It's solely for culture war autists who need some "objective" measure to prove their side is winning. Same with box office numbers. Only people who hate art think they are important.
>Having to make up shit
Lol, that last time your black BITCH ass used this pathetic cope the thread locked before you could see how embarrassingly wrong your stupid ass is.
That's one example. That's at least 400k in sales funded through charity, not actual ticket sales, tickets bought on masse for a narrative. Now, "isolated incident" you might say? Except if you google there's dozens of other charities and celebrity purchases where politically motivated individuals bought out entire theaters to make it seem like the movie was a success.
But you know what they didn't spend the money on? Any of the merchandise for either film. If kids like Black Panther then why don't any of them want his fucking toys? Lmfao. They still buy toys for other characters so you can't drop that cope.
You're just butthurt you got TOLD. You were wrong, your ignorant fag ass didn't know what you were talking about and the "success" of that movie actually being manufactured has triggered your autistic tiny mind. Sit and spin bitch.
Also never let them forget Black panther waa allowed to run for 6 months and released for a month later for some moron holiday and a more successful movie infinity war was only in theaters for 4 months and given no re release
Typical moron. Here's the the article actually says:
>new report claims that Disney could rake in upwards of $250 million from Black Panther-related merchandise this year. >COULD >The $250 million estimate doesn't include products that Disney sells itself, or unofficial products that others are selling on sites like Etsy. >The success of Black Panther even has popular toy maker Hasbro increasing its estimates for Black Panther merchandise revenue. >ESTIMATE
So there's no actual figures in the article your dumbass linked lmfao. Meanwhile, here's a video of Wakanda Forever figures pulled from a bargain bin at Walmart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfCe7PUjjUo
Estimates are worthless, educated guesses. Both movies came out a while back, do you have an article with some actual figures? If the estimate turned out to be correct there would be articles giving the numbers.
The toys meanwhile do prove that they didn't sell. I'm amazed I have to explain this to you, but you see that yellow sticker? That means they had to cut prices because no one was buying the merchandise. They don't put stuff that's selling well on clearance. The clearance aisle is for scented candles that smell like ass, novelty foods and drinks no one bought, and evidently, Black Panther toys. D'ya get it yet?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It is weird that five years on, a superhero that inspired one of the highest grossing movies ever that according to you, also sold tonnes of merch, has no kids cartoons, games, etc. Black Panther outgrossed every Batman and Spider-Man movie (pre-NWH). There are multiple Batman and Spider-Man cartoons running and in development.
>Having to make up shit about Black Panther just to shove it in there
fucking kek that movie success is a nightmare for chuddies
Absolutely btfo the smelling chud fucking kek
also these ones seething hard is gold
Retards like you ruined this board. Stop believing the things you read here or leave altogether.
The Charity thing happens with every kids/superhero movie you ignorant moron
>still making shit up
embarrassing
I only know 2 people that are really into capeshit and they usually watch most movies. They both did not give a single fuck about muh panthress. In fact they did not even know about the movie till i told them about it. So when not even capeshitters care about it, why should anybody else?
>The next movie grossed almost as much
Half as much. Since Rise no Star Wars movie has been successful and the shows are widely panned, the ratings are in the toilet for all of them even Mandalorian now. The one bright spot is no longer a success. Plus there was that massive multi-billion dollar bomb with the Star Wars hotel they finally shut down.
>"almost as much" is nearly half the amount
sorry I don't have a moron to sarcastically put you down too, anon
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You can just give up now, because you fail miserably at maths. It's over 80% and nowhere near half the amount.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's held up by weebs like you. Slack jawed mouth breathers, rarely go outside and spend most of your time on friendship simulators. Normies don't wanna be around you and I can only tolerate you to a certain extent.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>getting this mad over being BTFO
Let me guess, I will never be a woman now?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No anger there anon. Stating simple facts is all. I know you do your best to avoid them so I didn't beat around the bush for you
TLJ is worse than Attack of the Clones. Do you really enjoy that movie? I've given it a shot multiple times and that 'yo Mama' joke really sets the tone for the movie. Rushed and juvenile. There's no such thing as a bad idea, only horrible execution and the execution of TLJ was horrendous, but Rise beats it on that level.
The sequel trilogy is the best example of soulless cash grab garbage
Anyone who calls TLJ "soulless" is not only lying, they are covering for the fact that they were triggered by its unconventional story beats.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You didn't read the part about execution. Take your Adderall bud.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The execution resulted in by far the best cinematography in a SW movie. Pure soul.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Too bad everything else sucked.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Suck and soulless don't mean remotely the same thing. Buy a dictionary.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There isn’t a single good action sequence in the last Jedi.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Now you're just naming one part of execution. Execution holds a lot to it not just the cinematography. Score, acting, writing plot/dialogue/character arcs, cinematography, choreography, utilizing the rules of the universe.
Just because something looks beautiful doesn't mean it's perfect in any way. A quick and easy example of this is women.
Loads of hot girls have shit souls. I count myself very lucky to snag the fiance I have. Gorgeous, with a good soul, church goer and talks shit about films when something is dumb or poorly executed. Before her I was dealing with attractive women with shit souls. Hot face, hot bods, but horrible critical thinking skills and highly arrogant and ignorant.
Just because something is pretty on the outside, it doesn't mean it's pretty on the inside. And that's the huge problem with TLJ. Shit writing when it comes to dialogue/plot/character arcs, shit choreography, mild score.
TLJ is nothing spectacular like you think it is anon, you were just wowed by the fireworks
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Desperate.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Thank you for your concession, anon.
Can't imagine what it's like in that head of yours
>Massive drop in box office returns after TLJ >Future theatrical releases axed after TLJ >Star Wars hotel axed and park a mediocre addition because noone gives a shit about sequel characters after TLJ >Interest in Star Wars waning futher and further with every shitty tv show put up after TLJ (as is evident of the lower and lower quality effects & qc check on scripts/writing.)
You can argue Force Awakens wasn't that great and stumbled out of the gate a little, but the end result was still people hyped up and eager to see the next episode of the trilogy, as is evident of the money TLJ made. Rise of Skywalker's returns fell off a cliff comparatively speaking, which indicative TLJ left such a bad taste in people's mouths everyone was done with the IP. So yeah, TLJ pretty irrefutably crashed the franchise with no survivors
Dungeons and Dragons is in the top 10 in sales and rentals
>On the top ten
Show me figures. They spent over 200mil to make it, that means minimum they gotta make 400mil to break even, they didn't, they made 200mil, which is a loss of 100mil.
Black Panther and The Last Jedi grossed over a billion dollars
Also loads of films you guys like also flopped at the box office when they originally came out (The Iron Giant, Children of Men, The Shawshank Redemption, The Big Lebowski, The Thing, Blade Runner, Blow Out, Office Space, Idiocracy, The Hudsucker Proxy, The King of Comedy, Anihilation, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Blade Runner 2049)
Box office and streaming numbers don't translate to film quality
>Box office and streaming numbers don't translate to film quality
And neither reviews, nor money
Only objective quality does, and that's not on your side (even if some shit you posted sucks too)
Black Panther had charities and celebrities buy out tickets. It's literally a manufactured success. It wasn't one or two cases, there are dozens of different individuals and groups who tried to manufacture it's success, but the toys didn't sell indicating it didn't really connect with kids.
Captain Marvel was riding the success of a franchise that until then had churned out hit after hit. People always give something new within a franchise they're already committed to a chance, but that movie marked the end of the MCU's good will. It was after that the bombs began. Brie Larson's youtube following collapsed, she became widely hated, Ms. Marvel premiered on Disney+ to a dull thud. It's the least watched show on the entire service. The sequel was downgraded from Captain Marvel 2 to an ensemble cast "The Marvels" the trailer to which is the single most disliked MCU trailer ever.
The movie where the military decides to send in a team of ugly, suicidal women because the director is a male feminist and features a subplot about Natalie Portman cucking her husband with a black guy which the critics loved but died miserably at the box office as no one was interested doesn't deserve to be on a list of woke box office bombs critics sucked off?
Why are you people so insanely fucking obsessed with this shit? Do you think you're the core demographic?
Yes, everything from the big studios is woke and has been for a fucking decade. Seething over it on 4chins hasn't changed shit in the past decade and it also won't in the future.
Why don't you make and/or contribute threads about things you like?
Because cartoon Ariel was the sexual awakening for a lot of Millennials when they were kids. You don't fuck with a generation's first waifu without getting backlash.
