This. It's just not the same without Jon Stewart, it was literally his show. Same can be said for fricking Colbert. Soulless slop served up nightly even though nothing fricking happens most days.
>even though nothing fricking happens most days >if the israeli leftist media machine doesn't report on it, then nothing's happening
this thread is nothing but bots
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
This is the dumbest fricking thing I’ve ever seen on this site. Annoying politics aside, Stephen Colbert is a naturally gifted comedian and miles funnier than Affirmative Action Trevor
Has to be one of the worst replacements in history. Going from one of the most shows in television to piece of shit no one watched. This homosexual's hiring was one of the most moronic and israelited decisions I've ever seen.
>Hey let's replace Lebowitz with some fricking homosexual halfrican with an accent that Americans have trouble deciphering... because nothing aids comedy like not being able to understand what the frick the comedian said...
The israeli c**ts who hired this homosexual are hilariously stupid.
Can't wait to see what israelite female abomination replaces him.
With his homosexualy South African accent there was always a slight delay to understanding the frick he said. Yes, you can understand him but there was a slight delay which absolutely killed his comedy or humor.
>”Hey you know what Americans find hilarious? When a foreigner comes to their country, lands a cushy job on diversity credit instead of actual talent, then proceeds to bash that country and its culture while doing obnoxiously bad imitations of their regional accents.” >You’re right! This can’t miss!
Zoomer homosexuals will laugh at this comment but it really is hard to understand JUST how powerful the Daily Show with JS was.
And it literally became culturally irrelevant overnight, the moment this fricking mutt took over.
People talk about GOT being the biggest slide into invisibility, it doesn’t have SHIT on this.
I never watched it, not even a clip on youtube. I got annoyed at the ads for it and articles about it and refused out of spite, lol. I'm even a libtard who probably would agree with some of it but it seemed like such pandering shit from the thumbnails.
>feel like I'm not only being insulted but also being lied to, because they really just want my clicks.
i feel all of this constantly but i never feel pandered to
The internet is full of stuff pandering to every conceivable opinion and people trying to make a buck off of selling it to you. Surely you've come across something targeted at you.
>talking with coworker >he mentions wanting to take his family to the Wisconsin Dells for vacation >start getting Wisconsin Dells waterpark ads on my Pandora stations, Facebook feed, etc >coworker speaks some Spanish to some siders and framers >Mexican ads start popping up on my Pandora/FB/etc >coworker mentions how much he likes Modelo >lo and behold, start getting Modelo ads on Pandora/FB/etc
Really thinking of downgrading back to a basic b***h flip phone or some shit. "Smart" tech is way too invasive.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Turn the shit off, you absolute moron. It can't spy on you unless you let it.
https://www.privacyguides.org/#what-should-i-do
2 years ago
Anonymous
Do you have an iPhone? Seems to be a thing with apple gays.
Not that anon but let's say I don't care for Barbara Streisand and I occasionally banter with my friends about how she's annoying and sucks. I see a video called "10 times Barbara Streisand was just THE WORST (you won't believe number 7)". This video attempting to pander to me as part of the "Barbara Streisand disliker" demographic, and maybe I've even watched a couple similar videos for a chuckle, but this one is exaggerated clickbait that isn't very informative and has a bunch of ads between the paragraphs. It's possible that both the creators and I could crack jokes about Streisand over a couple beers, I mean I still think she's lame and all, but they chose to make a lazy crap product that contains 10% genuine content and 90% ads, with the hope that my desire to have my opinions validated is enough to suck me in.
tl;dr the people kinda agree with you and are on "your side" but clearly don't think much of you
Whenever I saw a commercial for it, my only thought was, “If his comedy is like his commercials, this show has to suck total ass.” I love nothing more than laughter. How shitty a comedian do you have to be to have never once said anything in a thirty-second tv spot to elicit so much as a smile from a guy who loves to laugh?
>a guy who loves to laugh
People always put "he loved to laugh" in obituaries. Can you imagine what it would look like to see someone who HATES to laugh, laugh?
I’d rather see, “He hated to laugh” in an obit, then see video of the eulogy where a dude reminisces about the time he showed up at that guy’s house in a clown outfit and got chased off with a shotgun.
Going from Jon Stewart to Trevor Noah is one of the biggest downgrades in the TV history. Stewart was smart and funny. He tried to be balanced politically sometimes.
>Jon Stewart's Daily Show and The Colbert Report have been dead for years
I miss coming home for lunch in 2010 and watching episodes of good shit. TV fricking sucks ass nowadays.
Sort of ambivalent about him, he comes across as sort of smug and is unfunny, but at the same time he doesn’t make me want to kill myself the way watching Colbert does.
He's still probably the best opinion-man, at least he talks about topics pertaining to real issues. He's not a shill for the US government like Colbert.
Looks like a Carlson promo imitating the "Sabotage" video from the Beastie Boys, which I guess would be really insulting to the memory of the great late Adam Yauch.
100% this.
Stewart went on Carlson's show and absolutely demolished him.
That day Tucker Carlson learned that presentation, being funny and disingenuously holding others to standards to you don't follow is a significantly better debate tactic than arguments or questioning.
>Yes, we do both sit behind a desk and lend commentary on current geopolitical events Tucker, however I do it funny, therefore I am not beholden to journalism ethics and standards
Stewart was such a coward with that shit.
And then when the situation changes like with Alex Jones or the somehow considered a nazi Joe Rogan, lefty gays claim that the "I'm just a comedian" excuse is weak and dishonest
this is unironically true even if you seethe about it
"my enemy is moronic and i am funny" will always beat autistically reading out facts like a socially inept moron every time
I don't. Carlson has some based takes that are entertaining to watch and that's it. Also, the Kurt Einchewald interview was one of the best things I've ever seen.
