Nothing Disney makes feels like Star Wars

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is like Shakespeare. You cannot possibly hope to imitate it.
    People will be talking about Star Wars in 400 years, debating OT vs PT, SE or not, etc.
    They will talk about it as "one of those really old movies that still kinda holds up, if you can get past the anachronisms".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i shudder to imagine the state of cinema in 400 years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i shudder to imagine the state of cinema in 400 years
        weve got like 6 months until a total collapse of society bud
        start planting potatoes tomorrow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there will be dystopian files based upon our current reailty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I shudder to imagine the state of cinema in 10 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly do you mean that you can’t imitate Shakespeare

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Peak art is representative of the artist's uniquely developed personality. You couldn't forge a Henry VII play and accurately say "look it's more Shakespeare!". You can't make a movie like Rogue One and say "whoa this is a classic just like A New Hope!". I suppose I mean imitation as being successful recreation, of course you can imitate crab but it is not the same as crab.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is what I mean by classic:

          NOTHING DISNEY DOES CAN TAKE THIS FROM ME
          NOTHING

          ?t=34
          NOTHING YOU HEAR ME YOU FRICKS
          NOTHING!

          Nothing Disney could ever put out could ever meet this as an equal. Nothing, unless... (a man can hope, that somehow a true artist would come by and make Star Wars again.....)

          Do you understand ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Star Wars is our Vagner. Our Shakespeare. Our Iliad. Frick Marvel. Frick James Bond. Frick Superman. Frick Batman. Frick all of that gay moronic shit, SW (1-6) is king, and there is nothing else like it in all of cinema. Nor will there ever be.
            We should be so lucky that Disney keeps milking it, the masses don't deserve any better. We will always have the one true space wizard kino, and no amount of SLOP will tarnish solid gold. AMEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Agree also the music in Star Wars is some of the most moving classical musical ever made and pushes the series into god tier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

      Only true of the six films Lucas made. The EU and The Clone Wars not as much (even though I love them), and definitely not for any of the literal dogshit Disney put out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >People will be talking about Star Wars in 400 years,

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s dead. There’s nothing of what I felt left. And what I love they turned into afterbirth soup.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is Kenobi bad then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s pretty much take the existing lore and characters and run it through an AI that builds a new script integrating a progressive checklist. It’s basically comic-grade content turned cinema. Doesn’t resonate at all like the movies. You’ll see Vader and Kenobi fight and basically forget about it after a day. You’re fine just watching the 6 movies and not paying attention to this Disney eu. Pretty much what

      Disney hired a bunch of women and PoC who didnt give a frick about Star Wars and whose only asset was being diverse. They put these dreamless fricks in front of a multibillion industry under no one who knew what they were doing and this is what we got. If Disney didn’t control the presses we’d be hearing about it being one of the great business frick ups of this century.

      so I saw darth vader come back just a few hours ago and it was i dont know
      just not as epic as i imagined it
      it just felt cheap, like those youtube fanfilms that used to be made before disney sued and took them down for copyright infringement, and those still had more soul

      etc. said
      It’s like fanfiction turned canon.
      We really needed Georgie this time

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the music so shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Without Williams it kinda just turns into generic mush. That being said I didn't like the music in the sequels either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Music can be made that fits without williams, its just disney are lazy penny pinching israelites that somehow spend 15 mill an episode on boba and end with a CW tier production

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothing Disney makes feels like Star Wars
    as nostalgic as i am i have come to realize that the OST of star wars made it go from decent to absolute fricking unmitigated CLASSIC KINO the likes of which we will never see or hear again

    ?t=48
    god i want TO GO BACK AHHHHH

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But if the droids or ewoks were there to make quips, you'd be complaining about that too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. The whole thing feels like a bad fan film. I'm not one of the chuds who hates that black people are in this, but this is just dull and poorly written. Obi-Wan isn't even the fricking focus of the show

