Now that the dust has settled

What would you have done in Chris' place?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    composed myself for a moment, realized the humiliating act committed, then forget what i was doing and run at him and hit will from behind as hard as possible. try to knock him off the stage

    i also would've insulted the golden globes host if i was one of those two actors from top gun who got introduced right after a massive insult was put on tom cruise. like, frick you dude i did a movie with him and he's cool with me.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    KEEP YOUR FACE STILL SO I CAN IMAGINE MYSELF SLAPPING MY WIFE'S BUTT

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catch the slap.
    “So, did you really think that would work?”
    Crush his wrist, while he’s begging for help I stare daggers at his wife.
    “Is this what you wanted? Is this how you imagined this going?”
    Release Will Smith, tell him to go sit back down. Continue with the show.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, except for the part where you let him go. I woulda gunned small willy down on the spot fr fr

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used my observation haki to dodge, which I could do forever if I wanted to.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have listened to him, which is exactly what noone did.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Close enough anon, close enough

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    unleash the cuck jokes to see if he gets back up to hit me again

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Double leg into guard pull into rear naked choke

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll have to put him to sleep. No way he taps in front of Jada.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you have done if you were paid to take a slap to save the Oscar's ratings?
    Probably take the slap. It's not like Will Smith came out of it looking like any less of a cuck or Chris Rock like any less of a wimp.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how absolutely destroyed Will would have been if he whiffed on the slap

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What would you have done in Chris' place?
      stick to the script since all of this was clearly staged.

      >urban americans still sticking to the staged narrative

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stabbed him

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >'wow! That's the worst reception I've had since Spiral!'

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you have done in Chris' place?
    stick to the script since all of this was clearly staged.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him on self defense with my lawfully owned and carried firearm.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it happened in california, probably

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well if I’m a black man in California I can basically do whatever I want and never go to prison so I’d be fine.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    said he slapped like his wife.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pat my $100k that Will paid me ahead of time and think it was great for my career and Wills divorce.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do the five fingers say to the face?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep my wife's name outta yo mouth
    >Keep your son's friend's wieners outta hers.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use my wit to make a joke about he lets his wife sleep with other men and is a cuckold.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All things considered, he played it well.
    Just don't cause any more controversy, separate yourself from it and continue the show.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me with my current body? I'd kick Will Smith's ass. Me with Chris Rock's body? I'd still kick his ass, but it'd be way harder due to my weak body

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >joke about him being a cuck and keep making fun of jada
    >he completely beats the shit out of me and gets dragged away by security
    >I host the rest of the show while hobbling around on a cane
    >he doesn't get to collect his oscar

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pop that homie

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine him with shards in his head while I irrationally start tearing up and have a realistic depiction of a panic attack on stage and refuse to press charges after.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets slapped
    >Now, im not sure if i have any witnesses to the assault that just occured (laughter) but just give me one moment
    >pull out phone
    >dial 911
    >Yes hello i was just assulted by a large black man, i would like to have him arrested please (nervous laughter)
    >Chris Rock, yes, that Chris Rock. It was Will Smith. Yes, that Will Smith. Uh-huh. Criminal charges, correct. Ill stay on the line
    >Camera cuts to Will who is nervously sweating back in his seat
    >Great thank you so much and i hope you guys get here quick! *click*
    >Now, Will, you have a couple choices here. 1. You wait to get arrested live at the grammys. 2. You go up on stage, get down on your hands and knees, and tell the world that your wife is the man of the house, and she can frick alllll your sons friends she wants. I can call off the cops at anytime Will, your choice.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like this one but after hanging up the phone just continue presenting the show like nothing happened

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have blown the lid on Smith's homosexualry
    >HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT JADA IS HIS BEARD WILL SMITH DIDN'T GET KEKED IT'S THEIR MARRIAGE ARRANGEMENT AHHAHAHAHAHA

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would have called him a Black person

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately cut two front flips over his head and when I land behind him, sweep his legs out swiftly to neutralize

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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