>You don't fuck with a generation's first waifu without getting backlash.
You're so fucking cringe jesus christ get a life you KHHV NEET. If you're above the age of 30 and still saying this shit then I dont even know what to say
>you're so cringe for calling out our needless wokifying of people's beloved childhood memories
Yes. This is gay behavior. >m-my heckin CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!! MY FIRST WAIFUUU
I dont even give a fuck about any of this disney shit, I just popped in to see the polrefugees seething, and that is what I got.
Still, this is just embarrassing Anon. Man up already, let it go
Why would it be embarrassing for people with children to care what their children see? I mean, you're doing the same shit, except from the other side and you don't have any kids. So why is your sick fuck ass so obsessed with stuffing politics into children's films? That is literal gay behavior. Moreso it's groomer behavior.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ok now you've just changed your argument, first it was about YOU and your childhood memories but suddenly it's about muh children. What about the children?
Very genuine concern, I'm sure.
If you care so much how about you act as a competent parent for once in your life instead of depending on the IPad to do all the work, and simply not allow them to watch the movie? Is that really so hard?
Though I'd be really interested in what excuse you'd use, see I'd understand if this included some lgbtq shit but it's literally just a race thing >umm no kiddos you cant watch this. why? Well... theres a black lady on screen and we cant have that
super heckin based bro
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah i would simply say that are literally changing the races of the characters that shaped your parents childhood with the most criminal and socially worthless group in the country and its been done enough now to know its some sort of social engineering push.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>most criminal and socially worthless group in the country
Ok dude. Nice sweeping totally not outdated generalization.
I hope that the BVLL is at least a little more accepting than you, so that your kids grow up to be nice people.
>completely making up someone's words
lel u ain't mad is you boy. why not just, idk respond to anon's argument you asked for?
>completely making up someone's words
He changed his argument.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's literally more true this year based on fbi stats than it was last year.
As well blacks literally serve the least social utility as a demographic what so ever as an objective fact.
If african films started to make more and more characters white that were once black and increasingly doing it over a decade the majority would have a reason to be suHispanicious.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>He
Raging this much he can't even out samefags proper, baka
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>completely making up someone's words
lel u ain't mad is you boy. why not just, idk respond to anon's argument you asked for?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Ok now you've just changed your argument
I didn't make the original argument, I saw you gaslighting someone with that "Why do you care? It's for kids." crap, but by being here in this thread arguing about it you're demonstrating you are about something "for kids" just from the other side. Parents care what their kids watch. You don't have kids though. So normal people have an excuse, it's you who by your own words is a fucking weirdo.
>If you care so much how about you act as a competent parent for once in your life instead of depending on the IPad to do all the work, and simply not allow them to watch the movie? Is that really so hard?
Lol, complete strawman, that's besides the point. People complain to get this shit to stop happening so that Disney will go back to releasing shit they'll want to show to their kids. Disney has been putting out bomb after bomb recently. Lightyear, Raya, Turning Red, Mulan, Pinocchio, Peter & Wendy, Strange World, parents are rejecting the shit, and simultaneously saying "This is WHY we're rejecting your shit." You're just trying to get them to stop complaining because it's hurting your political causes. Otherwise, what the fuck does your incel ass have to whine about?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Is that really so hard to fuck off from entertainment, invader?
I still don't understand how rotten tomatoes percentages work. Critics don't even all use the same scales. Some are out of 10, some out of 5, some out of 3 or 4. How do they convert all of that into a single consistent percentage?
So it's based on the arbitrary feelings of how some random pajeet at rotten tomatoes perceives the tone of the review and has nothing to do with actual numbers? What a fucking scam.
Reviews aren't always decisively positive or negative, many involve mixed reception or a variety of pros and cons. That's why reviews are summarized with numbers on a scale rather than just a binary good/bad. Unless you're crunching objective numbers like Metacritic does then you're literally just leaving it up to interpretation; two people could read the same review and each come away with a different impression on whether it seemed positive or negative.
>two people could read the same review and each come away with a different impression on whether it seemed positive or negative.
That's a shitty review then. The main objective is to convey whether the person recommends the film or not.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Even recommendations occur on a sliding scale, it's never totally black and white. If it were that simple then movies wouldn't be rated on multi-point scales and every review would end with, "Yes, I recommend this," or "No, I do not recommend this." Reviews and scores are more nuanced than that.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
*yawn* you know exactly what I mean yet you continue to act ignorant. For what purpose?
Bombing harder than Nagasaki everywhere except in muttmerica and also rotten tomatoes being controlled by Paul Yanover, the guy who invented disney shilling
Why were y'all convinced it was gonna be bad anyway? Just because she's black? That doesn't affect the storytelling or anything else. The movie could very well be top tier filmmaking.
>doesn’t affect storytelling >literally change Ariel story from chasing prince to muh independent wahmen trope >change the lyrics for modern audience
Kys
I was just gonna rag on it for the negress, but the cg looks reeeeaally bad & the soundtrack was trash, so I don't think it's gonna have anything going for it
I purposely trained in boxing and Muy Thai for people like you.
It's this weird pseudo-fascism of yours that's disheartening to be around.
I was captain of my wrestling team so I've got a damn good core, makes it very hard to slam me, but I needed more techniques and skill so when I came across weird people like you I could end u quickly, instead of a simple pin.
My trainer trained military police in the middle east, which was great to hear, many implications.
I would definitely talk shit in front of you about Disney black washing characters and how insulting it is to black people.
Corporations basically saying "there's nothing for you so let's take white characters and make em black!"
Yet there's many historical figures that are black you can make movies about and many African myths you can cover, a good amount of black super heroes too.
The redundancy of cash grabs and victimizing blacks is pathetic.
I'd be ready for you anon, you're attitude and actions forced me to be ready and that sucks cuz your a brother of mine in creation, its disheartening I have to drop you down a peg and put you in your place.
You're a boar and sadly I'll have to stick you like the pig you are. If only you grew up with critical thinking skills, you wouldn't be such an angry little man
i like how shills want everyone to forget how RT audience ratings on theatrical releases are
1: only available if you buy a ticket through fandango
2: can't be lower than 7/10
>Um… Uh… well the movie still won’t make money because no one likes Black people >movie makes a billion >Umm… uhhh…. It only made a billion because of the original
So on and so forth until the heat death of the universe. Didn’t we already do this song and dance with Aladdin?
Awkwafina must give the most absolute god-tier head in the world. Like not just the shaft and the balls, but jamming her entire tongue up the producer's ass and relentlessly pounding his prostate with it.
BLACKIE BLACKIE BLACKIE
now that's out of the way, I think the fish looks stupid which might add to the charm of hearing a child voice something that looks a step away from a good dish.
I don't think I'll watch it unless it involves laughing at it with someone since that's a safe bet for any movie, but I'm sure people will enjoy it if it stands on it's own two feet instead of well... fuck it, remakes should flop.
>but I'm sure people will enjoy it if it stands on it's own two feet
Hasn't been true for any of Disney's live action remakes, why would it become true for the black one?
I always wonder if these are created intentionally ironic then get used by people who actually believe it or are created by people that actually believe it and the used by shitposters. >IF YOU CAN SAY I AM A SON OF A BITCH I CAN LITERALLY BRAINWASH CHILDREN INTO MENTAL ILLNESS TO GROOM THEM, MAKE THEM MY FLESHLIGHT AND ALL OF IT WITH THE HELP OF MULTI MILLION/BILLION DOLLA COMPANIES AND THE GOVERNMENT
fucking kek
I watched most of these movies as a child over and over and i probably would watch them if they are made well and close to the originals nowadays instead of these abominations. There was one good animated movie in the last 5 years and that was Klaus.
Well, I'm not going to watch the movie because it has black people in it therefore I'm not the audience. The audience that ends up watching this probably won't mind
Literally, "stop the count"-tier. Do they have to manually approve reviews or something? I know you have to buy tickets through Fandango to even do that, so I figured it would be automatic.
So you didn't care, don't care and will never care, but you are here defending woke shit instead of being in any other thread.
And your defece is only casually 1:1 same with the stock woke defender cope.
It' just happened, amirite?
>W-we're not angry!!!! We're just noticing patterns and pointing it out... by posting hundreds of daily threads, obsessing over RT scores and looking up every tweet and news article that ever mentioned the movie!
