Nothing matters

All new movies are memoryholed 2 weeks later after their release. Nothing matters anymore. By late march, DUNC 2 is going to be yet another "big" release that is 100% forgotten.
Remember Avatar 2? That's right, me neither
Nothing matters anymore, everything is bland and forgettable

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm is that what you look like chud?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait till my movie comes out, kiddo. It’ll change everything forever.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao boomer. You should be simping on twitch and chatting on discord, not watching old format cinema.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still gooning to this flexible jailbait kraken on Netflix, and if you were smart, you'd be doing the same.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More irrefutable proof that all animators and artists are nonces.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It never mattered. It only matters if it matters to you

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we need to keep talking over and over about the same movie forever
    you are CATTLE

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Life itself is fleeting, as it should be. So why are you whining like a little b***h?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I blame isreal

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When are you morons going to realize that just because someone is not shilling something right this second it doesn't mean that people have forgotten about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cared about Avatar 2. Same thing with DUNC part 1. Literally the only memorable scene is the sardaukar mongol throat singing, everything else was 100% forgettable. DUNC part 2 is even more bland and sterile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >reeeeee my opinion is fact

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember la la land and Barbie. The new matrix trash had some hype too

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care? You're not making a change, just watch the shit you like and quit overthinking.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whether it is good or bad and you love it or hate it; everyone must admit that Barbie is probably going to be remembered for a long fricking time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will be remembered as the prime example for the disgusting combo of popular IP + woke politics and how truly moronic our country became during the Trump years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's already forgotten, it got its 15 seconds for "wow they made a movie about a TOY!" (also see battleship)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Straight up, im a retail wage slave and a few days ago at work, i over heard a mother tell her daughter to go pick out her barbie. I turned to look and both the mother and daughter were very young, mother was mid-Late 20s Hispanic and daughter was like 5. I thought to myself "barbie is only relevant to these normies because of the movie."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >little girls play with Barbies because of Greta Gerwig
        are you fricking insane

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember Avatar 2?
    Yes, I was just thinking about it the other day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because when Star wars first comes out decades ago and people line up around the block to see it's an emergent and unexpected reaction by humanity to a new stimulus, it just flows naturally. Once you get to the point where you are trying to cynically remanufacture that event all magic is gone and you are participating in pure spectacle

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing matters
    Uhhh did you not see Everything Everywhere All At Once? Being a heckin rebellious dyke matters.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tough shit huh, maybe its time to fill your life with shit that actually matters instead of consooming trite entertainment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Truth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He said on Cinemaphile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I say it everywhere. It remains just as true regardless who or where says it, because that's just how facts work.

        >with shit that actually matters

        like what?

        It is obvious. If it isn't, you are pretending to be moronic on purpose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >with shit that actually matters

      like what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Quite literally anything off of Cinemaphile.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're just movies, stupid

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's happening with all parts of culture. Western society is very clearly on a steep decline. They will artificially force more slop as this year's huge thing like Baldurs Gate 3 and Barbieheimer. This will get worse every year from now.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just marathoned True Detective season 4 and Fargo season 5. I can't even remember what they were about or if I liked them.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2010 was 14 years ago

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the last memorable movie?

    >unique premise
    >high effort practical effects
    >cool costume design and worldbuilding
    >memorable high energy score
    >memorable catchphrases like "witness" and "mediocre"
    >memorable characters like Furiosa and Immortan Joe

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >By late march, DUNC 2 is going to be yet another "big" release that is 100% forgotten.
    That's because it sucks. I honestly feel bad for poor little zoomzooms. The reason you're so enamored of this flick is because it's the only movie that's come out in your entire lifetime that isn't capeshit and so you think it's some profound moment in cinema

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most pathetic post here I've seen in a while. Why do you need other people to constantly discuss a movie you enjoyed for you to keep getting enjoyment out of it? You can't just like a movie and that's it? I for one don't like daily constant discussion of a movie, it gets old and annoying and actually makes me annoyed to see more discussion of something that has nothing more to discuss about. Are you underage or just extremely sheltered? Go the frick outside and stop forming your personality around this shit hole you absolute child.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile hasn't come up with a successful meme since baneposting and threads here slop off without going anywhere, its over

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