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney hired a bunch of women and PoC who didnt give a frick about Star Wars and whose only asset was being diverse. They put these dreamless fricks in front of a multibillion industry under no one who knew what they were doing and this is what we got. If Disney didn’t control the presses we’d be hearing about it being one of the great business frick ups of this century.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all assets across the board tanking
      >can't stop any of it because it would be a PR nightmare and get canceled
      >gave a crazy feminist power thinking she wouldn't abuse it
      >literally have to get people from other projects *cough* marvel staff *cough* to help put out the fires in a sinking ship

      It's like episode 2, we're all realizing that PalpaKennedy usurped the senate and already has Twitter SocialMediaWalker on her side killing off anyone who still believes in the old ways of making good movies and TV shows, making sure the Wokepire is established by force

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so I saw darth vader come back just a few hours ago and it was i dont know
    just not as epic as i imagined it
    it just felt cheap, like those youtube fanfilms that used to be made before disney sued and took them down for copyright infringement, and those still had more soul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fanfilms made by dweebs are unironically better acted, better written, and more enjoyable to watch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fanfilms are better
        see...Uncharted
        That shit is incredible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they already brought him back in rogue one and it was cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the novelty of that really made me basedface in the movie theater and clap
        >tfw the original script for rogue one was darth vader hunting down all of the R1 crew one by one with the same ending
        we've been denied kino one too many times

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOTHING DISNEY DOES CAN TAKE THIS FROM ME
    NOTHING

    ?t=34
    NOTHING YOU HEAR ME YOU FRICKS
    NOTHING!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean the Reva & Leia Show?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the focus on the things that made Star Wars fun like bounty hunters, rebels, and smugglers in deserted places full of ruins on the fringes of galactic society. That's actually very much Star Wars in ways the prequels weren't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars is very flexible and capable of being more than just the western genre IMO. You could tell a podracing sports story or a political thriller about a Twi'lek seducing a Senator to spy on him and it would still feel like it fits in the universe.

      For the prequels specifically they came out a time when video games etc. were cheaper to make so even if the movies didn't have bounty hunters a lot, there was a whole Jango Fett video game and multimedia material that meshes with the experience of watching just the prequel movies.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mandalorian is actually good tbf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro no it isn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is but ok

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is you joyless homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bro thats legitimately the only good scene, and yes, it is good

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >bro thats legitimately the only good scene,

            You're a dork.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bro no it isn't

        Mando is good. Sure it's not excellent, mind-blowing, ground breaking or some kind of landmark achievement but it's good and if you can't realize that you should probably live in the woods alone for a month to recalibrate.

        why the frick do disney sabers glow so fricking bright?
        somebody turns on their saber and the entire fricking scene gets mood lighting, I hate it.
        Also not a big fan of the bass farting symbolizing force usage, miss when it was reserved for Kylo to represent how unstable he is

        >why the frick do disney sabers glow so fricking bright?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, you're so fricking reddit I cannot even take you seriously. GTFO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mandalorian is actually good tbf
      Yes, but the executive's and their goon's reactions to it has created nothing by excrement following it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's good and then devolves into a big dumb battle at the end of every season. The small stuff works and it works really well as a fun show. But the more they escalate it the more stupid it gets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the baby yoda jedi shit in BoBF was weird as hell
      is baby yoda going to be jumping into action with a little green lightsaber in S3?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Baby Yoda is going to pilot IG-11's body like a mecha.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just season 1 and a few select episodes of season 2.
      I genuinely believe they somehow got lucky with season 1 and are trying to replicate its popularity. But they don't realize that making it more of an anthology made it better for segregated stories with actual new characters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        S1E3 of Mando of him rescuing Yeed and getting saved by the Mandalorians jetpacking is like the peak of the show and everything else hasn't come close to that episode for me, often being way way worse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mando doesn't bounty hunt.
          >Boba fett doesn't bounty hunt.
          We still haven't got our gritty, dark, underworld, morally grey bounty hunter series.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Got like 10 minutes of it in Boba Fett episode 5 before the rest of the episode was talking to the boring slow talking armorer lady and that Tatooine mechanic hag.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it says a lot that the mandalorian was supposed to be a small thing and ended up being the most successful thing they've done with the franchise

