>NOOOOO You aren't supposed to think Paul is cool!

>NOOOOO You aren't supposed to think Paul is cool! That's why I made spider-man's girlfriend say Paul and holy wars are heckin' baderino!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    his mom's a fricking babe

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My FUARKING hero.

  3. 3 months ago
    Sage

    Chuddies with middling media literacy will b***h and moan about this but are too stupid to realize the film works both ways. The way it's shot, the swell of the music, everything about the presentation tells you his victory is a triumph and its only if you care about the values Frank Herbert espoused that you feel that something's been lost when Chani leaves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Villejueve literally said he maid Chani the way he did so he could be in your face about Paul being the bad guy

      • 3 months ago
        Sage

        Yes. Now have some balls and disagree with him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moral gayness

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Noldor aren't an example of moral grayness and complexity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        correct, feanor did nothing wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Media literacy
      This is one of the dumbest buzzwords I ever seen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's really funny to me that we just had a month of sperging about media literacy in relation to Starship Troopers and how it works better as a celebration of fascism. Now here we are with a film that ends triumphantly with a white savior sending his brown worshippers on a crusade in his name and the same posters are struggling to cough up a reason why it doesn't work as a celebration of Paul past
        >Uh well... Chani kind of looks at him mean at the end...

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Paul will murder billions of civilians.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not really Paul's fault the great houses refuse to accept his rightful claim to the empire

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo I exist therefore I deserve it!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the way the current emperor became emperor was to kill the last big shot leader of the known universe
          >therefore the way to become emperor is to kill the current emperor
          >paul kills the current emperor
          >the great houses refuse to recognise him even though they recognised the last emperor when he did the same thing paul did.
          he deserves to be emperor because he did the only thing you can do to become emperor.
          and the other great houses deserve to be destroyed for refusing to recognise paul as the rightful emperor of the known universe.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And Paul didn't even kill the current emperor, he just married his daughter

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i didnt watch the end of the movie
              i got up to pee and when i got back it was credits 🙁

              >>the way the current emperor became emperor was to kill the last big shot leader of the known universe
              I don't think that's true.

              well it kinda is
              he poisoned the last emperor so the last emperor died which then made him the emperor but he also did kill him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>the way the current emperor became emperor was to kill the last big shot leader of the known universe
            I don't think that's true.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes, Paul will murder billions of civilians.
      I don't see how that makes him evil per se.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're a chud.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fremen will murder billions of people,,not paul

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In his name, at his command.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the name of the Religion they believe, if Paul said no, i'm not the mahdi they would kill him and still Jihad across the universe on Mahdi's name

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about muttdaya scowling buttface

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the mom was the hottest actress in the movie

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was mentally cheering for Paul when he picked the Princess over Chani and I hate that ending shot of the movie.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think at the very least you can view Paul as a tragic figure. Just like the rest of us, he didn't ask to be born, and he didn't ask to be born as the product of a superhuman breeding program. Dune is also very deterministic. He is more or less trapped by fate, and his fate sucks. Alternatively, you could say he is too immature to see the other options if there were any that worked.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so was the scene with the Baron rising up with that long ass robe supposed to evoke Leto II? Like "we sure as hell aren't adapting God Emperor so here's a compromise"

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