Yes.
if they did the story correctly it would be a sweep and the start of robert eggers reign as the new king of cinema
he dropped the ball and likely won't get a second chance because he bad mouthed the studio
>shalom to you too, rabbi
Yeah. Being bored by a 2.5 hour movie that has thirty good minutes in it means you're a israelite. I'm a big fat subversive kyke.
Every part of "black" culture that exists in any widespread or meaningful capacity is built on the back of white culture in Western countries, directly.
Every part of "black" culture that exists in any widespread or meaningful capacity is built on the back of white culture in Western countries, directly.
Yeah because morons kept buying them and shipping them to the US to exist with whites. Now the cultures are completely comingled there is no black culture with put whites and no white culture without blacks in the US
It was not the best film in any sense, it was just shock value one scene after another without any of the critical depth of the book. The best movie of the year is Aftersun by miles.
Nah I'm a legitimate white supremacist and the only thing that was "supreme" to me about the film was that it was supremely dull and predictable. It was extremely boring and overall a completely pointless film. There are no scenes of note, nothing to quote. It's shit.
Look at all these movies we watch again and is constantly in our memories and memes
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE (2008)
CHICAGO (2002) ...
THE KING'S SPEECH (2010) ...
CODA (2021) ...
GREEN BOOK (2018) ...
CRASH (2005) ...
A BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001)
BIRDMAN
ARGO
SHAPE OF WATER
HURT LOCKER
SPOTLIGHT
NOMADLAND
MOONLIGHT
PARASITE
>I cant say a single line of any of these
I remember Viggio Mortensen throwing a piece of chicken out the window of his car in Green Book, but that's about it.
Hollywoodtards didn't nominate Decision to Leave either. The Oscars' irrelevance is now a foregone conclusion, the surprise is when they get it right instead of handing out participation trophies
The original Conan the Barbarian movie from the 80s was lightning in a bottle. The Northman was just the bottle. It didn't even have the balls to go full pretentious arthaus shit like Valhalla Rising did. The Northman didn't do anything new or profound, and the things it did were passable but boring, done better by others the movie was derived from.
Didn't have the soul of Conan.
Didn't have the weirdness of Valhalla Rising.
Didn't even have the camp of Ragnar in Vikings.
>No.179696056 >>Pic has no relation to anything you replied to. You think people are ms paint comics raging as they take 15 seconds to reply to you or something?
i loved the vvitch and lighthouse, but this was easily his weakest film. it really didnt stand out to me and i went in expecting to enjoy it as much as his first two films.
So Israel forced Egg to write a terrible movie with amateur dialogue, was on set and forced the lead actor to be incompetent, and all of the action to be clumsy and stilted? Interesting theory, but unlikely. I wanted to like it too, but it's just a huge letdown.
the nothman was trash but it was still so much better than everything everywhere all at once, which got 11 nominations. lmao the critics and the oscars once again showcase how shit their award shows are
It was never going to be included in best picture discussions but the fact they didn't even nominate it for costume and production design is actually completely unreasonable.
>not a single nomination
Nothing matters outside of Cannes now that Sundance is completely converged and bought out by the studio system. What matters is clout and if you can wield it to secure Talent and Funding. Look at the cast of Northman -- it's fricking stacked. All Eggers has to do is maintain relationships with the Talent with favorable estimations of him and his work, and finding the Funding will follow, if not quite as easily as it might otherwise.
if they would have made this 5- 10 years earlier it would have been better received but they were slow in capitalizing on the Viking craze like TLOU with zombies
you snoose you lose.
also it looked like they were dick riding The Vikings show which was actually good.
Its just a bad movie
shalom
Was it worse than half this horseshit?
Good lord what a load if shit
Yes.
if they did the story correctly it would be a sweep and the start of robert eggers reign as the new king of cinema
he dropped the ball and likely won't get a second chance because he bad mouthed the studio
Hooy shit Top Gun is nominated for best picture. It will never happen, but imagine the kino if it did
it will
checkem
War in ukraine, they gotta give it to military propaganda this year, or if not best picture a bunch of other awards
All Queer on the Western Front will do well because we have war stuff going on.
Everything, everywhere... has to be the most insufferable piece of trash I have tried to watch.
is completely right. You can practically hear the filmmakers fellating themselves while you watch it.
>woman talking
explain
fpbp
i couldnt even finish it and I had really been looking forward to it after the lighthouse
I know theres no quippy dialog, no funko pop toys or hip hop how do they expect us to consOOOM
>>not a single nomination
WTF did it deserve one for? It was boring as frick.
shalom to you too, rabbi
cry more homosexual your viking movie is shit deal with it
>m-my movie wasn't bad there's no way!!
>the only explanation is that they hate _ people!
you sound like the people you're b***hing about, homosexual
>shalom to you too, rabbi
Yeah. Being bored by a 2.5 hour movie that has thirty good minutes in it means you're a israelite. I'm a big fat subversive kyke.
you lost northcels
what's the difference between a foreword and a preface?
it was so boring i turned it off after 15 minutes
It was done better by Mel Gibson 17 years ago; not saying I didn't enjoy the movie, I did.
lmao
Watch it win something.
all quiet will win best international film
Norse stuff is fricking cringe, sorry bro.
What went wrong, northbros?
black culture > white culture
time to trade in your computer, then
too easy here
tl;dr
Pic has no relation to anything you replied to. You think people are ms paint comics raging as they take 15 seconds to reply to you or something?
>black
>culture
?
