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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrong board? it was hella kino though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Cinemaphile will just discuss it better than Cinemaphile ever could

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean it was a walking sim that ripped off twin peaks and donnie darko hard as well as other shit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing to come out of it was the rule 34 lesbian porn

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this came out 12 years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and I came just now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to kate marsh right?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was charming

    I'd say make a show of it but they'd probably cast Zendaya as Chloe or some shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chloe was originally going to be an injun but someone complained that it was appropriation so they changed it early on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was going to be half Native. Her dad was originally going to be a an indian. It was supposed to tie into the whole raven thing and the totem poles were going to play a bigger part in the story.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >live-action native Chloe Price isn't real, she can't hurt you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But who is that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he unironically doesn't know

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some streamer girl that put a pickle in her mouth and told her stream it was drake's bbc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would be pretty easy to cast a IRL Chloe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What did he mean by this?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ta (that anon), and I want an interracial lesbian pairing if they make an adaptation (no Coleman, though (I refuse to say her first name, but you know who I'm talking about))

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Write your own new series then instead of just race swapping characters.

                t. brown

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Chloe was originally going to be an injun but someone complained that it was appropriation so they changed it early on.

                that was the original idea, they got wokeism'd into not doing it.
                I just want them to go with the original idea, would be more kino.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, but how easy would it be to make a IRL Chloe fall for you when you're neither
            A) female,
            B) a teenager, nor
            C) a bad influence?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But who is that?

          my queeeeen

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the queen of /bant/

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do with her power? Me, I'd hit the roulette tables!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the worst gaming experience in recent memory.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the first ever piece of media that made me feel like America might not be that disgusting of a place.
    Just the vibes of this game are too cozy and charming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Life is Strange is unique because its one of the few pieces of ‘art’ that celebrates and romanticizes the modern (post 00’s) White American experience without an underlying message of how evil it is. LiS is definitively one of the whitest games ever created.

      The setting is in the heart of an Artschool in small town White America and within it Max’s first world trials and tribulations highlight the relative suffering of a character that can only exist in such a setting. The drive for artistic success, the social dynamics of the school, the Nancy Drew mystery elements, many side characters like the doting and wormy Warren or the queen bee Victoria and Max and Chloe’s relationship all ooze with the explicit nature of modern whiteness. The mumblecore aesthetics of the clothes and the setting really drive this point home. The indie soundtrack is the whitest thing i’ve ever heard.

      The romanticization of the modern White American experience and an endearing and genuine (French) outsiders look into Americana is what endeared me, and many others to LiS in the first place.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically the first ever piece of media that made me feel like America might not be that disgusting of a place.
        Just the vibes of this game are too cozy and charming

        Why is it so important that America is all white? How would your life improve if you lived in an all white society?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but I just think white people are good looking so I would just like to see more of them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no ethnic tension
          >low crime rate
          >less ugliness
          >greater social cohesion
          >not being bashed as le ebil colonizer all the time
          to name a few

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>no ethnic tension
            >>low crime rate
            >>less ugliness
            social cohesion
            >>not being bashed as le ebil colonizer all the time
            You must love the Balkans than

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Balkans is not America and it's also a region not a country. I should have said lower tension instead of no tension but overall point stands. Less divided is better. Even communists know that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Balkans is not America and it's also a region not a country
                Anon ...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My dude nobody knows shit about the balkans

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ackchully, that's half of the Balkans. And they just needed a strong leader, like Tito.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, Cinemaphile just had a thread discussing how people 20 and under can't read or do badic math. This kind of thing doesn't happen in a land where everyone's your distant cousin so you have a vested interest in its future.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LiS is definitively one of the whitest games ever created.
        >The indie soundtrack is the whitest thing i’ve ever heard.
        I've told people this before. Very white game, makes me think of how different things were not long ago.

        [...]
        Why is it so important that America is all white? How would your life improve if you lived in an all white society?

