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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*knock knock*
    >"is it arite ta 'ave me cookie?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Off-topic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      back to your pol-lite thread you fricking berk

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my breakfast

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ask this sincerely, how do people eat this much food? I could eat maybe two slices and then im full, how big are peoples' stomachs?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of pizza in that time frame but I could easily.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My fat roommate can eat 30 dollars worth of junk food in a 1-2 hour session. It's a lot, it makes me sick to think about. The soda alone would give me explosive diarrhea.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, I've been around some fatties. The thing is, they never really stop eating. They'll do something like order a huge pizza like that, cram down 3-4 pieces as their main meal, then keep returning to tuck in another piece or two every hour until it's gone.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even that big of a pizza. Bothers me more the fact you're going to eat most of it cold.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuine question: what are these people's shits like? I mean like if you ate the pizza when and how is it coming out?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the oil in it means itll be like sloppy ice cream.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was only good when he wasn't known yet, it's boring now and he likes everything so what's the point?

          Absolutely foul. I can't even imagine the volume of shit this bloke has expelled.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That'd be a great way to end his videos, showing the amount of shit in the bowl afterwards and flushing it down, I guess israelitetube wouldn't allow that though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing volcanic rocks or sludge and water.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have three toilets lined up side by side so when I fill one up I move to the next.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't beat a satisfying Triple-Decker.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of the fat guys I know who subsist on fast food basically have nothing but diarrhea. There's a South Park joke where Cartman is eating at a Mexican restaurant every day and he complains that it's making his turds hard (normal), the joke being he's never had a normal bowel movement before

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    used to eat this every single morning without fail whilst i was doing landscaping in my early 20's
    1200 cals, 68g protein,48g fat, 42g carbs
    would legit keep me going all day without rest. Only ate some some fruit, yogurt and a lil granola at night
    was absolutely shredded and as healthy as a horse
    unironic breakfast of champions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a whole loaf of bread
      >42g of carbs
      You sure about that

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    him and eddie hall rcollabing ecently produced some great polite awkward moments.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't watch this shit after learning his wife died and this is what he does to keep the bad thoughts at bay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok he married some thot clot chaser so not only does he eat all this shit all day he has somebody to suck him off while he farts.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he has somebody to suck him off while he farts.
        blowjob reviews when?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was only good when he wasn't known yet, it's boring now and he likes everything so what's the point?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead wife.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like she was a lovely lady.

      New wife.

      Can tell already she's not to be trusted. Why hasn't he seen the red flags?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      soul

      New wife.

      soulless

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >died prematurely of a heart attack
      She doesn't look that fat. You see plenty of fatter people walking around (including him) that seem to be getting along fine. Is is just genetic and that some people's organs have lower tolerance for abuse?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Being fat is only partly genetic (metabolism and such) but dying to fatness comes down to genetic tolerance to stress. However, obviously if you wear your organs down throughout life in other ways, you'll be more susceptible to death by fat.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, she was trying to keep up with his shitty eating habits and her body couldn't take being overloaded with lard and sugar.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New wife.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she pregnant or FAT?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're not sure.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Goes into labour
          >Rush to the hospital
          >Gives birth to a munchie box

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pregnant, it was mentioned in the article I got the pic from.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cor! I wouldn't mind me some of that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      her youtube channel is certified milk truk kino

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you eat all this ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fairly small amount of british breakfast for a normal sized person, isn't it? I mean i wouldn't want to eat a whole can of beans, but i could easily.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll eat it after she's done with it if you catch my meaning

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Food challenge kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having sausage supper sausages for breakfast and that mountain of black pudding.thats what heaven looks like.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the breakfast average people in the 90s could afford.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure how anyone eats blood pudding, it looks awful.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it tastes good, dumbdumb.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lush

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    🙁

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw no takeaway

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's grim mate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's grim oop North

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you wander on to the set of corrie but craig charles is no longer in it

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you can't temporarily shapeshift into a fat person to eat a bunch of food and then transform back into your original form

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now then guise. Ow u doin. Back on the road again. And today we're headed to oldhampton abbeyshire for a bit of grub.
    Cmon then cameraman let's go.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres a policeman watching them in the post box

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's bean

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's his endgame?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's one thing bongs do right, it's making the perfect slags.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cor blimey m8. i'd love to give her a slice of me Gregg's meat pie on a rainy Tuesday in Stoke, innit!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In english doc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nervously glancing at his burrito, and not at the thot
      BASED

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