Nobody was doing this. Stop making up scenarios in your head to get mad about.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You idiots are actually retarded, THEY CHANGED HER RACE BECAUSE SHE WAS WHITE, WHICH MEANS THAT IT WAS HUGE CONCERN TO THEM, WHICH MEANS THEY RAGED ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT WAS A WHITE CHARACTER.
God you are so stupid.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Wrong. They held auditions. The best actress won. Whoever told you otherwise lied, most likely for some ulterior motive. You should get that sorted out.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
By choosing a concrete monkey to culturally appropriate a danish story? yeah, replacing ginger’s or any redhead character in most movies is just because all of those brown actors just so happen to be sooo good, right? because i’m the one with ulterior motives, not Hollywood, lol.
All is this seems to be in the context of telling the native population they have to embrace being replaced by immigrants.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The mermaids in the original tale were not Danish.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
She wan't black either.
Danish just made the story for themselves.
Why can't you do the same?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>She wan't black either.
That doesn't mean she was white.
>Danish just made the story for themselves.
One guy wrote the story, not every single Danish in existence.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>That doesn't mean she was white.
It does, actually. The original story mentions how white her skin is several times.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The original story mentions how white her skin is several times
You're thinking about Snow White.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
http://hca.gilead.org.il/li_merma.html
>holding out her white hands towards the keel of their ship.
>she had as pretty a pair of white legs and tiny feet as any little maiden could have; but she had no clothes
>Then the little mermaid raised her lovely white arms,
>Then her sisters came up on the waves, and gazed at her mournfully, wringing their white hands.
>The little mermaid leaned her white arms on the edge of the vessel
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>offhanded mentions of her skin color >DUDE THE STORY CANT STOP MENTIONING *HOW* WHITE HER SKIN IS
Disingenuous cocksucker lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That anon provided 5 specific times it referenced her being white, easily more than skin color is referenced in the majority of books I've read, and you call him disingenuous? Why?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Those five specific references are incidental to the writing. They might as well not be there.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>they never said she was white >okay, they did, but they didn't really emphasize it
Bravo.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>okay, they did, but they didn't really emphasize it
Exactly. Cope.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Now I'm curious exactly how you expect them to describe her as white as to make it so integral to the plot that makes it important enough for you to be considered part of her established character.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Plenty of stories do just that.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
But don't bother providing any examples or anything.
If you're just an average white person living in a majority white society (especially during a time period where this was even more true), then there's really not much to emphasize. They just are white.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Says you. They were written purposefully by the author. Calling something you don't like incidental to dismiss its existence is about as head in the sand as you can get.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Considering the original story is only 9000 words, having 5 references to how white she is is pretty significant. And that was just me looking for "white". There are several times where she is described as "pale" and other similar adjectives.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>it doesnt say shes white >yes it does >UMMM ITS OFFHANDED
Fucking retard
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>L-LOOK THE STORY MAKES A CASE FOR HOW WHITE SHE IS >five (5) incidental mentions of her skin
lol
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>book establishes that a character is freakishly tall by simply describing mild inconveniences like him having to duck under doorways and shit >make him 4'9 because the book didn't emphasize his height enough
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>book establishes that a character is freakishly tall by simply describing mild inconveniences like him having to duck under doorways and shit
That IS incidental to the plot, you neanderthal.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>five (5) incidental mentions of her skin
Here's more:
>Her skin was delicately fair
>when he took her in his arms, and kissed her fair forehead.
>they were as pale as herself;
>“I will do it,” said the little mermaid, and she became pale as death
> her eyes as blue as the deepest sea
>she looked at him mildly and sorrowfully with her deep blue eyes
>her laughing blue eyes shone with truth and purity.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>pale >fair
??
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Do you not speak english? Do you need me to help you look those words up in the dictionary?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Your women dye their skin chang, they aren't naturally pale
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Come on anon, take the loss and move on already
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Jesus Christ, how pathetic
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The absolute fucking state of blackcels crying in this fucking thread lmfao.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It was written by a Dane, so it will have Danish roots. Which means no American urban black people lmao.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can't tell which responders are pretending to not be racist and which are unabashedly open about it, but when you say it's impossible for a black person to beat a white person in an audition, you aren't hiding that you are a racist.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That’s not what’s happening though, and you know that. They do this to displace white, European characters, theres always some “audition” to give such a. bill shri excuse, they would never replace a written black character with a white one.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh, look at the time.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There is no way a black actor beat a white actor for a role of redhead mermaid without shifting or moving the goal posts of the source material. And just so happens to be most White characters, hm… very curious indeed.
It’s almost there was no “audition” and tht they just wanted to randomly race swap.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>moving the goal posts of the source material
Chat GPT hit a snafu.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hey man, Your the one who thinks a story written in Denmark wouldn’t have danish folklorist roots… because reasons, so you tell me who’s coping and bitching about White people, lolz
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>it's just a coincidence that all these red head white characters are played by black people
no it's not, you are being disingenuous or extremely retarded if you think they are all just beating them for the role and there is no racial component to the casting.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It is in fact impossible for a black person to beat a white person in the role of a white redhead mermaid unless they chose to change it for their own sake. It's not a fucking monty python sketch where they have the same group of guys play men, women, different nationalities, or whatever and you accept it because that's how they do it. It's a world that exists from a story that was made into a movie and now that movie is being remade. If they shit all over the simple concept of genetics then it's offputting and lazy. Fuck they didn't even make her dad black or her sisters. They clearly had a goal of race-swapping ariel for woke points and that deserves criticism. Look at Ursula when she turns into Ariel, even she isn't the same race as Ariel. The whole thing makes zero sense and you're defending trash.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You can only change things if you were mad about the previous thing
Those 4chan brains working hard today.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
They changed her because she was White. That’s what they did and they will keep doing it.
If you want something people actually got mad at, go look up the controversy over Nani in the live-action Lilo & Stitch remake. The girl is some Hawaiian hapa who is not of native descent. Many of the same people championing black and brownwashed Disney remakes were suddenly very concerned about the accuracy of skin tones.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I also remember more then one case of "that egyptian isn't black enough to be egyptian"
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I wonder if Cleopatra will be the straw that breaks the "humoring hoteps" back. No one other than the people who made it seemed to defend that.
I'm not really angry, just annoyed by moron worship as justification for recycling old ips. You want to worship morons? Cool, go for it bud, idc, but come up with something new ffs. >buh buh people won't watch my moronino worship unless I use a recognizable IP!
Oh. Then I guess moron worship as a film premise was a retarded idea all along and you should've tried making some people would actually like.
If you use terms like "moron worship" unironically, is it really that big of a conspiracy that no one wants to produce IP for your specific demographic?
Normal people don't spend all day worrying about editing them. Changing the lyrics to old songs like a bunch of retards. Putting stupid warnings before children's movies.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Normal people don't spend all day worrying about editing them
What kind of ESL word salad is this? Who is editing white Ariel from your daddy's VHS tapes?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If you aren't ESL yourself, this post is extremely embarrassing.
They do in the rest of the world, it's just more taboo in the west is all so everyone just does it behind closed doors
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm gonna go ahead and say a vast majority of the people in the rest of the world don't spend hours at a time crying about casting choices in children's movies, no.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nobody's crying about it, they just see a moron on the cover, go 'lol fuck that,' and move on with their lives.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Nobody's crying about it
You can't even accept she got the role without inventing some kind of anti-white conspiracy to explain it lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm not that anon, but how are DIE quotas a conspiracy? Disney execs are very open about their intentions:
The real conspiracy is knowing that and thinking it would never manifest on screen like this.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The real conspiracy is knowing that and thinking it would never manifest on screen like this.
What exactly do you think is manifesting here? A casting choice you don't like?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
They're consistently racebending characters from white to non-white while never doing the inverse. It's far from just The Little Mermaid. We've got a mestiza Snow White coming up. We just had Pajeeter Pan and black Tinkerbell. The Percy Jackson books star three white kids. In Disney's new show, only Percy is white. I'm sure that's all just a coincidence and not a reflection of DIE quotas.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I mean I don't really think it's a conspiracy, I think it's just retarded Hollywood execs stuck in a feedback loop following trends on Twitter thinking a userbase of like 80% bots, 18% retarded American women (half of which are black,) & 2% everyone else is somehow a viable audience to sample opinions from. It isn't, but it'll probably take a few years for the situation to resolve itself nonetheless
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
She got the role thanks to Beyoncé. The fact that americans also worship blacks and love black washing helped as well!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Every normie I know dislikes the casting decision.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Would love to know how many 8-year-girls are in your friend group. A lot?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Anon, people who have kids discuss what kids movies are coming out to decide whether or not their kids can/should go see it. If you had kids, friends, family, or anyone other than trannies on discord you'd understand this and why your retarded "Why do you care about a kid's movie?!" cope outs you as a massive, pathetic fucking loser lol.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So at the playground? That's where you all meet?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Some parents discuss these things at playgrounds, sure. Some text eachother, or discuss in in their boomer facebook groups, or at work often during their lunch break. Again, you would know this if you had any social experience, but you don't so all you're going to do is display further your ability to think like a pedophile.