        Things would be safer and the violent crime rate would plummet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't get the point of the game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are a flesh automaton

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And you are trying to see elements that don't exist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          enlighten me

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troonycore game. And it was shit.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was comfy and even though it's a little soi-ish it's from before media became completely insufferable and preachy.
    Max a cute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agree yeah, If it came out in the past 5 years the lesbian path wouldn't have been optional.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was a new Life is Strange game only a year or two back, and the lesbian path was optional.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I played true colors and thought it was decent. I'd give it a 6.8 out of 10.

          Lis and BTS are the best ones easily though

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the 2nd game more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Before the Storm? I remember liking it more when it was coming out but looking back it might have been recency bias because the first game is the one that stuck with me more all these years later.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No the one with the 2 mexican mcs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah. I played that one too, it was alright besides the cringy racism stuff they threw in. The real reason it wasn't as successful though is because it ditched the comfy school/small town setting that the first game and Before the Storm had, that's really what made them popular.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The ending of LiS 1 made me want to see what was beyond the 'another gr8 day in arcadia bay' sign and I'm glad the 2nd game explored that. The road movie direction they took was a pleasant surprise for me. The long walks with the bro hit a little too close to home too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It failed because people played the first game for the lesbian romance.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Katie was the main character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like making her the main character but I wish we got to go on adventures with other characters like Kate or Warren. Chloe was a b***h the whole time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like making her the main character but I wish we got to go on adventures with other characters like Kate or Warren. Chloe was a b***h the whole time.

      How could that be when Kate is splattered on the pavement (in my game)?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best outcome for that hypocritical bawd, really.
        And the main reason why sticking with your choices and saving Chloe rather than undoing the whole week is the better ending.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Realistically why wouldn't Kate still kill herself even if you let Chloe die?
          Does it just butterfly effect into her somehow regaining her will to live despite the bullying or whatever her excuse was?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Realistically why wouldn't Kate still kill herself even if you let Chloe die?
            Probably because Max is there for her all the time and not preoccupied with having friends or a life of her own. Remember that Kate considers you not dropping what you're doing to answer a pointless call of hers counts as a sign of no one caring about her in her self-absorbed mind.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My headcanon is that Max just remembers that Kate was suicidal so she gets her admitted involuntarily.
              The timey wimey stuff is so poorly handled. When she's on the plane to her art exhibition she could have just gone back a bit and warned everyone of the storm, then gone back to being a famous artist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She probably could have used one of her Polaroids to go back to a time where it was early enough to warn people about the storm ... but it wouldn't have helped. Why would anyone believe her about the storm? And even if they did, why would they be worried? Remember that the whole school sees the double Moon during the Vortex Club scene in Episode 4 ... yet nobody gives a frick. A whole week of ominous environmental effects (snow at the wrong time of year, mass whale beachings, insects/birds going haywire, two fricking moons in the sky) without anyone realllllly caring that much. They''re not a self preserving lot.

                >Realistically why wouldn't Kate still kill herself even if you let Chloe die?
                Probably because Max is there for her all the time and not preoccupied with having friends or a life of her own. Remember that Kate considers you not dropping what you're doing to answer a pointless call of hers counts as a sign of no one caring about her in her self-absorbed mind.

                Damn bro. Kate reaching out to a friend when in a suicidal state of mind is "self-absorbed"? The phone call was like 10 seconds long too, nobody in their right mind would consider Chloe's reaction to be reasonable (which was the entire point).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Kate reaching out to a friend when in a suicidal state of mind is "self-absorbed"?
                No. Expecting that the whole world has to revolve around her, and that people need to answer their phones when she calls, that's what's self-absorbed.
                I, for one, would turn my phone off (or leave it at home) when I meet someone for breakfast/dinner/whatever. No way would I brush off someone I'm with mid-dialogue to take any phone call. Because that's fricking rude behaviour.
                >nobody in their right mind would consider Chloe's reaction to be reasonable
                It's very reasonable if you're not a phone-addicted zoomer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are fricking embarrassing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you're a zoomer who literally ignores the person in front of him to text someone on his phone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >When she's on the plane to her art exhibition she could have just gone back a bit and warned everyone of the storm
                To be fair, there wasn't really any way to go "back a bit". She could either rewind a few seconds, or she could jump back to a picture of hers. And the only picture around was the one that she chose.
                Of course, it seems that Chloe was aware that the storm would come at the very least, so why she didn't get out of town in that timeline is a mystery. And, really, chances are that she would have survived anyway, like so many people did in the storm ending. Joyce and that one guy ... Steph's friend's big brother ... are the only confirmed (named) fatalities.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That makes her seem even more moronic
                >knows she can time travel back to any polaroid that she's in
                >doesn't carry a camera and album of convenient quicksaves with her at all times

