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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice try disneyshill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are the shills in the room with you right now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes one is sucking me off as I type this

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile just MORBED disney by making them think people will go to the theatres because of the memes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is morbin a Cinemaphile meme?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen it here first although i dont use any other social media so not sure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it was already rotten when it found it's way here. Cinemaphile has fallen low since it's meme machine height.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, but the ironic hype for the film is a part of Cinemaphile culture. When we decide something is going to be bad and flop we pretend it's good even if it's not

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >we
          FRICK OFF SHILL PIECE OF SHIT

          [...]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it started with some tweet and then got further popularized by the "FUBUKI STAND BACK"-image. I personally only came across the movie because someone posted a Twitch link here.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well it wasnt in every theater, cant see it here or I would have.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People only found out yesterday. Chill rest od the weekend gonna be huge

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morbheads won.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kel

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    old and busted
    >morbin
    new hotness
    >mavin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      morberick

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX HAVE SEX

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jared Leto is such a bad actor his movies bomb twice

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not bad. that's 4 years of salary for sony's janitor.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic 2 made 435k this Friday

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The memes keep writing themselves

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s literally a meme
    >nobody actually likes the movie

    When will Leto become an hero?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leto's ego is too big to ever kill himself

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow, financial failure returned

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I considered watching it, but it literally has 1 showing at my local theater in the smallest screen at like 9pm. Frick that.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    dumbasses

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jared leto has been in trouble for a while

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, other actors have tried this cover story. It didn’t work.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek what the frick did they expect? Jared managed to Morb them and then he Morbed them again immediately after with the same fricking movie. Dude definitely fricks, I think he has a NXIVM tattoo also which is based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jared leto has been in trouble for a while

      No on likes paul allen.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is for the best, the world isn't ready for what Morbing will bring

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol at the marvelites. The fact THAT it came back to theaters in the first place already made it a SUCCESS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol OK anon

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    L O L

    O

    L O L

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about making a decent 30 Seconds to Mars album you fricking moron.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its not about earning. It's about Morbin' the others by taking off their showtimes.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morbhaters have Morbbros living Morbfree in their Morbheads while Morbbros Morb out

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean what the frick did they expect, the crux of the joke is that nobody watched the movie

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >morb memes blow up the internet
    >executives literally take this to mean unironic popularity
    >so much so they put the movie back in theaters again
    >it bombs
    Everyone was saying how movie execs aren't so dumb that they would take ironic memes to be reality, but I'm not so sure. I think they seriously don't understand what's going on.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MORBIN

      TIME

      bravo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MORBIN

      TIME

      M00RBIN ARCHIVE DIS SHIT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MORBIN

      TIME

      We did it Reddit!

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MORBIN

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TIME

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its really didnt bomb lol it was released on 1000 screens
    Then net profitted 85 $ per screem qfter it cleared overhead in a single day

    Like just how the frick is that possible. Thats like 4 showings, on friday, 10 people bought tickets per showing lol its like sony just wants to punish people and people are paying for morb punishment

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay did they really re-release this or is it part of the meme?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Between us and just the general spread of the meme, from YouTube/vTubers adopting it as well, it probably does look like there's a lot of social media/digital word of mouth, and they must have thought they had to try and push it to see if it was about to pop or atleast get something like a cult "look at this piece of shit" pull. But that was not going to bring people to the theaters they should have just let it die lol.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Its really didnt bomb lol it was released on 1000 screens
      Then net profitted 85 $ per screem qfter it cleared overhead in a single day

      Like just how the frick is that possible. Thats like 4 showings, on friday, 10 people bought tickets per showing lol its like sony just wants to punish people and people are paying for morb punishment

      It made 85 dollars NET per screen shown, 22 ish NET per showing

      People want Morb. The damn movie cost 80 million to make and has box officed near 180 million now. Its a masochistic thing or spmething lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look like you were absmorbed by the Morbius craze

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MORB MORB MORB MORB

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf were they thinking honestly are they this out of touch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >are they this out of touch
      they're Hollywood executives. Of course they're out of touch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It made 22$ net per showing.
        NET. not GROSS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's just enough for them to go see Top Gun Maverick with popcorn and a drink. Outstanding grift.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf were they thinking honestly are they this out of touch
      They're literal morons who don't remember Snakes on a Plane.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you re-release it in theaters? Why not do the smart thing and have a discount code "morbed" or "morbin time" and trick idiots into buying it digital

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because they rushed it to streaming platforms people are already subscribed to, dummy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not streaming anywhere for a subscription. You can buy it everywhere. You can pirate if you're evil, but you're so insistent on calling someone else a "dummy" you made yourself look moronic.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did /our/ loo dodger get it right?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leto is box office poison.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the movie is generic garbage. there is nothing of any note in it. RIP.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn he's 50?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a vampire anon. What the fricking movie.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zero word of mouth that it came back to theaters until yesterday, why would anyone expect it to be there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't you expect Morbius to be in theaters?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yall disney homies got morbed on son!
    *morbs on jannys grave*

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