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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kino did he see?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He saw ironman die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      star wars the phantom menace

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      preteen bringing herself to orgasm with a hairbrush handle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a video of Rust mowing his lawn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        marty's lawn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually hard to find the real one without a dumb meme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She liked it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 Day Ban

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he saw Peaky Blinders do a racism

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it couldnt have been THAT bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to believe but normal people aren’t going to have a non reaction to seeing child rape

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know why the guy had such an emotional connection it seems so weird

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was his daughter.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. Its not subtle.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was his daughter.

              It explains the gangbang in high school too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also his father-in-law was in on it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and the mental health problems later

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            never put that together, god damn

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So he originally gay adopted his daughter together with the former chief? This show, man...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wait really?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            holy kino

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit. It's just what Marty was saying about human consciousness infecting the world around them causing the supernatural to appear with the "psychosphere". If it had been Rus daughter he wouldn't have let people like Sheriff Childress off the hook and given up on chasing the people responsible. If his daughter was going to one of the charity's schools it would have come up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No it was the missing girl Marie Fontaineau

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no, you fricking moron. It wasn't his daughter. He would have fricking said "that's my daughter in the tape! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They were just constant reminders that Marty couldn't separate his personal life from his job, no matter how much he wanted to. It's why he's cheating, to escape from his problems, an in order to move on with his life he had to confront the evil.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. Its not subtle.

            never put that together, god damn

            wait really?

            holy kino

            Rust literally said the girl was marie fonteneau

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In a way we are all Marie Fonteneau.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you not watch the show? Marty was a very emotional person. He had a soft spot for kids being a father himself. He shot Ledoux without hesitation after seeing those 2 kids locked up. Not just that, the video shakes Marty’s whole belief system. He was always a naive shithead that never believed Rust. Now he learns that the men he admired and worked under are part of a child raping and killing cult. Ben knows that it he backed Rust in the 2000s or never shot Ledoux, they could’ve solved the case already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know why the guy had such an emotional connection it seems so weird

        He kept a stoic face when he saw a dead baby some crackhead nuked. His reaction to the tape was more about him realizing that Tuttles really were guilty and it was all happening under his nose all those years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well he didn't HATE it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      apparently, it was a kid being sawn in half from the groin up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Without audio can't be so bad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think Marty was watching gore since he was 12 like half the psychos on this site

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's a homicide detective. The only explanation is that it was his daughter on the film.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              His daughter was not dead though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's marie fontenot you stupid c**t

                You're a fricking moron, infer less from life. No more metaphors, analogies or allusions to anything implied for you from now on, clearly your head's been frick started wrong one too many times.

                Filtered.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                filter this *unzips camel lights*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >filtered cigarettes
                >filtered by the plot
                Ironic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's marie fontenot you stupid c**t

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're a fricking moron, infer less from life. No more metaphors, analogies or allusions to anything implied for you from now on, clearly your head's been frick started wrong one too many times.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              reminds me that his older daughter is starlight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It could have been some kind of Crossed™ shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He saw a man to become a wizard. No family and no future.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Rust ever got too drunk and accident fapped to it?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm such a non-pedophile that I have to scream while looking at CP even though I just witnessed a toddler being microwaved and didn't even flinch at the sight

    ...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I just witnessed a toddler being microwaved
      wait what when did this happen?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was just his flashback and explained why he retired, it didn't show anything but meth heads put their baby in the microwave and he finds the aftermath while looking through a crime scene.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In their defense the baby was all wet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            and they made sure it had nothing metal on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That was Rust who saw that while cops got him working deep undercover where he devlops his drug addiction

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just re-watch the show or shut the frick up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              dumbgayet

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously go do it and come back and apologize when you see.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're right I kneel. I associated it with Rust's past for some reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Meth heads just do lot's of weird shit do babies and kids I guess

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cut. Next scene everyone. Bring in the teen anal prostitute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haha imagine she farted haha

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it was his daughter his reaction would have been way stronger you autists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      plus 5 seconds later Rust says that's Marie Fontenot
      fricking morons, I swear

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's clearly suffered a mental break and is in denial.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If the daughter wasn't ritually abused than why was she such a prostitute? No normal girl would have behave that way.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not denying that theory dingus, read my post again.
              Fartbrain.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >No normal girl would have behave that way
              If this is true that means that women acting whorish have some kind of trauma
              If this is false it means that women just naturally act whorish
              Either way its not very nice to think about

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Virgin moment

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >If the daughter wasn't ritually abused than why was she such a prostitute? No normal girl would have behave that way.

              martys prob a shitty father and she has daddy issues.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >why would a teenage girl rebel against her cop dad?
              gee I dunno, Anon, it can only be explained by her being a victim of ritual sex abuse

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              she's a prostitute because Marty's fricked up job polluted the lives of his family, which is what he was most afraid of

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >step
    NOOOOOO

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is a normal reaction to watching a bunch of grown men saw a child in half and having sex with the two corpses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where did the saw in half thing come from

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Overactive imaginations. It's assumed the tape has her murder on it, but it's not described in the show, and the producers have never said anything more. I woudl assume that she was killed like Dora was - bound, raped, and stabbed. None of the other victims were sawn in half. If they're doing ritual that involved that, they would have found other bodies cut in half.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's actually assumed it's rape, and the murder is what is added to it to give credence to a homicide detective's scream