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Katie? I didn't realise you two were so close. Did she?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite being newer it has the comfy nostalgic vibes a game released forever ago.

    There are a LOT of flaws but who really cares? It's fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Despite being newer
      >released on the 7th gen and early 8th gen in 2015
      It's scary but within the next few years people are going to start seeing it as a retro game. It's already happening for games just a few years older.
      Time is flying too fricking fast.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Time is flying too fricking fast.
        No it is not. We are all just assimilating too much shit, entering in a compulsory state of information overflow, where things just a few years old are remembered as old. I mean I dunno, I wish I could haved cchanged all the shitty things that I went trough life from 10 years ago.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You couldn't go ape at the end
    It was shit

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. The first game was peak comfy, the chloe game and the Hispanic game were laughably bad, and if you like them you should feel bad. Couldn't get through the second episode of either, and just skipped through 100% no commentary playthroughs with all endings. The chubby asian girl one was comfy and fun to play too though, so they brought it back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the chloe game was laughably bad
      >The chubby asian girl one was comfy and fun to play too though
      What makes the new one better than Before the Storm? I liked BtS but didn't bother with the new one because I figured a new Life is Strange game would probably be bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just couldn't care less about either of the main characters in bts. They cause their own problems then cry about it, insufferable protagonists.
        Colors was more open worldy, so you often had a whole town to run around in and examine stuff or talk to people. Plus I liked the characters more, and the climax differs depending on your relationship with each character, how much you helped them and talked to them throughout the game. Rather than just giving you set pieces to either fail or win, then tallying up how many set pieces and qtes you won to determine the ending.
        Plus the characters are just more likable overall, even the villain was someone who just let things go too far, but I'd want to hang out with under different circumstances, rather than being some outright psycho serial killer like in LIS 1, or a fanfic leftypols wrote about drumpfs america in LIS 2.
        Captcha:WNT M8

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I just couldn't care less about either of the main characters in bts. They cause their own problems then cry about it, insufferable protagonists.
          I thought Chloe was more likeable in BtS then she was in the original (at least if you play her that way.) She definitely causes her own problems but that's basically the main part of her character in both games.
          >Colors was more open worldy, so you often had a whole town to run around in and examine stuff or talk to people
          Didn't know that. Might give the game a shot sometime if you recommend it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you recommend it
            I would, gameplay is a bit more engaging, and while I liked lis 1, I'd much rather watch a show based off True Colors.
            Also Alex mogs setting aside the fact that she's the only consent aged adult protagonist in the series. Maybe that's why I liked her more, seemed like she was a relatively well put together adult going through some shit with her powers affecting her life realistically, not some angsty teen reeing at the world with random with superpowers thrown in.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The new one is comfy and is doing its own thing in its own little world (although it does steal a few character/story beats from the original game).

              Before the Storm is kinda nice because you get to see familiar characters and settings again ... but it also suffers a lot from being a fan-servicey prequel. For example, it fricks a lot with your perceptions of certain characters - especially Rachel, who was *supposed* to be a mysterious character you never really understood. There were a bunch of ham-fisted "here's the origin of X" moments. And the story goes to absolute shit in the final episode ... but that's kind of a series staple, right?

              The voice acting strikes that caused everyone to be recast was also a bummer. It realllllllly contributed to the feeling that it was a knock-off version of the "real game" being made by a third-party.