>Stewart went on Carlson's show and absolutely demolished him.
was that when he patented his famous "but i am only....le comedian"? anytime he agreed to """"debate"""" anyone he would pull this spineless shit out and slink back
Yeah. And Carlson learned that pretty well. He even uses it legally
>Stewart went on Carlson's show and absolutely demolished him.
was that when he patented his famous "but i am only....le comedian"? anytime he agreed to """"debate"""" anyone he would pull this spineless shit out and slink back
tucker got so BTFO so hard that his show got pulled off the air and he has basically copied the daily show in response. he should honestly thank Jon for correcting his career and stopping him from wearing a fricking bowtie lmao
Just watched it, and I thought nobody won. Jon just called the hosts hacks and shat on the Bush administration, all while saying he's just a comedian to defend Tucker calling him a hypocrite.
Though, the fact that it led to modern Tucker means that Tucker seems to have won in the long term.
If Tucker had won, he wouldn’t be doing Stewart’s schtick from the other extreme. Both he and Hannity now hide behind the shield of being entertainers. The problem is they’re doing it on a network that calls itself “Fox News,” not “Comedy Central.”
You see, social and political commentary is an almost inherent part of comedy, because comedians talk and comment on things. It’s almost their whole gig - talking about things that bother them, anger them, or confuse them, and finding a way to put a funny spin on it. News is supposed to be facts, well-vetted information, with opinions relegated to clearly labeled Op-Ed segments. When you blur that line, you’ve strayed into the realm of propaganda. This is true of any news network and applies to all of them with varying degrees of adherence to any pretense of ethics and journalistic integrity.
And take note - Comedy Central never claimed to be a news network.
>If Tucker had won, he wouldn’t be doing Stewart’s schtick from the other extreme
As I said, Tucker didn't win the debate. He "won" in that he adapted very well because of it, and gained in the long run.
This picture is perfect. Jon's little smirk at winning with his own logic on someone else's turf and Tucker's mouth hanging open as he realizes it's a chess board and not checkers. He obviously wised up after this.
Those Osama Bin Laden in the cave videos this fricking homosexual would release during COVID while he was wearing the shitty comedian uniform of just a sweatshirt and trying to look casual while lecturing the audience about woke homosexual bullshit might be the most cringe thing I've ever seen.
I still have no idea why they picked this dude in the first place. He's not funny and has no charisma. I'm sure the show's ratings plummeted after he took over.
agree, people who have to use slurs and punch down to be funny are not comedians. figures the chuds on Cinemaphile would like this type of hatespeech comedy
Who cares? Didn't watch it when it was John Stewart. Didn't watch it when it was this guy. Political "comedy" is absolutely garbage and there is not a single example of a genuinely funny joke to ever come from it.
I don't think it will go over well here, but the only thing from the Daily Show that I think about and smirk sometimes is the line "it's becoming clear that the facts in the case of Iraq have an anti-U.S. agenda".
They could pick someone not particularly political who can make fun of both sides of the aisle?
Just kidding. Obviously it's going to be a mega leftie.
Didn't they cancel Colbert's show completely? I thought that was a new show.
This happened so long ago and it's been so irrelevant for years I don't remember.
im angry thinking about this. i fricking hated that show so god damn much. it was mtv level moronatio and he kept acting like i was a racist for thinking that.
>In America, women go to the bathroom in groups, but in Scotland, our women jump into hot air baloons with a bag of pickles, isn't that right, singing skeleton?
The only reason Ferguson is remembered somehow fondly is because nobody ever watched him to begin with.
No, he’s remembered fondly for his warmth, sincerity, hosting skills, and his top-notch sense of humor. He was a gift and it was a privilege to end my workdays with him.
No, he was great. He was genuinely great. Like 90's Conan if he never went to shit. Ferguson was funny and charming. I liked when he flirted with the female guests, because it wasn't the "Ugh, oh god I'm so awkward and don't know how to talk to girls" schtick of so many of the betas, a lot of his guests seemed pretty interested in what he was dangling out there.
Conan's constant self deprecation became stale quick. Like a tall, smart and funny guy like him with a full head of hair had any problems getting women.
Say what you want about Trump but damn he's a gold mine. Those talkshow hosts got their golden goose and the moment he's not around, no one cares about them anymore.
snl has a legit non binary cast member now and i'm praying for an its pat episode. especially if they try to make it pc either way will be fricking hysterical.
>Okay... um... ah... so, it says here that Joe Biden... wait, who is Joe Biden? President? President of what? Oh. Oh. Okay. Well, it says here that this Joe Biden fella...
>Huricane Ian? Ian? Huhuh... That's not a threatening name! IT - IS - NOT... a THREATENING name! Huhuh... Just call it "Tyrone" or something! Am I right? Am I right? Huhuh!
>And this thing... the "Nord Stream" I think it's called... it's, like... Ejaculating all over the ocean and- oh, no. Oh, no. What did I just say?
>Huricane Ian? Ian? Huhuh... That's not a threatening name! IT - IS - NOT... a THREATENING name! Huhuh... Just call it "Tyrone" or something! Am I right? Am I right? Huhuh!
Literally will never understand how this guy got his own show, I mean it’s fox but it’s seriously the most unfunny cringe boomer tier garbage I’ve had the pleasure of witnessing
Because he used to host RedEye on FOX, like 1am or 2am, I can't remember, and it was a good show. They wanted to compete with late night, and he was the only real option. The new show is just RedEye v2.0, but less funny, and sanitized for a PG/Christian/Boomer audience. Better than the rest of late night though.
My theory: The next host was always going to be black. No ifs ands or buts about it. TDS hired Michael Che as a correspondent briefly in one of Jon's last seasons, maybe second to last or the final one. He did really really well and then eventually SNL tapped him and he left. Now he's doing Weekend Update every week with the same skillset he used then.
He was supposed to be the new host but maybe didn't realize it yet. This way, the audience gets someone they've grown familiar with over his time as a correspondent, but still from a different demographic (without it being someone stale like Larry Wilmore). Jon's from Jersey but has lived in NYC most of his life, Che's from NYC. They are different men but from similar enough places that the show's identity wouldn't have changed too much. Instead, Che leaves, Viacom and TDS have to scramble but they can't back down from from the race swap in current year, it would be an internal disaster.
