Not having sex in 28 days would drive anyone insane

Not having sex in 28 days would drive anyone insane

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >insane
    What is insane about wanting some of that ass?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does this movie imply that the british army is full of sex maniacs?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Not having sex in 28 days
    Literal torture.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Less than 28 days. That's when the protag got there; they started freaking out weeks before that

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had sex in about 28 weeks. Before that it was about 28 months.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had it since 2018 and before that never so I must be loo loo

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yea haha or imagine a whole year haha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Haha imagine 8 years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Normies really live in a bubble don't they?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      haha that's crazy

      imagine if someone never had sex for 30 years haha wouldn't that be mad, lovecraftian even

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't had sex in 8 years.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        site's for 18 year olds and up, pal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to kill these people so bad bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >admiting that you pretty much live for opposite sex validation
      I hate women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's right, she should have sex with me

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    8 year dry spell currently I don't even need women anymore I had enough sex TMDWU

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't had it in a year. Everyone in my town is fricking married. I think this girl in an open marriage wants to take me out on a date, so there's hope.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have not had sex in 5 years

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Losing regular sex is worse than never having it at all. I get agitated after two days

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fricked a cheap ugly prostitute without a condom
    >caught balanitis
    >was the worst sensation of my life, so painful
    >got it cured
    >months later use an onahole I hadn't used since I had balanitis
    >wiener starts itching immediately after
    >caught it again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the lesson? cut your wiener off so you have a worse sensation to compare balanitus to.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol deserved it

      >go 27 years without sex
      >by pure fricking chance cute virgin moves in next door
      >holy shit she is interested
      >manage to not spill my spaghetti for a while
      >have sex a couple times
      >I find the whole ordeal exhausting, gross, and prefer jerking off alone
      I don’t even know what to do at this point. I like being in a relationship, the cuddling is awesome, but I don’t enjoy sex at all. I think jerking off in a dark room for 15 years straight broke me.

      one of you is bad at sex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sure it wasn't herpes?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    try 28 years

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go 27 years without sex
    >by pure fricking chance cute virgin moves in next door
    >holy shit she is interested
    >manage to not spill my spaghetti for a while
    >have sex a couple times
    >I find the whole ordeal exhausting, gross, and prefer jerking off alone
    I don’t even know what to do at this point. I like being in a relationship, the cuddling is awesome, but I don’t enjoy sex at all. I think jerking off in a dark room for 15 years straight broke me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I like cuddling but after a while they will ask why you're not fricking them and it's awkward

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a 25yo virgin and it's not the lack of sex that bothers me, it's the lack of affection and knowing nobody desires me whatsoever. It's chipping away at my soul

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. muh put dick in vegana is easily interchangeable with masturbation, while you cannot satisfy the need of touch and affection. I'm an empty shell

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh please. Do you think Jesus was going around pounding hoes to enrich his spirit? No. If anything staying chaste creates a better connection between you and God.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, read the Gospel of Yakub, Jesus was a black king with a massive bbc and was killed by jealous wypipo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Start NoFap right now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      could be a few things
      >you and your gf are bad at sex
      >your "cute" gf is actually ugly/fat and you are not attracted to her
      >have to undo years and years of porn being your only interaction with sex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried brining a bull into your relationship? I think you'll find cucking is very similar to watching porn and you'll be right at home jerking off to it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stop watching porn holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good news, your brain has plasticity. You can heal your pornsick mind. It'll take time and effort, but it can be done

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Out of shape 27 year old who doesn't know what feels good says sex is boring
      Shocker.
      Do you not realize sex for the first time sucks for everyone. I lost my virginity at 18. It wasn't great, i didn't cum. It was like learning how to walk.

      I'm 26 and haven't had much sex but I'm a pro now. Sex is so good I drool. I know how it all works I'm like a gynecologist.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >adding to much info

        Virgin alert

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Sex is so good I drool
        Nobody does this, you fricking moron.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Explains most of us then.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >had sex once at 18
    >it was terrible because I was too drunk
    >now 26

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny, because when I was browsing Cinemaphileg at 16, I would laugh at threads of dudes saying that they are still virgins at 20+. I'm 25 now and not laughing anymore. The same will happen to you, younglings.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like how the protag just turns into rambo against soldiers just to save those b***hes. Shit movie.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder to all the average man in the 90s never went a month without sex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Wanting to be average
      Quality>Quantity, I've only been with 2 girls but both were solid 9/10s, except for one fat girl but she doesn't count I was in a dark place.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You need to re-read what you just wrote because it makes zero sense.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No your IQ is just too low to grasp it, try watching more Big Bang Theory.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you were making a joke? Sorry it just wasn’t funny. That’s where I got confused.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You probably got confused because you're very stupid it's alright.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Got to love how defensive you get for someone pointing out a moronic comment that you made. I suppose that someone boasting on Cinemaphile about how they have had sex with two 9/10s must be a pathetic loser. I guess that’s the reason you were in a bad place with the fatty? Also, how does 66.6% support your theory of quality>quantity. You have neither.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i miss that feeling being desperate for pussy every week, now i watch movies and tv with i dont even know what you are anymore probably teens

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >did no fap for 50 days
    >now have trouble getting it up and keeping it up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically use it or lose it. Erections are weaker and sex doesn't interest me like before.

        Some girls thought I was a gentleman or playing hard to get but I genuinely don't care about sex anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no fap is pseudo-science bullshit for incels who cant stop jerking off to interracial gangbangs and think that holding in their fast food spunk it will transform them into a gigachad and magically make it so they have a jawline

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nofap is an exercise in self control and redirection of energies. It won't make you gigachad, but it's the first step.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If that much of your energy is focused on cooming you're a lost cause anyway though

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >possibly last living women on the continent
    >muh days

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had sex in 20 years and I'm fine. I just rub off 2-3 times a day and get on with my life.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's been 28 hours lads. I can't take it anymore, I need to actually consider renting an escort

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >28 years later...
    >"why does anon keep trying to kill himself"

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea how anyone gets in a position where sex is on the table
    Im gonna go into exile when i hit wizardhood

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