              [...]
              >I thought Chloe was more likeable in BtS then she was in the original
              I mean, yeah, but it's much easier to like her when you're controlling her, can hear her thoughts, etc. Most of the fricked up behaviors Chloe had in the original game were due to her own insecurities/trauma (e.g., acting shitty towards Max if you choose to answer a phone call from Kate, because she's insecure about losing Max as a friend (again) to other people), but if you could see/hear her thoughts as all this was happening, she'd probably come across more sympathetic.

              >Colors was more open worldy
              >Might give the game a shot sometime if you recommend it.
              A word of warning - this is kinda true, but it might be true in a way that makes you hate it more than the original game. The world of True Colors is VERY small: the vast majority of the play area is a single street, and a few interiors. All repeated to frick. So you get a tiny bit more freedom to move around the world ... but that world is basically the size of the Blackwell Academy courtyards.

              I'm not gonna lie, I would play this game but I find the character designs kind of repulsive

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're confirmed homosexual if you aren't constantly distracted by Alex's legs and phat ass.

                ?si=IuMaaNZU6gH9VsRl
                Thick thighs save lives.
                Memes aside I think it works better than if they went for a completely photo realistic look. It has an art style to it that won't age nearly as poorly as most games. The characters look better in motion and when they're talking and doing stuff, compared to still images

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you've let rap music and ghetto culture shit in your brain

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying you have to be black to enjoy peak female physique
                Sorry, I don't like dysgenic skeletons.
                Child bearing hips all the way.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're more of a mutt slop enthusiast, eh?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The new one is comfy and is doing its own thing in its own little world (although it does steal a few character/story beats from the original game).

              Before the Storm is kinda nice because you get to see familiar characters and settings again ... but it also suffers a lot from being a fan-servicey prequel. For example, it fricks a lot with your perceptions of certain characters - especially Rachel, who was *supposed* to be a mysterious character you never really understood. There were a bunch of ham-fisted "here's the origin of X" moments. And the story goes to absolute shit in the final episode ... but that's kind of a series staple, right?

              The voice acting strikes that caused everyone to be recast was also a bummer. It realllllllly contributed to the feeling that it was a knock-off version of the "real game" being made by a third-party.

              [...]
              >I thought Chloe was more likeable in BtS then she was in the original
              I mean, yeah, but it's much easier to like her when you're controlling her, can hear her thoughts, etc. Most of the fricked up behaviors Chloe had in the original game were due to her own insecurities/trauma (e.g., acting shitty towards Max if you choose to answer a phone call from Kate, because she's insecure about losing Max as a friend (again) to other people), but if you could see/hear her thoughts as all this was happening, she'd probably come across more sympathetic.

              >Colors was more open worldy
              >Might give the game a shot sometime if you recommend it.
              A word of warning - this is kinda true, but it might be true in a way that makes you hate it more than the original game. The world of True Colors is VERY small: the vast majority of the play area is a single street, and a few interiors. All repeated to frick. So you get a tiny bit more freedom to move around the world ... but that world is basically the size of the Blackwell Academy courtyards.

              Thanks anons. True Colors seems interesting enough that I'll probably check it out sometime, but it might be a while because I don't play vidya as much anymore. It'll go on the backlog for now.

              Gamers loved TWD akshually. The hate comes from the horrifically unlikable setting and characters

              >the horrifically unlikable setting
              If you're nonwhite, maybe.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This game was Clearly written by someone who liked Chloe and hated David and Victoria. David and V were definitely pieces of shit in the first game but there was something more to their character, some resemblance of interesting complex characters. But in this game they're just comically evil with nothing else. Same for Chloe who was definitely worse in the first game but here it's like a fan fiction where she is actually more compassionate

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >David and V were definitely pieces of shit in the first game but there was something more to their character, some resemblance of interesting complex characters. But in this game they're just comically evil with nothing else.
              Matter of perspective, anon. LIS1 showed the character as Max saw them and got to know them more. BtS showed them from Chloe's point of view, with not only very biased preconceived notions (Max had those as well), but also with little openness to change them or any opportunities to get to know those characters better.
              >Chloe who was definitely worse in the first game but here it's like a fan fiction where she is actually more compassionate
              Same thing. The character you play as is obviously more sympathetic to you, especially when you get to make choices for her that partically shape her personality.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The new one is comfy and is doing its own thing in its own little world (although it does steal a few character/story beats from the original game).