So they find this random with a CC Presents special under his belt and give him the show. What once was a half hour of an American comic from America talking to his fellow Americans about how ridiculous America can be, became a half hour of a foreigner talking down to them. No one wants to fricking watch that.
should've been mercy killed in the pandemic. the commercials for it alone made me cringe, and those were just the clips the producers thought were actually good. can't imagine what actually sitting through a full episode would be like
i watched a few eps right after he took over and didn't think he was that bad, just putting on his best jon stewart impression. i don't know where exactly it went off the rails but i tried watching it again a few months ago and I couldn't make it to the first commercial break. part of that is just from the cultural shift and him pandering to the most annoying groups, but there was other shit too like he had a music a la paul schaeffer and he wore a hoodie instead of a suit and sat on a stool like he was gonna do stand up instead of behind a desk. dunno what the frick happened but he never should've made it seven whole years in that show
i don't really give a shit about the Daily Show but goddam I miss the Colbert Report. I loved The Late Show with Letterman back in the day, if you'd told me 15 years ago that Colbert would take over for him I'd have cum in my pants. Such a fricking shame
I guess they finally realized their propaganda doesn't work if their mouthpiece isn't funny and no one's watching. Stewart said a lot of shit I disagreed with and was often an butthole, but the guy can tell a fricking joke. This guy, even though I never liked him every time I saw him I'd find myself doing the confused dog expression and making excuses for why his delivery and punchlines were such utter shit. "Maybe it's just a cultural barrier? Maybe my ear just perceives it as awful because of his accent and cadence..?"
Colbert is an absolute miserable piece of shit and these days I can't even stand watching him, but there was a time when the man was really damned funny. Before he became so spiteful.
This is pretty much exactly how I feel. Noah just isn’t funny, whereas Stewart and Colbert at least have comedic talent I can recognize and appreciate.
>Adam Connover
Always knew he was a tremendous gay.
But I was really impressed by appearance on Joe Rogan.
Imagine being such a moron that Jow Rogan looks smarter next to you.
John Oliver looks like a caricature of an ugly British man. Like if you saw him in a movie and didn't know who he was you would think that it's just some American in heavy make-up and prosthetics doing a bad British accent.
Trevor Noah was never funny and he had big boots to fill, which he didn't. He was insufferably far-left and woke, at least Jon Stewart occasionally skewered the Democrats and CNN.
I remember how Noah had a passionate monologue about Rayshard Brooks shooting. He shut up immediately when it became clear that the shooting was 100% justified.
i remeber in the 2000s when right wingers were the moral police and liberals were the cool kid in class i would wake up in the mornings to watch re runs of the jon stewart daily show and eat breakfast.
now im old, and liberals went full moron, and its obvious the show is just a showcase for neoliberal talking points. I of course never watched it when they put the nig in charge
>oliver's segments seem to do far better on israelitetube
probably because his bullshit gets glued to the frontpage, on top of being forced into people's recommendations even if you only watch cooking videos
>Heh, look, current year man has no fans. >>NU-UH THEY'RE JUST ALL ON YOUTUBE!! >YouTube is artificially inflating his numbers >>WELL NO ONE MADE YOU WATCH HIM!
Jon, shouldn't you be working on your next segment about how Trump personally sabotaged the nordstream pipes on Russia's behalf?
People shit on him but i genuinely can't think of anyone else at that point who had the humor and wit to take over his show. Jon Stewart was declining by that point and the fact his new show sucks shows he couldn't have it kept going
Steven Colbert is painfully unfunny as anything other then a conservative parody and less funny then Noah, Jimmy isn't funny at all and Oliver's show isn't the same type of show his was to begin with. There was no one to replace the guy that could have made anyone happy
It must have been the crowd of New Yorkers that filled his audience every week.
Seriously even for a town that large I can't imagine it wasn't the same audience members every week.
i often watched stewart. and colbert then. non united-staters, i liked how they called out people obviously doing deceitful shit in politics and explaining how the system works too, like the time they explained superPAC n shit. somehow that formula hit a wall... i guess it's when obama got elected, they couldn't quite bite as hard since they are libs but they did called a lot of shit they did, its not like they were 100% biased like pol-type tend to say. what happened, i guess people got disafrenchised of the democrat potential since obama didn't changed much of anything even for poor blacks... and its not possible to have an actual leftist big show like that, who are very critical of the system. i doubt this show will live much longer even with a new guy.
what happened was the 2016 election where they tried to make everything political so a show like this didnt matter anymore
people didnt want to watch a comedy news show because every news show became like that and even normies got fed up and stopped watching
Nobody. They’ll just film a half-hour of an empty chair, cutting away to clips without any setup or context, then cut back to silence, the empty chair, and a politely laughing audience.
They will call it “The Daily Show without Trevor Noah.”
Well that was a waste of everyone's time.
Haha this
I didn't even realize it had been 7 years
kek. he got fired. I'm sure the 5-6 people that still watch are absolutely devastated
>fire
>FIRE
What makes you think he was fired.
What do you think he was fired FOR?
Lack of viewership, goodgoy bucks only go so far
The millions of bots that keep giving him all the traffic will miss him. But if he can't influence actual humans then there is no point.
This. It's just not the same without Jon Stewart, it was literally his show. Same can be said for fricking Colbert. Soulless slop served up nightly even though nothing fricking happens most days.
It was and will always be Kilborn’s show
>having ever liked or watched such shit
>thinks himself a chad for being an npc
Lmao@ your existence
>even though nothing fricking happens most days
>if the israeli leftist media machine doesn't report on it, then nothing's happening
this thread is nothing but bots
7 years. how the frick did he keep it so long?
