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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for doing God's work anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can feel the sincerity in your voice, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's kind of painful if she uses her teeth, but I think this is a little exaggerated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why they raping Patrick Star?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex-starved cumbrain incels here really think it's OK for a married guy to have sex with two psychos

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rape is funny
    It's time to grow up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      men can't be raped by women silly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if they tie you down and use a humongous dragon dildo on your butthole, silly?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's nothing but a grand old time, silly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dudes make jokes about male rape and then wonder why nobody takes their allegations seriously.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No dude has ever done those two contradictory things.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anything can be funny, unless you are a leftist homosexual

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's heckin' just like me!!
      :O

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know most celebrities in public openly despise being talked to.
      I wonder what a conversation with Reeves would be like.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yoo nice moobies.. hehe
        >t-thanks.. you too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had to check the reply numbers, i thought you were replying to the OP and the girls were saying "nice moobies(man boobies)" to Keanu's shirtless character and I laughed. But it isn't true, so I'm sad: Keanu isn't even shirtless, they're probably touching his dickorooni. SCGRONDI

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You see moobies in this context is a mispronuncuation of movies, which Mr. Reeves stars in many. I see your error pal, hope you make less accidents like this in your future

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You see moobies in this context is a mispronuncuation of movies, which Mr. Reeves stars in many. I see your error pal, hope you make less accidents like this in your future

            It was my mistake fellas, should have written it without the mispronunciation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From what I've heard, he's a very chill person and normally politely entertains anyone who comes up to him with good intentions. He genuinely seems to enjoy seeing his fans smile.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what people tend to say about him. I like the interview with Jim Carrey where he explains that once you become an ultrafamous superstar your real job is making fans smile even if you're not actually interested in them because that's more important than acting. He may be kind of insane but at least he realizes how much easier being an actor is than having a real job like 99% of people and respects people who aren't so lucky.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish more b***hes understood that you need to get real sloppy for a blowjob to feel good. I’m talking hella spit and mucus, nonstop saliva, foaming at the mouth like a pitbull. I hate a b***h that tries to be all cute and prim and proper when she’s trying to suck dick, gtfo my car hoe #realhomieshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't take much moisture, what it needs is thrust resistance. Don't yank it or rim it, it's supposed to feel like it's plunging between moist folds. Pulling on it isn't right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah it needs a lot of lubrication, real wet and sloppy. lots of gagging and grunting too I wanna feel like she’s struggling to get it all in. if she doesn’t leave a of spit in my lap when she’s done then it wasn’t good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm seeing a girl now that currently thinks that fast = good. I liked it better when she didn't know how to handle it and was just experimenting.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick my boss asked me why I'm laughing
    I need even more elaborate kama sutra positions to torment him

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