Now I am become... The Beekeeper

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swelled up in anaphylatic shock when he said this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait, he really did?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE PAIN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of The Pain from MGS3

      HIVEMIND

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best stathamkino since crank2
      GF and I had a very enjoyable time at the cinema on discount tuesday

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I was just making this shit up

      I like when the bee guy is like to be or not to be is the question and is about to kill beeson stratbee but everything blows up

      It's real lol just Bee your self to get your honies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahaha holy shit I didn’t know Cinemaphile wrote a movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >speaks in short sentences
    >relates everything to bees
    >the only thing he done besides murdering is keeping bees
    >says "protect the hive" unpromted

    was he autistic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's why literally me representation is so important

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got the feeling that the beekeepers were sort of minddwashed through some super secret program

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was this movie made before hunter biden got caught doing coke in the white house?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IMDb says filming began in late 2022.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was funny, not sure if it was intentional

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it was, you dork

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's literally bee.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Bonks you with honey*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They took out the line form the trailer about how honey is super flammable so this bit didn’t really make sense

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was pretty confusing. Did he mix the honey with kerosene? And why was he going to give it to the old lady at the beginning? Was he actually about to kill her?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She shot at the gas pumps which squirted gas I suppose.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She didn't shoot at her own car though, did she?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, but they did the idiot zoom in to the gas leaking from bullet holes so it must be super important

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >so it must be super important
                That becomes relevant when the scene ends.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does every beekeeper keep bees or just our beekeeper

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very fun movie

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does he control bees telepathically in this move?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Honestly besides odd references to The Hive etc, all the new stuff disappears after the first 25 minutes. They mention a couple lines about bees which kill the Queen when the queen births bad offspring, and at the very end there’s like two cgi bees in the White House garden

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I was really disappointed, I thought this would be more like a candyman style action movie. Could have have been so much better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No that’s Jupiter Ascending

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beebros we simply can't not win

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he supposed to have an american accent in this movie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1iSifV8OOrQE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/1d26THjWVvcc

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >David Ayer
    this guy made Harsh Times and End of Watch. What happened to him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs money. And he’s said because Zaslav and WB passed on the Ayer cut of Suicide Squad.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any good martial arts fights?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything about this movie is horrible. i guess it's good if you wanna turn off your brain before sleep or something. even the hat he's wearing (for some reason) looks goofy af

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was fun and campy and had a great premise. Seeing scammers get justice dealt to them is cathartic.
        >to bee or not to bee

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >H-How? How did you do all this?!
    >You just have to bee yourself
    Powerful...

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the bullets look good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we need that harlequin audience, but also brown pepoo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le hyper deadly competent killer is this fricking weird goth twig chick
      >haha she swears while firing off gun me like it
      such a reddit movie. Statham is FINISHED.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She literally dies in 1 minute.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The tone was all over. These over the top fortnite villains were so out of place.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The tone was all over. These over the top fortnite villains were so out of place.

        The point was that an elderly man had to come out of retirement and kill all the incompetent druggie zoomer kids that can’t just be normal and do their jobs well so the retired can rest in peace

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey sully, remember when i said i'd leave you bee? i lied

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't slay the queen
    Dropped.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone explain this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't, they all held back when they should just have gangbanged him.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst Statham movie by far. Made for low attention span third world morons and mystery meat zoomers. The pacing was terrible. The writing was garbage. I mean it's a by the numbers action flick how do you frick it up so bad. Don't get me started on the fricking shitty sassy fat black b***h who couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. It wasn't even bad in a fun way. Just garbage. If you liked this frick you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oooh little chuddie is mad look at him ):

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re supposed to be 65+ years old and excited a responsible adult is looking out for you by killing your evil ungrateful children

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's refreshing to get an action movie with a positive message about beeing yourself. So much hivemind drivel getting all the buzz these days.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When he turns into a swarm of bees just like in the poster.

    Ok, this is kino!

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go watch Statham kino
    >he takes a backseat for le heckin brave swearing black girl and her pajeet reddit partner

    I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, frick all those white american frat-boy scammers

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is literally for elderly people who are upset their children and grandchildren don’t call them. This elderly woman kills herself after being scammed out of her life savings online, even though her daughter is a CIA agent, and this other elderly guy comes out of retirement to kill the people responsible using knowledge from his gardening hobby, and the climax is killing Hunter Biden for being such an irresponsible son and a damaging his mother’s career

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I found it funny how the FBI cyber times division daughter set up her mother's computer and it still got easily hacked. You'd think she'd put up basic protection for her boomer mom.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention the old lady was supposed to be a teacher. Real great endorsement of public education showing how moronic the average teacher is.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was to set up her being a bad daughter that gets her mom into computers without teaching her about it, so the mom can fall for a scam and spite her ungrateful daughter for not protecting her, by killing herself in 1 second without contacting anyone. It’s a perfectly engineered ‘you don’t even call, you don’t check in on me, you abandoned me, maybe I’ll just DIE IS THAT YOU WANT’ situation. Grandmas in the audience nod their heads, ‘true, it is exactly like that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The worst thing about this garbage fire is it really did have a good message but it was written so poorly I end up sorta wanting the scammers to win.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll bet you're all the buzz at parties.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes it do BEE like that.
              t. sassy black fbi woman

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yaassss, Queen! Go off!