Go ahead.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Imagine bragging about your kids and social life on Cinemaphile.
>is it really that big of a conspiracy that no one wants to produce IP for your specific demographic?
It is when you consider that everyone who hates morons (whites, asians, latinos) makes up the majority of the population still. Weird to squander your potential profits of a film intended for general audiences by make your lead the least attractive race to said general audience, statistically speaking.
You zoomie polcucks are so late to the game that you actually brag about including latinos in your racist fantasies. This is "based black men" all over again lol
Were you not aware that Latinos hate black people more than anyone else? How sheltered are you?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Shouldn't you be crying about latino immigrants stealing your jobs?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Have to work shitty jobs noone wants while porch monkeys collect welfare checks for a living
Case in point, I'd hate them too were I in their shoes
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he thinks latinos don't collect welfare
It's always so funny when a Chinese retard wants to larp as an American but has no fucking idea how things actually work here.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Most of them don't, since pretty much all states need your id/birth certificate to hand it to you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're so fucking naive, Xhing.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I'm not wrong you're wrong >Refuses to elaborate further
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The majority of Latinos living in the US are citizens dipshit. Stop letting anonymous image boards tell you how the world is like.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The majority of Latinos living in the US are citizens dipshit
And at one point they weren't and had to watch morons collect welfare check while they worked their asses off, and thought 'man, fuck those guys.' It's hatred that extends back a couple decades anon.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>And at one point they weren't
Who cares? They make up a huge portion of welfare recipients, you stupid cunt. Every single thing you believe about black people, latinos are probably guilty of it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nah. Blacks are the worst. Only Americans believe otherwise.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I necer said their hatred wasn't hypocritical now, anon. Just what was more or less the root of it
Have you not noticed how they keep propping up these people as giant movie stars? Who the fuck cares about Awkwafina or Phoebe Waller-Bridge? Hollywood seems to be enamored with these mediocre people and are desperately trying to make them the next big movie star.
There’s always an “audition” for White written characters that isn’t just straight up political ham fisted inclusivity quotas, all of which are anti-white narratives if you see what they’re aimed for.
I think the REAL conspiracy is thinking political realities like test scores that equate disparities means that they’re somehow racist wouldn’t eventually be applied to movies, like how Black actors aren’t being represented in European stories is bad, and it needs to change so we must change the source material.
It really shows how broad civil rights regulations failed to deliver the promise of racial equality and broad-scale societal cohesion. Moderate progressive are furiously trying to cover their asses with appeals to the latest outrage, while promising that the halcyon utopia of the "Nordic Model" is just around the corner, so long as the middle class pays out for the next activist boondoggle. But really, the problems go deeper. And the extent of the left’s ideological failures can now be directly witnessed in the products of progressive educational institutions and cultural instructions.
Don't know, everything we seethe about turns out to be a hit. I guess it's time we chuds take some time to reflect on how we are always wrong about everything.
Hey, where's the part where it says 1000+ reviews?
Now that we've established both critic and audiences scores are meaningless, how many more times will you remake this shit thread?
>
Yes. And?
That's literally me hahahaha wtf xD
It's funny cause it's true. Idk why fags need to RT to vindicate their opinions on anything
It's solely for culture war autists who need some "objective" measure to prove their side is winning. Same with box office numbers. Only people who hate art think they are important.
OBJECTIVELY GOOD MOVIE vs OBJECTIVELY BAD MOVIE
No such thing as objective movie quality.
To you, sub 70 IQ relativist. And you are obviously wrong
>Having to make up shit about Black Panther just to shove it in there
fucking kek that movie success is a nightmare for chuddies
The movie was ran longer than any other movie that year and released....it literally was manufactured sales.
Re released.
It was allowed to run longer than infinity war and infinity war was never re released for example
>Having to make up shit
Lol, that last time your black BITCH ass used this pathetic cope the thread locked before you could see how embarrassingly wrong your stupid ass is.
https://filmschoolrejects.com/30000-kids-will-see-black-panther-thanks-charity
That's one example. That's at least 400k in sales funded through charity, not actual ticket sales, tickets bought on masse for a narrative. Now, "isolated incident" you might say? Except if you google there's dozens of other charities and celebrity purchases where politically motivated individuals bought out entire theaters to make it seem like the movie was a success.
But you know what they didn't spend the money on? Any of the merchandise for either film. If kids like Black Panther then why don't any of them want his fucking toys? Lmfao. They still buy toys for other characters so you can't drop that cope.
Retards like you ruined this board. Stop believing the things you read here or leave altogether.
You're just butthurt you got TOLD. You were wrong, your ignorant fag ass didn't know what you were talking about and the "success" of that movie actually being manufactured has triggered your autistic tiny mind. Sit and spin bitch.
The Charity thing happens with every kids/superhero movie you ignorant moron
Does every movie get a billion dollars worth of charity like this one?
Prove it and to even nearly that degree.
Also never let them forget Black panther waa allowed to run for 6 months and released for a month later for some moron holiday and a more successful movie infinity war was only in theaters for 4 months and given no re release
>still making shit up
embarrassing
Disney bought 6 million Black Panther action figures and gave them to black children.
>Lying out of his ass again.
Typical moron. Here's the the article actually says:
>new report claims that Disney could rake in upwards of $250 million from Black Panther-related merchandise this year.
>COULD
>The $250 million estimate doesn't include products that Disney sells itself, or unofficial products that others are selling on sites like Etsy.
>The success of Black Panther even has popular toy maker Hasbro increasing its estimates for Black Panther merchandise revenue.
>ESTIMATE
So there's no actual figures in the article your dumbass linked lmfao. Meanwhile, here's a video of Wakanda Forever figures pulled from a bargain bin at Walmart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfCe7PUjjUo
>This article is fake news because it says estimates !! (even though all figures are)
>here is a RANDOM YOUTUBE VIDEO OF A TOY instead
fucking kek
https://www.google.com/amp/s/venturebeat.com/mobile/google-glass-could-worth-3-3b-in-just-4-years/amp/
Yeah estimated figures are reliable.....
Estimates are worthless, educated guesses. Both movies came out a while back, do you have an article with some actual figures? If the estimate turned out to be correct there would be articles giving the numbers.
The toys meanwhile do prove that they didn't sell. I'm amazed I have to explain this to you, but you see that yellow sticker? That means they had to cut prices because no one was buying the merchandise. They don't put stuff that's selling well on clearance. The clearance aisle is for scented candles that smell like ass, novelty foods and drinks no one bought, and evidently, Black Panther toys. D'ya get it yet?
It is weird that five years on, a superhero that inspired one of the highest grossing movies ever that according to you, also sold tonnes of merch, has no kids cartoons, games, etc. Black Panther outgrossed every Batman and Spider-Man movie (pre-NWH). There are multiple Batman and Spider-Man cartoons running and in development.
Disney buys tickets to their films and “gives them away to charity”, you really don’t think they’d do that with merch too?
Absolutely btfo the smelling chud fucking kek
also these ones seething hard is gold
I only know 2 people that are really into capeshit and they usually watch most movies. They both did not give a single fuck about muh panthress. In fact they did not even know about the movie till i told them about it. So when not even capeshitters care about it, why should anybody else?
Black Panther conspiracies are Qanon for capeshitters.
so this is the culture war ive been hearing about
This you?
Holy fuck that fag needs to get a life, but so do you, anon
mental illness
>The Last Jedi killed the entire franchise
We're still on this cope?
>Any information that disagrees with me is cope.
Lol, any other buzzwords you wanna drop?
>The next movie grossed almost as much
>Keeps getting new movies and series, some of which are highly praised
Impressive for a "dead" franchise.
>The next movie grossed almost as much
Half as much. Since Rise no Star Wars movie has been successful and the shows are widely panned, the ratings are in the toilet for all of them even Mandalorian now. The one bright spot is no longer a success. Plus there was that massive multi-billion dollar bomb with the Star Wars hotel they finally shut down.
