some butthurt minimum wagie can post the video but they can't stop you from driving away. the video's just a week cope that no one else will care about
I don't even know what people want me to do outside. Frolic in the grass? Cartwheel? I "go outside" to get in my car and buy food and check the mail, is that sufficient?
another trump chud obliterated before he even had a chance to retort. mission accomplished anon, report back to hq for your next assignment: taking down chuds in an aoeIV thread on /vst/
Was this taken after the wakanda Black person capeshit movie came out? Damn I'm a fricking dishwasher and I feel sorry for the wagie who has to clean that shit.
While it is indeed humorous to make fun of hourly wage workers, I hope you are not serious in condoning this behavior because these kinds of situations ONLY happen in places with a high concentration of Blacks. Any community that is mostly white should maintain a level of cleanliness and decorum befitting a non-barbaric race.
Back when the Revenge of the Sith came out some pedophile gave me a large popcorn and 10 bucks. Never saw him again or heard what he wanted but thanks for the kinocorn fatass.
I was forced to clean up the football stadium after a game for "fundraising" in college. Frickers don't throw anything away. It took a group of like 40 of us 4 or 5 hours to just pick up the trash
I was actually in charge so I didn't pick up anything, just walked in circles and gave people trash bags
>Worked at Stonehenge >Had to clean up after solstice (25k people in a field) >So many Nos canisters, joint butts etc >This is what a 6000 year old sacred site has become
kys then moron, nobody can force you to do anything.
2 years ago
Anonymous
sorry, let me try again
I was told to do volunteer work with this organization for a fundraiser or lose my scholarship and monthly stipend. Not forced
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's funny because the only way I ever heard of someone losing their scholarship was due to bad grades or criminal charges. What sort of cuck shit got you into that situation anon?
2 years ago
Anonymous
rotc
2 years ago
Anonymous
I rest my case lol. Hope you did well in school and suppressed your bootlicking urges moving forward.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm getting PhD in engineering now
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hope you get a good job and your mom can stop sucking ghetto dicks to pay the rent
2 years ago
Anonymous
quite the projection there, my gay
2 years ago
Anonymous
The boyz in the hood projected their cum onto your mom's face, homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
Can't tell if this post is serious or not.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile is smart people pretending to be dumb morons. Reddit is dumb morons pretending to be smart
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Cinemaphile is smart people pretending to be dumb morons
Yeah but to take it as far as getting PHD in Engineering? That's a little much just for a bit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Can't tell if this post is serious or not.
>Ph.D. in mathematics >any job I want >300k starting
Top gun maverick was pretty good so I just dumped the rest of my popcorn/soda on the ground at the end.
Jurassic park sucked so I sliced the seat next to me open, put a bag of cat shit in it, and sewed it back shut. Frick that movie and frick the wagies for allowing it to be shown at their theater.
>go to see top gun with in-laws >spend previous night eating pickled eggs and drinking real ale >edge down my trousers just so my ass cheeks are touching the seat >spend entire movie bare ass farting on to the seat >put everyone off their popcorn >some outright leave >leave kinoplex and see a massive shit stain on the seat
I actually liked that movie so held back a little. You should've seen what I did to jurassic world dominion
I consider this to be public humiliation and punishment for not studying hard in school. Let's be honest, if their job is to pick my popcorn off the ground and scoop my diarrhea out of the cup holders they aren't exactly MIT's finest.
So punishment for providing service to let people have fun?
If everyone would only work high paing jobs it'd be an apocalypse. Why punish fo being the backbone of comfortable living?
What if the amount of popcorn on the floor is directly correlated with quality of kino? We should be reviewing movies based on that alone, it's completely fair and objective.
>most movies suck >popcorn is 10 dollars >cant pause the movie if i need to pee >tickets are 15 bucks and if you want a good seat gotta watch a movie at 11 pm
Unless the movie is in 3D i wont goto a theater anymore. If they die they die
I mean it's not as israelitey as it sounds. Higher wages drive cost, companies pass the cost on to the consumer. If you're making the same amount but the cost of living is lower you're better off.
the argument against raising wages is that is will increase costs
yet during the pandemic costs increased while wages largely remained the same and nearly every company made record profits
it has nothing to do with the wages, they just dont want to see their profit diminish
Using what happened during the pandemic to come up with a general rule is absolutely moronic. Running costs went up because of supply chain difficulties and COVID-related outlays, profits went up because everyone was sat at home with nothing to do but buy shit with their government bennies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>because of supply chain difficulties and COVID-related outlays >this means its completely ok that companies made record profits during those times
2 years ago
Anonymous
>this means its completely ok that companies made record profits during those times
It's always OK for a company to make profit anon, we are not communists here
The point being, since you can't seem to keep track: during COVID, costs went up, profits went up, wages stayed the same. But the reason both costs and profit went up was because of COVID, not economic factors that you encounter in usual conditions.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>surprised to see record profits during a period of record inflation
Dumb idiot doesn’t understand basic economics, news at 11
2 years ago
Anonymous
>this means its completely ok that companies made record profits during those times
It's always OK for a company to make profit anon, we are not communists here
The point being, since you can't seem to keep track: during COVID, costs went up, profits went up, wages stayed the same. But the reason both costs and profit went up was because of COVID, not economic factors that you encounter in usual conditions.
fricking morons who are absolutely fine with exploitative economics
2 years ago
Anonymous
[...] >t. Mitt Romney
don't be this mad guys, we're just conversing. I haven't even started swearing yet, and I swear a lot. Just cool off a minute.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Mass immigration and outsourcing drive down wages, while Bezos et al move their HQ to taxhaven Ireland, all the while the privately owned Federal Reserve parasite continues to suck the life out of everyone. That’s the core of the issue.
