Now that Nope is almost out what do you think his twisted mind has in store next?
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Now that Nope is almost out what do you think his twisted mind has in store next?
White men......... LE BAD
Hey, spoilers.
You can't just name a film "Nope"
You just can't
>black man appropriates tf2 GIF culture
not okay
Why not you stupid bastard?
Idk "you stupid bastard" sounds like a bad name too
It's an acronym, autistic cracker
Nervously
Observing
Proximate
whitEpeople
Europeans
homies on planet earth (wypipo are invading aliens)
N- Black folk
O- Tongue
P- My
E- Anus
Bravo peele
Imagine how many of them were alcoholics and beat/raped their own family members.
Dilate
Jews see harmonious, functioning people and instantly seethe and project their own neurotic perversions. It's bizarre
They all have water, israelite.
Hello Moshe. How's business?
statistically only a small minority
looks like some kind of occult ritual tbh. weird shit
WASPs were scum
mild kek
This image is actually weird as frick when you think about it.
>Collect different people based on blood relation
>Have dead tree parts to sit upon with a huge slab of dead tree in the middle, adorned with fabric made from plant genitalia.
>Put a large burned avian corpse in the middle of the dead tree
>Have ceramic disks and refined metal prods for every human
>Divide the corpse up per person
If an Alien saw this shit they'd think they were seeing some eldritch horror stuff.
And we're just like monkeys on a rock flying through space!
No we aren't. If anything we're weird as frick as my post shows, we're clearly extremely different from the rest of the animals.
We're more like eldritch horrors that don't belong in this universe as we stand out like a sore thumb.
kys buffoon
You're so right! We're eldritch just like in hp lovecraft!
hp lovecraft is the writer not the franchise/world. Eldritch is a term he made up to describe incomprehensible powerful beings that don't belong in our Universe.
Humans are the closest analogue we have to real life eldritch beings since we're clearly very different from everything else in the universe and by far the most powerful force in existence.
This is getting sad. I don't even want to look up another wojak
anon wore you down huh?
I thought this was obvious b8 at first but now I’m not sure if anon is actually an edgy 14 year old boy or not…10/10
Reddit
You need to dilate. Then you need to have a nice day.
>eldritch horrors
We make use of the materials we have available to us and it's guaranteed every intelligent civilization out there does the same.
>Civilized family eating food on a wood table
>aaahhhhhhh so weird I'M GONNA.... SPERGGGG
>an actual child wrote this
many such cases
Whoa like, I have a sociology book and this is like totally true. I haven't read it yet but having it makes me smart.
God these are the most banal, stereotypical 15 year old pseud "observations" I've seen in a very long time.
>LITERALLY "is that a white family???AAAAAAAAAHHH I'M GOING INSANE"
Lol. Lmao even
>*upvotes*
this might be the most autistic post I've seen a while
theres no way you have ever had sex or made a friend
How do these posts make people seethe so hard?
Please censor this.
wtf please spoiler that shit
Replace the turkey with a torso of main black man's best friend and you got a movie!
There's at least 4 evil people in this picture unironically. Just look at it.
That turkey is actually a crab, one from a slave experiment.
me on bottom right
shivers down my spine...
But you can hardly swallow
Your turkey leeeeegs
Is everyone sitting bringing their head low to the table where nearly their chins are touching the surface or is that just a really tall table and the grandparents just have long legs?
I get it's an iconic painting but the proportions are fricked.
Huh? I sincerely don't know what you're trying to convey.
This dude’s giving me serial killer vibes.
AAAAAHHHHHH
Frick look at how little effort it's taking grandma to heft that tray. It's gotta be at least 30 lbs with the turkey on top, but she's not even flexing. What a beast!
thug hunter documentary.
>FROM THE BATSHIT, GOD DAMN, INSANE FRICKING MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
>A NEW PANTS SHITTING TERROR FROM A PLACE WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECT IT
>It's baby's first word!
He should make a movie where wypipo create a virus that makes blvck couples' babies come out white. This one's for free Jordan.
his next movie will be called BATHHOUSE and follows a young Barack Obama as he dodges GRIDs during his early DC career
It will be a daring synthesis of drama and politics as a small black community in Indiana starts to have more and more white neighbors. It's like a reverse white flight as they move in and just act like hoodlums, destroying shit and slowly taking over the local government, until it ramps up to absurd levels with white mobs trying to run down anyone who's black. It's revealed at the end it's because of like lead in the pipes or something. The title will be: Shiiite. Acronym for Some Honkeys in Indiana Introducing Terrorist Escalations.
That is like, word for word the plot of Lovecraft Country, just without the whole "we was in the future an shit" subplot.
Oh really? I haven't seen it but if that's actually the plot then I'll probably never will see it.
HE'S SOOOO TWISTED THAT HE HAS TWISTED HIS MIND
ALL THE WAY AROUND
BACK INTO A COOKIE CUTTER
NORMALgay
BLACKMIN
FROM SICK DEMENTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE.
That guy on the right looks like he drives a dodge.
Idk more like a Hilux technical.
>from the twisted mind of jordan k peele
>The bike tv is on during the photo shoot
AHHHHHHHHH PELOTON MAN SAVE MEEEEEEE!!