>1077 is half as much as 1334
>"almost as much" is nearly half the amount
sorry I don't have a moron to sarcastically put you down too, anon
You can just give up now, because you fail miserably at maths. It's over 80% and nowhere near half the amount.
It's held up by weebs like you. Slack jawed mouth breathers, rarely go outside and spend most of your time on friendship simulators. Normies don't wanna be around you and I can only tolerate you to a certain extent.
>getting this mad over being BTFO
Let me guess, I will never be a woman now?
No anger there anon. Stating simple facts is all. I know you do your best to avoid them so I didn't beat around the bush for you
You're embarrassing yourself.
>following film desperately and comically tried to undo the damage TLJ did
What's the cope? What else killed the franchise? Are you still faithfully watching star wars? Lol what a gay
The cope is pretending that the franchise is dead and that it was killed by something that isn't even close to their worst entries.
TLJ is worse than Attack of the Clones. Do you really enjoy that movie? I've given it a shot multiple times and that 'yo Mama' joke really sets the tone for the movie. Rushed and juvenile. There's no such thing as a bad idea, only horrible execution and the execution of TLJ was horrendous, but Rise beats it on that level.
The sequel trilogy is the best example of soulless cash grab garbage
Anyone who calls TLJ "soulless" is not only lying, they are covering for the fact that they were triggered by its unconventional story beats.
You didn't read the part about execution. Take your Adderall bud.
The execution resulted in by far the best cinematography in a SW movie. Pure soul.
Too bad everything else sucked.
Suck and soulless don't mean remotely the same thing. Buy a dictionary.
There isn’t a single good action sequence in the last Jedi.
Now you're just naming one part of execution. Execution holds a lot to it not just the cinematography. Score, acting, writing plot/dialogue/character arcs, cinematography, choreography, utilizing the rules of the universe.
Just because something looks beautiful doesn't mean it's perfect in any way. A quick and easy example of this is women.
Loads of hot girls have shit souls. I count myself very lucky to snag the fiance I have. Gorgeous, with a good soul, church goer and talks shit about films when something is dumb or poorly executed. Before her I was dealing with attractive women with shit souls. Hot face, hot bods, but horrible critical thinking skills and highly arrogant and ignorant.
Just because something is pretty on the outside, it doesn't mean it's pretty on the inside. And that's the huge problem with TLJ. Shit writing when it comes to dialogue/plot/character arcs, shit choreography, mild score.
TLJ is nothing spectacular like you think it is anon, you were just wowed by the fireworks
Desperate.
Thank you for your concession, anon.
Can't imagine what it's like in that head of yours
>Massive drop in box office returns after TLJ
>Future theatrical releases axed after TLJ
>Star Wars hotel axed and park a mediocre addition because noone gives a shit about sequel characters after TLJ
>Interest in Star Wars waning futher and further with every shitty tv show put up after TLJ (as is evident of the lower and lower quality effects & qc check on scripts/writing.)
You can argue Force Awakens wasn't that great and stumbled out of the gate a little, but the end result was still people hyped up and eager to see the next episode of the trilogy, as is evident of the money TLJ made. Rise of Skywalker's returns fell off a cliff comparatively speaking, which indicative TLJ left such a bad taste in people's mouths everyone was done with the IP. So yeah, TLJ pretty irrefutably crashed the franchise with no survivors
Second post best post
Dungeons and Dragons is in the top 10 in sales and rentals
Now that is certified cope.
It's not 2003. No big budget movie is getting saved by home video anymore.
That's why Paramount cited D&D's performance as one of the leading contributors to a poor Q1 performance?
I love this seething schizo like you wouldn't believe
this
DnD wasn't a bomb
>On the top ten
Show me figures. They spent over 200mil to make it, that means minimum they gotta make 400mil to break even, they didn't, they made 200mil, which is a loss of 100mil.
Black Panther and The Last Jedi grossed over a billion dollars
Also loads of films you guys like also flopped at the box office when they originally came out (The Iron Giant, Children of Men, The Shawshank Redemption, The Big Lebowski, The Thing, Blade Runner, Blow Out, Office Space, Idiocracy, The Hudsucker Proxy, The King of Comedy, Anihilation, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Blade Runner 2049)
Box office and streaming numbers don't translate to film quality
None of those movies you listed are adapted from cartoons, comics, or video games so I have never heard of them.
>Box office and streaming numbers don't translate to film quality
And neither reviews, nor money
Only objective quality does, and that's not on your side (even if some shit you posted sucks too)
black panther and captain marvel made a billy tho, why lie and make excuses?
Black Panther had charities and celebrities buy out tickets. It's literally a manufactured success. It wasn't one or two cases, there are dozens of different individuals and groups who tried to manufacture it's success, but the toys didn't sell indicating it didn't really connect with kids.
Captain Marvel was riding the success of a franchise that until then had churned out hit after hit. People always give something new within a franchise they're already committed to a chance, but that movie marked the end of the MCU's good will. It was after that the bombs began. Brie Larson's youtube following collapsed, she became widely hated, Ms. Marvel premiered on Disney+ to a dull thud. It's the least watched show on the entire service. The sequel was downgraded from Captain Marvel 2 to an ensemble cast "The Marvels" the trailer to which is the single most disliked MCU trailer ever.
This is Q Anon tier shit.
Tell me which part you assert isn't true, or bitch out and admit you just don't want it to be true.
Wheel of Time is an absolute shitshow, but it's not cancelled. That whole post is a massive cope.
>Annihilation
does not belong on that list.
The movie where the military decides to send in a team of ugly, suicidal women because the director is a male feminist and features a subplot about Natalie Portman cucking her husband with a black guy which the critics loved but died miserably at the box office as no one was interested doesn't deserve to be on a list of woke box office bombs critics sucked off?
>t. thinking the """verified""" rating means anything
Still won't stop it from bombing, gay. The metacritic user score is even lower.
Why are you people so insanely fucking obsessed with this shit? Do you think you're the core demographic?
Yes, everything from the big studios is woke and has been for a fucking decade. Seething over it on 4chins hasn't changed shit in the past decade and it also won't in the future.
Why don't you make and/or contribute threads about things you like?
Because cartoon Ariel was the sexual awakening for a lot of Millennials when they were kids. You don't fuck with a generation's first waifu without getting backlash.
>You don't fuck with a generation's first waifu without getting backlash.
You're so fucking cringe jesus christ get a life you KHHV NEET. If you're above the age of 30 and still saying this shit then I dont even know what to say
>you're so cringe for calling out our needless wokifying of people's beloved childhood memories
Eat shit, Disney shill. Hope you get fired and end up homeless once Disney tightens their pockets once again in response to this garbage flopping.
>you're so cringe for calling out our needless wokifying of people's beloved childhood memories
Yes. This is gay behavior.
>m-my heckin CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!! MY FIRST WAIFUUU
I dont even give a fuck about any of this disney shit, I just popped in to see the polrefugees seething, and that is what I got.
Still, this is just embarrassing Anon. Man up already, let it go
Why would it be embarrassing for people with children to care what their children see? I mean, you're doing the same shit, except from the other side and you don't have any kids. So why is your sick fuck ass so obsessed with stuffing politics into children's films? That is literal gay behavior. Moreso it's groomer behavior.
Ok now you've just changed your argument, first it was about YOU and your childhood memories but suddenly it's about muh children. What about the children?
Very genuine concern, I'm sure.
If you care so much how about you act as a competent parent for once in your life instead of depending on the IPad to do all the work, and simply not allow them to watch the movie? Is that really so hard?
Though I'd be really interested in what excuse you'd use, see I'd understand if this included some lgbtq shit but it's literally just a race thing
>umm no kiddos you cant watch this. why? Well... theres a black lady on screen and we cant have that
super heckin based bro
Yeah i would simply say that are literally changing the races of the characters that shaped your parents childhood with the most criminal and socially worthless group in the country and its been done enough now to know its some sort of social engineering push.
>most criminal and socially worthless group in the country
Ok dude. Nice sweeping totally not outdated generalization.
I hope that the BVLL is at least a little more accepting than you, so that your kids grow up to be nice people.
>completely making up someone's words
He changed his argument.
It's literally more true this year based on fbi stats than it was last year.
As well blacks literally serve the least social utility as a demographic what so ever as an objective fact.
