Now den guys ow we doin ? Wot we avin for brekky tuhday ? For me, its a full English. Corrrrr yea dats right up my street. Nice solid 10 from me
Now den guys ow we doin ? Wot we avin for brekky tuhday ? For me, its a full English. Corrrrr yea dats right up my street. Nice solid 10 from me
>*knock knock*
>"is it arite ta 'ave me cookie?
Off-topic.
back to your pol-lite thread you fricking berk
This is my breakfast
I ask this sincerely, how do people eat this much food? I could eat maybe two slices and then im full, how big are peoples' stomachs?
That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of pizza in that time frame but I could easily.
My fat roommate can eat 30 dollars worth of junk food in a 1-2 hour session. It's a lot, it makes me sick to think about. The soda alone would give me explosive diarrhea.
Oh, I've been around some fatties. The thing is, they never really stop eating. They'll do something like order a huge pizza like that, cram down 3-4 pieces as their main meal, then keep returning to tuck in another piece or two every hour until it's gone.
Not even that big of a pizza. Bothers me more the fact you're going to eat most of it cold.
Genuine question: what are these people's shits like? I mean like if you ate the pizza when and how is it coming out?
I think the oil in it means itll be like sloppy ice cream.
Absolutely foul. I can't even imagine the volume of shit this bloke has expelled.
That'd be a great way to end his videos, showing the amount of shit in the bowl afterwards and flushing it down, I guess israelitetube wouldn't allow that though.
I'm guessing volcanic rocks or sludge and water.
I have three toilets lined up side by side so when I fill one up I move to the next.
You can't beat a satisfying Triple-Decker.
Lots of the fat guys I know who subsist on fast food basically have nothing but diarrhea. There's a South Park joke where Cartman is eating at a Mexican restaurant every day and he complains that it's making his turds hard (normal), the joke being he's never had a normal bowel movement before
used to eat this every single morning without fail whilst i was doing landscaping in my early 20's
1200 cals, 68g protein,48g fat, 42g carbs
would legit keep me going all day without rest. Only ate some some fruit, yogurt and a lil granola at night
was absolutely shredded and as healthy as a horse
unironic breakfast of champions
>a whole loaf of bread
>42g of carbs
You sure about that
him and eddie hall rcollabing ecently produced some great polite awkward moments.
Can't watch this shit after learning his wife died and this is what he does to keep the bad thoughts at bay
It's ok he married some thot clot chaser so not only does he eat all this shit all day he has somebody to suck him off while he farts.
>he has somebody to suck him off while he farts.
blowjob reviews when?
Was only good when he wasn't known yet, it's boring now and he likes everything so what's the point?
Dead wife.
Looks like she was a lovely lady.
Can tell already she's not to be trusted. Why hasn't he seen the red flags?
soul
soulless
>died prematurely of a heart attack
She doesn't look that fat. You see plenty of fatter people walking around (including him) that seem to be getting along fine. Is is just genetic and that some people's organs have lower tolerance for abuse?
Yes. Being fat is only partly genetic (metabolism and such) but dying to fatness comes down to genetic tolerance to stress. However, obviously if you wear your organs down throughout life in other ways, you'll be more susceptible to death by fat.
Yes, she was trying to keep up with his shitty eating habits and her body couldn't take being overloaded with lard and sugar.
New wife.
Is she pregnant or FAT?
they're not sure.
>Goes into labour
>Rush to the hospital
>Gives birth to a munchie box
Pregnant, it was mentioned in the article I got the pic from.
Cor! I wouldn't mind me some of that
her youtube channel is certified milk truk kino
Could you eat all this ?
that's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?
That's a fairly small amount of british breakfast for a normal sized person, isn't it? I mean i wouldn't want to eat a whole can of beans, but i could easily.
I'll eat it after she's done with it if you catch my meaning
Food challenge kino
Having sausage supper sausages for breakfast and that mountain of black pudding.thats what heaven looks like.
That's the breakfast average people in the 90s could afford.
not sure how anyone eats blood pudding, it looks awful.
Maybe it tastes good, dumbdumb.
Lush
🙁
tfw no takeaway
that's grim mate
It's over
It's grim oop North
>tfw you wander on to the set of corrie but craig charles is no longer in it
>tfw you can't temporarily shapeshift into a fat person to eat a bunch of food and then transform back into your original form
Now then guise. Ow u doin. Back on the road again. And today we're headed to oldhampton abbeyshire for a bit of grub.
Cmon then cameraman let's go.
theres a policeman watching them in the post box
it's bean
What's his endgame?
If there's one thing bongs do right, it's making the perfect slags.
cor blimey m8. i'd love to give her a slice of me Gregg's meat pie on a rainy Tuesday in Stoke, innit!!
In english doc.
>nervously glancing at his burrito, and not at the thot
BASED