>noooo please don't give me the powers of invincibility!

>noooo please don't give me the powers of invincibility!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know what film this is but the still appears to have been inspired by Salo. In Salo, right at the end when they do the outdoor torture courtyard, there's a shot where they hold a guy's head and mouth open and they do something nasty to his tongue, branding or cutting off or similar. It's a close-up like this, but not an extreme close-up. Same composition of shot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was my first thought too unfortunately

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MANGIA!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MANGIA!

      What a shitty movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was sly, in its way. I appreciate your work.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda funny how the ass blasted Pharoah was the real villan, he basically condemned the world to hell because his b***h left him. okay fine, have the guy killed or tortured, but really? Doom the entire planet? In the 2nd film it's implied imohtep doesn't even want to take over the world just wants to be with the girl, but because of the curse he has to and is bound by the gods to do it.
    Why would you risk that as the Pharoah? torture would have made the same point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the first movie he never really cares about anything but reviving his love. Nothing he does is malicious against anyone else, he just sees them as a means to an end.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick do you think hes gonna do after that? go live in the desert with his waifu for 50 years then just chill and do nothing with his godlike powers?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he would have retired to run a kebab shop while he lived in a cozy apartment with his queen-wife

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was pharaohs bodyguards who made the call. Pharaoh got wacked right away

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, I am a moron, he does kill the Pharoah. I gotta stop only watching movies and posting when I'm baked and druk.
        Still not a smart move by the guards. Guess they were pretty mad and made a big deal to overcompensate for their incompetence. Only to hands the ancestors who guard him be incompetent themselves. Should have known they sucked at their jobs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you risk that as the Pharoah?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's implied his dick didn't work as a sandskelly and if he was gonna resurrect aKNOCKOUTsunandmoon and get it wet, he needed to sort that out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Young me got quite excited at this scene but didn't understand why.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        me too bro then when i saw her again years later as marta 2 i was disappointed because she wasn't as hot as the OG marta

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the implication that she's naked and the "clothing" is only paint. you can't even see the pasties unless you look at production stills

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > official 1024x768 wallpaper
        Those were the days. Why don't we get official modern-sized (say, 3840x2160) wallpapers for movies anymore? Distributed as hq jpeg files that you can download on the movie's website. Same with screensavers.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >condemned to the worst death torture known to them
    >condemned to never enter the glorious afterlife they believed in
    >the only caveat is if someone is moronic enough to pick up the unique sacred book of evil and chants the revive the devil ritual, he'll be reborn with great magical powers
    >but pharaoh, what if that last part does happen? shouldn't we maybe destroy that book or at least scribble out the ritual?
    >oh come on zazupta, what are the odds?
    >yeah you're right lets frick him up lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pharaoh was that pissed someone would mess with his b***h. Imagine her having Imo's kid and you are blissfully unaware and choose him as next in line to the thrown and your line was forever cucked out of power. It's not only personal but a matter of practical statecraft to give him the worst punishment imaginable.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when The Rock's face was superimposed on The Scorpion King, lol. Now he's jobbing to The Codeman at Mania like a b***h. Back where he belongs, oppressed by the white man.

    If I was in ancient Egypt, this Pharaoh shit wouldn't have gone down like that. I woulda killed every brown male I saw with my machine gun and I'd take over, make all their women my slaves.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, invincibility kinda sucks if you're buried alive.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing she had her ancient Egyptian pasties on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > re-encodes a segment from a movie for Cinemaphile purposes
      > even trims a couple seconds where the camera lingers on the guard in the foreground
      > but doesn't trim the black bars

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Getting rid of the kino bars

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't there for kino. They are there for compatibility with 99.99% of hardware devices, and with DVD and Blu-ray specs (in case of physical releases).

          THE digital master of the film, as well as the copies projected at movie theaters, are in 2.40:1 or whatever aspect ratio the movie's in.

          The actual kino viewing experience isn't adding black bars to fit the movie on your weird-ass 16:9 TV screen - it's watching the frame on a corresponding wide screen in the first place. Framing matters. Ideally, there should be the rectangle of the frame and pitch black darkness extending in all directions around it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the gold guy doesn't turn his head
      this webm is wrong

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then you would accidentally jerk off to frames without a sexy half-naked woman and only with the half-naked bodyguard.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but he's literally me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Evie.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought a dude getting his tongue cut out was pretty tucked up at 8 years old

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's to stop me from getting my buddies together, them agreeing to get tortured to death, then me resurrecting them with godlike powers to take over the world?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey Frank do you have any weekend plans also what's your pain tolerance like

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