Now that?

Now that Cinemaphile can’t stop hate-shilling this show, should I watch it? I’ve been thinking about getting HBO for a while..

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >should I watch the show where dudes are buttfricking and then blowing loads on each other

    if that's what you're into, by all means

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly pretty good. I'm pretty sure Cinemaphile's outrage over the gay episode is just a meme at this point that shitposters are latching onto now that Jeremy Renner's dick is old news.
    Admittedly I've never played the game so I can't speak to its accuracy but as far as zombie shows go it's miles above The Walking Dead at least.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you're disgusted by the idea of 2 men kissing then you really need to take a deeper look at yourself. I'm not a proponent of the "everyone's at least slightly gay" or "homophobes are just secretly gay and ashamed of it" schools of thought, but getting angry over this is just fricking weird.
        It's a good episode and it one of them was a hot anglo-saxon virgin woman Cinemaphile would be heralding this as the greatest event in cinematic history.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >if one of them was a hot anglo-saxon virgin woman
          It would be called an incel fantasy and misogynist by the same people calling it the best episode in television history

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, because as it stands it's not a self-insert fantasy, it's a believable story of 2 isolated gay guys falling in love then spending the next 20 years fighting with each other and both physically and mentally falling apart. If you change that narrative to "beautiful young white woman falls in love with rugged white loner man and they start a family and live happily ever after" it would appease a lot of the loners here but would overall suck because it would be nothing other than a self-insert fanfic.
            It's not globohomosexual propaganda or anything like that, it's a tragic love story that happens to be gay.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >it's a believable story
              >incel loner has his absolute perfect mate fall into his trap

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You could have the exact same thing with a man and a woman you homosexual stop making excuses for it just say you like it and move on homosexual

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            anon, that's becaue the game is pretty much "Leon The Professional" but with zombies.

            it's not original and there is a definite strand of waifuism in how Ellie is depicted, she pretty much has moe eyes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >If it was different and didn't have deviant sexual fetish propaganda in it then you would have a different reaction to it
          No shit, moron

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never played the games.
    I thought it's boring, and the gay episode was doubly so. I might stick around to see if I get some good "surrogate father-daughter road movie" I was promised, but I don't feel particularly excited.
    Effects were pretty good, but I fear they might not have enough money to keep going.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >boring
      It's not for zoomers who've had their endorphin receptors burned out by Tiktok videos and chronic masturbation

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bella a cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just me or is her accent as Ellie really stuck somewhere in Atlantic Ocean?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        God is more into plagues.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Id sex the gremlin. Wouldn't you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I had no idea she was religious

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        would kiss

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's getting so much hype because (frankly) almost all post-apocalypse stories are shit: either low-budget or high-budget cheese. this feels quite plausible and real.

    if season 1 of the show continues and ends as strongly as it started I doubt people will stop talking about it. sales of the games are skyrocketing, the third episode continues to show audience growth, and this means that large numbers of new people are going to go through the Part 1 - Part 2 experience and then argue about how Part 2 will be adapted.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's getting hype because your grandmother is dead

      What I typed has just as much correlation to reality as what you did

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the media sucks off HBO shows all the time no matter how shit they are. The garbage they put out is constantly pushed as being great only because the media thinks being able to swear in your show makes it better

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GO WOKE GO -AKKKKK
    lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There were no Black folk in the latest episode

      I'd rather have AIDS riddled homosexuals that Black folk

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never played the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing, it's one of the most overrated ever. Craig Mazin is basically cleaning up all of the game creator's mess.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's very average. You could watch 5 kino movies in the amount of time it takes to beat it, and feel far more satisfied in doing so.

        Filtered plebs. Get better taste.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's very average. You could watch 5 kino movies in the amount of time it takes to beat it, and feel far more satisfied in doing so.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it just because Cinemaphile were being massive homosexuals about it. It's good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kys homosexual when we win again I'm saving bullets for you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DIE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homohomosexual spotted someone shoot it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your dad must vomit every time he looks at you

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I’ve been thinking about getting HBO for a while..
    HBO opened up free week to get more viewers for their gay episode. You better hurry

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >video game show
    >if you play it you already know what happens
    >if you didn't play it, you don't understand it
    I prefer a videogame, at least is interactive and no homosexuals

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >havent seen TLOU
    >havent seen any disney star wars
    i refuse

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >first episode follows game
    >second episode follows game
    >third episode is gay porn
    ???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >first episode has 6 minute intro telling the audience that the show they are about to watch is a show about fungus zombies
      >second episode has a 10 minute segment explaining to the audience that the show they are watching is about fungus zombies, and that infected grain caused it
      >third episode has main character explain that the fungus zombies were caused by infected grain
      >third episode then features a 60 minute segment explaining who Tess was referring to with "Bill and Frank" before any character meets them
      I can't wait for the final episode to have a 45 minute Ted talk about how vaccines are produced.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm really annoyed there aren't more scenes where Joel and Ellie crouch behind chest-high walls. that was the height of storytelling art.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you're right get rid of those scenes all together and just have the characters explain it at the beginning of the episode.
          >"whoa Joel I can't believe we just made it through that ambush, you killed like a dozen guys!"
          >"well luckily you saved my life Ellie, you deserve a gun for that"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I haven't watched any episodes

      yeah we know

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we got btfo

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No one is watching it. It’s all manufactured controversy to imitate viewership.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ep 1 and 2 are ok.

    You can watch the first 15 mins of ep 3 and fast forward to the last 10. You're not missing anything unless you like gay, AIDS-ridden middle aged sex.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am i supposed to be impressed?

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