If african films started to make more and more characters white that were once black and increasingly doing it over a decade the majority would have a reason to be suHispanicious.
>He
Raging this much he can't even out samefags proper, baka
>completely making up someone's words
lel u ain't mad is you boy. why not just, idk respond to anon's argument you asked for?
>Ok now you've just changed your argument
I didn't make the original argument, I saw you gaslighting someone with that "Why do you care? It's for kids." crap, but by being here in this thread arguing about it you're demonstrating you are about something "for kids" just from the other side. Parents care what their kids watch. You don't have kids though. So normal people have an excuse, it's you who by your own words is a fucking weirdo.
>If you care so much how about you act as a competent parent for once in your life instead of depending on the IPad to do all the work, and simply not allow them to watch the movie? Is that really so hard?
Lol, complete strawman, that's besides the point. People complain to get this shit to stop happening so that Disney will go back to releasing shit they'll want to show to their kids. Disney has been putting out bomb after bomb recently. Lightyear, Raya, Turning Red, Mulan, Pinocchio, Peter & Wendy, Strange World, parents are rejecting the shit, and simultaneously saying "This is WHY we're rejecting your shit." You're just trying to get them to stop complaining because it's hurting your political causes. Otherwise, what the fuck does your incel ass have to whine about?
Is that really so hard to fuck off from entertainment, invader?
>You don't fuck with a generation's first waifu without getting backlash.
You're 37
not him, but I am and I hate morons in movies now 🙂
I swear to god you are a fucking loser
Imagine saying that when you are here defending it
>Ariel
>waifu
Millenials and zoomers are fucking the same kind of people at this point
>stop being mad at propaganda
You are the least definition of a npc slave
Literal*
What propaganda?
Did you not just say it was woke shit and agree?
How low is the bar of propaganda for you?
Any time I see a black woman on screen, I am compelled to miscegenate, destroying my own lineage.
I still don't understand how rotten tomatoes percentages work. Critics don't even all use the same scales. Some are out of 10, some out of 5, some out of 3 or 4. How do they convert all of that into a single consistent percentage?
>Positive review = recommended
>Negative review = not recommended
scores are irrelevant
So it's based on the arbitrary feelings of how some random pajeet at rotten tomatoes perceives the tone of the review and has nothing to do with actual numbers? What a fucking scam.
I mean the entire point of a review is to convey whether or not you liked the film, no? What's arbitrary about that?
Reviews aren't always decisively positive or negative, many involve mixed reception or a variety of pros and cons. That's why reviews are summarized with numbers on a scale rather than just a binary good/bad. Unless you're crunching objective numbers like Metacritic does then you're literally just leaving it up to interpretation; two people could read the same review and each come away with a different impression on whether it seemed positive or negative.
>two people could read the same review and each come away with a different impression on whether it seemed positive or negative.
That's a shitty review then. The main objective is to convey whether the person recommends the film or not.
Even recommendations occur on a sliding scale, it's never totally black and white. If it were that simple then movies wouldn't be rated on multi-point scales and every review would end with, "Yes, I recommend this," or "No, I do not recommend this." Reviews and scores are more nuanced than that.
*yawn* you know exactly what I mean yet you continue to act ignorant. For what purpose?
Bombing harder than Nagasaki everywhere except in muttmerica and also rotten tomatoes being controlled by Paul Yanover, the guy who invented disney shilling
Nobody in America is watching this movie
Nobody watching it anywhere.
RT score is from the upvoting capal (paid or ideologically motivated)
> Spot the difference
I can see that they're completely different movies
both are terrible
One on the left looks more like Ariel
250k reviews vs 50
Disney must think we're dumb
Easy: Nolan is a hack
Terrible critic review average
Why did you cut out the bottom part about ĺess than 50 reviews.....
Why were y'all convinced it was gonna be bad anyway? Just because she's black? That doesn't affect the storytelling or anything else. The movie could very well be top tier filmmaking.
It's a Disney live action remake I have enough basic pattern recognition to know it will be dog shit
It looks like shit, both Ariel and the animal companions.
>doesn’t affect storytelling
>literally change Ariel story from chasing prince to muh independent wahmen trope
>change the lyrics for modern audience
Kys
People who are ale and willing to make good films don't blackwash. Just as no good writer uses words he doesn't understand
I didn't think it was going to be bad at all until the scuttlebutt awkafina song.
I was just gonna rag on it for the negress, but the cg looks reeeeaally bad & the soundtrack was trash, so I don't think it's gonna have anything going for it
It is bad. I said so and that’s all that matters
What is a woman friend?
Still doesn't make her any less ugly.
Huh?
Trump won
rent free
The same critics who gave Mario a 49% by the way
lmao nintendies still butthurt as fuck
If you think this shit’s going to outsell Mario you’re insane
Shitney’s finished
This isn't Cinemaphile, you toddler. Nobody cares about your corporate loyalty wars.
Why'd you cut off the bottom where it says
84%
AUDIENCE SCORE
Fewer than 50 Verified Ratings
I purposely trained in boxing and Muy Thai for people like you.
It's this weird pseudo-fascism of yours that's disheartening to be around.
I was captain of my wrestling team so I've got a damn good core, makes it very hard to slam me, but I needed more techniques and skill so when I came across weird people like you I could end u quickly, instead of a simple pin.
My trainer trained military police in the middle east, which was great to hear, many implications.
I would definitely talk shit in front of you about Disney black washing characters and how insulting it is to black people.
Corporations basically saying "there's nothing for you so let's take white characters and make em black!"
Yet there's many historical figures that are black you can make movies about and many African myths you can cover, a good amount of black super heroes too.
The redundancy of cash grabs and victimizing blacks is pathetic.
I'd be ready for you anon, you're attitude and actions forced me to be ready and that sucks cuz your a brother of mine in creation, its disheartening I have to drop you down a peg and put you in your place.
You're a boar and sadly I'll have to stick you like the pig you are. If only you grew up with critical thinking skills, you wouldn't be such an angry little man
I can't help but notice you cut off the total number of votes anon.
i like how shills want everyone to forget how RT audience ratings on theatrical releases are
1: only available if you buy a ticket through fandango
2: can't be lower than 7/10
>Um… Uh… well the movie still won’t make money because no one likes Black people
>movie makes a billion
>Umm… uhhh…. It only made a billion because of the original
So on and so forth until the heat death of the universe. Didn’t we already do this song and dance with Aladdin?
Yall are fucking pathetic lmfao
Ask Op why he cropped the image
How are Black Panther 2's numbers looking?
>critics and people like it so you have to
What causes this thinking?
She looks like she just swam out of sewage
REMEMBAH DAH SWAMP
REMEMBAHDAHSWAMP YEOYEEOE
BOW CHIKABOW AWOW REMEMBAH THAT SWAMP
$2 billion dollar song
71-84% fresh song
I can’t believe Disney would be so fatphobic and not say “plus sized pigeons” instead
Kekkity kek, dont kek beck
Pepperidge farm remembers that SWAMP
I think trump killed our movement tbh. I hate losing all the time now.
Your demoralization is low quality /leftypol/.
my song in the SWAMMMMPPP
I can't believe they just used a casio keyboard preset calypso #9 beat and they can just get away with it.
Jesus
Awkwafina must give the most absolute god-tier head in the world. Like not just the shaft and the balls, but jamming her entire tongue up the producer's ass and relentlessly pounding his prostate with it.
Can someone PLEASE post that “rememba da swamp rememba da swamp baw chicka womp” song?!
BLACKIE BLACKIE BLACKIE
now that's out of the way, I think the fish looks stupid which might add to the charm of hearing a child voice something that looks a step away from a good dish.
I don't think I'll watch it unless it involves laughing at it with someone since that's a safe bet for any movie, but I'm sure people will enjoy it if it stands on it's own two feet instead of well... fuck it, remakes should flop.
>but I'm sure people will enjoy it if it stands on it's own two feet
Hasn't been true for any of Disney's live action remakes, why would it become true for the black one?
black power is real anon
I'm white in a white country, i have a god given right to call morons morons AND to complain when i see a moron in a movie.
It's against the rules to use that language on this site outside of /b/
I accept death
Concerted propoganda efforts from multi-billion dollar media conglomerates and other institutions is obviously the exact same as someone saying moron
Both are harmless things that snowflakes get mad about, so in that sense they are the same thing.
I always wonder if these are created intentionally ironic then get used by people who actually believe it or are created by people that actually believe it and the used by shitposters.