        Before the Storm is kinda nice because you get to see familiar characters and settings again ... but it also suffers a lot from being a fan-servicey prequel. For example, it fricks a lot with your perceptions of certain characters - especially Rachel, who was *supposed* to be a mysterious character you never really understood. There were a bunch of ham-fisted "here's the origin of X" moments. And the story goes to absolute shit in the final episode ... but that's kind of a series staple, right?

        The voice acting strikes that caused everyone to be recast was also a bummer. It realllllllly contributed to the feeling that it was a knock-off version of the "real game" being made by a third-party.

        >I just couldn't care less about either of the main characters in bts. They cause their own problems then cry about it, insufferable protagonists.
        I thought Chloe was more likeable in BtS then she was in the original (at least if you play her that way.) She definitely causes her own problems but that's basically the main part of her character in both games.
        >Colors was more open worldy, so you often had a whole town to run around in and examine stuff or talk to people
        Didn't know that. Might give the game a shot sometime if you recommend it.

        >I thought Chloe was more likeable in BtS then she was in the original
        I mean, yeah, but it's much easier to like her when you're controlling her, can hear her thoughts, etc. Most of the fricked up behaviors Chloe had in the original game were due to her own insecurities/trauma (e.g., acting shitty towards Max if you choose to answer a phone call from Kate, because she's insecure about losing Max as a friend (again) to other people), but if you could see/hear her thoughts as all this was happening, she'd probably come across more sympathetic.

        >Colors was more open worldy
        >Might give the game a shot sometime if you recommend it.
        A word of warning - this is kinda true, but it might be true in a way that makes you hate it more than the original game. The world of True Colors is VERY small: the vast majority of the play area is a single street, and a few interiors. All repeated to frick. So you get a tiny bit more freedom to move around the world ... but that world is basically the size of the Blackwell Academy courtyards.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great game on its own a bit cringe for sure but it's about cringe teenagers after all. However I've never seen a fandom with that much brain rot.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was real good and bts was even better. i think about chloes downfall a lot. and that farewell bonus episode. what a tragedy....

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people joke when the game first comes out that the big choice will be SAVE CHLOE OR SAVE ARCADIA BAY
    >they unironically went for it in the stupidest way
    >like the near perfect timeline where everything is fine except they just kind of forgot about the impending storm and Max just went off to New York without her or Chloe doing anything about it

    If you step back from the game, it's a really a blah story, but it's so sincere about its big melodrama moments and is great at making you nostalgic for a time you never actually had that it's hard to be too mad at it. I played the game at a pretty emotionally vulnerable point in my life: I had just finished college and moved across the country to the Pacific Northwest for work, leaving all my friends behind. The game hit me in just the right spot at just the right time to actually wreck me. It also touched on some personal trauma concerning my dad dying when I was in high school. The whole bit where Max does some small shit to just stop Chloe's dad from driving to work that day and dying hit me like a ton of bricks.