He got 2 for free because they wouldn't bother finding a new host during muh pandemic.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Black privilege
*Coloured privilege
They were too embarrassed to admit they hired someone shit
seemed longer. He's still better than Colbert
that's like saying a solid turd is better than liquid diarrhea
I mean a slid turd is easier to wipe after, but both are still shit
Colbert was funny before he sold his soul
This is the dumbest fricking thing I’ve ever seen on this site. Annoying politics aside, Stephen Colbert is a naturally gifted comedian and miles funnier than Affirmative Action Trevor
the only thing worse than noah is a dishonest chud
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Has to be one of the worst replacements in history. Going from one of the most shows in television to piece of shit no one watched. This homosexual's hiring was one of the most moronic and israelited decisions I've ever seen.
>Hey let's replace Lebowitz with some fricking homosexual halfrican with an accent that Americans have trouble deciphering... because nothing aids comedy like not being able to understand what the frick the comedian said...
The israeli c**ts who hired this homosexual are hilariously stupid.
Can't wait to see what israelite female abomination replaces him.
he was easy to understand you moron
With his homosexualy South African accent there was always a slight delay to understanding the frick he said. Yes, you can understand him but there was a slight delay which absolutely killed his comedy or humor.
Also get cancer and die, homosexual.
He's incoherent, get your ears checked.
>can’t understand someone with a simple accent
>tells others to get their ears checked
>Going from one of the most shows in television
It truly was.
Let’s not forget:
>”Hey you know what Americans find hilarious? When a foreigner comes to their country, lands a cushy job on diversity credit instead of actual talent, then proceeds to bash that country and its culture while doing obnoxiously bad imitations of their regional accents.”
>You’re right! This can’t miss!
John Oliver
I can’t recall a single clip of Oliver trying(and abysmally failing) to affect a redneck accent.
This exchange - funnier than anything in Noah’s 7-year tenure on “The Daily Show.”
funnier than the daily show
Its going to be an Asian lesbian next or some shit
they tried the mystery meat lesbian with typically disastrous results
it's going to be Samantha Bee
>already had a show beloved by the woke mob
>gets the bump of being a tds alumnus
Why are Americans incapable of understanding any accent that is different to their moronic hillbilly dialect?
because we just do not care about your dumb shit, now frick off
His replacement will coincide with a new us executive office and they will finally have a vehicle for Kamala Harris with The nuDaily Show.
Y'all homies get mad this but not Seth Meyers taking over Late Night. Who the FRICK watches that?
Zoomer homosexuals will laugh at this comment but it really is hard to understand JUST how powerful the Daily Show with JS was.
And it literally became culturally irrelevant overnight, the moment this fricking mutt took over.
People talk about GOT being the biggest slide into invisibility, it doesn’t have SHIT on this.
reminder he's half israeli
jews count as white in america anyway
Yeah, it'll be an overweight israeli woman or some brown woman. Just wait.
Who gives a shit
I never watched it, not even a clip on youtube. I got annoyed at the ads for it and articles about it and refused out of spite, lol. I'm even a libtard who probably would agree with some of it but it seemed like such pandering shit from the thumbnails.
what does it feel like to be pandered to?
I'm very cynical so I feel like I'm not only being insulted but also being lied to, because they really just want my clicks.
>feel like I'm not only being insulted but also being lied to, because they really just want my clicks.
i feel all of this constantly but i never feel pandered to
The internet is full of stuff pandering to every conceivable opinion and people trying to make a buck off of selling it to you. Surely you've come across something targeted at you.
>talking with coworker
>he mentions wanting to take his family to the Wisconsin Dells for vacation
>start getting Wisconsin Dells waterpark ads on my Pandora stations, Facebook feed, etc
>coworker speaks some Spanish to some siders and framers
>Mexican ads start popping up on my Pandora/FB/etc
>coworker mentions how much he likes Modelo
>lo and behold, start getting Modelo ads on Pandora/FB/etc
Really thinking of downgrading back to a basic b***h flip phone or some shit. "Smart" tech is way too invasive.
Turn the shit off, you absolute moron. It can't spy on you unless you let it.
https://www.privacyguides.org/#what-should-i-do
Do you have an iPhone? Seems to be a thing with apple gays.
but why would you feel pandered to by the same people that you feel are insulting you and lying? there shouldn't be overlap in that venn diagram
Not that anon but let's say I don't care for Barbara Streisand and I occasionally banter with my friends about how she's annoying and sucks. I see a video called "10 times Barbara Streisand was just THE WORST (you won't believe number 7)". This video attempting to pander to me as part of the "Barbara Streisand disliker" demographic, and maybe I've even watched a couple similar videos for a chuckle, but this one is exaggerated clickbait that isn't very informative and has a bunch of ads between the paragraphs. It's possible that both the creators and I could crack jokes about Streisand over a couple beers, I mean I still think she's lame and all, but they chose to make a lazy crap product that contains 10% genuine content and 90% ads, with the hope that my desire to have my opinions validated is enough to suck me in.
tl;dr the people kinda agree with you and are on "your side" but clearly don't think much of you
>i'm just a moronic animal who is driven by emotions
yes, bolshie
Whenever I saw a commercial for it, my only thought was, “If his comedy is like his commercials, this show has to suck total ass.” I love nothing more than laughter. How shitty a comedian do you have to be to have never once said anything in a thirty-second tv spot to elicit so much as a smile from a guy who loves to laugh?
>a guy who loves to laugh
People always put "he loved to laugh" in obituaries. Can you imagine what it would look like to see someone who HATES to laugh, laugh?
I’d rather see, “He hated to laugh” in an obit, then see video of the eulogy where a dude reminisces about the time he showed up at that guy’s house in a clown outfit and got chased off with a shotgun.
Going from Jon Stewart to Trevor Noah is one of the biggest downgrades in the TV history. Stewart was smart and funny. He tried to be balanced politically sometimes.
>What?????
And also, who?????
Who was the other black guy with the worse show?
bill cosby
The nightly show with Larry Wilmore
Frick. I remember that. It was so awful to watch.