>IF YOU CAN SAY I AM A SON OF A BITCH I CAN LITERALLY BRAINWASH CHILDREN INTO MENTAL ILLNESS TO GROOM THEM, MAKE THEM MY FLESHLIGHT AND ALL OF IT WITH THE HELP OF MULTI MILLION/BILLION DOLLA COMPANIES AND THE GOVERNMENT
fucking kek
your mistake is thinking the government actually cares about minorities, we know epstein's cohorts aren't willing to share the goods
>your mistake is thinking the government actually cares about minorities
i don't lol
Are we talking about the catholic church here?
You just had to create your own shit, cretin. Like everyone used to do
Fake reviews. All bots. Probably Russians.
Astroturfed fake reviews by anti-white trolls
why are you guys so mad about a movie you wont see?
Because……I just am okay!
I watched most of these movies as a child over and over and i probably would watch them if they are made well and close to the originals nowadays instead of these abominations. There was one good animated movie in the last 5 years and that was Klaus.
I own Disney stock and I don’t want to sell at a loss
Movie could be good but looks like it'll flop overseas, especially Asian markets
It needs to make a shitload in the US to be a success
Spiteful review bombing. You are not an audience
Fake
Well, I'm not going to watch the movie because it has black people in it therefore I'm not the audience. The audience that ends up watching this probably won't mind
Original had substantially better reviews
Imagine making, defending and faking the success of a movie simply out of spite.
Why are woke fascists so petty?
Disney is profiting off your misplaced outrage with direct to dvd quality films
people need to remember even aladdin made 1 billion dollars
NPCs are gonna go watch it and forget about 20 min after it's over
it made $1 billion because of overseas
right now those markets dont seem to give a shit
To no one surprise, Disney is buying tickets everywhere and using bots from china to up the scores and write good reviews.
Do you believe in Pizzagate as well?
>the next cope
Seething at the next highly marketed piece of media that has black people in it to no end.
> that has black people in it
disingenuous gay
Just skip to the 4th panel of that strip already crybaby
>three hours later
is still at 84%
review count locked at under 50
Literally, "stop the count"-tier. Do they have to manually approve reviews or something? I know you have to buy tickets through Fandango to even do that, so I figured it would be automatic.
Imagine being angry about the little mermaid movie lol
You were angry when she was white.
This is next level projection. Gonna need an IMAX for this one.
So you didn't care, don't care and will never care, but you are here defending woke shit instead of being in any other thread.
And your defece is only casually 1:1 same with the stock woke defender cope.
It' just happened, amirite?
>woke
>woke
Nobody still says this.
>Attacking words an changing meanings, trying to make discussions unbearable
Predictably woke
>W-we're not angry!!!! We're just noticing patterns and pointing it out... by posting hundreds of daily threads, obsessing over RT scores and looking up every tweet and news article that ever mentioned the movie!
Left can't meme. Nor create
True, the right are the meme lords!
QED
>I AM SILLY.jpg
It's not I am silly when 'no u' is an actual thing leftists try to use as a gotcha after pissing and shitting about something
Show me one Youtuber with over a dozen videos about White Ariel.
You're just typing gibberish now.
Imagine unironically posting this in a thread raging over a black mermaid.
You were raging when she was white. You are defending it now
see
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See
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>You're the left!
IS this really your ultimate gotcha?
Is that an argument?
Looks like a concession
Nobody was doing this. Stop making up scenarios in your head to get mad about.
You idiots are actually retarded, THEY CHANGED HER RACE BECAUSE SHE WAS WHITE, WHICH MEANS THAT IT WAS HUGE CONCERN TO THEM, WHICH MEANS THEY RAGED ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT WAS A WHITE CHARACTER.
God you are so stupid.
Wrong. They held auditions. The best actress won. Whoever told you otherwise lied, most likely for some ulterior motive. You should get that sorted out.
By choosing a concrete monkey to culturally appropriate a danish story? yeah, replacing ginger’s or any redhead character in most movies is just because all of those brown actors just so happen to be sooo good, right? because i’m the one with ulterior motives, not Hollywood, lol.
All is this seems to be in the context of telling the native population they have to embrace being replaced by immigrants.
The mermaids in the original tale were not Danish.
She wan't black either.
Danish just made the story for themselves.
Why can't you do the same?
>She wan't black either.
That doesn't mean she was white.
>Danish just made the story for themselves.
One guy wrote the story, not every single Danish in existence.
>That doesn't mean she was white.
It does, actually. The original story mentions how white her skin is several times.
>The original story mentions how white her skin is several times
You're thinking about Snow White.
http://hca.gilead.org.il/li_merma.html
>holding out her white hands towards the keel of their ship.
>she had as pretty a pair of white legs and tiny feet as any little maiden could have; but she had no clothes
>Then the little mermaid raised her lovely white arms,
>Then her sisters came up on the waves, and gazed at her mournfully, wringing their white hands.
>The little mermaid leaned her white arms on the edge of the vessel
>offhanded mentions of her skin color
>DUDE THE STORY CANT STOP MENTIONING *HOW* WHITE HER SKIN IS
Disingenuous cocksucker lmao
That anon provided 5 specific times it referenced her being white, easily more than skin color is referenced in the majority of books I've read, and you call him disingenuous? Why?
Those five specific references are incidental to the writing. They might as well not be there.
>they never said she was white
>okay, they did, but they didn't really emphasize it
Bravo.
>>okay, they did, but they didn't really emphasize it
Exactly. Cope.
Now I'm curious exactly how you expect them to describe her as white as to make it so integral to the plot that makes it important enough for you to be considered part of her established character.
Plenty of stories do just that.
But don't bother providing any examples or anything.
If you're just an average white person living in a majority white society (especially during a time period where this was even more true), then there's really not much to emphasize. They just are white.
Says you. They were written purposefully by the author. Calling something you don't like incidental to dismiss its existence is about as head in the sand as you can get.
Considering the original story is only 9000 words, having 5 references to how white she is is pretty significant. And that was just me looking for "white". There are several times where she is described as "pale" and other similar adjectives.
>it doesnt say shes white
>yes it does
>UMMM ITS OFFHANDED
Fucking retard
>L-LOOK THE STORY MAKES A CASE FOR HOW WHITE SHE IS
>five (5) incidental mentions of her skin
lol
>book establishes that a character is freakishly tall by simply describing mild inconveniences like him having to duck under doorways and shit
>make him 4'9 because the book didn't emphasize his height enough
>>book establishes that a character is freakishly tall by simply describing mild inconveniences like him having to duck under doorways and shit
That IS incidental to the plot, you neanderthal.
>>five (5) incidental mentions of her skin
Here's more:
>Her skin was delicately fair
>when he took her in his arms, and kissed her fair forehead.
>they were as pale as herself;
>“I will do it,” said the little mermaid, and she became pale as death
> her eyes as blue as the deepest sea
>she looked at him mildly and sorrowfully with her deep blue eyes
>her laughing blue eyes shone with truth and purity.
>pale
>fair
??
Do you not speak english? Do you need me to help you look those words up in the dictionary?
Your women dye their skin chang, they aren't naturally pale
Come on anon, take the loss and move on already
Jesus Christ, how pathetic
The absolute fucking state of blackcels crying in this fucking thread lmfao.
It was written by a Dane, so it will have Danish roots. Which means no American urban black people lmao.
I can't tell which responders are pretending to not be racist and which are unabashedly open about it, but when you say it's impossible for a black person to beat a white person in an audition, you aren't hiding that you are a racist.
That’s not what’s happening though, and you know that. They do this to displace white, European characters, theres always some “audition” to give such a. bill shri excuse, they would never replace a written black character with a white one.
Oh, look at the time.
There is no way a black actor beat a white actor for a role of redhead mermaid without shifting or moving the goal posts of the source material. And just so happens to be most White characters, hm… very curious indeed.
It’s almost there was no “audition” and tht they just wanted to randomly race swap.
>moving the goal posts of the source material
Chat GPT hit a snafu.
Hey man, Your the one who thinks a story written in Denmark wouldn’t have danish folklorist roots… because reasons, so you tell me who’s coping and bitching about White people, lolz
>it's just a coincidence that all these red head white characters are played by black people
no it's not, you are being disingenuous or extremely retarded if you think they are all just beating them for the role and there is no racial component to the casting.
