>"Nooo don't go into the TV!" Posted on September 20, 2022 by Anonymous >"Nooo don't go into the TV!" Frick you old man, if you didn't want me to play with it you shouldn't have left it out Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68 A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68 Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68
2 years ago Reply Anonymous I agree. I'm just curious. I haven't posted on Cinemaphile for a few months.
2 years ago Reply Anonymous Honestly if I was an 8-year-old boy I would've hopped into the TV too, no regrets.
2 years ago Reply Anonymous Or hopping into a porno and seeing breasts and ass bigger than you are...
2 years ago Reply Anonymous Do you guys really think Jokn Kramer tortured everyone just because he wanted to get back at anyone connected to his son dying? Or his nephew in that shit one.
2 years ago Reply Anonymous Coming from some loser spamming unfunny things from a 70s movie; yes its me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide
2 years ago Reply Anonymous >yes its [sic] me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide I'm glad you've come to terms with your situation
2 years ago Reply Anonymous >yes its me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide Yes. Exactly!! 80 iq people shouldnt be allowed on the internet and should be sterilized
2 years ago Reply Anonymous >yes its me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide Yes. Exactly!!
2 years ago Reply Anonymous Coming from some loser spamming unfunny things from a 70s movie; yes its me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide A predictable response from a simple mind [...] 80 iq people shouldnt be allowed on the internet and should be sterilized It's just a phonecall away
2 years ago Reply Anonymous So why is everyone in this universe ok with Wonka horribly disfiguring or even murdering children
2 years ago Reply Anonymous A time when permanently shrinking a child to a couple inches tall was considered a justified punishment for mild brattiness?
2 years ago Reply Anonymous This is the universe where all the exhausted parents who wished they could shrink their child to an inch tall when they were being a brat ended up.
2 years ago Reply Anonymous I WILL GO IN THE TV I WILL HAVE SEX WITH SADAKO I WILL HAVE LOTS OF HAPPA CHILDREN
2 years ago Reply Anonymous >if you didn't want me to play with it you shouldn't have left it out That's what my uncle said when I was taking a peepee...
2 years ago Reply Anonymous >Be husband of Mike Teavee >Your wife brings home your child but he's 2 inches tall Wat do?
how often are these threads happening these days?
It's kinda funny tbh
I agree. I'm just curious. I haven't posted on Cinemaphile for a few months.
Honestly if I was an 8-year-old boy I would've hopped into the TV too, no regrets.
Imagine hopping into a pizza commercial and eating giant pizza.
Or hopping into a toy commercial and getting to play with giant toys.
Or hopping into a porno and seeing breasts and ass bigger than you are...
Do you guys really think Jokn Kramer tortured everyone just because he wanted to get back at anyone connected to his son dying? Or his nephew in that shit one.
Why are you trying so hard to make this a meme? Its not even amusing
Maybe you should have a nice day :/
Coming from some loser spamming unfunny things from a 70s movie; yes its me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide
>yes its [sic] me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide
I'm glad you've come to terms with your situation
A predictable response from a simple mind
Yikes
80 iq people shouldnt be allowed on the internet and should be sterilized
Not that anon, but you really should have a nice day
>muh IQ
compensating moron detected
>yes its me who leads the sad life and should consider suicide
Yes. Exactly!!
zoomzoom
So it fits right in with the other Cinemaphile memes then!
It's just a phonecall away
So why is everyone in this universe ok with Wonka horribly disfiguring or even murdering children
it was a different time
A time when permanently shrinking a child to a couple inches tall was considered a justified punishment for mild brattiness?
This is the universe where all the exhausted parents who wished they could shrink their child to an inch tall when they were being a brat ended up.
Because Wonka is God.
I WILL GO IN THE TV
I WILL HAVE SEX WITH SADAKO
I WILL HAVE LOTS OF HAPPA CHILDREN
Anyone who didn't relate to Mike was probably dead inside.
I related to both versions.
>ywn moon Wonka from inside the TV
>14 unique IPs
>33 post
what a sad thread, have a pity bump
>if you didn't want me to play with it you shouldn't have left it out
That's what my uncle said when I was taking a peepee...
>Be husband of Mike Teavee
>Your wife brings home your child but he's 2 inches tall
Wat do?
>>Be husband of Mike Teavee
So be a gay dude in the future or some shit?
>me