Wrong. God created dinosaurs but he wasn't happy with his creation so he had them all wiped out. Remember every lifeform on Earth was created by the lord himself
You think that God, who already knows both the beginning and the end, and is beyond all human comprehension, isn't able to merely snap his fingers and set all processes of life into motion? That's like thinking weather patterns contradict Christianity because its a self-perpetuating cycle too.
Before the 17th century there was very little if any interest in scientific analysis of what appeared to be wierd rocks. What skulls and claws and other identifiable bones that were discovered gave rise to myths about dragons, cyclops, sea monsters, and other stuff.
It dosen't take very much speculation to conclude (in the absence of zoological science) that this was no large elephant-like creature, but a giant with a single large eye.
It dosen't take very much speculation to conclude (in the absence of zoological science) that this was no large elephant-like creature, but a giant with a single large eye.
Wrong, dinosaurs existed and still do but under the ground, their reptilian bodies given energy by the heat of the earth.
The reason we find their skeletons is because dinosaur skeletons float upwards until they come into contact with sunlight
>red states are filled with dinosaur fossils >people living in red states profit immensely from dinosaurs having existed >Cinemaphile keyboard warriors trying to fit in:
>spino murders the frick out of t-rex in JP3 >Jurassic World brings back t-rex and makes it beat every other dinosaur in every single movie while stopping for lingering glamor shots along the way
Not really? T rex initially loses both of its fights in Jurassic World, and only "wins" after an intervention from a third party >Mosasaur >Therizinosaurus
Jurassic World really turned the franchise into dinosaur fight club. Ironically T-Rex is now less of a threat than in JP3 because everyone in the audience knows he's a good guy dinosaur who will only fight the bad guy dinosaur.
>Jurassic World brings back t-rex and makes it beat every other dinosaur in every single movie
TRex wasn't able to take down anything bigger without assistance.
>Spinosaurus still alive and killing more T-Rexes
How come they never brought this dude back into the movies? He had such a cool design and presence in the movie he was in.
>Look at how scientifically accurate Jurassic Park is now, guys! We gave T. rex feathers in a 65 million year flashback! >Also here it is fighting and living among other dinosaurs that lived nowhere near it
What was the FRICKING POINT?
All they have is partial remains from its arms and part of one of its legs archaeology is a meme we have no idea how they actually looked not just their exterior but their skeletal structure we largely on have fragments then they "create a model" of what it might have looked like aka make shit up
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From these scant remains they claim to know how the Therizinosaurus looked this is paleontology it's a fraud
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Don't try to bring other people down to your level.
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If only there existed some more complete close relatives...
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From these scant remains they claim to know how the Therizinosaurus looked this is paleontology it's a fraud
this is so dumb holy shit
they don't even give a frick at this point >oh we found a skeleton >it's would be fingers are elongated pointy things >where have we seen this before? >gee I don't know let's just pretend those are his claws
No. They "try" (as in, they don't) to make you think T. rex is out for the count, then it just gets back up and shoves the Giga into the giant chicken's claws.
Jurassic World itself even stole human cloning from that game.
You can tell just how much they've run out of ideas and are now cannibalizing everything that came before in a mad dash to make something, ANYTHING work.
worse fricking cgi I've ever seen, how much money did they waste making it look like some rubber prosthetic when they could have just cgi'd it to look like t-rex
Stop, Spinosaurus! You wouldn't break the neck of a dino with glasses, would you?
FRISKY DINGO SEASON 3 WHEN? THIS IS SIMON ALL GROWN UP!
NOTHING THAT GOOD WOULD EVER HAPPEN TO US
dinosaurs were not real. Just another trick by atheists to lure people further and further away from Christ
This but unironically.
Wrong. God created dinosaurs but he wasn't happy with his creation so he had them all wiped out. Remember every lifeform on Earth was created by the lord himself
so you're saying
god made a mistake?
Your alive aren't you?
The true trick is being made to think that God and evolution are somehow incompatible
>somehow incompatible
It's either one or the other, dipshit
God made them you can read it for yourself
You think that God, who already knows both the beginning and the end, and is beyond all human comprehension, isn't able to merely snap his fingers and set all processes of life into motion? That's like thinking weather patterns contradict Christianity because its a self-perpetuating cycle too.