It is in fact impossible for a black person to beat a white person in the role of a white redhead mermaid unless they chose to change it for their own sake. It's not a fucking monty python sketch where they have the same group of guys play men, women, different nationalities, or whatever and you accept it because that's how they do it. It's a world that exists from a story that was made into a movie and now that movie is being remade. If they shit all over the simple concept of genetics then it's offputting and lazy. Fuck they didn't even make her dad black or her sisters. They clearly had a goal of race-swapping ariel for woke points and that deserves criticism. Look at Ursula when she turns into Ariel, even she isn't the same race as Ariel. The whole thing makes zero sense and you're defending trash.
>You can only change things if you were mad about the previous thing
Those 4chan brains working hard today.
They changed her because she was White. That’s what they did and they will keep doing it.
If you want something people actually got mad at, go look up the controversy over Nani in the live-action Lilo & Stitch remake. The girl is some Hawaiian hapa who is not of native descent. Many of the same people championing black and brownwashed Disney remakes were suddenly very concerned about the accuracy of skin tones.
I also remember more then one case of "that egyptian isn't black enough to be egyptian"
I wonder if Cleopatra will be the straw that breaks the "humoring hoteps" back. No one other than the people who made it seemed to defend that.
I'm not really angry, just annoyed by moron worship as justification for recycling old ips. You want to worship morons? Cool, go for it bud, idc, but come up with something new ffs.
>buh buh people won't watch my moronino worship unless I use a recognizable IP!
Oh. Then I guess moron worship as a film premise was a retarded idea all along and you should've tried making some people would actually like.
If you use terms like "moron worship" unironically, is it really that big of a conspiracy that no one wants to produce IP for your specific demographic?
My specific demographic is normal people.
Seethe more
>My specific demographic is normal people.
Normal people don't spend hours of the day bitching about black people in children's movies.
BUT YOU DID THE SAME WHEN SHE WAS WHITE
I KEEP POINTING THAT OUT WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT IT
>BUT YOU DID THE SAME WHEN SHE WAS WHITE
Not really. Good strawman, though.
Normal people don't spend all day worrying about editing them. Changing the lyrics to old songs like a bunch of retards. Putting stupid warnings before children's movies.
>Normal people don't spend all day worrying about editing them
What kind of ESL word salad is this? Who is editing white Ariel from your daddy's VHS tapes?
If you aren't ESL yourself, this post is extremely embarrassing.
They do in the rest of the world, it's just more taboo in the west is all so everyone just does it behind closed doors
I'm gonna go ahead and say a vast majority of the people in the rest of the world don't spend hours at a time crying about casting choices in children's movies, no.
Nobody's crying about it, they just see a moron on the cover, go 'lol fuck that,' and move on with their lives.
>Nobody's crying about it
You can't even accept she got the role without inventing some kind of anti-white conspiracy to explain it lmao
I'm not that anon, but how are DIE quotas a conspiracy? Disney execs are very open about their intentions:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/dana-walden-says-abc-passed-on-pilots-for-not-being-inclusive-enough-4165849/
https://www.lamag.com/citythinkblog/disney-exec-wants-50-of-all-characters-gay-or-underrepresented/
The real conspiracy is knowing that and thinking it would never manifest on screen like this.
>The real conspiracy is knowing that and thinking it would never manifest on screen like this.
What exactly do you think is manifesting here? A casting choice you don't like?
They're consistently racebending characters from white to non-white while never doing the inverse. It's far from just The Little Mermaid. We've got a mestiza Snow White coming up. We just had Pajeeter Pan and black Tinkerbell. The Percy Jackson books star three white kids. In Disney's new show, only Percy is white. I'm sure that's all just a coincidence and not a reflection of DIE quotas.
I mean I don't really think it's a conspiracy, I think it's just retarded Hollywood execs stuck in a feedback loop following trends on Twitter thinking a userbase of like 80% bots, 18% retarded American women (half of which are black,) & 2% everyone else is somehow a viable audience to sample opinions from. It isn't, but it'll probably take a few years for the situation to resolve itself nonetheless
She got the role thanks to Beyoncé. The fact that americans also worship blacks and love black washing helped as well!
Every normie I know dislikes the casting decision.
Would love to know how many 8-year-girls are in your friend group. A lot?
Anon, people who have kids discuss what kids movies are coming out to decide whether or not their kids can/should go see it. If you had kids, friends, family, or anyone other than trannies on discord you'd understand this and why your retarded "Why do you care about a kid's movie?!" cope outs you as a massive, pathetic fucking loser lol.
So at the playground? That's where you all meet?
Some parents discuss these things at playgrounds, sure. Some text eachother, or discuss in in their boomer facebook groups, or at work often during their lunch break. Again, you would know this if you had any social experience, but you don't so all you're going to do is display further your ability to think like a pedophile.
Go ahead.
Imagine bragging about your kids and social life on Cinemaphile.
>is it really that big of a conspiracy that no one wants to produce IP for your specific demographic?
It is when you consider that everyone who hates morons (whites, asians, latinos) makes up the majority of the population still. Weird to squander your potential profits of a film intended for general audiences by make your lead the least attractive race to said general audience, statistically speaking.
You zoomie polcucks are so late to the game that you actually brag about including latinos in your racist fantasies. This is "based black men" all over again lol
Were you not aware that Latinos hate black people more than anyone else? How sheltered are you?
Shouldn't you be crying about latino immigrants stealing your jobs?
>Have to work shitty jobs noone wants while porch monkeys collect welfare checks for a living
Case in point, I'd hate them too were I in their shoes
>he thinks latinos don't collect welfare
It's always so funny when a Chinese retard wants to larp as an American but has no fucking idea how things actually work here.
Most of them don't, since pretty much all states need your id/birth certificate to hand it to you.
You're so fucking naive, Xhing.
>I'm not wrong you're wrong
>Refuses to elaborate further
The majority of Latinos living in the US are citizens dipshit. Stop letting anonymous image boards tell you how the world is like.
>The majority of Latinos living in the US are citizens dipshit
And at one point they weren't and had to watch morons collect welfare check while they worked their asses off, and thought 'man, fuck those guys.' It's hatred that extends back a couple decades anon.
>And at one point they weren't
Who cares? They make up a huge portion of welfare recipients, you stupid cunt. Every single thing you believe about black people, latinos are probably guilty of it.
Nah. Blacks are the worst. Only Americans believe otherwise.
I necer said their hatred wasn't hypocritical now, anon. Just what was more or less the root of it
I mean, I wasn’t going to see it anyways so who cares?
>Still no imdb rating
What gives? It premiered yesterday.
LMAO at this dude F5ing the IMDB pages for children's movies so he can vote 1 as early as possible. You just keep doing you, dude.
If you are allowed to vote 10 out of spite, he's allowed to vote too
This is the perfect gottem. No wait, it's another projection.
>projection
Leftard can't meme, debate or think
Audience doesn't agree, you also cute off that the verified scores were less than 50 reviews.
>Audience doesn't agree
What audience? You know just as well as me 99% of those haven't seen it.
Say it with me:
BLACK.
EXCELLENCE.
If you have to declare someone as a movie star, then they are not a movie star.
This is Jordan Peterson level wit.
Have you not noticed how they keep propping up these people as giant movie stars? Who the fuck cares about Awkwafina or Phoebe Waller-Bridge? Hollywood seems to be enamored with these mediocre people and are desperately trying to make them the next big movie star.
>Who the fuck cares about Awkwafina or Phoebe Waller-Bridge?
Movie going audiences, not racist inceloids.
That it's going to flop despite making the 5th highest memorial day weekend box office.
Meanwhile in Poland.
There’s always an “audition” for White written characters that isn’t just straight up political ham fisted inclusivity quotas, all of which are anti-white narratives if you see what they’re aimed for.
I think the REAL conspiracy is thinking political realities like test scores that equate disparities means that they’re somehow racist wouldn’t eventually be applied to movies, like how Black actors aren’t being represented in European stories is bad, and it needs to change so we must change the source material.
It really shows how broad civil rights regulations failed to deliver the promise of racial equality and broad-scale societal cohesion. Moderate progressive are furiously trying to cover their asses with appeals to the latest outrage, while promising that the halcyon utopia of the "Nordic Model" is just around the corner, so long as the middle class pays out for the next activist boondoggle. But really, the problems go deeper. And the extent of the left’s ideological failures can now be directly witnessed in the products of progressive educational institutions and cultural instructions.
Don't know, everything we seethe about turns out to be a hit. I guess it's time we chuds take some time to reflect on how we are always wrong about everything.