>matching clothes
>museum-white walls and rug
>obnoxiously huge photographs
>a fricking peloton bike right in front
White """"""""people""""""""
seethe
>CLEANLINESS AND UNIFORMITY I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAANE
Why do happy white families that reproduce anger the internet so much?
social media is 90% fat lonely women. Theyre mad because others found happiness. And bracks are seething because anything yt peepo do makes them ape out
Brainwashed by multitude of propaganda and victim mentality. Black folk and shitskins see them and start having a mental breakdown "whoah!!! these ar da crackas who are gonna grow up and oppress the shit put of me"
Funny thing here is that, even if only one family is present in the photo, the second balcony is clearly all husband and wife pairs, meaning the original couple only had 6 kids. That many children in one family wouldn't have even been unusual 60 years ago.
"Overpopulation" is the dumbest fricking pseudoscience that ironically was used to promote eugenics in the past. The population of earth has stabilized and this idea that the expansion rate of the industrial revolution/green revolution would just continue indefinitely is moronic.
Have seen white-American leftists say that they’re not having kids because we’re going to get so flooded with climate refugees that there isn’t going to enough room for them to have kids. Literally dying out for the sake of people that hate them. So fricking creepy like a cult, eerie. I unironically start feeling bad for white leftists because they’re just so mindbroken and hopeless but then I remember all they have to do is drop their internalized white supremacy and be normal like humans but they just can’t do it, they have to feel superior even if it means dying out, never knowing what it’s like to start a family of your own. Live just to work corporate, consume media and vote like a good person.
I fricking hate it when some smug homosexual or journalist tells me how evil having kids are when the planet is "sooooooo full already bro". Overpopulation is literally an African problem almost exclusively, they're the only ones really popping kids out at an absurd rate. Its just an excuse to flood our countries with cheap wagies from shittier countries.
Overpopulation 2022AD is just code for "too many whites".
It makes some sense when talking about non-whites because they don't produce, only take. With whites its a brainwashed stance yes.
everyone posting about this is FAT, otherwise they'd know that "wire" is just the bike plugged to the wall
>children are attached by some sort of cord
lmao
but seriously, internet should be prescription only
advocating for exploitation of your family on social media is some crazy brain poison. why do chuds praise this?
The pic is cringe but the reactions are cringer
>FIND OUT
>sequel to get out
>MC of get out starts investigating the connections of brain transplants through out history
>discovered that the first procedure was invented by a black man in ancient egypt
>whites enslaved him and forced him to transfer black genius brains into white bodies
>they eventually figured out how to do it themselves
>famous thinkers, pluto, inventors , da vinci, and artist like van gouh were actually blacks stuck in white mans body
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
woah look at the tv-dinner millionaire
you too can have this if you choose to ignore reality and pedal hate
what does it have to do with anything?
seething chuds
White toddlers enjoying ice cream for 1hr51 minutes accompanied by creepy cello riffs
das like the DARKEST cello music fr no cap
>in store next
Get Out was about racism
Us was classism
Nope is environmentalism
I think troonys or immigrants are next
I don't see from the leaks how Nope is about environmentalism.
You will never be a homosexual Sapien
Black folk Tongue My Anus: The Movie
Manmade horrors beyond your comprehension
>trip
>tumble off the cliff that's behind your house for some reason and die
wow. some "cumskin paradise" you have here
white people learned to roll down a hill properly. they even made a sport out of it
I'd say cumskin countries are literal paradise compared to the average shitskin country.
Seems like white people on this board got heavily traumatized by a single movie
A Black person
BUT WHITE
>what do you think his twisted mind has in store next?
Probably banging this ugly israelite.
His greatest horror yet.
lmao its a comedy
>2014 and i can tell you for sure these people wouldn't be saying those things back then
yes they were homosexual
>from the sick twisted mind of Tariq NaPeele
lmao
kay and peele is literally one sometimes-funny joke repeated over and over for like 5 mins
probably something like
>white people bad
I aftually liked get out it didnt really feel overly preachy but Us was fricking atrocious and the candyman was not even a horror movie just a full length racist piece against whites
>see Peele walking down the street
>hold my camera up YO WHAT UP PEELE
>he keeps walking
>he ignores me
the real UFOs was the white people we met along the way
there, saved you watching Nope
I get the feeling Nope is going to be his pic related
And you're meta shitposting in your post or do you actually love spacedocking? Also yes they were saying shit they've done it since occupy Wallstreet at the very least. Its what made me realize my leftist shit was just injected by someone else. As soon as they started going anti white I broke off.
From the twisted mind of the man who wrote "Nope" comes an even darker story.... This summer Rob Schneider is.... "Yep."
From the sick and demented cranium of Jordan Peele comes "Awe Hell Naw"
>Chimp brutally kills white dad and his daughter then fists bump a Chinese dude
Pottery
It doesn’t just sound stupid, but anticlimactic as hell, like the sort of shit I’d be angry over paying for.
>jockey was black
Lol no. That was just film grain and resolution. This whole thing's based on a very racist and very stupid false premise.
'the disappearance' shocking thriller exploring why all the black fathers are vanishing in a small town. POV as a detective who believes it is a serial killer until a shocking twist you'll never expect
hasnt done anything good since key and peele its no from me dawg
an original idea not stolen from someone else