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Chat is he cooked?
Go back to the twitter shadows homosexual beast
Get some pussy bruh fr
Washed
Imagine watching that
Is he a nonce?
No, he's a stately English homo
>No, he's a stately English homo
Don't need to call him a bong twice.
Yes
Not fake, he did fall but he will be back to work in a week or so.
Not yet, but soon... 2 more weeks?
>trips checked
Quads checked
I'll stop right there. It's all been said, typed, posted whatever.
>gay bong
what do you think?
>lying on the internet
Fricker. you almost got me. Its fake, move along folks
AIDS?
lmao beat me to it
>"think about though Tone, sudden balance loss"
NOBODY GOT FRICKED AND SUCKED! AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT SNEED SHIT AGAIN
I didn't even know he was a sicko
Lil pup is COOKED
YOU SHALL NOT LIVE!
Didn't he say a few days ago he may not make it to the next Peter Jackson film?
at this rate i don't think peter jackson will make it to the next peter jackson film
>peter jackson
I just realized that his first and last names are euphemisms for a penis.
lol
Vax status?
in both legs
Nonced a few too many kids. Got a bit slippery.
I hope that filthy homosexual dies.
moloch always mocks his own
the dark rider kicks even the most loyal servant off his horse
homosexuals get their comeuppance eventually
He was distracted thinking about the huge wiener that railed him the night before
Was it black?
A israelite got quads, this thread is cursed
?t=17
He fell off.
Did he say Fly you fools before falling?
homosexual
safe and effective
Shows closed due to AIDS
Insider here
He has a broken hip, shoulder and possibly 2 fractured discs.
He's fine. In a shit lot of pain
Most people his age either die or heal up.
Looks like he will heal but this will take 6 months.
Screenshot this I'm at his hospital working
>Most people his age either die or heal up.
wow, you really went out on a limb with that statement
Meant from shock from the injury you idiot.
He has none of the symptoms of this
A Bchlrchog of Mchrgchth seriously why is he saying that line like he has a mouthful of pop rocks
Why didnt the eagles just take him to the London hospital?
homosexual
My greatgrandma was a tough woman, doing her own shit until she fell, broke her hip and never got up from her bed until she died many years later.
At least he's not poor as frick so maybe it's not that bad.
He saw a young twink in the audience and lost his footing for a second. That was all it took.
saw him in hamlet at theatre royal windsor
went with a mate and my mother only to find out it was a race- and gender-swapped production when we got there
deserved
Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him
He wasn't wearing his diaper and slipped in his own shit, it's unfortunate but common amongst older gay men
In Britian they call them "slippers"
hahahahahahahaha
This fricking thread
>In Britian they call them "slippers"
Seriously though, Yanks calling them diapers confused the frick out of me when that Imus guy hit the news for ranting about "nappy-headed hoes".
Like, women with what you call diapers on their head?
God save the King!
Nah, we need him and Kate gone so we can get Punished King William.
Ok, duly noted.
He said the other week that he wouldn't be acting for much longer.
Aye, that's because he's dead
this NONCE buggered my OLDER BROTHER who was a huge LOTR fan and met Sir IAN on a Holiday in Marakesh
IF I SAY BILBO BAGGINGS GETS BUGGERED THEN BUGGERED HE WILL BE
MY BROTHER WAS 13 AND WORSHIPPED SIR IAN AND NOW MY BROTHER IS ALSO A NONCE
BILBO BAGGINS
DO NOT TAKE ME AS SOME GOBBLER OF TWINK DICKS
I AM NOT TRYING TO TOP YOU
He tripped over his prolapsed anus
how much does he love the theater to still be acting at 85, I doubt be needs the money, but I think he craves attention
>how much does he love the theater to still be acting at 85, I doubt be needs the money, but I think he craves attention
Being in the spotlight is sort of like going black, once you do it you can never go back.
it was the blood pressure medicine he was on
Wax status of the floor?
fuggen geg
only funny post itt
o i am laffin
Shut up homosexual
I knew I smelt bussy juice emanating from your post
the vaxx claims another
this
Samegay.
no refunds
>he has to pay to get vaccinated
you pay with your life
heh i bet he doesn’t even know the drag queen fricks your kid for free too, hah.
oof did the third shot make you dizzy or something bro?