2 years ago
Anonymous
what are you gonna do about it? make an example of the corrupt elite? fat fricking chance, cuck. LMAO
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’m just stating the problem, which isn’t wagie hourly pay. >make an example of the corrupt elite?
That would be just horrible. Don’t fedpost now
2 years ago
Anonymous
>muh fedposters
they do it because they know you're already too demoralized to retake your own country back from them lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
they do it because they haven't met quota and rely on riling up the masses to complete it
2 years ago
Anonymous
what's hilarious to me is that westerners are so unbelievably cucked that anyone that so much as mentions the idea of fighting back against people who hate them and want them dead and are taking steps to accompish this goal is met with cries of "no we deserve to die, we like being slaves, please don't make our overlords mad at us"
2 years ago
Anonymous
t. criticizing their government is punishable by death
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's an argument for tighter immigration control and tax regs, not higher wages
2 years ago
Anonymous
You’re just shifting goal posts now. Higher wages and all of those other factors are intertwined.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So explain to me what happens when you raise wages. If you disagree with me then it's not >higher wages leads to higher costs for businesses leads to higher costs for consumers + inflation
resulting in your wage being higher but buying less, so what does actually happen
2 years ago
Anonymous
You do know the engine of job creation is the buying power of the middle and working class right?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Provided the wage for those jobs stays static so that the increased profits can be funneled into expansion, sure
2 years ago
Anonymous
"stays static" in this case means having the same relative buying power, with wages that grow along with inflation. not completely fricking the middle class and destroying their buying power with stagflation on top of inflation on top of funneling the creation of all new wealth straight to the top.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Buying power is tied to cost of living as a whole, not just “constant indiscriminate raises”.
Raising wages is the midwit non-solution to a complex problem, and it causes more problems than it solves.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Provided the wage for those jobs stays static so that the increased profits can be funneled into expansion, sure
>lolberts
2 years ago
Anonymous
>no argument
2 years ago
Anonymous
>resulting in your wage being higher but buying less
that's only the case if the business owner still want to make the same profit no matter what.
You are literally a fricking shark apologist, kys
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s an argument for lower taxes, so it’s cheaper to stay onshore than it is to offshore.
2 years ago
Anonymous
But lower taxes means more expensive expenses for the public.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It means lower prices for the public, and they get to keep more of their income as well.
Taxes hurt the poorest the most, they exist to destroy economic mobility
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, taxes enable the poorest to still have access to normal human standards in mobility, health, education and culture.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The USA has the highest wealth mobility in the developed world.
Taxes give poor people ‘free’ shit, and also ensures it’s impossible for them to save money and create generational wealth. It exists to keep them on the plantation, by providing them with enough bread and circuses such that they do not question why they live in squalor
2 years ago
Anonymous
>libraries and roads are bad mkay
2 years ago
Anonymous
>you need a central government to have libraries and roads
Your mind on bread and circuses
2 years ago
Anonymous
I was born in a trailer park. I pay taxes. I went from minimum wage to getting paid six figures to work maybe three or four real hours a week, otherwise getting paid to jerk off and shitpost while the janny cleans it up for free. What's different about me? Why was I born poor, paid taxes, yet still managed to succeed and save just fine? Is it because I'm not a moron, and you're just making excuses for those who are?
2 years ago
Anonymous
What do you do for work anon? If you don’t mind sharing
2 years ago
Anonymous
IT consultant. I write the most basic, barebones SQL imaginable, occasionally C# or C++, but even that is very rare. There are whole weeks where I literally do nothing, just set myself to busy on Teams so it looks like I'm doing something, and jerk off or play a game or whatever else. I've probably gotten paid tens of thousands over the last few months just in terms of time spent watching lesbians lick each other's buttholes. For however long it lasts, it's not a bad life. I look at these neets here and these ghetto joggers and their excuses, and I just recoil. It takes nothing, and they still can't get it or take care of themselves.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy based. About to become a zogbot with a cyber job so that should set me up for something similar
2 years ago
Anonymous
WFH IT in general is pretty comfy, but jump to consulting when you get the chance, it pays better and the work is easier. It tends to self select for IT/BI departments that don't know their ass from a hold in the ground and can't manage themselves, so you just write low tier extracts and bullshit like that. Sometimes you have to clean up after the Indians, which is real work, but that's few and far between.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Any recs for me that want to start?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah I was larping.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Frick off butt hurt NEET.
Any recs for me that want to start?
In terms of skills? SQL is really easy, try to pick up an ETL tool like SSIS, and a little C# for script tasks, and you're in business. Some sort of visualization tool like PowerBI or Tableau helps too if you're an artsy guy, but not a hard requirement. Really just learning SSIS in general will start getting you easy jobs. Don't stay anywhere for more than two or three years, always keep applying and interviewing. Don't end up like these slobs still living at 40 how they lived at 12.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>bragging about being addicted to porn
lol
lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
>responds in less than a minute
struck a nerve huh lol
Same gay spotted
2 years ago
Anonymous
Got his ass.
2 years ago
Anonymous
and then everyone clapped
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your mother doesn't clap when she sees your fat ass in her basement at age 35, Tyrese
2 years ago
Anonymous
>proving my point about america having the best wealth mobility in the developed world
Was this supposed to be a own-goal or was it accidental?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Taxes give poor people ‘free’ shit, and also ensures it’s impossible for them to save money and create generational wealth
I was born poor, I paid taxes, and I still managed to save wealth and build the foundations of generational wealth just fine. All that word salad is just blacks b***hing like they always do. A black gets a felony conviction, drops out of school, has ten kids, and then b***hes he can't save money.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you simply and luckily weren't exposed to petty crime or drugs at young age.