Charlemagne
The Nightly Buck With Tariq Nasheed
this was so fricking awful i had blocked it from memory
Late Nig with Chuck Sneederman
That one show that made fun of bill nye,l
Arsenio Hall
You shit your prostitute mouth. Arsenio Hall is a national treasure.
Fricking A.
Eric Andre?
Oh cool, maybe I'll start watching it again.
LOL HE HAS VAIDS FRICKING LOOK AT HIM
YOU GET WHAT YOU FRICKING DESERVE DEMON wienerSUCKER
>Jon Stewart's Daily Show and The Colbert Report have been dead for years
I miss coming home for lunch in 2010 and watching episodes of good shit. TV fricking sucks ass nowadays.
tv is based, frick off leave, homosexual redditor
nah dude TV is awful, there’s a reason it’s called The Electric israelite
You're on the wrong board
Frick off, israelite lover
>The Yidly Show
>good shit
Jon, go back to grifting 9/11 first responders.
Sort of ambivalent about him, he comes across as sort of smug and is unfunny, but at the same time he doesn’t make me want to kill myself the way watching Colbert does.
ironically trevor noah would make a good tonight show host.
If you're moronic.
OH NO LE FUNNY ACCENT BLACK MAN GOT FIRED
And now he gets to pork Dual Lipa … not fair
Any1 else ship lipa X noah?
Shit is fantastic for the culture although she’s 27 he’s 38 so kinda sus
Dua Lipa is a man.
BBC OWNED
lmao not for long
he called her crying pronablu olo
Is that not an accurate photo or does she always look like a 40-year-old Puerto Rican gay man?
She looks like Mallory from sliders.
Jon Stewart leaving right before 2016 was the greatest missed kino of the past decade.
his new show its pretty pozzed, I did like his wuhan lab rant on colbert tho
He's still probably the best opinion-man, at least he talks about topics pertaining to real issues. He's not a shill for the US government like Colbert.
Frick Stewart.
''White People - The Problem with Jon Stewart Episode 8''
All you need to know, it's a shame too, he used to be good.
You’re fricking A right.
>I am the monster you created
what the frick is this from?
Looks like a Carlson promo imitating the "Sabotage" video from the Beastie Boys, which I guess would be really insulting to the memory of the great late Adam Yauch.
>~~*beastie boys*~~
Literally frick off, hebe lover
>imitating the "Sabotage" video from the Beastie Boys
no both things are drawing off 70s & 80s cop shows. the beastie boys didn't invent TJ Hooker
100% this.
Stewart went on Carlson's show and absolutely demolished him.
That day Tucker Carlson learned that presentation, being funny and disingenuously holding others to standards to you don't follow is a significantly better debate tactic than arguments or questioning.
Makes sense Carlson has a comedic side now.
>Yes, we do both sit behind a desk and lend commentary on current geopolitical events Tucker, however I do it funny, therefore I am not beholden to journalism ethics and standards
Don't forget they are journalists when it comes to award time
John Oliver won a Pulitzer, just don't fact check his segments
i dont abstain from porn but i want it heavily regulated and shit like onlyprostitutes shut down.
i want it off searches etc
Stewart was such a coward with that shit.
And then when the situation changes like with Alex Jones or the somehow considered a nazi Joe Rogan, lefty gays claim that the "I'm just a comedian" excuse is weak and dishonest
>I want my political views taken seriously
>but also, I'm a comedian, so you have to hold me to a lower standard
Gradually, I began to hate them.
this is unironically true even if you seethe about it
"my enemy is moronic and i am funny" will always beat autistically reading out facts like a socially inept moron every time
Carlson shills literal Russian propaganda he's an absolute moron. why would you listen to any of these clowns
I don't. Carlson has some based takes that are entertaining to watch and that's it. Also, the Kurt Einchewald interview was one of the best things I've ever seen.
Yeah. And Carlson learned that pretty well. He even uses it legally
>Carlson shills literal Russian propaganda he's an absolute moron. why would you listen to any of these clowns
>Carlson shills literal Russian propaganda he's an absolute moron. why would you listen to any of these clowns
>propaganda
the ironing
>His show is bigoted propaganda!
>How do you know? Have you watched it?
>NO, of course not! I would never watch such filth!
>Stewart went on Carlson's show and absolutely demolished him.
was that when he patented his famous "but i am only....le comedian"? anytime he agreed to """"debate"""" anyone he would pull this spineless shit out and slink back
Colbert is boomer reddit
You can't cuck the Tuck now, he took the israelite magic and made it his own.
>Look at me, Liebowitz, I am the daily show now
>Tucker gets a zenkai boost from getting rekt and becomes the most watched TV show
what a inspiring story
nah you people would fricking hate him by now same with colbert.
>we missed out on another drumph moron
oh no. that sucks.
Watch "The Problem With Jon Stewart". There you you go, that's your show.
Only if we got Bush era Jon, who wasn't really there near the end of the show.
And today Jon israeliteart is a nobody and Tucker Carlson is the biggest newsman in the world.
The myth that Jon won that debate shall come to an end
Jon was a good catalyst, imagine if Tucker was still on Crossfire today. Now he's the star and Jon is on Apple TV+.
The debate was secondary to the argument. He won the argument through sheer force of self belief and energy, as men should.
The myth shall come to an end, Mr. Leibowitz
tucker got so BTFO so hard that his show got pulled off the air and he has basically copied the daily show in response. he should honestly thank Jon for correcting his career and stopping him from wearing a fricking bowtie lmao
Jon was the "cool guy", therefore "he won". That's just how the world works. And no, incel, there's nothing you can do about it.
Just watched it, and I thought nobody won. Jon just called the hosts hacks and shat on the Bush administration, all while saying he's just a comedian to defend Tucker calling him a hypocrite.
Though, the fact that it led to modern Tucker means that Tucker seems to have won in the long term.