  27. 4 weeks ago
    undeleter

    [...]

    >That was to set up her being a bad daughter that gets her mom into computers without teaching her about it, so the mom can fall for a scam and spite her ungrateful daughter for not protecting her from a scam, by killing herself in 1 second without contacting anyone. It’s a perfectly engineered ‘you don’t even call, you don’t, you don’t check in on me, you abandoned me, maybe I’ll just DIE IS THAT YOU WANT’ situation. Grandmas in the audience nod their heads, ‘true, it is exactly like that’

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You provide such a service

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You provide such a service

      That was to set up her being a bad daughter that gets her mom into computers without teaching her about it, so the mom can fall for a scam and spite her ungrateful daughter for not protecting her, by killing herself in 1 second without contacting anyone. It’s a perfectly engineered ‘you don’t even call, you don’t check in on me, you abandoned me, maybe I’ll just DIE IS THAT YOU WANT’ situation. Grandmas in the audience nod their heads, ‘true, it is exactly like that

      [...]

      Lmaoooooo look at this fricking clown!!

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait this movie is actually a bunch of people dressed in black and yellow and making bee puns every 5 seconds in between all of the action sequences?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. At least that would be funny.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you fricking telling me josh hutcherson wasn't playing his character and garnett with a prosthesis? this is a different guy apparently

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so why didn't he kill the queen?
    makes no fricking sense.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's super obvious that it was intended he kill the fem-prez who was corrupt and knew about what her son was up to but it probably tested poorly with the drooling morons in the focus groups so they retooled it to standard "old women are sacred" bullslop.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the fact she was somehow not in on it and le innocent settled this being Reddit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was the son behind it then? If he generated the entire campaign fund for his mother this way, that puts him way better than Hunter Biden and I say let him smoke his crack

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of The Pain from MGS3

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this man a bee hivemind(made of bees) or something?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, he is a beekeeper (a retired one, the current beekeeper is a woman (she couldn't even touch a hair on his head (just a figure of speech because he is bald, obviously) whch is strange because she was a beekeeper))

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who are the other beekeepers that decided to stay neutral? is there one in every country?
        maybe we see them in the sequel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The point was that these bad apple younger generation kids suck and are fricking your retirement, social security, and country up by being incompetent junkies

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to see this movie recently on a weekday at night with a family member of mine, and nobody was in the theater with us so I would talk to him and like when somebody got fricked up I'd say "oh shit that homie got fricked up" or something
    only when I was leaving did I realize that two people somehow walked in after we did and sat directly behind us
    one of them was a black woman
    oops

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok, so?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was the movie about hunter and joe biden ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a stinging criticism of American politics

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part is when Shequalia the 270lb Black fbi agent says "WELCOME TO THE STING MOTHERBUZZER" and she shoots the evil white man in the middle of his speech about wanting a trad wife.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like when the bee guy is like to be or not to be is the question and is about to kill beeson stratbee but everything blows up

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wokest shit I've seen in a longtime.
    >fat niggress who says frick all the time is an FBI agent
    >5 agents meeting, 2 Black folk and 3 woman
    > beekeeper they sent after him is a psycho lesbian
    >female president

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FBI daughter don't care about her death mother at all
      >female beekeeper is hysterical moron
      >president was outsmarted by her junkie son
      The opposite

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally appealing to Black folk and leftists

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So are there any actual Indians of the street shitting variety in the scam call center The Beekeeper burns down?

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shockingly good movie. 7/10

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Times when you acted like The Beekeeper

    >In class, Friday before a 3-day weekend
    >Teacher about to dismiss
    >Shithead chimes in and reminds the teacher she forgot to give us homework
    >Protect the hive
    >Stand up, tell the teacher she is exploiting the most vulnerable of society
    >As she gives us our assignment I pull a packet of KFC honey mustard out of my pocket
    >Queenslayer
    >Throw the packet at the teacher, it splatters on her blouse
    >Pull out my zippo, it doesn't light because I don't know how to put the fluid in
    >Get sent to the principal
    >When the law fails, you get The Beekeeper

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would you rather do, call the shots or keep the bees? You can only pick one, no cheating

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