>In b4 nothing
Personally I would say I’m Thinking of Ending Things. Really fascinating story with lots of hidden shit to discover with every rewatch.
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Now That It’s Pretty Much Dead, What’s The Best Kino That Netflix Has Produced?
Maniac was an expensive vanity project for Cary Fukunaga and it was one of my favorite miniseries of all time.
>Maniac
Absolutely based. I already cancelled my Shitflix a while ago but it was worth keeping for Maniac.
Wasn't a vanity project for Jonah Hill?
Agreed. It was low key kino. Jonah was ourguy and Emma was cute.
Nope it was shit
Literally the ONLY solid Netflix original was Squid Game, we all know it’s true despite how overhyped it was
>original
shitflix purchasing disto rights calling it original
kek
shit
fpbp
I really enjoyed Dark, beyond that nothing will last in my memory more than a few years
Netflix produce stuff?
I just use it to watch Star Trek.
THIS totally THIS, haha, oh gosh, this.. lol
Star Trek is trash. Watch actual sci-fi you redditard
The Irishman and The King were pretty good.
even if you ignore that they all look like wallace and gromit,, irishman is pure crap.
Nah, the Al Pacino section of the movie was great and Scorsese should've only concentrated on Jimmy Hoffa aka Pacino. His choice to bring back Joe Pesci worked quite well, but Bobby De Niro is a shell of his former self in more ways than one. Aside from becoming a balls out crazy Liberal, he's also lost his acting ability.
>De Niro is a shell of his former self in more ways than one. Aside from becoming a balls out crazy Liberal, he's also lost his acting ability.
Have you seen his mutant children?
Fricking nightmare fuel
Nah. Maybe if you’re some moron zoomer addicted to memes.
Their best kino drops in a few days
Oh yay!
More homosexuality and negresses.
How progressive and organic!!!!1!!
I am the pretty thing that lives in the house
The girl was actually pretty
The Irishman is the only vanity project I can think of by an actual prestigious filmmaker on Netflix, we’re there any other?
power of the dog
more like power of the slog
Mank
Mute, from the director of Moon and Source Code. It was a passion project for the director and nobody saw it or liked it.
Its not that it was a vanity project, it was the fact that Scorcese required $170 million in budget to have old farts spout dialogue at one another in a movie that should have cost $50 million being generous.
all Hollywood has laughable accounting.
Yeah but Streaming took it to another level entirely. That Chris Pratt flick that Amazon spent $200 million to buy was Syfy original-tier.
the only thing good about the irishman were the "heres the kid i was telling you about" and CGI beatdown shitposts
what might've been...
>when he stomps with the wrong foot
I laugh just thinking about it
Post the gif/webm
That whole scene is cringekino
Well The Irishman of course
i heard power of the dog was good, didn't saw it tho
there was an ok movie called His House that i saw in 2020
thats about it
His House, Her Milkers amirite. But seriously, that's a good movie.
>they were expensive vanity projects
So this is their cope for being too broke to produce any sort of high budget movies anymore.
>So this is their cope for being too broke to produce any sort of high budget movies anymore.
I just hope that doesn’t affect the number of hilarious hannah gaysby specials, or more gays and dykes and various spectrum shitskins creating and starring in objectively bad productions so we can all be more tolerant and less raysiss and not despise disgusting LGBTQXY§‰ anymore.
So much for gays and darkies making quality art... I guess that rumor/stereotype has been effectively obliterated.
For that I unequivocally thank wokeflix
HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD!
I love how Hollywood is dying and the only movies making any money is capeshit. Hollywood tries to use the covid-19 excuse as to why non-capeshit movies were flopping, but now it has been two years since covid and Spiderman NWH made almost $2 billion without china.
The chinese box office is also breaking records and a movie almost made $1 billion there.
NO ONE LIKES YOU HOLLYWOOD!
Can't wait for Killers Of The Flower Moon to flop and that homosexual fraud Scorsese to seethe at the MCU again.