    I haven't touched any of the sequels as I don't think I'd enjoy the teenage angst and melodrama at this point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a massive gay.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile likes life is strange
    Kind of surprised, I expected it to be hated here given what little I know about it. I've been meaning to play it since it came out, I guess I should make that happen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imo the hate for it mostly comes from "gamers" ie. people who only play whatever the latest fad game is, fortnite/cod/lol etc. or retro gamers who still no-life fighting and strategy games in ammo dominoes 2024.
      It's not going to be fun for people like that, but it is still a video game, so that turns off a lot of people who might like it but only have a macbook or only use a specialised linux distro for their raspberry pi home theatre setup or something, so they can't even play it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gamers loved TWD akshually. The hate comes from the horrifically unlikable setting and characters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >unlikable characters and setting
          Characters I can take or leave, but cmon son, unlikable location? You really gonna tell me you wouldn't want to eat some beans in a small town by the shore?
          Mr. City Slicker, over here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You really gonna tell me you wouldn't want to eat some beans in a small town by the shore?
            THIS homie EATIN BEANS

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >THIS homie EATIN BEANS

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *rapes and kills you*

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Max vs Kate in a hairy pussy competition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kate is a good trad Christian girl. She keeps it hairy and natural.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The school was named "Blackwell"
    >The principal was a black man named "Wells"
    Really makes you think.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fell apart in the end and suggested a lot of cool shit they didn't make good on (there was one or multiple Max's lost in tangent universes. Someone was making graffiti messages referencing the time travel and it wasn't present Max). But yes, it was very Kino.

    Max should have gay married Kate and dumped that toxic dead weight Chloe. Started a new life of God and mutual betterment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kate is a Christian and Christians can't "gay marry" you godless and unholy homosexual, Max is restricted to eating Chloe or Vicoria ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone was making graffiti messages referencing the time travel and it wasn't present Max
      That's you reading way too much "muh plot" into a literal artificial world that has the creators make meta-references.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make narrative-driven game where all you do is walk and talk following a plot
        >"DUDE STOP FOCUSING SO MUCH ON THE PLOT LMAO"
        You fricking moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most films or games (or books or even songs) are driven by plot. That doesn't mean that plot is all there is to them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No anon, there has to be some deeper meaning to Max saying Final Fantasy: Spirits Within is the best sci-fi movie ever made.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame that the devs didn't actually have any rhyme or reason for any of the supernatural stuff. At least it was fun to do all the fan theory stuff at the time, but it did hurt things to read some of the latter interviews where they admitted that they didn't really know what they were doing. Doubly so that some of their failed experiments ended up fueling a lot of those fan theories (e.g., voice lines where Nathan knew about the storm being left in the game files, but not within the game itself). I like that the supernatural stuff didn't have a full explanation, but it's sad that they didn't put *any* thought into it at conception.

      [...]
      Thanks anons. True Colors seems interesting enough that I'll probably check it out sometime, but it might be a while because I don't play vidya as much anymore. It'll go on the backlog for now.
      [...]
      >the horrifically unlikable setting
      If you're nonwhite, maybe.

      True Colors is a pretty short game, you'll get through it in maybe two sittings. Easily the shortest in the series ... which is saying something, given that a few of the segments are clearly filler (though *good* filler!).

      Didn't they do a "remaster" of the original Life is Strange that got rid of the painted aesthetic and looked like crap? What was the thought process behind that? The original game looked great.

      The remaster didn't touch the painterly aesthetic, it mostly just up-scaled the textures and used higher resolution character meshes. I think the biggest complaints were about the lighting in a few areas; and they also added new facial animations to everything which makes some characters look and feel a bit uncanny (in a lot of places, the "dulled" expressions of the original fit the tone better than full-on "face acting").

      >Someone was making graffiti messages referencing the time travel and it wasn't present Max
      That's you reading way too much "muh plot" into a literal artificial world that has the creators make meta-references.

      This is probably true. I don't remember any of the graffiti actually saying/implying anything that was important to the plot. There were some fan theories about the "hole to another Universe" graffiti, but (especially in retrospect) it seems clear that was just thematic set dressing from the devs.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ready for the mosh pit, shaka bra

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they do a "remaster" of the original Life is Strange that got rid of the painted aesthetic and looked like crap? What was the thought process behind that? The original game looked great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enshittification

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have to shit up EVERYTHING.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like that hairstyle on women, what is it called?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A bob? It's some kind of bob I think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called the bisexual haircut

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ackchually it's a cropped bob with side swept bangs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cropped bob
          Isn't a bob always cropped, by definition?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess so yeah. I just consider it cropped when you can see a definite hard cutoff.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cavil with the Argylle cut is my pick for step-ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And the mission impossible facial hair

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot pic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jim Carrey with his Me, Myself and Irene get up. He's a cvck in that too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blows all his budget on the casting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino department calling. PICK UP THE PHONE!