If Tucker had won, he wouldn’t be doing Stewart’s schtick from the other extreme. Both he and Hannity now hide behind the shield of being entertainers. The problem is they’re doing it on a network that calls itself “Fox News,” not “Comedy Central.”
You see, social and political commentary is an almost inherent part of comedy, because comedians talk and comment on things. It’s almost their whole gig - talking about things that bother them, anger them, or confuse them, and finding a way to put a funny spin on it. News is supposed to be facts, well-vetted information, with opinions relegated to clearly labeled Op-Ed segments. When you blur that line, you’ve strayed into the realm of propaganda. This is true of any news network and applies to all of them with varying degrees of adherence to any pretense of ethics and journalistic integrity.
And take note - Comedy Central never claimed to be a news network.
>If Tucker had won, he wouldn’t be doing Stewart’s schtick from the other extreme
As I said, Tucker didn't win the debate. He "won" in that he adapted very well because of it, and gained in the long run.
This picture is perfect. Jon's little smirk at winning with his own logic on someone else's turf and Tucker's mouth hanging open as he realizes it's a chess board and not checkers. He obviously wised up after this.
>first rodeo, goy?
>nani?
N
Good riddance. Unfunny, annoying accent, black hole of charisma
I agree. John Oliver is annoying
>John Oliver
Great job on Community, though.
before the dark times
Literally who?
Numbers must be in the absolute shitter with no Drumpf to feed the bots every night.
Tick tock Colbert. You're next you fricking worthless hack. Hate that lil homie like you wouldn't believe.
John Oliver is going to come out as a troony and replace him as Jasmine Oliver.
7 years too long. My God, it's almost impressive they kept it going almost as long as good Two and a Half Men with absolutely no one watching.
Those Osama Bin Laden in the cave videos this fricking homosexual would release during COVID while he was wearing the shitty comedian uniform of just a sweatshirt and trying to look casual while lecturing the audience about woke homosexual bullshit might be the most cringe thing I've ever seen.
i liked when he said he doesn't want to be funny
I still have no idea why they picked this dude in the first place. He's not funny and has no charisma. I'm sure the show's ratings plummeted after he took over.
soon
talk about pandering
This guy has never made me laugh once. Once. He’s been coasting on being fired from snl for years. He’s just not funny at all.
>He’s been coasting on being fired from snl for years
Fricking hell, I had to look it up, I thought that happened last year not fricking 2019
your time is what the chinese took from you
His stand up special in Austin was funny
His skits are meh
agree, people who have to use slurs and punch down to be funny are not comedians. figures the chuds on Cinemaphile would like this type of hatespeech comedy
Look up his stand up special on youtube; I watched it last night and it's great.
watched this morons podcast when the cum boys were on. he seemed so insecure and unfunny
weirdly his standup is pretty good
Why would he, he's currently getting filthy rich with all the creative freedom in the world
Would be a worse career move than SNL.
Who cares? Didn't watch it when it was John Stewart. Didn't watch it when it was this guy. Political "comedy" is absolutely garbage and there is not a single example of a genuinely funny joke to ever come from it.
I don't think it will go over well here, but the only thing from the Daily Show that I think about and smirk sometimes is the line "it's becoming clear that the facts in the case of Iraq have an anti-U.S. agenda".
This shit will never stop being funny. If you know, you know.
Such a non-entity I can't even think of a time he's offended me!
nothing holding him back now
rise black kang
>told his audience.
I thought he didn't have an audience because they couldn't even give away tickets for free.
>they couldn't even give away tickets for free.
kek qrd?
Should have been about 6 years ago.
They're finally shipping that ape back to the jungle.
They could pick someone not particularly political who can make fun of both sides of the aisle?
Just kidding. Obviously it's going to be a mega leftie.
wont they just cancel it?
yeah, it's in deep doo-doo
The ratings took a 50% hit when he took over and never recovered.
Checked.
He never filled John Stewart's shoes and he killed the show.
I didn't even know The Daily Show was still on the air.
Remember when they replaced BOTH Stewart and Colbert with black guys?
>Remember when they replaced BOTH Stewart and Colbert with black guys?
No. Who's the black guy replacing Colbert.
Didn't they cancel Colbert's show completely? I thought that was a new show.
This happened so long ago and it's been so irrelevant for years I don't remember.
Colbert Report ended December 2014. Nightly Show started January 2015, and took Colbert's spot.
Right, but not his show.
Also Colbert was fricking hilarious.
I don't think he replaced Colbert. I think both of their shows existed at the same time.
>race changes based on how strong the florescent lighting is
neat
im angry thinking about this. i fricking hated that show so god damn much. it was mtv level moronatio and he kept acting like i was a racist for thinking that.
>daily show
>never watched it once
hmm
Bring him back.
>In America, women go to the bathroom in groups, but in Scotland, our women jump into hot air baloons with a bag of pickles, isn't that right, singing skeleton?
The only reason Ferguson is remembered somehow fondly is because nobody ever watched him to begin with.
What about that statement is disagreeable?
No, he’s remembered fondly for his warmth, sincerity, hosting skills, and his top-notch sense of humor. He was a gift and it was a privilege to end my workdays with him.
>based Ferg appreciator
Ferguson! I need you to write many jokes to offend as many as possible...without offending them.
DAFFY DOOK.
And yes, he DID tie the dog to the top of the car, and I have no idea what kind of dog that is. How the hell would I know that?
craig was great
No, he was great. He was genuinely great. Like 90's Conan if he never went to shit. Ferguson was funny and charming. I liked when he flirted with the female guests, because it wasn't the "Ugh, oh god I'm so awkward and don't know how to talk to girls" schtick of so many of the betas, a lot of his guests seemed pretty interested in what he was dangling out there.
Conan's constant self deprecation became stale quick. Like a tall, smart and funny guy like him with a full head of hair had any problems getting women.
What a complete fricking Chad. Craig made me want to *be* him.
Funnier for twelve minutes than Noah managed for seven years. WAY funnier.
OH GOD, PLEEEEEEEEEASE.
