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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japan are cucks for not banning and ridiculing this humiliation ritual movie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      watta u say, gaijin? this is guddo, berri guddo muvi

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >humiliation movie

      Explain this opinion.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That anon is moronic. This movie still holds the title of one of the largest releases in Japan and the only main complaint was the romanticization of the Samurai

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese people pretend to hate other countries but they absolutely love it when westerners mention their culture in any way.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same with finngols. Both are autists.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP. TELL THIS MAN THAT IF HE DOES NOT SHOOT ME I WILL KILL HIM. TELL HIM!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok I'll translate
      Hajime mashite, domo korosu this otoko or otoko korosu you, arigato

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        OHAIYO GOZAIMUSOS

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *influences a generation of Asian women*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe they made a whole movie about Tom Cruise going to Japan on a quest to find a woman shorter than him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...anon...Koyuki is 170cm tall, she's in fact as tall as him, he couldn't even accomplish that

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ty

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never watched it
    >always heard it ripped on for being a "white savior movie" in college
    >finally watch it
    >literally everyone he loves dies
    >film actually criticizes western imperialism in a tact way
    this is a genuinely amazing movie
    also shout out to they samurai who reviewed his sword fight and said it was amazing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason there's this recent massive stigma about this movie being a white saviour movie. I knew a guy who also had a professor in college tell him it was a white saviour movie (although this guy was an idiot and loved dumb shit like Last Jedi)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, it's not exactly a white saviour movie, since Algren is not better than the samurai at anything and he eats shit in almost every battle he fights, but I think it has some elements of it, since he's the only one who survives the final battle and gets the Emperor to do the right thing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh sorry I might have misworded my post. It's insanely obvious it's not a white saviour movie to anyone who's watched it since Tom Cruise doesn't save anyone and is the one that's saved

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's still not white saviourism. It makes sense because it's literally a foreigner telling you about your childhood teacher that you betrayed and the way of life he lead.

          Coming from a foreigner hit the emperor different

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loves Rast Samulai
    >hates Memoirs of a Geisha
    Based nips loving murrica and hating chinks

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The actual Samurai rebels used guns as well
    This movie is moronic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is true but the movie's internal logic makes sense

      they know they cant win the rebellion so they chose to be "muh honorabu samurai" till the end to further shame the emperor and people for abandoning the old ways, and judging by the ending it worked quite well

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a historical movie. It's basic an allegory about good traditions - bad modernity. Pretty redpilled movie tbh, I'm surprised it's not more famous in 4chin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      on the other hand it's an excellent movie to understand what The Battle of the Pyramids may have look like

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate the attention to detail of his in-character larp by wearing his tachi correctly.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no way seagal could have pulled it off

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >write steven seagal biopic
    >refuse to cast steven seagal
    fricking Hollywood politics man

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he gay? Not gay? I can't tell.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It may be historically innacurate and have some stupid Hollywood action scenes, but Algren's character arc and his relationship with the samurai carry the movid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the japs fricking loved it too
      people these days forget that romanticizing is a thing

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAKE
    SAKE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 dorrah

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 dorrah

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The actual japanese like the movie
    >Picrel is a japanese game affectionately reference the movie
    >Westerners(non-japanese) screech and cry that this is cultural appropriashun!
    I am confused

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when they wanted to cancel Ni-oh when the game was done entirely by Asians with mostly Japanese market in mind saying it was racist, white supremacy, etc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when they wanted to cancel Ni-oh when the game was done entirely by Asians with mostly Japanese market in mind saying it was racist, white supremacy, etc

      It's just the typical rich pampered trust fund babies who have nothing but their genders and race to talk about

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek everytime I see pictures like that reminds me of this one

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Teru me hau he live
    >I'm gonna tell you how he died in agony, fricking twink
    Wasn't this a bit too much?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >receding hairlines
      it's so much worse, they did that to themselves unironically, they cut their hair like that on purpose wtf?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its sign of high t

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like this movie but I think its interesting it could easily have gone in the exact opposite direction and been totally anti-Satsuma

    Cruise is a Civil War veteran disillusioned by his experience primarily in the Indian Wars but there also. The Satsuma Rebellion can be extremely easily paralleled to the Confederacy and shat one for similar reasons: an antiquated class with an autistic hypocritically self serving "honour culture" being slowly displaced and disempowered by an industrializing modern world and modern state, the Samurai and slave owning gentry respectively, and deciding to have a hopeless ape out that kills a lot of people rather than allow it to peacefully happen.

    You could very easily have played this as "these buttholes again". You can also tie this into the Indian Wars; Cruise has seen what happens to non-whites when they can't defend themselves and sees the hope of Japan preventing that for themselves by modernising, and going all in on that side. Obviously that kind of overshot itself and made Japan into a European colonial empire, but that's pure hindsight and you can actually raise that possibility and play with it in the movie.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me how he died

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was weird as frick that algren was prepared to off himself if the emperor willed it. like i get katsumoto doing it but algren? fricking weeb

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ONII-CHAN YAMATE KUDUSAI

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A perfect The Last Samurai thread is a rare thing.
    You could spend your entire day searching the catalog for one, and it would not be a wasted day.

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