You're the one saying God can't snap HIS capital H IS fingers and create all life spontaneously you fricking stupid shit
I wouldn't bet on the creator being truly omnipotent, but he does wield vast powers.
the government controls the weather, not god
It never says how he made them
when you drink science god is waiting at the end of it
Bohr just double died, you fricking dick
>The true trick is being made to think that God and evolution are somehow incompatible
This it's literally the same thing
It is certainly the only way to reconcile theology and science. And it has the added benefit of being rational. It a win-win.
>And it has the added benefit of being rational
no it is not lmao
shut up dinosaur i won't be fooled by your lies
They’re real, but they were more along the lines of dragons, as in breathing fire. Dragons are also real.
>"chicken" bones
What did he mean by this?
don’t know also cast him
Easy.
To the ayyas in question, what we would call dinosaurs, are the animals they deep fry and eat like chicken.
Then where is the fossil of the UFO landing gears? Checkmate Ferrington
The landing gear pads happened to be shaped like dinosaur feet. Because of their excellent load-baring capabilities.
There actually is some weird metal thing archeologists found that kinda looks like a piece of landing gear in Europe
More like discarded cow tools
They were real. Leviathan, Behemoth and the Zyz. Only 3 real species of dinosaurs according to the word of god. The rest are chink fake fossils.
>the Zyz
He's in the Bible? Just how old was he, really?
>And Lo! He said unto them: We're all gonna make it brah...
He's about 2050 years old.
Who cares?
to all the dinosaur believers, show me evidence from before 1850
... Fossilized bones?
show me data of ancient bones discovered before 1850 saying it was dinosaurs
I have a dinosaur bone from 1849 up my ass right now
Before the 17th century there was very little if any interest in scientific analysis of what appeared to be wierd rocks. What skulls and claws and other identifiable bones that were discovered gave rise to myths about dragons, cyclops, sea monsters, and other stuff.
Nothing but conjecture.
It dosen't take very much speculation to conclude (in the absence of zoological science) that this was no large elephant-like creature, but a giant with a single large eye.
here, it's from 1824
Not a dinosaur but the first Mosasaur skull was discovered in the 600s
There are several prehistoric non-dinosaur fossils from before the 800s
>Christ gays think their thing is less fake than anything else
gg you got played
Wrong, dinosaurs existed and still do but under the ground, their reptilian bodies given energy by the heat of the earth.
The reason we find their skeletons is because dinosaur skeletons float upwards until they come into contact with sunlight
>red states are filled with dinosaur fossils
>people living in red states profit immensely from dinosaurs having existed
>Cinemaphile keyboard warriors trying to fit in:
I'm a christain and I think dinosaurs are the bee's knees.
Dinosaurs=Dragons
and vice versa
Birds=Dinosaurs
FTFY
Mentally ill israelite worshippers not welcome.
OH N-
>spino murders the frick out of t-rex in JP3
>Jurassic World brings back t-rex and makes it beat every other dinosaur in every single movie while stopping for lingering glamor shots along the way
Not really? T rex initially loses both of its fights in Jurassic World, and only "wins" after an intervention from a third party
>Mosasaur
>Therizinosaurus
Jurassic World really turned the franchise into dinosaur fight club. Ironically T-Rex is now less of a threat than in JP3 because everyone in the audience knows he's a good guy dinosaur who will only fight the bad guy dinosaur.
>Jurassic World brings back t-rex and makes it beat every other dinosaur in every single movie
TRex wasn't able to take down anything bigger without assistance.
More than I expect at her age.
I just really hate the idea of a recurring "hero" dinosaur. It's gay and dumb.
-ACK
>NOOOO SPINO SAURUSU PREASE-ACK!
I love Spinosaurus
Spino is 2 for 2, by the way.
What a loser.
SPINOCHADS JUST KEEP WINNING
Really T.rex got swept like Kong just like that? I like how they don't always let the underdog win if he doesn't deserve it.
>Spinosaurus still alive and killing more T-Rexes
How come they never brought this dude back into the movies? He had such a cool design and presence in the movie he was in.
He cant be trained to attack a laser designated target because that's still what we're doing with the franchise.
Also frick you trex>spinogays.
