist. Most of them either didn't give a shit or tried to hide them.
You just know
I love her so much bros
Black hair don't fit her
Any hair fits her
Only bawds put on titty glitter
>Gotta make sure my breasts are in the shot
Classic prostitute
If you're a man that is repulsed by a woman appealing to the male gaze, you may be a homosexual.
>I love her so much bros
>that soulless brain damaged stare
>that fake laugh she does to make it seem she's interested in you
>"what was your name again?"
She's like Billie Eilish 2.0, now with 80% more sex appeal.
Her body is top notch, that's obvious, but it's also her attitude that adds to her appeal. Where Billie is a constant downer Sydney is all sunshine and happiness.
They both have downie face tbf
mommy
Yes, yes, hahaha
The first half of the movie is everyone she meets telling her what a beautiful face she has lmao
African semen all over her white cervix. Essential.
My twelve year old sister has breasts just like hers. It's really unsettling. What is causing this it was never like that when I was at school with girls her age.
Why are you noticing her breasts at all? Wtf
>no nun has ever had mediocre breasts before
So you're saying that Nun's only come in flat or big booba versions?
>mediocre breasts before
Nah they're a pretty good set
why is this webm posted so much? she has like 50 hotter ones
I like big titty waitresses
you say that but then post nothing, so.
I went to high school with this b***h. She's a psychopath, she used to kill cats for fun
weird fantasy
She literally looks like Butthead. It’s that fish mouth.
literally looks nothing like butthead
Kek true, her dopey mouth reminded me of someone but I couldn't figure it out.
come to butthead
Looks like pic related to me
bawd whose career is built around T&A scenes playing a nun.
Ridiculous, even if it's Hollywood.
you do know what acting is right?
Kys coomers.
Clutch your pearls a bit more, anon.
Like you wouldn't do the same thing if you were in her position lmao
shame about the face
why don't paps ever take hd vid
Because they're like 3 miles away using an ultra-telephoto lens.
and? the pics are in hd
If we can photograph the surface of another planet we should be able to photograph Sydney Sweeneys butthole from 3 miles away. Damnit!
That's not how it works.
You do understand that NASA uses CGI right? That's Bryce 3D on the left, not an actual photograph.
Here comes the "moon landing was fake" crowd
Here comes the earth-is-round-and-space isn't-fake normie crowd
It's "her boobs are fake" vs "her boobs are real" crowd here chud
imagine just sitting and staring at her house for hours on end just to get a grainy shitty image of her walking around her florida mansion
Yeah frick that dude I mean Jesus get a better camera atleast you creep. Fucccccck man I wish I was her bf or even someone who she knows irl. I would be in gym 24*7 lifting and becoming a chad just to get a shot at fricking her once. Then I'd be in samadhi for all my life. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah. My dick gets immediately hard even on the mention of her name she is just driving me crazy
During my years on the internet I have seen a lot of nuns with breasts like that, just saying.
How are her breasts not saggy and stay the same despite her being a thin waisted woman. This is a genetic gift. Even Daddario lost her boobs when she lost fat for Baywatch.
Her middle aged boyfriend is so fricking lucky he gets to suck on those and frick her tight ass every day and that he got her before she shot to fame otherwise she would be fricking some actor.
Another positive thing about Titty Sydney is she stayed loyal to her man for so long damn.
Boobs so good you forget about her Fetal Alcohol Syndrome face.
anons don't wanna hear it but her boobies are fake
But when you see them squeezed they don't behave like fake breasts...for eg. The Voyeurs. And the way they bounce in the Euphoria scenes. After seeing porn for so long, I can tell that they are real. I mean even Eva Green has maintained her boobs. Some girls have that genetics man. Gravity defiance gene.
But someone with a face like that would join the circus
Think of all the virgins with amazing dicks.
My dick is not amazing, just average.