The USA has the highest wealth mobility in the developed world.
Taxes give poor people ‘free’ shit, and also ensures it’s impossible for them to save money and create generational wealth. It exists to keep them on the plantation, by providing them with enough bread and circuses such that they do not question why they live in squalor
this is just a tiny part. Do you ever wonder why USA never really tried to put a stop to hard drugs in the USA? Or why is it so difficult for a former felon to have a decent life, even if he actually miracoulously reformed completely?
2 years ago
Anonymous
guess how can you easily prevent higher wages. With immigration and cheap labour
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
a random indian graduate would have the same credentials as 90% of american academics outside of the top ivy league.
So yes, unless you are literally a nobel prize or the top guy in that sector, that argument works for you. Basically, the vast majority of americans are not exceptional in the minimal sense. And was it not for actual laws and labour parties, they'd be living in the poo like indians
2 years ago
Anonymous
>labour
opinion discarded.
GDP.
you will pick it up janny.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the working class without kosher nepotism are all losers
At least he's honest about it
2 years ago
Anonymous
What a stupid quote. Teenagers and new high school graduates could have had hose jobs like back in the day but now those jobs are given to immigrants and you're basically forced to get a degree or work those jobs with wage cuts due to the immigrants.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>thinking I’m approving of it
Gigamoron. I’m telling you who the enemy is, so you don’t waste your time barking up the wrong tree.
>thinks revenue = profit
Absolute fricking moron took half-semester of Economics - News at 0500 because anyone watching the news at 2300 is a waste of oxygen
>dumbfrick rags like WaPo and NTY regularly equating revenue to profits for political reasons
Not my fault all your knowledge of the markets comes from media clickbait headlines
2 years ago
Anonymous
>thinks revenue = profit
Absolute fricking moron took half-semester of Economics - News at 0500 because anyone watching the news at 2300 is a waste of oxygen
2 years ago
Anonymous
if you've ever wondered if you're an npc, i've got news for you
2 years ago
Anonymous
imagine being such a moron.
How does shit like supply chain difficulty raise the nominal price of raw petrol lmao
Have you ever seen prices for anything going lower than before in a way that mattered? Those people are full of shit. They’re robbing their employees, simple as.
>Oh I'm so sorry you have to work on Christmas Mr. Popcorn Broom Monkey.
*turns full large popcorn upside down*
Oh whoops, clumsy me. >Guess I better go get another free refill.
*smirks* >Pick it up.
my theaters don't need to be cleaned in this way, but if you're an abdullah working at a nig theater this is what you're paid for. so clean it up, janny.
That's the thing, it's not their job to clean things ruined on purpose, just the normal accidents. People don't throw every trash just out of their window onto the street and claim on garbage day 'people will do their job'. Or shit on the floor besides their table in a restaurant because smeone else will clean it.
You probably don't even realize how dystopian this loos for normal people outside of your local shithole.
it's not his job to collect thrown pop-corns.
His job description would be something like "keep the facility clean" or some shit like that.
That doesn't mean you that you are excused to do something that you shouldn't be doing just because it just so happens that someone will eventually fix it as a part of their job.
Honestly, this is the shopping cart litmus test all over, but worse. it's the Black person test. If you are a lazy bone, you are a bad person. If you leave shit around and litter, you are a Black person.
Guess what peasant, those tourists who follow the code of all mountain climbing alpha's know to abandon empty equipment because they are not trained to take it down with them, instead they both practice safety AND create jobs for the locals who love mountaineering so it's a passion for them to clean up the burdens left behind by people funding the locals' economy. You should be on your knees thanking those brave tourists, not condemning them.
im going to give the benefit of the doubt and say that these are all variations of 'pride' and country flags
however its all trash that needs to be removed from the mountain
nature has no place for adviretisments
im going to give the benefit of the doubt and say that these are all variations of 'pride' and country flags
however its all trash that needs to be removed from the mountain
nature has no place for adviretisments
I never go out of my way to trash a movie theater just for the hell of it, but if I get tricked into seeing a shitty movie I will usually do a little something to punish the staff.
Usually just fling the rest of my drink over the rows in front of me. Other times I'll take out my pocket knife, melt some sour patch in my mouth, pry the seat control buttons off and cram a bunch of melted candy in them to frick them up. If it's a really bad movie I might slash a few of the cushions. Nothing major just enough to get my money's worth that they stole for me >inb4 but le theater didn't make the movie! it's not their fault
that's like saying it's not the restaurant's fault for serving a bad steak because the cow made it. businesses are responsible for the product they serve, period.
Theater alpha masterrace reporting in. Run that b***h. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta at my theater. Turns out 99% of my theater is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely throw my snacks/refreshments on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even clean it up for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administered by said authoritative figures.
>mfw I see beta wagies clean up my mess like the cucks they are.
I guess the theaters are the ones that run the experiment. I mean it's like schools not kicking people out of class for shitting on their and others desks.
I guess the theaters are the ones that run the experiment. I mean it's like schools not kicking people out of class for shitting on their and others desks.
There's a concealed carry with your name on it, somewhere. I cross my fingers that you get to meet him someday, and your fat Aunt Jemima looking monkey mother wails like a banshee at your funeral.
There's a concealed carry with your name on it, somewhere. I cross my fingers that you get to meet him someday, and your fat Aunt Jemima looking monkey mother wails like a banshee at your funeral.
I always buy an extra large bucket of popcorn which I save till the end to throw in the air in celebration. Did it with every marvel movie. Seethe and cope wagie.
