>NOOO YOU CAN’T HIT THE DRUM 0,0001 MILLISECOND TOO LATE
>NOOO THAT’S NOT HOW JAZZ WORKS!!!
>JAZZ IS SUPER STRICT AND NOT RELAXED AT ALL NOOOO!!!
>NOOO YOU CANT HIT THE DRUM 0,0001 MILLISECOND TOO LATE. >NOOO THATS NOT HOW JAZZ WORKS!!!
>NOOO YOU CAN’T HIT THE DRUM 0,0001 MILLISECOND TOO LATE
>NOOO THAT’S NOT HOW JAZZ WORKS!!!
>JAZZ IS SUPER STRICT AND NOT RELAXED AT ALL NOOOO!!!
>t. has never touched an instrument or a woman in his life
git gud or throw yourself off a cliff moron.
or seen the movie for that matter
neither have you.
Was he really off tempo, or was JK Simmons just fricking with him?
the film subtlety tells you when he shouted at fatty at the beginning. He knew fatty was on time but picked on him anyways because he didn’t have the confidence to stand up to him/believe in his own craft. I also don’t remember him punishing the guy who was actually off.
It was one of the black players, he didn't pick on them for a reason.
>IF I DONT YELL AT YOU YOU MIGHT NOT LIVE UP TO YOUR FULL POTENTIAL! I LOVE JAZZ TOO MUCH TO NOT LET YOU BECOME THE NEXT BILLY "TIN SKINS" BOPPITELLIO, 3RD BEST JAZZ DRUMMER FROM JUNE 1963 TO JULY 1963
Neither of these posts are good or funny.
>NOOO THESE POST AREN’T FUNNY OR GOOD NOOOO
i liked this one
>get time off work, plan a nice evening out with the family
>have a nice dinner, excited to go see a concert
>have to endure a horrible band performance ending with an impromptu 27 minute drum solo
>evening ruined
why are drummers so selfish?
Imagine dedicating your entire life to tapping sticks on various surfaces instead of doing anything meaningful. You'd want others to suffer too
Did white people really turn jazz into some super precise genre like classical music? That shit was literally invented to give Black folk who couldn't keep a beat an opportunity to participate in music
cope the greatest jazzman of all time is chuck mangione
t. Chuck Mangione
THE CHILDREN OF SANCHEZ
Jazz drumming is the hardest drumming to drum to gay
Yeah because white musicians took it over
Shut up, bugperson, music isn't supposed to sound like two cats having brain aneurysms at the same time together.
White people created jazz and blues and no amount of editing Wikipedia will change history
>JAZZ IS SUPER STRICT AND NOT RELAXED AT ALL NOOOO!!!
this is actually true though, definitely more true than the usual bullshit hollywood throws at us
> "how do i jazz"
> "dude just feel it"
> starts improvising while squinting
That was the point! He was a shitty teacher but Miles was the perfect protege for his brand of moronation
it was him that stole and hid the drum book, wasn't it?
Of course, Fletcher is an butthole like that
What kind of band even plays whiplash kind of music?
i was in a big band for a while, was fun
>DUDE ITS OK TO DRIVE A DEPRESSED KID TO SUICIDE THEN LIE ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF YOUR STUDENTS BECAUSE SOME DUDE THROW A CYMBAL LMAO IM SO EVIL
overrated movie with hack writing
Imagine if that cymbal hadn’t been thrown by…I don’t know probably Miles Davis
We wouldn’t have that one guy. The guy who played the drums. Or maybe we would, the guy was clearly talented.
It's a bad jazz film, but it is a good movie about what it feels like to try to do something at a high level
Whiplash is kino
>Jazz is 4 guys on stage, playing 4 different songs
>Chazelle seethed so much about jazz musicians saying his portrayal of jazz was moronic that he even tried to mock them on La La Land
>absolutely failed and only doubled down on proving he knows shit about jazz
There will never be a more self masturbatory form of art than jazz music
djent and modern prog metal would like to differ, at least jazz is classy, those wanker djent homos and even more assburger prog guys suck even harder ass and balls than the older ones cos they are all 100% red as frick commies too
at least the 80s prog rock guys were based coke nosed bastards and not some homosexuals wanking over karl marx
and yes, the old ones were leftist too but back in the day leftism was way different than the current communist fascism
t. played in jizz band in high school
Jazz is like the most relaxed and unpretentious music ever played though?
Now so-called "jazz lovers" on the other hand...
I thought jazz was about that show where some guy got his dick cut off by his family.