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomicus maximus thinks having white main characters makes something automatically good instead of just being the default

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomhomosexual doesn't do any editing, just text on an existing image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /poltv/ doesn't care about quality, just the ratio of white/black characters. Conversely, if they did actually like it, they'll praise the whiteness instead of its merits just to fit in.
      Zoomers really are mindbroken by american """politics""" and base their entire identity around it, whether they skew left or right.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ross Scott was right about everything, especially music

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's zased, but he has some serious autism.
      >literally all turn based games are bad because my adhd can't suspend disbelief enough to accept different sides taking turns to move/attack
      >I don't like [music genre] so therefore no one would ever like it
      He doesn't have to play and like everything, but yikes dude, oof even.
      The black guy weirdly sounding like an adult, and Max using her powers in dumb petty ways is true though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        iirc he was saying kids who like lame music would be bullied to death in school, which is true
        but nowadays everyone listens to mumbling homosexuals and sheboon screeching, so his underage audience cant relate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ironically most kids that like metal and the stuff he likes would have been bullied in the 80s/90s, so he's probably not an authority on what's considered cool in the zeitgeist of the day.
          and Max WAS bullied for being an outsider artsy pushover, she just kept to herself and had like 2 friends, one of which was only friends with her because he's a simp, and the other was her friend because she was suicidal and had no one else to turn to. the only "new" friend she makes is her old childhood friend who was bullied to the point she dropped out precisely for liking more punk/rock type aesthetic. But he never played to the part where he really met Chloe before ragequitting

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I play it? Will it allow me to experience what it's like to be a little girl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that would be TWD season 2.
      pic not related

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's just something about it, y'know?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's pure and it has soul. I mean i am a gigacoomer and still haven't fapped to r34 of it. It's the only exception

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are missing out. Victoria best girl

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Victoria best girl
          She's cute, but I'd rather pair her up with Chloe and then take Courtney and Taylor for myself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Icky Vicky is for Kinky Kate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit. Kate is for Jefferson.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yuri is pure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks saccharine gay, like pure female gay. Is the whole game just dialogs leading to huggy wuggy glompy wompies like this? Fricking hell. Sweet atmosphere and art direction otherwise, mogs other libtard games completely.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this thread
    >not a single mention of Captain Spirit

    You guys have no idea what you are missing out, this is the kino of kinos. It has one license song and it’s the best from all the games: Death with Dignity by Sufjan Stevens
    You should feel bad for forgetting about this short masterpiece

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he got kwab'd in my playthrough when the police ran him over.
      he was a Hispanic loving moron who died defending 2 cop killers.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warren: HEY MAX WANNA GO TO THE DRIVE IN MOVIE THEATER? THERE'S A PLANET OF THE APES MARATHON! GO APE!
    Max: No way, gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cucks who wrote the game literally don't even give you the option of actually being nice to him at any point in any timeline.
      You can't even give him a handy in the bathroom or something, that would have made his entire high school experience.
      Poor guy. My headcanon is that Max hooked up with him after undoing the storm and letting Chloe die.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Yeah he was extremely lame but I still wanted to go ape

        Cute science girl Brooke tries to get together with him multiple times but Warren still has hope that Max will one day give him the time of day and go ape with him. If you talk to her a lot of dialogue is just her being jealous.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's not a bug chaser.
          He clearly wants to 1488 Max.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bond burger?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >1422

              The only reason I’d play this is if I could mod everyone to be nude with slightly exaggerated jiggle physics. But even that’s a stretch.

              see

              >if you recommend it
              I would, gameplay is a bit more engaging, and while I liked lis 1, I'd much rather watch a show based off True Colors.
              Also Alex mogs setting aside the fact that she's the only consent aged adult protagonist in the series. Maybe that's why I liked her more, seemed like she was a relatively well put together adult going through some shit with her powers affecting her life realistically, not some angsty teen reeing at the world with random with superpowers thrown in.