>Buy largest popcorn tub >Throw it in the air to catch with my open mouth >Most of it lands on me, the chair or the floor >Make sure to shift around and step in it as much a possible so it gets nice and stuck in the cheap shitty carpet >Make sure it gets stuck in the deepest part between the cushions >Repeat for entire length of the film >Anything left at the end make sure to dump the entire tub onto the floor and stomp on it as hard as possible >Walk out and politely say to the wagie someone made a huge mess and to have fun
when i worked at a movie theater in high school the image in OP was usually what a kids movie showing looked like after it was over. movies PG and over were usually never that bad. about 90% of people would take their trash and toss it on the way out
My old theater I used to trash with no consequence. Moved to a new city and now they have wagies running back and forth bringing drinks and food the entire time so it's harder. It's funny to prank push the wagie buttons though lmao.
I've worked in theatres and have seen similar messes like this during my wagedom. In these types of jobs there usually isn't a janitor so they just have the workers clean up after the public scum. I always did my part to a reasonable extent but when told to clean situations like picrel I always gave an exaggerated laugh followed by a firm "no". Usually the manager/superviser just starts getting all passive aggressive but eventually ends up asking some cuck to do it or just ends up doing it himself.
Obviously when I did this enough times it would cause them to gun for my job but that just means I got to collect unemployment on my couch for a while until that goes dry. Currently I'm a manager which sucks because eventually I'm going to actually be held responsible for this, luckily we have enough cucks nowadays that theres usually one guy who's willing to do it everytime.
Of course not you don't go outside.
op btfo
GOT EMMMM
Enjoy being outside and me cleaning up my trash while i play H-games in the air conditioning i guess lol.
hahaha get fricked OP
OH SHIIIIIT
Not my problem: Outside Edition®
cart narcs is based though.
Lazy bones are Black folk
Not my problem.
not your problem until you get red handed by the man himself and he puts your childish seething for display on youtube lmao
some butthurt minimum wagie can post the video but they can't stop you from driving away. the video's just a week cope that no one else will care about
>ignore him
>don't make it in the video
it's that simple
ROFL
I live in a country where the wagies wouldn't give a frick to clean up at once, they'll live it like that throughout the day.
So yes: it will be your problem.
Then they will be fired and replaced with minorities who are willing to clean it up. Not my problem.
>minorities
>actually cleaning it up
hahahahahahaha
Why this is always Cinemaphile response to everything? Are the rumors even true? I truly never go outside, but what about the rest? Do you/?
Cinemaphile is full of normalgays and failed normalgays at this point, so they're likely just playing around
I don't even know what people want me to do outside. Frolic in the grass? Cartwheel? I "go outside" to get in my car and buy food and check the mail, is that sufficient?
heehee
and once again OP was a homosexual
hi youtube
I don't get it
Some redditor wagie saw the thread, got triggered, and implied the chad OP doesn’t go outside.
DOWN FOR THE COUNT
op rekt
another trump chud obliterated before he even had a chance to retort. mission accomplished anon, report back to hq for your next assignment: taking down chuds in an aoeIV thread on /vst/
lamo!
there's a fricking global pandemic outside, maybe you didn't fricking notice
No there isn't. Stop making things up.
Nobody should be going outside we should all be following the science and getting our 5th booster! Just 14 days to flatten the curve guys!
0/10
have a nice day
>go outside.
Yet… here you are.
fpbp, OP destroyed and buried
how many times you going to samegay your reddit zinger post and call yourself "based" and all that shit?
>285 / 36 / 111 / 6
Got his ass.
So long and good niiiiiiiiiigght
toasting in epic bread
CLEAN IT UP troony JANNY
Imagine all the cum stains
when the third SW came out i paid a high school kid 10 bucks and gave him my large popcorn to run into the theater and punt it into the audience
>kid walks into theater and tosses popcorn in the first bin he sees
played
he literally just sat down and ate it
Was this taken after the wakanda Black person capeshit movie came out? Damn I'm a fricking dishwasher and I feel sorry for the wagie who has to clean that shit.
t.nigroid
While it is indeed humorous to make fun of hourly wage workers, I hope you are not serious in condoning this behavior because these kinds of situations ONLY happen in places with a high concentration of Blacks. Any community that is mostly white should maintain a level of cleanliness and decorum befitting a non-barbaric race.
Back when the Revenge of the Sith came out some pedophile gave me a large popcorn and 10 bucks. Never saw him again or heard what he wanted but thanks for the kinocorn fatass.
Oh nononono
>he didn't drug the popcorn
He semened it.
Well played.
I doubt he was talking about the flick from 17 years ago moron.
be grateful its not used syringes and condoms
I was forced to clean up the football stadium after a game for "fundraising" in college. Frickers don't throw anything away. It took a group of like 40 of us 4 or 5 hours to just pick up the trash
I was actually in charge so I didn't pick up anything, just walked in circles and gave people trash bags
>Worked at Stonehenge
>Had to clean up after solstice (25k people in a field)
>So many Nos canisters, joint butts etc
>This is what a 6000 year old sacred site has become
Implying the ancients weren’t stoned out of their minds on entheogens , damn you’re so dumb homie
>I was forced
So they asked you politely and you were too much of a cuck so say no?
Autistic dumbass
Right, imagine being forced to do anything unless you're a child or a woman.
I was talking about your moronic autistic ass, moron
kys then moron, nobody can force you to do anything.
sorry, let me try again
I was told to do volunteer work with this organization for a fundraiser or lose my scholarship and monthly stipend. Not forced
That's funny because the only way I ever heard of someone losing their scholarship was due to bad grades or criminal charges. What sort of cuck shit got you into that situation anon?
rotc
I rest my case lol. Hope you did well in school and suppressed your bootlicking urges moving forward.