Every part of "black" culture that exists in any widespread or meaningful capacity is built on the back of white culture in Western countries, directly.
Yeah because morons kept buying them and shipping them to the US to exist with whites. Now the cultures are completely comingled there is no black culture with put whites and no white culture without blacks in the US
>morons
savvy businessmen
with big noses
Wakanda isn't real
rent free
>censoring themselves cuz they know theyd get hunted down
well yeah everyone knows that leftists spend 16 hours a day on twitter looking for things to get offended by.
what kind of meat
the kind that gives you parasites
It was not the best film in any sense, it was just shock value one scene after another without any of the critical depth of the book. The best movie of the year is Aftersun by miles.
meant for:
how embarrassing
pretty sure its because the movie was shit
Nah I'm a legitimate white supremacist and the only thing that was "supreme" to me about the film was that it was supremely dull and predictable. It was extremely boring and overall a completely pointless film. There are no scenes of note, nothing to quote. It's shit.
didn't like it the first time I watched it. rewatch was absolute kino. anyone else?
Same. It was dull when I saw it in theaters. I gave it another chance when it hit prime. 100% kino
exact same, anyone who says it isn't kino and best picture worthy is an israeli agent
Do you morons never learn? Oscars condemn movies. With few exception oscar winners are forgotten
Also Northman was just ok, it'll only be remembered as a oddity
Look at all these movies we watch again and is constantly in our memories and memes
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE (2008)
CHICAGO (2002) ...
THE KING'S SPEECH (2010) ...
CODA (2021) ...
GREEN BOOK (2018) ...
CRASH (2005) ...
A BEAUTIFUL MIND (2001)
BIRDMAN
ARGO
SHAPE OF WATER
HURT LOCKER
SPOTLIGHT
NOMADLAND
MOONLIGHT
PARASITE
I cant say a single line of any of these
>I cant say a single line of any of these
I remember Viggio Mortensen throwing a piece of chicken out the window of his car in Green Book, but that's about it.
Hollywoodtards didn't nominate Decision to Leave either. The Oscars' irrelevance is now a foregone conclusion, the surprise is when they get it right instead of handing out participation trophies
>Pic has no relation to anything you replied to. You think people are ms paint comics raging as they take 15 seconds to reply to you or something?
The original Conan the Barbarian movie from the 80s was lightning in a bottle. The Northman was just the bottle. It didn't even have the balls to go full pretentious arthaus shit like Valhalla Rising did. The Northman didn't do anything new or profound, and the things it did were passable but boring, done better by others the movie was derived from.
Didn't have the soul of Conan.
Didn't have the weirdness of Valhalla Rising.
Didn't even have the camp of Ragnar in Vikings.
>Skarsgård
The Skarsgårds are the biggest family of inherited movie actors in sweden, easily the richest family with no talent in this country.
>No.179696056
>>Pic has no relation to anything you replied to. You think people are ms paint comics raging as they take 15 seconds to reply to you or something?
i loved the vvitch and lighthouse, but this was easily his weakest film. it really didnt stand out to me and i went in expecting to enjoy it as much as his first two films.
I've said it before I'll say it again, The Green Knight is the same movie but better in every single way
no it wasn't? The Northman is literally Hamlet
So Israel forced Egg to write a terrible movie with amateur dialogue, was on set and forced the lead actor to be incompetent, and all of the action to be clumsy and stilted? Interesting theory, but unlikely. I wanted to like it too, but it's just a huge letdown.
the nothman was trash but it was still so much better than everything everywhere all at once, which got 11 nominations. lmao the critics and the oscars once again showcase how shit their award shows are
>everything everywhere all at once
Overrated movie
how is the weather in tel aviv this time of year friend?
It was never going to be included in best picture discussions but the fact they didn't even nominate it for costume and production design is actually completely unreasonable.
Maybe if the movie actually looked like that poster we might have had something special.
i think i was even more disappointed in northman than i was in dunc
just endless stinkers these days
men was really good, but I like unconventional things
>not a single nomination
Nothing matters outside of Cannes now that Sundance is completely converged and bought out by the studio system. What matters is clout and if you can wield it to secure Talent and Funding. Look at the cast of Northman -- it's fricking stacked. All Eggers has to do is maintain relationships with the Talent with favorable estimations of him and his work, and finding the Funding will follow, if not quite as easily as it might otherwise.
Did he really fight a skeleton for the magic sword cutter that could seemingly cut through anything?
it didn't matter because it was in service of absolutely nothing
could have been kino
A litch and yes.
its not a litch its a draughr or whatever, norse revenant
People just got tired of weKangs and medieval dirty filter shit dramas
Seriously people don't go to theatres for this anymore
They need picril now
exactly why whedon is a homosexual and needs his ass kicked daily to remind him to stop being said homosexual.
A crime against the white race
I will avenge you, Robert Eggers.
I will save you, western media.
I will kill you, Oscar Awards.
gigachad sigma moment
who cares about award nominations? being told what to like by hollywood homosexuals means nothing to me
Daily reminder that with the exception of Parasite there has not been a great best picture winner since 2007.
Nicole Kidman ruined that film
>israel is responsible for this
Literally is. Arnon Milchan produced it.
if they would have made this 5- 10 years earlier it would have been better received but they were slow in capitalizing on the Viking craze like TLOU with zombies
you snoose you lose.
also it looked like they were dick riding The Vikings show which was actually good.
>oh no muh movie didn't get nominated.
are you going to ape out like black people?