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick do disney sabers glow so fricking bright?
    somebody turns on their saber and the entire fricking scene gets mood lighting, I hate it.
    Also not a big fan of the bass farting symbolizing force usage, miss when it was reserved for Kylo to represent how unstable he is

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The lightsabers seem like they were very bright because the Vader scene was shot to be like a horror movie and the whole thing barely has any lighting. There is so little lighting that they chose to light it with the laser swords. Bad choice. It seems like they remembered the horror-ish ending of Rogue One and then doubled down on it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one who thought it looked stupid that the red and blue lightsabers made clear purple light on obi-wan's face? I don't remember them ever doing that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Am I the only one who thought it looked stupid that the red and blue lightsabers made clear purple light on obi-wan's face?
        The lasers were never intended to light the scene before. If you up the intensity it will of course look different.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Am I the only one who thought it looked stupid that the red and blue lightsabers made clear purple light on obi-wan's face?
        The lasers were never intended to light the scene before. If you up the intensity it will of course look different.

        The lightsabers glowed like something out of a fan film not the pure beams of energy in the OT and PT.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its very obvious they just used led filled tubes instead of lighting them in post like they did the entire time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Am I the only one who thought it looked stupid that the red and blue lightsabers made clear purple light on obi-wan's face?
        The lasers were never intended to light the scene before. If you up the intensity it will of course look different.

        See Anakin and Dooku's duel for what the lighting should look like

        ?t=106

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That epic showdown when Darth and Obi meet again.
    If I had written it, Obi Wan would have immediately taken the high ground, then pointed at Darth and laughed.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not a fan of what I've seen so far. The writing is extremely poor and the show has utterly failed to legitimize Inquisitors as anything but cartoony fan fiction.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >actually liked mandalorian quite a bit so far
    >Just know it's going to get turned to absolute garbage and retroactively ruin all seasons at some point
    Sucks

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The thing I hate most about it is people who think the PTSD making him completely inept is brilliant mature storytelling just because trauma is automatically a serious topic. It's being done as cliche as possible and will likely be fixed in one scene like TLJ Luke when he gets a mental health power up. And it's a dream for this female oriented writing group to just give Kenobi zero skills or power at all for five episodes so it's not coming from a place which honestly wants to tell a story about trauma.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They easily could have acting this way in public to stay hidden. But then when he was alone with 3rd sister, he could have let loose since he wouldnt need to hide when alone. This also could have helped her story, since she seems to maybe have second thoughts about being on the dark side. He could have even monologed about remembering her from the academy etc.

      But no.....couldnt do that. He just has to act like a limp b***h for no real reason.

      Also, Vader should have been equally as terrified of Obi as he was mad. Obi fricked Vader up last time they fought.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Master Yoda, did I ever tell you that I discovered a secret underground railroad for jedis and force sensitive children
    >We probably should have sent them all to Dagobah so you could train them, since there's way more than two people who could potentially defeat Darth Vader and the Emperor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh plot holes

      Who cares, Star Wars is literal live action anime. Just enjoy it without thinking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are the problem

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do you "feel" star wars? what does that even mean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty simple.

      From 1977 to 2012 every official movie/show about was made 100% based on the vision of one man. That puts it in stark contrast against other big movie franchises, like Batman, because most of them had different creators do their own creative spins on the property since the very beginning. Doesn't matter what the film sounds or looks like or who the actors are or where the film is set, if there's someone dressed like a bat fighting crime, that's Batman.

      But in case of Disneywars, it feels like this:

      Disney hired a bunch of women and PoC who didnt give a frick about Star Wars and whose only asset was being diverse. They put these dreamless fricks in front of a multibillion industry under no one who knew what they were doing and this is what we got. If Disney didn’t control the presses we’d be hearing about it being one of the great business frick ups of this century.