I'm getting PhD in engineering now
Hope you get a good job and your mom can stop sucking ghetto dicks to pay the rent
quite the projection there, my gay
The boyz in the hood projected their cum onto your mom's face, homosexual
Can't tell if this post is serious or not.
Cinemaphile is smart people pretending to be dumb morons. Reddit is dumb morons pretending to be smart
>Cinemaphile is smart people pretending to be dumb morons
Yeah but to take it as far as getting PHD in Engineering? That's a little much just for a bit.
>Ph.D. in mathematics
>any job I want
>300k starting
PhD in Engineering is the biggest meme possible.
You actually believe that don't you? lmao
it’s an old Cinemaphile meme
clean it up b***h, the football game is over.
shut the frick up, Eugene. You were the designated vomit and used condom sweeper
hopefully you got paid
Why not just behave like a civilized person?
After good movies it's mostly clean.
Black folk bin here.
Pedro comes later to clean.
Amerimutts are truly subhumans. Literally bugpeople. That shit would never happen in Austria.
uh anon the guy you posted is australian not austrian, get it right
>Amerimutts
Not just them. I've been in a british clothing store and they just threw clothes on the ground instead of hanging them back up.
if that's TK Maxx then it's probably folded better on the floor than it is on the shelves
Imagine actually going to the theatre and not investing in an 86" television.
Indeed it isn't. Now clean it up, wagie. And don't forget to smile. It's thanks to people like me you can afford your hot pockets.
I vote with my trash.
Top gun maverick was pretty good so I just dumped the rest of my popcorn/soda on the ground at the end.
Jurassic park sucked so I sliced the seat next to me open, put a bag of cat shit in it, and sewed it back shut. Frick that movie and frick the wagies for allowing it to be shown at their theater.
>go to see top gun with in-laws
>spend previous night eating pickled eggs and drinking real ale
>edge down my trousers just so my ass cheeks are touching the seat
>spend entire movie bare ass farting on to the seat
>put everyone off their popcorn
>some outright leave
>leave kinoplex and see a massive shit stain on the seat
I actually liked that movie so held back a little. You should've seen what I did to jurassic world dominion
I'm not even sure you're lapping.
clean it, wagie
sanest american
My fricking sides
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
Clean it up janny
He dabbing on those wagies.
Seals, the labrador of the ocean
he cute
Isn't there a better and more efficient way to clean this than a fukcing broom?
wagies can't be trusted to use a pressure washer
i used to janny at a zoo and we used a hose for this kind of thing. not sure what these morons are doing.
I consider this to be public humiliation and punishment for not studying hard in school. Let's be honest, if their job is to pick my popcorn off the ground and scoop my diarrhea out of the cup holders they aren't exactly MIT's finest.
>pick my popcorn off the ground
Very naughty
So punishment for providing service to let people have fun?
If everyone would only work high paing jobs it'd be an apocalypse. Why punish fo being the backbone of comfortable living?
People under me should suffer. Simple as.
But you'd suffer way worse if they'd stop cleaning your butt.
lol, no. At worst corpos will come up with more wagie bots to do the same job.
No, at worst corpos will want to save money for more profit so your wagie hasn't enough time to change your diaper every day.
>he thinks I'll live look enough to wear diapers again
Not if I can help it.
The boomers are so greedy that all the aging issues will be worked put by the time we're old
>I consider this to be public humiliation and punishment for not studying hard in school.
Mommy taking away your xbox for bad grades really made you seethe didn’t it?
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
>scoop my diarrhea out of the cup holders
Ive shit in over 30 urinals around the orlando metro area and you literally cannot stop me.
How do you manage to do it quick enough so you're not caught in the act?
Now him but I've done that before at a burger king and a wagie walked in and he didn't do shit. They fear me.
>see autistic lardass squeezing out some butt butter
>ignore him
>have the new employee clean it up
What if the amount of popcorn on the floor is directly correlated with quality of kino? We should be reviewing movies based on that alone, it's completely fair and objective.
I always throw my poppies in the air to the sound of Zimmer score or the like. Kind of enhances it.
It is. That's why the term popcorn-kino is a thing. Actually quality films often don't even sell popcorn.
how do people make this much of a mess idgi. fricking animals
>most movies suck
>popcorn is 10 dollars
>cant pause the movie if i need to pee
>tickets are 15 bucks and if you want a good seat gotta watch a movie at 11 pm
Unless the movie is in 3D i wont goto a theater anymore. If they die they die
Ill goto a movie if they show Porno And there are prostitutes there that we can frick while we watch porn.
How to speedrun a trip to hell
>posting from goyphone
>mentions bbc
I hate americans
bros... is it true??
I mean it's not as israelitey as it sounds. Higher wages drive cost, companies pass the cost on to the consumer. If you're making the same amount but the cost of living is lower you're better off.
>Higher wages drive cost
brainlet detected
larger profits drive cost
What are you saying right now
Companies making more money makes all the things they have to spend money on more expensive?
the argument against raising wages is that is will increase costs
yet during the pandemic costs increased while wages largely remained the same and nearly every company made record profits
it has nothing to do with the wages, they just dont want to see their profit diminish
Using what happened during the pandemic to come up with a general rule is absolutely moronic. Running costs went up because of supply chain difficulties and COVID-related outlays, profits went up because everyone was sat at home with nothing to do but buy shit with their government bennies.
>because of supply chain difficulties and COVID-related outlays
>this means its completely ok that companies made record profits during those times
>this means its completely ok that companies made record profits during those times
It's always OK for a company to make profit anon, we are not communists here
The point being, since you can't seem to keep track: during COVID, costs went up, profits went up, wages stayed the same. But the reason both costs and profit went up was because of COVID, not economic factors that you encounter in usual conditions.