He is too much of a Chad to be in the shitty JW flicks
Someone needs to make a webm of the new scene where Blue charges the hunters in slow motion after they attack the wolf.
It's embarrassing.
this has to be a fricking joke there's no way
>65 million years ago self
So one of her ancestors? It's not like she was frozen or some shit, they genetically engineered her
>Jurassic world dominion Extended cut
Why would anyone ever want that????
Rocky V dinosaur style.
>Get up, you b***h
>it's real
What the frick. It's simply too stupid to comprehend.
>animal has flashback
Fricking hack writer, I swear.
There it is.
We Matrix now.
I don't remember these scenes in the film.
The extended cut just came out.
No, it doesn't add anything of value, as you can see,
The CGI for Blue looks especially awful.
damn, what a jobber. Also literally genetic memory
>Look at how scientifically accurate Jurassic Park is now, guys! We gave T. rex feathers in a 65 million year flashback!
>Also here it is fighting and living among other dinosaurs that lived nowhere near it
What was the FRICKING POINT?
Weren't these dinos not from the same era at all?
who is the bad guy dinosaur this time?
The Spergasaurus.
looks like a giganotosaurus but i didnt watch this shit
Why are the humans moving around so slowly?
Everyone moves as the speed of plot.
did he die?
How the frick did he not see the giant fricking dinosaurs?
It looks like shit, goddamn.
Did they kill the Trex in the movie?
No it got saved again.
holy frick those claws look so fricking stupid
i'm so glad I've given the World trilogy a miss
It's an actual dinosaur.
It has in fact been debunked as a real dinosaur
the words "actual" and "dinosaur" don't belong anywhere near each other
All they have is partial remains from its arms and part of one of its legs archaeology is a meme we have no idea how they actually looked not just their exterior but their skeletal structure we largely on have fragments then they "create a model" of what it might have looked like aka make shit up
From these scant remains they claim to know how the Therizinosaurus looked this is paleontology it's a fraud
Don't try to bring other people down to your level.
If only there existed some more complete close relatives...
please use punctuation jesus christ
No
butcher here, that is not correct
Holy frick this looks hilarious. Im about to stream it for the keks, what were they thinking tbh
Do yourself a favor and don't even watch it for laughs, because you won't.
It's not bad in a funny way, it's just plain bad.
this is so dumb holy shit
they don't even give a frick at this point
>oh we found a skeleton
>it's would be fingers are elongated pointy things
>where have we seen this before?
>gee I don't know let's just pretend those are his claws
You're talking about Therezinosaurus? You're so baffled by its existence you're a couple decades too late unless you're not into dinosaurs.
No. They "try" (as in, they don't) to make you think T. rex is out for the count, then it just gets back up and shoves the Giga into the giant chicken's claws.
good idea, laughable execution
It's not even the worst execution of the idea. The cartoon series did it even worse.
Reminder they stole everything about that series from this game for 7 year olds.
Which was somehow better.
Jurassic World itself even stole human cloning from that game.
You can tell just how much they've run out of ideas and are now cannibalizing everything that came before in a mad dash to make something, ANYTHING work.
>stole human cloning from that game
That game came out after the original Jurassic Park 4 script? The one with human/dino hybrids?
Is that supposed to be cynognathus
Lystrosaurus
worse fricking cgi I've ever seen, how much money did they waste making it look like some rubber prosthetic when they could have just cgi'd it to look like t-rex
How did a Jurassic park movie end up having worse CGI than a documentary released in the same year
Not bad, Rex. Try that again.
Cambrian bros ww@?
he CUTE
Our ancestor.
So why didn't one of those guys just shoot the b***h with the laser pointer?
She was just too fast for them.
Is there a reason for why they don't use their guns?
Holy shit I thought anons were meme'ing when they mentioned a laser pointer.
After she outruns the raptor here she gets in a car which the raptor somehow manages to keep up with.
Lady, just buy a gun. She would have been dead already if you had a gun instead of that dino laser pointer
Spinochads just can't stop winning.
looking at the webms in this thread, this film looks like utter fricking shite
no fricking way
rude!
HAHAHA
Literally what the frick
The whole series is excepting the very first Jurassic Park. Ever since TLW its just been deathporn with dinosaurs