He would’ve kept his job if trump is still president
Say what you want about Trump but damn he's a gold mine. Those talkshow hosts got their golden goose and the moment he's not around, no one cares about them anymore.
>7 years
Jesus it’s been that long? I thought it has only been a couple years. This guy was so irrelevant he’s been running on simpsons time
Which fat nonbinary white woman will they replace him with?
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Is that "Pat" the androgenous SNL character, they made a movie after?
Tell us, anon. What do we know to be true.
snl has a legit non binary cast member now and i'm praying for an its pat episode. especially if they try to make it pc either way will be fricking hysterical.
she would be desperate enough to take a show on comedy central but they would be fools to bankroll it
Who honestly watches "Late Shows" anymore? Or is it just wine aunts and leftist boomers?
I'm pretty sure late shows get most their audience from Youtube's trending tab now.
That nappy-headed Black person is gay, but that's not why he was fired.
>t. gay black transwoman
>Trevor Noah leaving the Daily Show with Trevor Noah
HOW MANY TREVOR NOAHS ARE THERE?!
I can't believe I laughed at this.
Sort of sounds like a Daily Show joke, not gonna ngl
Also funnier than anything Trevor Noah(s) ever said.
I unironically watch Last Week Tonight to stay up to date with liberal media.
The show would be good is if it wasn't for the obviously Democrat mandate pieces
The WWE episode was great
wow it's been 7 years since I stopped watching the daily show.
your all fricking racists
ayo frick wypipo frfr
learn to properly use abbreviations you illiterate dungheap
>you are = you're
Thanks.
Yes. And?
you're
is he going to frick off back to his own country?
Let's be honest did anyone ever actually care about this dude?
>Okay... um... ah... so, it says here that Joe Biden... wait, who is Joe Biden? President? President of what? Oh. Oh. Okay. Well, it says here that this Joe Biden fella...
More
> German scientists have demonstrated that burning coal can can harm the environment. Fair enough. Use a israelite.
>Huricane Ian? Ian? Huhuh... That's not a threatening name! IT - IS - NOT... a THREATENING name! Huhuh... Just call it "Tyrone" or something! Am I right? Am I right? Huhuh!
mfw
Literally will never understand how this guy got his own show, I mean it’s fox but it’s seriously the most unfunny cringe boomer tier garbage I’ve had the pleasure of witnessing
Because he used to host RedEye on FOX, like 1am or 2am, I can't remember, and it was a good show. They wanted to compete with late night, and he was the only real option. The new show is just RedEye v2.0, but less funny, and sanitized for a PG/Christian/Boomer audience. Better than the rest of late night though.
i have no clue how this guy got popular when his humor is basically just boomer cringe kino
Every late night show is just clip farms that studios pay Google to put on the front page of Youtube.
>And this thing... the "Nord Stream" I think it's called... it's, like... Ejaculating all over the ocean and- oh, no. Oh, no. What did I just say?
>doesn't mention the interracial breeding grounds once
Bad impression
hating on louis this badly
I'm still mad the cia killed Trevor Moore and not Trevor Black person.
I wish we could trade in all these horrible news-as-comedy frickwits to get him back, bros
>Lionizing the same ded comedians you've never watched a whole hour of.
Yep, that's my good old Cinemaphile
you're the guy that should have been fired 20 years ago but the union protects.
Speak for yourself, fgt. Norm was a fricking legend.
Lionize my fat hog, you bad taste mong.
Oh God, me too.
lmao send this homosexual back to south africa where he can get raped by bantus
I guess 7 years is the mandatory minimum before you can fire a Black person for being terrible at his job without invoking the Twitter mob.
Elliot Kalan was the rightful choice to take over back then.
Sadly, we don't live in that universe.
Right choice to send to the ovens huhuhu
My theory: The next host was always going to be black. No ifs ands or buts about it. TDS hired Michael Che as a correspondent briefly in one of Jon's last seasons, maybe second to last or the final one. He did really really well and then eventually SNL tapped him and he left. Now he's doing Weekend Update every week with the same skillset he used then.
He was supposed to be the new host but maybe didn't realize it yet. This way, the audience gets someone they've grown familiar with over his time as a correspondent, but still from a different demographic (without it being someone stale like Larry Wilmore). Jon's from Jersey but has lived in NYC most of his life, Che's from NYC. They are different men but from similar enough places that the show's identity wouldn't have changed too much. Instead, Che leaves, Viacom and TDS have to scramble but they can't back down from from the race swap in current year, it would be an internal disaster.
So they find this random with a CC Presents special under his belt and give him the show. What once was a half hour of an American comic from America talking to his fellow Americans about how ridiculous America can be, became a half hour of a foreigner talking down to them. No one wants to fricking watch that.
That’s pretty damned sound reasoning.
I nominate Tim Dillon as the new host of the Daily Show.
Unironically a good choice
I guess they'll have to change the name.
Who will be the next John Daly?
the daily show without trevor noah
can this be?
>seven years
well i'll give him credit, didn't think he'd make it nearly this long before getting canned
should've been mercy killed in the pandemic. the commercials for it alone made me cringe, and those were just the clips the producers thought were actually good. can't imagine what actually sitting through a full episode would be like
i watched a few eps right after he took over and didn't think he was that bad, just putting on his best jon stewart impression. i don't know where exactly it went off the rails but i tried watching it again a few months ago and I couldn't make it to the first commercial break. part of that is just from the cultural shift and him pandering to the most annoying groups, but there was other shit too like he had a music a la paul schaeffer and he wore a hoodie instead of a suit and sat on a stool like he was gonna do stand up instead of behind a desk. dunno what the frick happened but he never should've made it seven whole years in that show
i don't really give a shit about the Daily Show but goddam I miss the Colbert Report. I loved The Late Show with Letterman back in the day, if you'd told me 15 years ago that Colbert would take over for him I'd have cum in my pants. Such a fricking shame
Colbert’s Late Show is just a drier version of The Colbert Report. He’s making fun of Democrats and they don’t even notice.