>surprised to see record profits during a period of record inflation
Dumb idiot doesn’t understand basic economics, news at 11
fricking morons who are absolutely fine with exploitative economics
don't be this mad guys, we're just conversing. I haven't even started swearing yet, and I swear a lot. Just cool off a minute.
Mass immigration and outsourcing drive down wages, while Bezos et al move their HQ to taxhaven Ireland, all the while the privately owned Federal Reserve parasite continues to suck the life out of everyone. That’s the core of the issue.
what are you gonna do about it? make an example of the corrupt elite? fat fricking chance, cuck. LMAO
I’m just stating the problem, which isn’t wagie hourly pay.
>make an example of the corrupt elite?
That would be just horrible. Don’t fedpost now
>muh fedposters
they do it because they know you're already too demoralized to retake your own country back from them lol
they do it because they haven't met quota and rely on riling up the masses to complete it
what's hilarious to me is that westerners are so unbelievably cucked that anyone that so much as mentions the idea of fighting back against people who hate them and want them dead and are taking steps to accompish this goal is met with cries of "no we deserve to die, we like being slaves, please don't make our overlords mad at us"
t. criticizing their government is punishable by death
That's an argument for tighter immigration control and tax regs, not higher wages
You’re just shifting goal posts now. Higher wages and all of those other factors are intertwined.
So explain to me what happens when you raise wages. If you disagree with me then it's not
>higher wages leads to higher costs for businesses leads to higher costs for consumers + inflation
resulting in your wage being higher but buying less, so what does actually happen
You do know the engine of job creation is the buying power of the middle and working class right?
Provided the wage for those jobs stays static so that the increased profits can be funneled into expansion, sure
"stays static" in this case means having the same relative buying power, with wages that grow along with inflation. not completely fricking the middle class and destroying their buying power with stagflation on top of inflation on top of funneling the creation of all new wealth straight to the top.
Buying power is tied to cost of living as a whole, not just “constant indiscriminate raises”.
Raising wages is the midwit non-solution to a complex problem, and it causes more problems than it solves.
>lolberts
>no argument
>resulting in your wage being higher but buying less
that's only the case if the business owner still want to make the same profit no matter what.
You are literally a fricking shark apologist, kys
It’s an argument for lower taxes, so it’s cheaper to stay onshore than it is to offshore.
But lower taxes means more expensive expenses for the public.
It means lower prices for the public, and they get to keep more of their income as well.
Taxes hurt the poorest the most, they exist to destroy economic mobility
No, taxes enable the poorest to still have access to normal human standards in mobility, health, education and culture.
The USA has the highest wealth mobility in the developed world.
Taxes give poor people ‘free’ shit, and also ensures it’s impossible for them to save money and create generational wealth. It exists to keep them on the plantation, by providing them with enough bread and circuses such that they do not question why they live in squalor
>libraries and roads are bad mkay
>you need a central government to have libraries and roads
Your mind on bread and circuses
I was born in a trailer park. I pay taxes. I went from minimum wage to getting paid six figures to work maybe three or four real hours a week, otherwise getting paid to jerk off and shitpost while the janny cleans it up for free. What's different about me? Why was I born poor, paid taxes, yet still managed to succeed and save just fine? Is it because I'm not a moron, and you're just making excuses for those who are?
What do you do for work anon? If you don’t mind sharing
IT consultant. I write the most basic, barebones SQL imaginable, occasionally C# or C++, but even that is very rare. There are whole weeks where I literally do nothing, just set myself to busy on Teams so it looks like I'm doing something, and jerk off or play a game or whatever else. I've probably gotten paid tens of thousands over the last few months just in terms of time spent watching lesbians lick each other's buttholes. For however long it lasts, it's not a bad life. I look at these neets here and these ghetto joggers and their excuses, and I just recoil. It takes nothing, and they still can't get it or take care of themselves.
Holy based. About to become a zogbot with a cyber job so that should set me up for something similar
WFH IT in general is pretty comfy, but jump to consulting when you get the chance, it pays better and the work is easier. It tends to self select for IT/BI departments that don't know their ass from a hold in the ground and can't manage themselves, so you just write low tier extracts and bullshit like that. Sometimes you have to clean up after the Indians, which is real work, but that's few and far between.
Any recs for me that want to start?
Nah I was larping.
Frick off butt hurt NEET.
In terms of skills? SQL is really easy, try to pick up an ETL tool like SSIS, and a little C# for script tasks, and you're in business. Some sort of visualization tool like PowerBI or Tableau helps too if you're an artsy guy, but not a hard requirement. Really just learning SSIS in general will start getting you easy jobs. Don't stay anywhere for more than two or three years, always keep applying and interviewing. Don't end up like these slobs still living at 40 how they lived at 12.
>bragging about being addicted to porn
lol
lmao
Same gay spotted
Got his ass.
and then everyone clapped
Your mother doesn't clap when she sees your fat ass in her basement at age 35, Tyrese
>proving my point about america having the best wealth mobility in the developed world
Was this supposed to be a own-goal or was it accidental?
>Taxes give poor people ‘free’ shit, and also ensures it’s impossible for them to save money and create generational wealth
I was born poor, I paid taxes, and I still managed to save wealth and build the foundations of generational wealth just fine. All that word salad is just blacks b***hing like they always do. A black gets a felony conviction, drops out of school, has ten kids, and then b***hes he can't save money.
you simply and luckily weren't exposed to petty crime or drugs at young age.
this is just a tiny part. Do you ever wonder why USA never really tried to put a stop to hard drugs in the USA? Or why is it so difficult for a former felon to have a decent life, even if he actually miracoulously reformed completely?
guess how can you easily prevent higher wages. With immigration and cheap labour
a random indian graduate would have the same credentials as 90% of american academics outside of the top ivy league.
