Now that the dust has settled, who was the better parent?

Now that the dust has settled, who was the better parent?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this a actual question? Clay literally shot his own son.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloberta didn't even know her son was missing for weeks when she left him with another family

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but Clay SHOT his son! The only way Bloberta could be considered worse is if she did kill one of her sons. Don't get me wrong, they're both pieces of shit. Blut Clay is in a whole other league of awfulness.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clay did the same thing on top of shooting his other son

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but Clay SHOT his son! The only way Bloberta could be considered worse is if she did kill one of her sons. Don't get me wrong, they're both pieces of shit. Blut Clay is in a whole other league of awfulness.

      >his father never shot him
      i'm so sorry for you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not american.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was also not asking you. But of course a mutt is not smart enough to realize that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, by accident.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then he drank the alcohol that was in Orel's first aid kit and when Orel told him that he hates Clay he just told him to hate away. Clay not only is fine with his son hating him he encourages it.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much is it related to Davey and Goliath?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Davey and Goliath is just claymation Leave it to Beaver with more Judeo-Christian
      Moral Orel is just a modern cynic's deconstruction. AKA, israelites at it again

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The creators are christian too anon. Thought it was probably approved by israelites

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The creators are christian
          So ~~*he*~~ says. Now post nose.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Davey and Goliath is just claymation Leave it to Beaver with more Judeo-Christian
            Moral Orel is just a modern cynic's deconstruction. AKA, israelites at it again

            You aren't Christian you moronic homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The creators are christian
        So ~~*he*~~ says. Now post nose.

        >Show is not a slight against Christian teachings or Christianity at large, but an examination of the hypocrisy of fundamentalist societies
        >M-MUH CHRISTIANITY! IT MUST BE DA JOOS BEHIND THIS
        Christlarpers like you ought to be crucified.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all

      It's based on Leave it to Beaver. It was supposed to be a Live Action Sitcom starring Iggy Pop as the kid who would become Orel, but Iggy was too buzzed out of his mind when Dino pitched it. Supposedly he almost made the show with Marionettes but Team America had just came out and stopped right there.

      It only became claymation when Mike Lazzo suggested turning it into that since Robot Chicken was entering production.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloberta was just kind of there for most of orels life. Clay actually seems like he gives some iota of a shit about orel, even if it is selfish. But yeah, clay shot orel so ehhh its hard to say. Then again, she does whip her head when potterswheel says orel was shot. I'd probably say clay if he was less emotionally unstable

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna know who else is the better parent?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      IF YOU SAY YOUR MOM YOU'RE FIRED

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        MY MOM
        IT WAS WORTH IT
        WOOOOOO

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          IF YOU SAY YOUR MOM YOU'RE FIRED

          You wanna know who else is the better parent?

          Fricking lost.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            what did you lost?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloberta is so numb and neglectful, she doesn't have the capacity to ever give good advice or love, while Clay *is capable* of doing so, but he's a monster, so he would rarely ever do so.

    So Bloberta is better -since she's not making things actively worse, but Clay has the potential to actually be of use.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is the best take. Bloberta is worthless, but Clay upsets any good he does by a big margin.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also think deep down Clay WANTS to care he just has so many demons and he's so fricked up he isn't capable. Bloberta on the other hand doesn't want to care, she doesn't want to be there. She just kind of goes through the motions.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have to say Bloberta just because she reacts slightly when her one kid comes home with an extra hole.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They remind me so much of my own parents and I resent the one who was neglectful way more than the drunk physically abusive one who almost killed me several times. It felt like they were at least trying to care so Clay imho

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're two awful people who had no business raising kids. The biggest miracle is that Orel never becomes broken like they are.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God it's sad to imagine how far Orel could've gone if he was raised by his grandfather or any loving guardian.

      • 10 months ago
        Big 'dick' Lenny

        He managed despite it all, but he definitely went through too much shit on the way there

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey, he has a house, a loving wife and most importantly, he is happy.
        It didn't go so badly for him in the end.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it’s actually a tough choice and it probably comes down to the individual. I would’ve hated having a neglectful parent over an abusive one, so I think Clay is actually slightly better because I think deep down he actually does care about Oral in his own fricked up way.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither. Multiple inheritance is bad design. Use Java.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    clay is a beautiful handsome chad and bloberta's only personality traits are horny and cleaning. also it doesn't matter anyway because putty was this unseen evil force in orel's life who was responsible for planting a lot of ideas in his head that would lead to his traumas

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was rewatching Nature and some of season 3 yesterday out of the blue and while I know some people will argue because of personal views on what's worse, Bloberta is the better parent by a small margin. Despite how apathetic and numb she is to their family situation, she does have moments where she tries to be a mother. When Orel is in bed after getting shot, she feeds him fatty foods saying the doctor recommended them so his leg would clot, but really she was the one who saw a poster in the doctor's office advocating for it. She could've taken credit since she always wants to feel helpful but passed it off for some reason. She also takes in both Block and Shapey after failing to fix the swap instead of just leaving it alone or abandoning one of them.
    Clay meanwhile knows how monstrous his own actions are towards his family but chooses to put his own victimhood ahead of all of them every time. Given the chance to change or do right by anyone in his life, he always refuses to take it in favor of fueling his victimhood. Even in the last episode, his jealousy wasn't about Orel preferring the coach as a father figure, but the coach not wanting to see Clay anymore.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now that the dust has settled
    Never reply to threads starting with this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      erm, you just did.

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