>"Nooo don't go into the TV!"

>"Nooo don't go into the TV!"
Frick you old man, if you didn't want me to play with it you shouldn't have left it out

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how often are these threads happening these days?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda funny tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. I'm just curious. I haven't posted on Cinemaphile for a few months.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if I was an 8-year-old boy I would've hopped into the TV too, no regrets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine hopping into a pizza commercial and eating giant pizza.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or hopping into a toy commercial and getting to play with giant toys.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Or hopping into a porno and seeing breasts and ass bigger than you are...

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys really think Jokn Kramer tortured everyone just because he wanted to get back at anyone connected to his son dying? Or his nephew in that shit one.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you trying so hard to make this a meme? Its not even amusing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should have a nice day :/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Coming from some loser spamming unfunny things from a 70s movie; yes its me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >yes its [sic] me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide
          I'm glad you've come to terms with your situation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A predictable response from a simple mind

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yikes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >yes its me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide
            Yes. Exactly!!

            80 iq people shouldnt be allowed on the internet and should be sterilized

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not that anon, but you really should have a nice day

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >muh IQ
              compensating moron detected

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >yes its me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide
          Yes. Exactly!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          zoomzoom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So it fits right in with the other Cinemaphile memes then!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coming from some loser spamming unfunny things from a 70s movie; yes its me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide

      A predictable response from a simple mind

      [...]
      80 iq people shouldnt be allowed on the internet and should be sterilized

      It's just a phonecall away

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So why is everyone in this universe ok with Wonka horribly disfiguring or even murdering children

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was a different time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A time when permanently shrinking a child to a couple inches tall was considered a justified punishment for mild brattiness?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the universe where all the exhausted parents who wished they could shrink their child to an inch tall when they were being a brat ended up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Wonka is God.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL GO IN THE TV
    I WILL HAVE SEX WITH SADAKO
    I WILL HAVE LOTS OF HAPPA CHILDREN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who didn't relate to Mike was probably dead inside.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I related to both versions.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn moon Wonka from inside the TV

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >14 unique IPs
    >33 post
    what a sad thread, have a pity bump

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if you didn't want me to play with it you shouldn't have left it out
    That's what my uncle said when I was taking a peepee...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be husband of Mike Teavee
    >Your wife brings home your child but he's 2 inches tall
    Wat do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Be husband of Mike Teavee
      So be a gay dude in the future or some shit?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me

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