So yes, unless you are literally a nobel prize or the top guy in that sector, that argument works for you. Basically, the vast majority of americans are not exceptional in the minimal sense. And was it not for actual laws and labour parties, they'd be living in the poo like indians
>labour
opinion discarded.
GDP.
you will pick it up janny.
>the working class without kosher nepotism are all losers
At least he's honest about it
What a stupid quote. Teenagers and new high school graduates could have had hose jobs like back in the day but now those jobs are given to immigrants and you're basically forced to get a degree or work those jobs with wage cuts due to the immigrants.
>thinking I’m approving of it
Gigamoron. I’m telling you who the enemy is, so you don’t waste your time barking up the wrong tree.
>dumbfrick rags like WaPo and NTY regularly equating revenue to profits for political reasons
Not my fault all your knowledge of the markets comes from media clickbait headlines
>thinks revenue = profit
Absolute fricking moron took half-semester of Economics - News at 0500 because anyone watching the news at 2300 is a waste of oxygen
if you've ever wondered if you're an npc, i've got news for you
imagine being such a moron.
How does shit like supply chain difficulty raise the nominal price of raw petrol lmao
>t. Mitt Romney
Articles like these are written by trust fund kiddies who've never had to work a day of manual labor or retail in their life.
projection
No, they’re written by malicious liars whose job is to convince the debt cattle that their slavery is a good thing for as long as possible
Have you ever seen prices for anything going lower than before in a way that mattered? Those people are full of shit. They’re robbing their employees, simple as.
The person who paid for those article votes Republican for sure.
Theater employees b***h so much but when I was a teenager and applied to work at one I never got it and ended up doing shittier jobs, so frick em
it's literally $15 for a ticket and $25 for a small popcorn and coke
i make damn sure I never clean up after myself
I actively shit under the seat.
"And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter."
>Oh I'm so sorry you have to work on Christmas Mr. Popcorn Broom Monkey.
*turns full large popcorn upside down*
Oh whoops, clumsy me. >Guess I better go get another free refill.
*smirks*
>Pick it up.
>unironically working on Christmas to keep a minimum wage job
Either the king of cucks or you just want to avoid your family
Purposefully making a mess in kinoplexes is non-white behavior. If you're white and do this you're a Black person in my eyes tbh.
>'not my problem' is non-white behavior. If you're white and do this you're a Black person in my eyes tbh.
"not my problem" can be attributed to everything you hate about minorities so yeah.
I'd like to kindly request that the redditor wagie sympathizers to leave this thread.
We trash here.
Simple as.
>redditor wagie sympathizers
No, we're just disgusted by inhuman behavior out of mental instability or animal instincts.
>we're
reddit moment. pick it up
Yeah, okay, I'll worry about picking up my popcorn as I'm being riddled full of bullets
underrated post
it's just popcorn lmao. that's like 10 minutes worth of cleaning. do your frickin job and stop complaining, janny abdullah.
People who don’t clean up after themselves are nigs
my theaters don't need to be cleaned in this way, but if you're an abdullah working at a nig theater this is what you're paid for. so clean it up, janny.
We have people like you to clean it up for the rest of us. Not my problem.
That's the thing, it's not their job to clean things ruined on purpose, just the normal accidents. People don't throw every trash just out of their window onto the street and claim on garbage day 'people will do their job'. Or shit on the floor besides their table in a restaurant because smeone else will clean it.
You probably don't even realize how dystopian this loos for normal people outside of your local shithole.
it's not his job to collect thrown pop-corns.
His job description would be something like "keep the facility clean" or some shit like that.
That doesn't mean you that you are excused to do something that you shouldn't be doing just because it just so happens that someone will eventually fix it as a part of their job.
Honestly, this is the shopping cart litmus test all over, but worse. it's the Black person test. If you are a lazy bone, you are a bad person. If you leave shit around and litter, you are a Black person.
It's not my problem though, I have a college degree.
it's not your problem I agree. That doesn't make you less of a Black person.
ITT: a bunch of morons who have never worked that would cry if their monthly living payments were to decrease in value
People leave trash on fricking mount everest
Nepal should make that a capital crime
Just like in bad cinemas they will accept it because it pays.
Try that shit in a good one and you're banned for life.
They should just carry their trash to the nearest garbage can.
There's more pics if you google it too it's real bad
lmao what a cuck
https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/trash-and-overcrowding-top-world
The locals care about keeping it clean it's sacred to them.
No, the abos cared about keeping their rock clean.
Guess what peasant, those tourists who follow the code of all mountain climbing alpha's know to abandon empty equipment because they are not trained to take it down with them, instead they both practice safety AND create jobs for the locals who love mountaineering so it's a passion for them to clean up the burdens left behind by people funding the locals' economy. You should be on your knees thanking those brave tourists, not condemning them.
American-german-chinese tourists.
Imagine being the poor wagie who has to climb the mountain and bring all of that back down
>white rich people with a god-complex and lot of time to waste are fricking idiots
not surprised
we are not going to make it, are we
It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.
im going to give the benefit of the doubt and say that these are all variations of 'pride' and country flags
however its all trash that needs to be removed from the mountain
nature has no place for adviretisments
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prayer_flag
so we need some prayer flag etiquette
there doesnt need to be a prayer flag for every butthole that climbs this tourist point
CLEAN IT WAGIE
They leave bodies too.
I never go out of my way to trash a movie theater just for the hell of it, but if I get tricked into seeing a shitty movie I will usually do a little something to punish the staff.