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god I just realised True Detective totally ripped this scene off from Kill List, and Kill List still does it much better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This movie fricking sucked ass. So overrated. They couldn't even get main actor a suit that fit him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not only do you spout some bullshit but you back it up with some even better bullshit, Maskell is excellent, and so his the co star and wife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's nothing like Kill List, autist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dafuq nothing in kill list resembles that scene from TD

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he also has to face guilt from not taking the investigation any further like Rust wanted remember

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this scene and the yacht scene were fricking moronic

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Marty we'll need to dress like hardened, criminal badasses to pull this off
    >yea the Pink Floyd shirt should work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Biker bars love prog rock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      marty looking Cinemaphile as frick

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    t

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's obviously reacting to Rust taking his wife's anal virginity. We know she didn't give it up for him and that's why he went elsewhere for anal. But she let Rust drive down the mud road. The absolute betrayal.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i guess this confirms my theory that child rape is Lovecraftian.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My imagination assumed they jammed that branch or tool or whatever it was up her hoo-ha and pretty much gored her pussy and maybe pulled out her insides through it or something. Pretty heavy shit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sad how season 1 had such a strong start then fell off hard at the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same as season 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's still kino. All the hospital scenes rule, and so does the final confrontation with spaghetti man. It was a little anticlimactic, but the whole point is that spaghetti man was just a rogue miniboss for a sprawling conspiracy that climbed to the top of pillars of societal power.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a rogue miniboss for a sprawling conspiracy that climbed to the top of pillars of societal power
        seems to be a running theme in True Detective (though I didn't watch season 3 so I can't say for sure)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Season 3 is very different despite some overt similarities. I have mixed feelings on it, but I feel like it tried much harder to tell a heartfelt story than the clubhanded clusterfrick of s2. I suggest watching it.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was Marty as a young boy. He was being raped. Explains why he's such a gay and left his perfect wife for buttsex with some troony.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I really want you to frick me in the ass
      What did she mean by this?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finished the first season of True detective a few months ago, and never see threads about it since then
    What's the general consensus of the ending on Cinemaphile?
    Because I fricking hated it
    >Looks to me like the light is winning Marty
    what a dumbshit thing to say, coming from Rust, who was based and right about literally everything the entire season
    I guess they didn't want the show to just be nihilist mental tortureporn for normies, but come the frick on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >who was based and right about literally everything the entire season
      Looks like you missed the point that Rust isn't someone you're supposed to look up to or emulate, he's an edgelord. He grew as a character and finally found optimism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No you moron, I got that he's stuck in a mental hell-hole and that obsessing over negative thoughts just makes you more miserable and nothing else.
        But the show makes it perfectly clear that he IS right about everything, over and over again. he is the only one "catching on", calling out the absurdity of life or the characters, and the only one aware of the conspiracy.
        But right at the end he gives it up and misses the bigger picture because... uuuuh he hallucinated about his dead kid in carcosa, so THINK POSITIVE GUYS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the "spaghetti monster with green ears" reveal was dumb. Scars on his face and green paint? Shit made no sense.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was drugged out of her mind while it was happening, to be fair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man he's in a wheelchair outside the hospital a day or whatever after getting disemboweled by someone he was on the heels of for decades. Him having an emotional breakdown and going a 180 and seeing a small victory isn't that surprising.
      The show showed him as overly pessimistic and wrong about happiness and spirituality, he was right about the case. He can have doubt or change his view in a situation like that.
      It was probably temporary as well. I have a hard time believing Rust became a wishy washy positive preacher type and didn't go back to obsessing about the case or tuttles a year later. I bet if the show continued this would have been a little arc and you would still be able to call him "based" because he turned back around and started shitting on christcucks and people with families again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His heart was in the right place. Life is fricking miserable and full of horror, but we can make space to be safe and happy. Rust and Marty went so far above and beyond eliminating several of life's nightmares that even though there are much greater threats out there, they should still feel comfort and pride in what they did. They are genuinely heroes who saved countless innocent lives, and there are others like them out there winning their own battles.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marty got ass drunk

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marty and Rust took the case as far as it could go. Were they supposed to obsess about it for the rest of their lives? Any victory over evil counts for something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cant find the actual villains
      >show called true detective(s)

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Scars on his face and green paint? Shit made no sense.

    Can't tell if you're trolling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They guessed that the green ears were because of paint, then they went to the house and found out it was painted green right before the little girl went missing. Perhaps saying it made no sense was a stretch, but it was an asspull.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if youve ever painted a house, let alone as a professional, you know that there is no way you spill paint all over your ears to the point that theyre fully green. MAYBE a couple specks but nothing you could tell from someone chasing you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think it was implied that he spilt the paint on his ears moron, he probably got paint on his hands and rubbed or touched his ears.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that is also nonsensical. the sketch showed the ears as if they were completely green

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The sketch showed a child's description of a burn victim with paint on his ears

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yes and? the ears are arguably the most striking part of the image, meaning they really made an impression. and im saying the ears being green to that point makes no sense. TD is a top 3 show for me, but i have no problem admitting its a shitty copout way of breaking the case, i have no idea why youre defending it so bad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Children's memories aren't as good as adults. The fact that his ears were a little green and his face was a little scarred combined with the fear of being chased could have believably left such an impression on the child that his ears were totally green and he was actually a spaghetti monster in the child's mind.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cringeoff bro, you and me

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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