>noooo she can't be a scientist!

>noooo she can't be a scientist!
You do realise Bond girls are just there for eye candy with porno names.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dr christmas im boner

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats a lame last name

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should it be Dr Ramadan? or Dr Diwali instead?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And Dr. Vanessa Gaped is better? Frick off.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pornstars have less moronic names

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet the very same film has a great Bond girl in Elektra played by a beautiful but good actress with a compelling character and relationship with Bond.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So? There's always supposed to be two Bond girls in a movie. The babe that's hot but also le character and the one that's supposed to be a babe and fricking hot and that's it and it's a perfect formula, there's the good girl and the bad girl. Have you never watched a Bond movie before this one?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except Elektra's whole thing is turning the Bond girl aspect on its head as she's very much the main Bond girl, not just the supporting henchwoman as they've had sometimes, but turns out to be the villain. Christmas Jones basically exists entirely so Bond can have a Bond girl in the final scene to say a cheesy line to before the credits role. And if there was ever a Bond film to end with Bond alone instead, it was that one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spare me the gay nonsense. homosexuals like you are why we had 15 years of Craig. No one goes to watch movies for deep storytelling or other female-brained nonsense. They go to watch cool stuff and hot babes for 2 hours of escapism and move on. That's why Bond is so popular and despite Craig's best efforts, it will never die. I'm not saying you're wrong or that there's anything with some drama but for god's sake stop being such a raging homo.
          >Cheesy line
          Go back.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >RAAAAHH STOP SAYING WORDS, DON'T QUESTION THINGS JUST CONSUME THE BOND

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't answer what I stated in any way and more or less that's how it worked. You went there, had the time of your life and then walked out of the theatre. You're not any better than some mindless consumer for wanting your media of choice to be held up to some imaginary standard. Bond movies are great because they're purely popcorn cinema done to perfection. Nothing more than that. Those movies are more sincere than utter crap like Spectre.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The film is not improved by having Christmas Jones in it, in fact it's weakened. She's a crap and pointless character that detracts from the one meaningful twist on the Bond formula the film used. You're just covering your ears going ALALALALA.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >an absolute 10/10 female weakens my le film

                Please, man, stop digging your own grave here.. I appreciated just as much as you the twist on Bond finding a Tracy clone and falling in love and being vulnerable again only for her to be a demented mindbroken villains cumdumpster but I never once thought this 10/10 female was any kind of bother or detracted. I just don't think she takes away one bit from that plotline. If she were the one to kill Elektra, sure but that doesn't happen.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That wasnt my point at all. You are dumb af and prolly black, I'm finna leave right now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But that's exactly what you're fricking saying. Way to concede.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >JUST LOOK AT THE BIMBO DAMMIT, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
                She isn't even in the top ten for Bond girl looks.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, these are Bond movies. What the frick are you expecting? Get a grip. Elektra was eye candy too, the storyline was just window dressing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!! JUST CONSUME

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about "the same quality we had earlier in the same film?" Or the same quality we had in the previous film?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s so ironic how you’re this best supporter of these mythological ideologies of tough pure men making it all perfect by some system they work on and yet what you give away resembless a shill or a child. A shill is another thing but a person without no experience of this world shouting his chants for some team, that’s just moronetness and makes me hate the democracy (everyone can have a voice). Oh I get it, how funny. Time’s running out and now more than ever the focus should be pristine but no. The fricking shit storm tarnishes the vision

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All those words yet you said nothing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, and guess what? They talk that detail the most they frick or frick at all. You don’t know women because you have not been with them. They form this tight group together and help each others out, like when a woman in group of women tells that she fricked this guy and tries to describe it in full detail, she hopes for social capital other women would give her. Listen, most sex women have, it’s for other stuff than the sex part. And of course it has become more like that because men are mostly nowadays lusting for them, you know, ”coomers” and ”simps”. Most men talk about some ass and did they really get it? If you see some fine piece of ass walking down the street passing you or in the gym or in the internet, did you really got that fine mmmm mmmm piece of lady mmm ass? My hero got that fine piece, mmm! It’s a whole another thing when men really open up to other men how this pussy was like that when he really had it. It’s like a declaration of success: ”listen all, ’i’m the champ, i got some of that poontang last night.”
                For women when they speak it to their group, they do it for three reason: they want to help others to avoid the mate, possibly try him out or marking the man as their own (and on the side show who’s the alfa female).

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This. The controversy around her is easily one of the most insane things I've ever seen. It really showed how utterly fricking deranged and homosexual the culture was. Who fricking cares if she's supposed to be a nuclear scientist? Does Pierce Brosnan look like a Naval Commander? Piss off, gay lunatics.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds more like a nerd akshually thing than a normie thing but I don't really remember

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Case in point:

        Except Elektra's whole thing is turning the Bond girl aspect on its head as she's very much the main Bond girl, not just the supporting henchwoman as they've had sometimes, but turns out to be the villain. Christmas Jones basically exists entirely so Bond can have a Bond girl in the final scene to say a cheesy line to before the credits role. And if there was ever a Bond film to end with Bond alone instead, it was that one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was a kid at the time but I definitely remember the uproar was from the oprah audience of middle age housewives

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh ive got a present for her

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God she was so hot. Still would even though she's crazy

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They literally only needed one more joke about her name around halfway into it. Presents. Heavy sacks full of gifts. Anything.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's such a mindfrick going back to this movie
    in my conscience i don't love late 1990s and overall 1996-2001 era

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? They're the last time Western civilization was normal

      >STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!! JUST CONSUME

      You're the only one here who's being that absolute and not listening. I'm saying you're expecting something out of nothing and looking in the wrong place for it anyway. These movies were popcorn entertainment and not dramas. How much clearer can I fricking make that to you? So many alternatives for that stuff elsewhere. They freshened things up a bit but that's as far as they went. Don't look down a ditch for gold.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bond movies are grade A boomslop on par with Tulsa King or Yellowstone. By the way, you all work for me now.
    *Slips you a crisp Hamilton*
    Kick up your (You)s every week on Friday, do not make me come looking for you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's only true up to Licence to Kill. Brosnan era is millennials (though boomer friendly) and Craig is zoomerslop. I'm a zillenial but boomslop is my favourite kind of media, can't get enough of it. I like their sincerity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zillenial
        You are a mentally moronic homosexual.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree the complaint that a hot moron like denise richards cant play a scientist is missing the joke

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And? Sex is good. Have sex. If you're ugly, just find a fat ugly chick, pussy is pussy and she will want to frick you after a few dates if you have a job and shower. Why is everyone being such a b***h about sex these days.

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