Usually just fling the rest of my drink over the rows in front of me. Other times I'll take out my pocket knife, melt some sour patch in my mouth, pry the seat control buttons off and cram a bunch of melted candy in them to frick them up. If it's a really bad movie I might slash a few of the cushions. Nothing major just enough to get my money's worth that they stole for me
>inb4 but le theater didn't make the movie! it's not their fault
that's like saying it's not the restaurant's fault for serving a bad steak because the cow made it. businesses are responsible for the product they serve, period.
>take a job which entails picking up trash
>"NOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR LOOK AT ALL THIS POPCORN I HAVE TO CLEAN UP I WANT TO BE DA BOSS NOWWWW!!!"
>job is to fix injured people
>nooo don't just jump in front of cars for fun
I get now why health care in murica is so expensive.
We don't think about you at all.
Which would explain a lot of these weird post-apocalyptic trends bother noone actually affected.
Theater alpha masterrace reporting in. Run that b***h. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta at my theater. Turns out 99% of my theater is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely throw my snacks/refreshments on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even clean it up for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administered by said authoritative figures.
>mfw I see beta wagies clean up my mess like the cucks they are.
I guess the theaters are the ones that run the experiment. I mean it's like schools not kicking people out of class for shitting on their and others desks.
based and redpilled
cringe and eslpilled
>authoritative figures
Is that a fancy way of saying 'people bigger and stronger than you'?
nowadays it means those more educated that you
No, those with more fame and mone than you.
That's what I would normally think, but the context of that post implies otherwise.
no, most people aren't Black folk like you and won't like to do anything with you, simple as. Good luck finding a decent life
clean it up
keep rolling that dice Black person you'll find the opposite of you who is just as Black personish
>this new
There's a concealed carry with your name on it, somewhere. I cross my fingers that you get to meet him someday, and your fat Aunt Jemima looking monkey mother wails like a banshee at your funeral.
>wake up
>think about the united states
>repeat
Not our fault it always turns out to be china, india or you.
GDP.
Such is the life of a seething euro
CLEAN IT UP troony JANNY
I always buy an extra large bucket of popcorn which I save till the end to throw in the air in celebration. Did it with every marvel movie. Seethe and cope wagie.
A lot of people here like to say black people do this, but where I live they DON'T. It's generally bratty Mexican kids and white teens who do that
In my town it's Black folk. Also applies for every single misbehaviour in public context.
Here it's bratty teens in the last rows in shitty movies.
Me and my squad were the craziest when we were in 8th grade. Tried to one up each other on crazy shit like that.
get the frick in there wagie, you got some work to do
I have a personal internet janitor who cleans up my shit for free. Sometimes he even gives me a 3 day vacation for leaving an extra big mess.
This is how black "people" view the world. It doesn't take a genius to understand the long term results.
At least no one sharted there.
my mfw when me tryna find a common ground among the countries where this stuff happens
Oh you left your phone in the theater? Sorry I didn't see it.
>responds in less than a minute
struck a nerve huh lol
The "I still eat microwave chicken tenders and live on mom's allowance" crowd gets butt blasted everytime I post it. kek
>Buy largest popcorn tub
>Throw it in the air to catch with my open mouth
>Most of it lands on me, the chair or the floor
>Make sure to shift around and step in it as much a possible so it gets nice and stuck in the cheap shitty carpet
>Make sure it gets stuck in the deepest part between the cushions
>Repeat for entire length of the film
>Anything left at the end make sure to dump the entire tub onto the floor and stomp on it as hard as possible
>Walk out and politely say to the wagie someone made a huge mess and to have fun
You will clean it up.
if that's the theatre, imagine how bad the showers are
Showers????
>not showering before kino
ngmi
when i worked at a movie theater in high school the image in OP was usually what a kids movie showing looked like after it was over. movies PG and over were usually never that bad. about 90% of people would take their trash and toss it on the way out
people are more lawless now
>another funny cinema trashing thread
>spergs take it seriously
Stop seething
(You)
>another homosexual
Go away, homosexual
it’s funny watching them seethe for us. Like dancing wagies lmao
if people wouldn't take it seriously it wouldn't be funny
i remember when i went to see transformers 3 i had to go to the bathroom really bad but i was so immersed in the kino i just took a fat shit there
i dont think they ever figured out it was me. they never barred me from any future showings.
>Transformers 3
>Immersed
I don't believe you
My old theater I used to trash with no consequence. Moved to a new city and now they have wagies running back and forth bringing drinks and food the entire time so it's harder. It's funny to prank push the wagie buttons though lmao.
>black panther screening
I've worked in theatres and have seen similar messes like this during my wagedom. In these types of jobs there usually isn't a janitor so they just have the workers clean up after the public scum. I always did my part to a reasonable extent but when told to clean situations like picrel I always gave an exaggerated laugh followed by a firm "no". Usually the manager/superviser just starts getting all passive aggressive but eventually ends up asking some cuck to do it or just ends up doing it himself.
Obviously when I did this enough times it would cause them to gun for my job but that just means I got to collect unemployment on my couch for a while until that goes dry. Currently I'm a manager which sucks because eventually I'm going to actually be held responsible for this, luckily we have enough cucks nowadays that theres usually one guy who's willing to do it everytime.
>chad plays football game
>cuck team cleans it up
Not my problem.
https://www.tiktok.com/@thatonemovieemployee/video/7046308160566611246?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&refer=embed&referer_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2F&referer_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Funclick%2Fspider-man-cinemark-theater-mess-tiktok%2F&referer_video_id=7046308160566611246
Kek I used to work at this exact movie theater.
Cleaned it up
what
You cleaned it up.
How new?
Nah I saw that post on Reddit from a coworker after I left
I also was a supervisor so I just told the zoomers what to do
can I be the last thread post, bros?
Sure