This clown had to remake Infernal Affairs called it "The Departed" (without writing the screenplay LOL) to finally win an Oscar after riding Paul Schrader's jock.
HEY SCORSESE! Remake Infernal affairs 2 & 3 you homosexual!
Atleast finish the job of stealling other peoples movies instead of just stealing the first.
The Irishman was a colossal flop because it didn't win a single Oscar (LOL). Scorsese didn't even write the screenplay (LOL).
>Can't wait for Killers Of The Flower Moon to flop and that homosexual fraud Scorsese to seethe at the MCU again
In fairness the MCU is not movie making, nor is it cinema.
It’s a long video game cut scenes.
Simple as
It's movies. The film industry has been cranking out cut-and-past action adventure flicks for a century. It's the backbone of the entire endeavor, what keeps the lights on in theaters so fart-sniffers like Scorcese can keep making his filmography of DeNiro from young actor to senile old turd.
He said that?
He said that.
You sure he said that?
HE SED DAT.
I liked:
>Irishman
>Ozark
>Haunting of Hill House
>Gerald's game
>Don't Look Up
>The King
>Queen's Gambit
>Black Mirror
Maybe i forgot something but that's about it.
>How to say you tuck your penis between your legs without actually saying it.
Every streaming service is somehow underperforming, while they continue to shovel trash people don't want onto said service. Maybe when half the current services go bankrupt/merge with others someone will stop and think "maybe we should make something good".
They need something syndicated equivalent, I know it's dead and buried but something akin quality wise to good star trek: 26 episodes airing weekly, giving you constant engagement on at least one show.
>pretty good
mindhunter, lupin, dark, maniac
>ok
top boy, black mirror, arcane, squid game, daredevil, stranger things
>comedy kino
American vandal
I think you should leave
Bojack horseman
>women kino
unbelievable
maid
>kid kino
Hilda
>haven't seen yet but might be good
love death and robots
dark crystal
>filtered me
brand new cherry flavor
>dont bother
everything else
>mindhunter
>arcane
>squid game
>love death and robots
oh yeah i also wanna add these to my list
and i should mention i never gave netflix any money haha
These for me.
>>arcane
>money haha
have a nice day homosexual troony
>he said arcane
>he said haha
>must dislike post
literal NPC, kys
hill house was ok too
Narcos is the only subtitle show I can consistently watch even though half of the time it’s in Spanish, we’ll done and lots of fun
>movies I saw that I liked
cargo
buster Scruggs
marriage story
da 5 bloods
MANK
the devil all the time
pieces of a woman
(some of these were just distributed by netflix but so was the king and power of the dog and other people listed them)
>documentary kino
Wormwood
would add that, midnight mass, and godless to haven't seen yet. I forgot how much stuff netflix actually has.
last season ruined the entire show for me. same with Ozark tbh.
I just use fmovies and torrent the stuff I actually like. its gonna suck when that site inevitably goes under.
I forgot about buster scruggs, that was kinda great too
Glow was pretty good.
>American vandal
This might have been the most surprisingly good thing I've watched in a while. I absolutely hate most current comedy, but this was so well done. Season 2 less great, but still good
>black mirror
Everything good about that show came before Netflix bought it.
Netflix did actually put out good stuff but what caught me by surprise is reviving Orson Wells unfinished project no big studios would fund this kind of film but what I liked the most is the Halloween special reminded of my childhood The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell starring that woman which roasties was seething about on reddit with Dita Von Tease and the puppets was done by Jim Henson's son
Add Cobra Kai to kid kino
>pretty good
>lupin
agree to disagree
gone too soon.
can't believe they cancelled this after 1 season. Unbelievable. Would have gone on to be a huge show if they kept it going. Frick plebfix. I will never know what happens to Deet.
once the ((they)) realized what the show was really about they canned it
They literally spent millions building the sets for this and then just ditched it.
Absolute crime.
Think of it this way; they didn't have a chance to ruin it. One good season left you wanting more. Two seasons might easily have had you cursing it existed.