KWAB
Finally. That homosexual was the unfunniest shit ever and his gay ass South African colonization baby accent was annoying.
That's a bummer. Ih well, we still got Cordon.
glad they finally cancelled that sexist, racist bigot
Jesus, it's already been 7 years?
Will this cause controversy? Well, that's for Trevor Noah's fan to decide!
good riddance
I guess they finally realized their propaganda doesn't work if their mouthpiece isn't funny and no one's watching. Stewart said a lot of shit I disagreed with and was often an butthole, but the guy can tell a fricking joke. This guy, even though I never liked him every time I saw him I'd find myself doing the confused dog expression and making excuses for why his delivery and punchlines were such utter shit. "Maybe it's just a cultural barrier? Maybe my ear just perceives it as awful because of his accent and cadence..?"
Colbert is an absolute miserable piece of shit and these days I can't even stand watching him, but there was a time when the man was really damned funny. Before he became so spiteful.
This is pretty much exactly how I feel. Noah just isn’t funny, whereas Stewart and Colbert at least have comedic talent I can recognize and appreciate.
Get fricked.
five down
six more to go
these rats, these israelite parasites will all fall.
Current Year Man will outlive all of them.
Add Samantha Bee just so you can ex her out. Oh, and Adam Connover, his show got cancelled too.
>Adam Connover
Always knew he was a tremendous gay.
But I was really impressed by appearance on Joe Rogan.
Imagine being such a moron that Jow Rogan looks smarter next to you.
John Oliver looks like a caricature of an ugly British man. Like if you saw him in a movie and didn't know who he was you would think that it's just some American in heavy make-up and prosthetics doing a bad British accent.
Kemmel and Maher will outlive all of them
I'm genuinely surprised Current Year Man is still doing well
Trevor Noah was never funny and he had big boots to fill, which he didn't. He was insufferably far-left and woke, at least Jon Stewart occasionally skewered the Democrats and CNN.
I remember how Noah had a passionate monologue about Rayshard Brooks shooting. He shut up immediately when it became clear that the shooting was 100% justified.
i remeber in the 2000s when right wingers were the moral police and liberals were the cool kid in class i would wake up in the mornings to watch re runs of the jon stewart daily show and eat breakfast.
now im old, and liberals went full moron, and its obvious the show is just a showcase for neoliberal talking points. I of course never watched it when they put the nig in charge
Oh no! Anyway.....
How has Oliver not been fired? His ratings are half what Corden's were, and even for HBO Maher doubles him.
he gets lots of international online views and press coverage, plus his show is cheap.
2 million viewers. These numbers seem off for a country with a population the size of the US.
Add them up its 12-15 million at 11pm
In a country where the adult population is better than 200M.
do DS ratings matter in a world with online views? oliver's segments seem to do far better on israelitetube
>oliver's segments seem to do far better on israelitetube
probably because his bullshit gets glued to the frontpage, on top of being forced into people's recommendations even if you only watch cooking videos
oh you poor baby you were forced to watch John Oliver at gunpoint
>Heh, look, current year man has no fans.
>>NU-UH THEY'RE JUST ALL ON YOUTUBE!!
>YouTube is artificially inflating his numbers
>>WELL NO ONE MADE YOU WATCH HIM!
Jon, shouldn't you be working on your next segment about how Trump personally sabotaged the nordstream pipes on Russia's behalf?
YOU MEAN YOUTUBE INFLATES NUMBERS!?! OMG IT'S LIKE MARTIAL LAW!!!11
He got gutted
People shit on him but i genuinely can't think of anyone else at that point who had the humor and wit to take over his show. Jon Stewart was declining by that point and the fact his new show sucks shows he couldn't have it kept going
Steven Colbert is painfully unfunny as anything other then a conservative parody and less funny then Noah, Jimmy isn't funny at all and Oliver's show isn't the same type of show his was to begin with. There was no one to replace the guy that could have made anyone happy
will they be able to find another Trevor Noah to replace him, bros?
Shame it wasn’t John Oliver. I find him even more offensively terrible.
talk shows and comedy talk shows died with web 2.0. like these guys' commentary is worse than thousands of random youtubers
The daily show is still going?
He'll be replaced by a biracial woman
Good. Get the hollywood shill to frick.
>look up youtube comments
>everyone saying they loved his show
theres no way these arent bot posts with how low his viewership was
Even leddit hates trevor. It’s 100 percent bots
It must have been the crowd of New Yorkers that filled his audience every week.
Seriously even for a town that large I can't imagine it wasn't the same audience members every week.
couldn't have happened to a nicer Black person
Good.
i often watched stewart. and colbert then. non united-staters, i liked how they called out people obviously doing deceitful shit in politics and explaining how the system works too, like the time they explained superPAC n shit. somehow that formula hit a wall... i guess it's when obama got elected, they couldn't quite bite as hard since they are libs but they did called a lot of shit they did, its not like they were 100% biased like pol-type tend to say. what happened, i guess people got disafrenchised of the democrat potential since obama didn't changed much of anything even for poor blacks... and its not possible to have an actual leftist big show like that, who are very critical of the system. i doubt this show will live much longer even with a new guy.
what happened was the 2016 election where they tried to make everything political so a show like this didnt matter anymore
people didnt want to watch a comedy news show because every news show became like that and even normies got fed up and stopped watching
Now who will host The Daily Show with Trevor Noah?
Nobody. They’ll just film a half-hour of an empty chair, cutting away to clips without any setup or context, then cut back to silence, the empty chair, and a politely laughing audience.
They will call it “The Daily Show without Trevor Noah.”
Let me be clear, it's going to be Samantha Bee. In any case, there's absolutely zero fricking chance it's not a woman.
I'd love to see how much lower the viewership will get when a b***hy Canuck repeats party talking points
desu, I'd probably give the show at least a chance to grab my interest with the b***hy Canuck.