>not a single nomination

>not a single nomination
israel is responsible for this

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its just a bad movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shalom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>not a single nomination
      WTF did it deserve one for? It was boring as fuck.

      Was it worse than half this horseshit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good lord what a load if shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        if they did the story correctly it would be a sweep and the start of robert eggers reign as the new king of cinema
        he dropped the ball and likely won't get a second chance because he bad mouthed the studio

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hooy shit Top Gun is nominated for best picture. It will never happen, but imagine the kino if it did

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it will
          checkem

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          War in ukraine, they gotta give it to military propaganda this year, or if not best picture a bunch of other awards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All Queer on the Western Front will do well because we have war stuff going on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything, everywhere... has to be the most insufferable piece of trash I have tried to watch.

        lmao

        is completely right. You can practically hear the filmmakers fellating themselves while you watch it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >woman talking
        explain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      i couldnt even finish it and I had really been looking forward to it after the lighthouse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know theres no quippy dialog, no funko pop toys or hip hop how do they expect us to consOOOM

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>not a single nomination
    WTF did it deserve one for? It was boring as fuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shalom to you too, rabbi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shalom

        cry more gay your viking movie is shit deal with it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >m-my movie wasn't bad there's no way!!
        >the only explanation is that they hate _ people!
        you sound like the people you're bitching about, gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shalom to you too, rabbi
        Yeah. Being bored by a 2.5 hour movie that has thirty good minutes in it means you're a garden gnome. I'm a big fat subversive kyke.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you lost northcels

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the difference between a foreword and a preface?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was so boring i turned it off after 15 minutes

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was done better by Mel Gibson 17 years ago; not saying I didn't enjoy the movie, I did.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch it win something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all quiet will win best international film

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Norse stuff is fucking cringe, sorry bro.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong, northbros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      black culture > white culture

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        time to trade in your computer, then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >black
          >culture
          ?

          Every part of "black" culture that exists in any widespread or meaningful capacity is built on the back of white culture in Western countries, directly.

          too easy here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tl;dr

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pic has no relation to anything you replied to. You think people are ms paint comics raging as they take 15 seconds to reply to you or something?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >black
        >culture
        ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every part of "black" culture that exists in any widespread or meaningful capacity is built on the back of white culture in Western countries, directly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because retards kept buying them and shipping them to the US to exist with whites. Now the cultures are completely comingled there is no black culture with put whites and no white culture without blacks in the US

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >retards
            savvy businessmen
            with big noses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wakanda isn't real

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rent free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >censoring themselves cuz they know theyd get hunted down

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah everyone knows that leftists spend 16 hours a day on twitter looking for things to get offended by.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of meat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the kind that gives you parasites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was not the best film in any sense, it was just shock value one scene after another without any of the critical depth of the book. The best movie of the year is Aftersun by miles.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        meant for:

        lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how embarrassing

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure its because the movie was shit

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I'm a legitimate white supremacist and the only thing that was "supreme" to me about the film was that it was supremely dull and predictable. It was extremely boring and overall a completely pointless film. There are no scenes of note, nothing to quote. It's shit.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't like it the first time I watched it. rewatch was absolute kino. anyone else?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. It was dull when I saw it in theaters. I gave it another chance when it hit prime. 100% kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. It was dull when I saw it in theaters. I gave it another chance when it hit prime. 100% kino

      exact same, anyone who says it isn't kino and best picture worthy is an israeli agent

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you retards never learn? Oscars condemn movies. With few exception oscar winners are forgotten

    Also Northman was just ok, it'll only be remembered as a oddity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at all these movies we watch again and is constantly in our memories and memes

      SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE (2008)
      CHICAGO (2002) ...
      THE KING'S SPEECH (2010) ...
      CODA (2021) ...
      GREEN BOOK (2018) ...
      CRASH (2005) ...
      A BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001)
      BIRDMAN
      ARGO
      SHAPE OF WATER
      HURT LOCKER
      SPOTLIGHT
      NOMADLAND
      MOONLIGHT
      PARASITE

      I cant say a single line of any of these

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I cant say a single line of any of these
        I remember Viggio Mortensen throwing a piece of chicken out the window of his car in Green Book, but that's about it.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywoodtards didn't nominate Decision to Leave either. The Oscars' irrelevance is now a foregone conclusion, the surprise is when they get it right instead of handing out participation trophies

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pic has no relation to anything you replied to. You think people are ms paint comics raging as they take 15 seconds to reply to you or something?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original Conan the Barbarian movie from the 80s was lightning in a bottle. The Northman was just the bottle. It didn't even have the balls to go full pretentious arthaus shit like Valhalla Rising did. The Northman didn't do anything new or profound, and the things it did were passable but boring, done better by others the movie was derived from.

    Didn't have the soul of Conan.
    Didn't have the weirdness of Valhalla Rising.
    Didn't even have the camp of Ragnar in Vikings.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Skarsgård
    The Skarsgårds are the biggest family of inherited movie actors in sweden, easily the richest family with no talent in this country.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No.179696056
    >>Pic has no relation to anything you replied to. You think people are ms paint comics raging as they take 15 seconds to reply to you or something?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i loved the vvitch and lighthouse, but this was easily his weakest film. it really didnt stand out to me and i went in expecting to enjoy it as much as his first two films.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it before I'll say it again, The Green Knight is the same movie but better in every single way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it wasn't? The Northman is literally Hamlet

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Israel forced Egg to write a terrible movie with amateur dialogue, was on set and forced the lead actor to be incompetent, and all of the action to be clumsy and stilted? Interesting theory, but unlikely. I wanted to like it too, but it's just a huge letdown.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the nothman was trash but it was still so much better than everything everywhere all at once, which got 11 nominations. lmao the critics and the oscars once again showcase how shit their award shows are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everything everywhere all at once
      Overrated movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how is the weather in tel aviv this time of year friend?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was never going to be included in best picture discussions but the fact they didn't even nominate it for costume and production design is actually completely unreasonable.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if the movie actually looked like that poster we might have had something special.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think i was even more disappointed in northman than i was in dunc
      just endless stinkers these days

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        men was really good, but I like unconventional things

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single nomination
    Nothing matters outside of Cannes now that Sundance is completely converged and bought out by the studio system. What matters is clout and if you can wield it to secure Talent and Funding. Look at the cast of Northman -- it's fucking stacked. All Eggers has to do is maintain relationships with the Talent with favorable estimations of him and his work, and finding the Funding will follow, if not quite as easily as it might otherwise.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really fight a skeleton for the magic sword cutter that could seemingly cut through anything?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it didn't matter because it was in service of absolutely nothing
      could have been kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A litch and yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its not a litch its a draughr or whatever, norse revenant

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People just got tired of weKangs and medieval dirty filter shit dramas
    Seriously people don't go to theatres for this anymore
    They need picril now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      exactly why whedon is a gay and needs his ass kicked daily to remind him to stop being said gay.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A crime against the white race

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will avenge you, Robert Eggers.
    I will save you, western media.
    I will kill you, Oscar Awards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gigachad sigma moment

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares about award nominations? being told what to like by hollywood gays means nothing to me

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that with the exception of Parasite there has not been a great best picture winner since 2007.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nicole Kidman ruined that film

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >israel is responsible for this

    Literally is. Arnon Milchan produced it.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if they would have made this 5- 10 years earlier it would have been better received but they were slow in capitalizing on the Viking craze like TLOU with zombies
    you snoose you lose.
    also it looked like they were dick riding The Vikings show which was actually good.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no muh movie didn't get nominated.
    are you going to chimp out like black people?

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