Now that the dust has settled, why did he do it?
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Now that the dust has settled, why did he do it?
Now that the dust has settled, why did he do it?
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>Why did the horny teenager jerk off?
IN ALL FIELDS
Cooming is based.
Death to nofappers
It's meant to convey that Shinji is a beta for not nutting on her breasts.
>what the hell you otaku bakas, I draw a sexy teenager in a skin tight suit and you guys jacked off to it why did ya'll go do that? It was supposed to be parodying those kinds of anime where there are 15 year olds in really skin tight sexy suits.
>now excuse me gaijin otaku baka I need to go sell merchandise based on the skintight 15 year olds latex cat suit.
>look the main character is jacking off it's totally you guys.
I'm glad i'm not the only one who sees beyond Anno's bullshit.
>Anno is in charge of ~~*merchandising*~~
Filtered. Lynched. Anno’d. Morbed.
>bare teenage tsundere redhead dfc
it is a mystery
> stick figure has budding breasts
jfc
UUOOHHHHH
Pretty based right?
He was miserable and desperate for an ounce of anything that'd make him feel good. Then post nut clarity hit and made it even worse.
I like this one.
he was suicidally depressed, and finally decided to reject his previous life philosophy of doing whatever everyone else told him to do. at that moment, he decided to follow his own path, which meant giving into his repressed teenage boy horniness, and then fall deeper into depravity. additionally the scene displays contempt for the perverted otaku fanbase
homie he was 14, "suicidally depressed" lmao
he literally tried to kill himself right before this scene
He just killed his friend who he may or may not have been gay for. I think he was a little upset about the whole thing
fricking REDDIT post
He saw breasts and he jerked off simple as. His depression allowed him to take advantage of his friend like that and he felt disgusted after.
I HATE THE PEOPLE WHO GIVE ME MONEY
Shut up.Anno you are a prostitute.
because Asuka was fricking hot and unconscious
So we can all agree Kensuke won, right?
Literally gets to frick a permanent PTP Asuka for the rest of his life.
Without question. One of the most legendary upsets in entertainment history.
Realistically, what would you have done?
felt her up, then felt bad about it and went home
spit on that bpd psychotic roastie and go look for my Rei waifu
rei exploded
turned 360 degrees and walk away
>360 degrees
then you'd be facing the same direction moron
newbie spotted
newbie identified
I don't know. Anything except cumming on her, I guess?
inserted
shit on her lol
lol same
Nakadashi
sex sex sex
Go home to mommy
based
>no pubes peeking out
dropped
dumb pubegay
come on, you just know there's no way that Japanese alky cake would trim
There's a noticeable difference in quality between the top of this picture and the bottom
top?
brushed her teeth until I gave her some toothpaste
the bigger question is why didn't he do it? I would have emptied my balls into that ckeeky c**t several times over
Cause he’s so fricked up
>*blocks your path*
>father implants babby ayylmao in his hand
this is fine
>son blows load over real live boobies
"but why?" - homosexual original poster
Stop watching animes
No
Also
>animes
The correct plural form is "animu"
t. pozzedflix watcher
no
stop watching anime released after 2010
more like tranimes
Shalom Rabbi. I will not watch Hollywood goyslop. I hate the antichrist.
I loved it when I watched it like 10 years ago. I'm very anti lgbt and certainly not a troony, I was very depressed and it made me feel a lot better.
>anti lgbt
>made me feel a lot better
I miss shitposting about the final rebuild movie and getting the weebs mad.
not sure why you spergs always babble on about these fake films. there hasn't been an evangelion film in 25 years.
I just had to post some low effort bait like
>just become a salary man and live with your magical gf! Thanks for the life lesson, Anno-sensei!
Or
>I can’t wait to buy my exclusive “Rei Blue” can of paint! Anno is truly a visionary!
To make them absolutely seeth.
>final
sure
Because Asuka lying there comatose reminded him of Rei which reminded him of his super hot, super dead mom.
Cus He was just a horny teenage boy who discovered post nut clarity/disgust That's what I assume at least, I've never watched EVA.
Dude do you remember being 14? I would have to excuse myself from the dinner table to go jack off in the bathroom I was so horny.
Completely understandable reaction to seeing girl boobs.
Cause he saw some anime breasts
Alright homosexuals, I'm here to settle this once and for all. There is no debating this, I have crunched millions of lines of data and arguments and have safely come to the conclusion that Kaworu is the best girl.
Don't even try to refute it because you know I'm right.
>Watch Evangelion
>Skip all scenes where Shinji is being a homosexual
>Skip the last two episodes and only watch the scene from End where Asuka fights
Yep now its actually a watchable kino
The Anon's Cut
Asuka was just a convenient tool for him to relieve his stress.
26 years later and she's still the best girl
To hell with stupid sexy anime girls. I just want a giant god clone cyborg, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.
he only liked woman in object mode
Rei his favorite was a doll
Asuka in coma now become his favorite
Sounds like the average Cinemaphile incel sad sack.