      It’s pretty much take the existing lore and characters and run it through an AI that builds a new script integrating a progressive checklist. It’s basically comic-grade content turned cinema. Doesn’t resonate at all like the movies. You’ll see Vader and Kenobi fight and basically forget about it after a day. You’re fine just watching the 6 movies and not paying attention to this Disney eu. Pretty much what [...]
      [...] etc. said
      It’s like fanfiction turned canon.
      We really needed Georgie this time

      I think one of the reasons for the "cheap" feeling is that one man who was in charge of Star Wars until 2012 paid a LOT of attention to detail. He made everyone work hard to get things "just right". Disney and their lackeys don't give a frick. Example: in the films made by Lucas, Vader's mask is not symmetrical but in Disneywars it always is.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Obi Wan series is literally the best thing to happen to Star Wars since Revenge of the Sith

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      agreed wtf is everyone smoking

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fans grow to resent the creator because he doesn't do exactly what they want and think they can do better with his product
    >product loses that special spark that made people like it in the first place with the creator gone
    many such cases

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Obi wan show I feel like I must be in the minority here. nothing is ever going to really be great again so I just accept things for what they are.

    what I don't understand is why everyone hates it like what were they expecting it to be.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the 3rd world space rebel aesthetic. Everything is always frickin gray and off color brown down and everyone's wearing rags. They never nailed the visual aesthetic in any of the disney product

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The aesthetic is accurate for Tatooine but they think Tatoonie and that aesthetic is star wars so they have every planet be that and it got old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. The show is supposed to be somehow tied to the Fallen Order game and that game nailed the locations

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have the balls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A sex scene of her would be universe shattering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dude thhey should have long ago made a movie with maul and her.
      would be a better love story than any thin disney has ever made.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's not starwars about this?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even worse. Nothing Disney makes feels like Disney. They're literally Bollywood films.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars feels like shit. Disney got that right.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    disney sucks the soul out of everything

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is dead and it will never come back. You need to let it go and move on with your life. It's important to look at things that aren't Star Wars.

    Stop worshipping franchises. You will always be disappointed.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you people actually watch this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm watching because I hate Ewan and want to see him suffer for what he and that prostitute did to Riley Stearns. I'm still not over how that puta treated me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm curious to see how Disney will frick up a good idea and if we get some kino diaglogue between obi wan and vader. We kind of did but it was too short and overshadowed by the bad duel and lightsabers.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is best when it is in your imagination. The original movies have just enough information for you to envision other parts of the universe.
    Actually seeing it often leads to disappointment as what makes the OT great is 80% in your head.
    Disney is so hellbent on defeating Wookieepedia in its autism in that everything must be shown and explained. With zero effort I might add.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The rule for writing is that you come up with 3 ideas and go with the 4th idea.

      Disney just takes the 1st idea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Star Wars is so widely popular, especially with kids, because of the creative framework around it. Most of Star Wars' profit comes from toy sales. George realized this with the prequels and put extra effort into each movie being different. Different aliens, different planets, different vehicles and machines. Things are fun, colorful, interesting. That's why Clone Wars era stuff is still so popular.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney is so hellbent on defeating Wookieepedia in its autism in that everything must be shown and explained
      And even then, wookiepedia EU autists still manage to come on top because sequel trilogy lore makes no fricking sense whatsoever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't really the case before Disney though. The EU did not have this problem. It had soul. It was fun and had emotional stakes. Plenty of things were explored, expanded, and fleshed out from the movies and none of it was disappointing because it had creativity and real thought put in by writers who actually had talent, cared, and weren't held on a tight leash. Disney Wars is just a hollow, empty product. Star Wars material under Lucas, with or without much of his own involvement, were more often than not passion projects.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    george lucas is star wars

    star wars is george lucas

    Fans who criticize him should kill them selfs cause now we have disney.

  34. 2 years ago
    Fifth aspirator

    The Fifth aspirator

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Took you long enough.

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