>you will see patrick stewart give the eulogy at ian mckellan's funeral in your lifetime
It was full blown aids, wasn't it? 🙁
Young boys can finally rest easy.
>Ian McKellen came back from death because as he put it “until his task is done” the task, you ask? SUCKING MORE wienerS!
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD. WHO'S NEXT?
I will keep refreshing the catalog waiting for the sticky, keep me posted
>A day may come when the crust of men busts, when we forsake our friends and break all bucks of fellowship, but it is not this day.
Rip captain aragorn
Why is he still acting? He's like 90 years old
He's a stage actor
They live off of attention more than food
a wizard is never late
(he also has a lot of boys to pay for their silence)
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Gandalf. u wouldnt say this shit to him at Mordor, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest robes, eats at the chillest hobbit restaurants and hangs out and fricks with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
homosexuals hate the white race so i don’t care if they die of ass aids
>moments before falling off le stage
"Fly, you fools!"
did you notice mods have stopped moderating? i havent got a racism 3day for at least a month.
Maybe we got 'em demoralized.
At any event, I hope Gandalf is okay and gets well soon. He, at least, has never made a big fat repulsive deal out of his private life. He can stay. And I hope he does.
Soon they will get their memo from the Pentagon/State Department and will start enforcing stuff for Democrats to steal another election.
Wow, he's so lifelike in that vid, great work cgi team!
All the election winners ever have stolen the win from second place.
I've been saying Black person every day like it's /misc/ and still no ban.
This gayBlack person sodomite will perish with the rest tbqhdesu
say something about diddling little girls and hou will get range banned.
Why would anyone post on that topic? You have a sick mind.
Vax status of mods?
thats what happens when you go off script
crusty way to go
I hate homosexuals too but you guys are being buttholes. Knock it off.
Some of them are very good at their profession. That is a good quality in a person. If I like an actor's character portrale I don't really give a shit what they do off stage/camera (short of murder). Anyone who is really stellar professionally is probably an insufferable butthole in their freetime.
Any actor famous enough to be a household name considers regular people to be subhuman.
Even Keanu? He seems to be the rare exception.
As with anyone at the top of their profession.
I’ve always had a feeling McKellen and Stewart would die very close together.
Apparently, he was on the floor screaming help me
Motherfricker's 85. Stop pretending this is some cosmic judgement you fricking LARPers.
Never forget
>Sir Ian McKellen slipped off table five and enjoyed a jacket potato and a trip to the hospital
>Jun 17, 2024
lel
what an odd combination
Not for old folks. Things get simple and cravings get ... elder-appealing(?)
it's statistically likely he brapped in that seat
>Give me the non-crusted seat, please
hope the old sod pulls through
No what? You like him or something?
F
vaxxed and aids ridden homosexual degen gets pushed by god
Jesus wouldn't allow it. Free will. All debts decided at the Pearly Gate.
That's not what free will means, and he's a israelite (and a gay) so doesn't believe in jesus.
Jesus believes in him. He can welcome that in his heart at any time, stop the shenanigans (free will) and be forgiven (still doesn't grant access to the Gates, that's not guaranteed).
>AGGGGGH WHY AM I BURNING IN HELL FOR DIDDLInG YOUNG BOYS ALL MY LIFE HELL ISNT REAL GOD ISNT REAL IN THIS MOMENT I AM EUPHORICAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Imagine the 80yo crust
>ancient proto-homosexual didn't break his neck immediately
Sad day, this.
Surely Cinemaphile will blame the fact that he was 85 years old and not the fact that he took the jab 4 years ago... r-right?
Which jab? Pneumonia? Shingles?
PrEP
Too late!
monkeypox
Thats just his aids medication
Vaxx status??
First it was the news about the escaped cow that the Police knocked over, and now this.
Terrible
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