Best show I've seen in a while and they canceled it despite a lot of the costs probably being up front in the design and build. Canceled it to start projects like anti racist baby and stupid crap like that, makes no sense.
House of Cards will always be the king. It was really the only thing Netflix produced that was utter kino.
Maniac, The Dark Crystal & Mindhunter i think were all great.
Dirk Gently was fun
>vanity project such as The Irishman
do they know what a vanity project is
Dark Crystal and Marco Polo are the only things netflix did right
Fear Street was amazing, but they just bought that didn't produce it
They did SATC better than SATC
>Kino
Dark
Kingdom
Dark Crystal (RIP)
>Good
Haunting of Hill House/Blye Manor
Alice in Borderland
Midnight Diner
Last One Standing
Mindhunter
I also honestly liked Sweet Tooth but I think I'm an outlier. It was just comfy and cute.
Oh also I forgot Extra Curricular.
I liked the idea of Sweet Tooth more than I ended up liking the actual show.
A lot has been said already, but haunting of hill house holds a comfy spot in my mind. Bly manor sucked ass. But there is something real comfy about a good spooky old country house. I want to see more lovecraftian spoopy series with a little Black personman too.
Ultimate Beastmaster lol
So what's next for Netflix?
American Idol clones? Kardashian clones?
This thread is kind of making me realize theres actually a lot of Netflix originals I actually really like
I'm just glad they're not going to ruin Narnia. I'd rather have it end with a trilogy than see it rebooted and destroyed with the woke mind virus.
Yeah it was alright, all things considered.
I wanna go back.
I wanna go back to those milkers if you know what I mean.
>I'm just glad they're not going to ruin Narnia
That confirmed?
Netflix is drastically cutting back in-house productions and it sounds like they can't afford to do woke vannity projects anymore. I can't imagine anything more vain than trying to remake Chronicles of Narnia full of woke rage bait.
Hell, they canceled frickin' Bone. I loved those books when I was a kid and an animated adaptation should have been a slam dunk, but Netflix can't afford it anymore. They definitely can't afford Narnia.
That's good news for sure. Lewis doesn't deserve whatever rape adjacent thing Netflix would do to his books.
If Narnia gets made for Netflix, then be ready for some race swapping, regardless of the companies financial situation. The rewriting for dumbass zoomers to indoctrinate them comes first, before all. At the very least, we’ll see Liam Neeson’s Aslan replaced by Idris Elba or some other Black. People are gonna say based or whatever about his casting, but Netflix’s sole purpose would be to replace an iconic White actor part. Screencap this, you know I’m right.
How was Netflix's A Series of Unfortunate Events?
has that homosexual cuck as olaf instead of carrey, but the girl was pretty cute
it wasn't bad
I read all the books as a kid and thought it was ok
I just didn't like the ending be cause the green screen background was so obvious
It's pretty good. Much lower production values than the movie but it's a decent adaptation, and actually borrows a lot from it. (It was produced by Barry Sonnenfeld, who directed the movie as well as the 90s Addams Family movies).
>give moron Johnson a ridiculous amount of money
>flash forward one month
>announce this
Hmmmmm ….
They paid like half a billion just for the rights to knives out 2.
Johnson and Snyder seems to have all the fricking freedom at Netflix.
Probably the last ones who ever will.
Snyder i can understand because of the hype surrounding his name, but not Johnson. Specially when Johnson hasn't delivered anything yet.
Dark chads.....atleast we made it
Buster Scruggs
Klaus
Norm Macdonald has a show, i thought it was good.
I hope they cancel whatever they are doing with Old Man's War before they ruin it forever
What about Snyder's Zombieverse. Is it dead too?
Extraction was decent action kino.
Oh so the only thing left will the committee made low-effort bullshit adaptations of already established IPs? Yeah this can't go wrong.
Roma
Outlaw King and first 2 seasons of House of Cards.
>No woke shit
>No big budget movies either
>Introducing ads just to make things worse
I guess they're betting everything on foreign movies and shows but who's gonna watch only that?
