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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im pretty sure this movie is scientifically impossible unless some icy comet hit earth, because the water level isn't going to ever get that high even if all the ice on earth melted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was climate change propaganda
      probably al gore secretly produced the film.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How much do the oligarchs pay you to spread old, debunked misinformation? https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-climate-change/fact-check-al-gore-did-not-predict-ice-caps-melting-by-2013-but-misrepresented-data-idUSL1N2RV0K6

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >“These figures are fresh,” Gore said on Dec. 14, 2009, during the COP15 climate change conference in Copenhagen (here).
          >He added: “Some of the models suggest to Dr [Wieslav] Maslowski that there is a 75% chance that the entire north polar ice cap during some of the summer months could be completely ice-free within the next five to seven years.”
          >Gore made several, similar statements in the late-2000s about ice melting during summer months due to climate change.
          Rebunked.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So you have verified that he never said what was in the meme that you posted in

            it was climate change propaganda
            probably al gore secretly produced the film.

            Maybe you should update it with what he actually said.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're forgetting all the water that's underneath the water. The water that receded the last time it flooded.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What you mean large quantities of water under the earth's bedrock?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Under the Earth's mantle. This is basic Christan science.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing's dry either

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing's CGI either

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about salt water?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She peaked in napoleon dynamite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She peaked in Big Love where she was a cute Mormon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Veronica Mars

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats awesome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is there a Waterworldworld somewhere that I don't know about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.universalstudioshollywood.com/web/en/us/things-to-do/entertainment/waterworld
        frick yea bro, you missing out if you haven't been

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spoken like a true drylander

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Waterworld.
    thats that Mad Max on water movie right? Literally Mad Max, but instead of desert its the sea, and instead of fuel its sand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More or less, yes. Worse protagonist, but fantastic action and effects.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dennis Hopper was kino as the movie villain though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Dennis Hopper was kino

          No, anon...
          he was outstanding, and the only problem with that movie, is it didn't have more of him in it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In Waterworld it's soil, land and gas. You need gas for Jet Ski battles and to run your criminal barge

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And cigarettes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot... PAPER!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >huge budget Hollywood flick
          >character barters valuables for dicky
          >hero accepts
          it was a different time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FRICKING FINALLY!!!!
        I refused to ask or do a reverse image look up, but I keep coming back to this, I know I know who that guy is. Finally figured it out!

        He's Lewis in "Teen Wolf". A character they didn't do enough justice. He was afraid of his friend Scott, because he was a filthy mutie like The Mariner in "Waterworld".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Max on water
      It's the Postman on water, yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the Postman sucked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're thinking of Wyatt Earp

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No I'm not, Tombstone was fricking awesome
            It's like Waterworld but without water

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the Ulysses Cut. It's actually an official version of the movie now after beginning as a fanmade extended edition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have new scenes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lots, it's about 40 minutes longer. It started from a TV edit of the film that removed violence and swearing, but reinserted lots of worldbuilding deleted scenes. A fan took the TV edit many years back and put back in the cut violence to make the most "complete" version of the film.

        Now a couple of years back, when Waterworld was released in 4k, they included an official recreation of the Ulysses cut in HD, rather than sourced from a TV airing. It's nearly 3 hours so it's quite a lot of Waterworld but I think all the added worldbuilding and character stuff, particularly in the first act on the atoll settlement, improves the film a lot. It doesn't drastically change it but the world is a lot more fleshed out and the Mariner has a bit more of an arc and gets an actual name at the end.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh thank god.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie has some absolutely spectacular action. The whole attack on the atoll is amazing, and all real stunts and sets.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about water. Is water free in Waterworld?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not clean (drinkable) water friend. And if you have a daughter, get used to using her to "purchase" water for you and your family. Make sure she's cute!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it true that they were going to make a sequel called
        >"dicky Island"
        ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          According to this thread, the sequel is already greenlit, but the title will officially be "dicky Island - Escape From Waterworld".

          [...]

          They didn't seem to mind sharing daughters. They wanted the mariner to knock up one of their girls before they found out he was a mutant

          Humans wanted mariner mutant genes (I call it the "X" Factor)? It makes sense from a survival standpoint, I guess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't seem to mind sharing daughters. They wanted the mariner to knock up one of their girls before they found out he was a mutant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saltwater, sure.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I meant, yeah.

        Not clean (drinkable) water friend. And if you have a daughter, get used to using her to "purchase" water for you and your family. Make sure she's cute!

        Thanks, but no thanks. I'll just trade for a plastic bottle and desalinate my own.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    20 minutes with the wee one

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OH N-

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