              I'm sure mods exist for the older games too, but they feature mostly children, so that would be immoral, anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brooke just needs to get better glasses (or just contacts.) And also dress in a more feminine and elegant way. Show off a bit. She has basically all she needs to get Warren or any other guy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I'm warren and there's a chance I can get Max I'm not giving Brooke the time of day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cucks who wrote the game literally don't even give you the option of actually being nice to him at any point in any timeline.
      You can't even give him a handy in the bathroom or something, that would have made his entire high school experience.
      Poor guy. My headcanon is that Max hooked up with him after undoing the storm and letting Chloe die.

      Yeah he was extremely lame but I still wanted to go ape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never got the warren hate. Maybe I'm just moronic but he seemed like a genuinely nice guy but plebbit and the general here on Cinemaphile made it sound like he tried to rape max with a rusty iron pipe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theyd like him if he did that
        anything to make him a little less familiar

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was pretty cool. I just wish they explored him more. I remember when I was playing the game I actually got hyped to go to the drive in and was mad that Chloe took me on this stupid Rachel amber goose chase.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how the dyke ending is obviously non-canon and just bad and unfinished. But not sure what the point of having a choice is other than marketing

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just watch the Internet Historian recap of 1 and the ongoing recap of True colors
    Then you can swing by /aco/ there is often a life is strange thread up

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason I’d play this is if I could mod everyone to be nude with slightly exaggerated jiggle physics. But even that’s a stretch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with slightly exaggerated jiggle physics
      Both Max and Chloe are flatchested. And that's a good thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Butts can jiggle.

        >1422
        [...]
        see [...]
        I'm sure mods exist for the older games too, but they feature mostly children, so that would be immoral, anon

        Out of ten

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this canon?

    https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9086204

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christianity© is my OC, do not steal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vic is so hot

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the worst written dialogue I’ve ever had the misfortune of listening to. And if you can believe it, the sequels are worse.

    The only people who like Life is Strange are annoying theater kids, smelly basedboy neckbeards and foreigners who don’t know what normal Americans actually sound like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normal Americans
      Thank the Gods that it doesn't sound anything like "normal Americans". No sane person would be able to sit through THAT.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a movie game? Yeah, it's a nice teen movie-game, some characters are better than others. Chloe is utter trash, worst character for a reason, it's a shame she's the side character and not Kate.
    As a videogame: it absulutely sucks, 1/10. The mechanics are awful and nonsensical, the rewind gimmick is useless and even if it could give millions of variables, the game barely changes. It's basically a game based on taking decisions and no matter what your choice is, you would still have the same results with small, meaningless changes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a shame she's the side character and not Kate.
      Kate simps are the worst. b***h fricked up and then proceeded do blame everyone else for her own mistakes. To the point of wildly accusing random people of things they didn't do.
      >The mechanics are awful and nonsensical, the rewind gimmick is useless
      You haven't played it, have you? Only seen some let's play on youtube?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >To the point of wildly accusing random people of things they didn't do.
        Oh that reminds me of Chloe blaming on Max for smoking weed.
        >You haven't played it, have you?
        I did, dumbass, the game literally lies to your face

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh that reminds me of Chloe blaming on Max for smoking weed.
          Yeah, right. Because telling your stepfather that your friend brought you weed is the exact same thing as spreading gossip that someone drugged and raped you. Totally the same thing.
          >the game literally lies to your face
          Kek. You're a fricking moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They did drug Kate, you moron.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >They did drug Kate
              Kek. She literally got drunk. Then Jefferson took a few photos (which she knows nothing off). No one raped her, and she should have been able to tell as much. But she didn't care. She wanted to play up her victim card becasue she was ashamed of the fricking video people took of her drunk-dancing.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

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