The Irishman was a big pile of shit.
i was watching this piece of shit with 4 other people and we all laughed during this scene. what a fricking embarrassment
I am embarrassed for everyone involved in the making of this. How do you look at this and go “yea this is going in my movie”
>stomps with the wrong foot
gets me every time
the scene is hilarious, but i don't think he's stomping with the wrong foot. he's taking weight off his other foot so there is more weight on the guy's hand. that's the only way it makes sense.
He's really just trying to do a bit of physical action with ancient aching joints and brittle bones and a very limited range of physical movement. His old-man arms are even worse.
I hate De Niro so much
kek my thoughts exactly
I can’t watch any De Niro after Heat
>slept on Meet the Parents
>getting outshined by Ben stiller
Oh no no no
I didn't like when Arnold Schwarzenegger played comedy against his old schtick, and I don't care for DeNiro doing it either.
Irishman is from the cusp of Netflix's falling apart, when they tried to buy an Oscar by indulging Scorcese's obsession with casting his fave actors FOREVER and required a capeshit budget to (badly) de-age them.
Streaming Wars made the most opulently expensive yet totally stupid ideas greenlight-able.
The Irishman was great, but this scene is undeniably terribly executed.
The SFX to de-age the actors is complete and utter fail. And apparently no one considered that broken down old shits MOVE like broken down old shits, and putting a CGI mask over their faces doesn't do a damn thing to change that.
Regardless, they tried to make DeNiro look 20 and got about as far as 50, and it was silly.
This webm single-handedly ruined the reputation of the film on this board
This was just Scorsese’s way of shitposting. There’s no way he saw this and thought it was good. He meme’d us
Beasts of No Nation.
Didn't they build their brand on weird vanity projects? OITNB is based on an obscure book you'd find in Target. Stranger Things was a tribute to Amblin/80s adventure flicks. This along with the binging model was their bread and butter. They mistakenly thought that Daredevil's success was only because of the Marvel logo and not because it was just a great show. I also think big studios overvalued the stock and are now purposefully tanking it to see who will become the next king.
So then what are they even going to fricking make? gd, this company needs to die.
ya im sure the problem with netflix was "the irishman" lmao
it was a lethal combination of everyone taking their own studio toys back to their own streaming house, and moronic Netflix producers giving the go-ahead to vastly overbudgeted projects.
>we wanna be the CW of streaming!
Frick Apple Plus goddamn it. Why does evil always win.
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Did anyone see Triple Frontier? It's decent.
yeah an seemed like they were gonna make another they way it ended
>You're late
Scenes like this are what I think of when I remember how good this movie was, not that awful webm
HBO's entire model is based on creating original content
why is netflix unable to compete?
Maybe the 30 year head start Idk
Heavy frontloading with debt and an explosion of competition. HBO carved out a niche for itself, though a lot of their current rep is based on 20-30 year old shows.
I don't know about now but HBO used to show porn a lot, so the boomer husbands had an excuse to get it
Skinemax was what you got if you wanted to watch smut, or really just Playboy Channel.
that was too obvious, the wife would know you're paying for porn. Boomers for whatever reason cared about that sort of thing. With HBO, they at least had real shows you could use as cover.
Olde HBO was a respected source of high budget, expertly produced shows for adults.
WB ruined it forever by mashing it with a ton of cheap garbage and Warners flicks and now it's just not very good anymore.
>with lots of hidden shit to discover with every rewatch.
Like what?
red shoe diaries was on showtime kek
netflix has never produced anything kino.
A Series of Unfortunate Events
S1 of 13 Reasons Why
Beasts of No Nation
Black Mirror
tons of nature shows
Shit
Shit
Shit
Shit
Which ones?
thinking about checking out locke & key
is it worth it?
It’s no better than stranger things
Into the inferno (2016)
Roma is the best
This
Wormwood was mkultra kino
>says one source
My dad works at Nintendo-tier
The Laundromat is kino
b-movie version of the big short
Anything else out there like Sweet Home?