now that the dusts have settled, can we finally admit these two were mediocre

now that the dusts have settled, can we finally admit these two were mediocre

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need to have seen either to know they're both worse than mediocre. Get taste.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie won multiple 2023 Wikifeet awards. It's kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Barbie is certified feet kino of the decade, Oppenheimer it's all around shit like every Nolan slop

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked oppenheimer

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    barbenheimer was the biggest hollywood psyop since James Cameron lost best picture to his fricking ex-wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Avatargay still mad his shit movie wasn't taken serious by anyone above the age of 15

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thinking oppenheimer was bad is the ultimate bullshit contrarian take

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You only think it's good because it's telling the story of something you already care about. That's how a biopic works, it's just reminding you that something was significant for like 3 hours. If the story wasn't true, you wouldn't give 2 shits about this movie. It's like an emotional piggyback, when people are saying the movie was great, they're just saying "the creation of nuclear weapons was a significant event in human history."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if this were true, musician biopics would all be as good as Amadeus.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not a biopic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Amadeus is great in spite of it being a biopic. It only works because it avoids the trappings of the genre and transcends it to become a film that stands on its own merits. This is an example of a movie that would work even if it wasn't true (which it isn't really, showing the director cared more about what's important in a real film vs a wanky biopic).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You only think it's good because it's telling the story of something you already care about
        I didn't give a shit about Oppenheimer and actually thought it was a boring topic for Nolan handle. I was one of those people who said he should made interesting high concept films even if they're messy like TENET. But I was pleasantly surprised by the film and it's not even due to being blown away by the theatrical experience of it since I watched it on my laptop.

        Didn't watch Barbie and never will though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not even due to being blown away by the theatrical experience of it since I watched it on my laptop.
          You missed out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I shouldn't have listened to Cinemaphile on this one but Nolan flicks get routine re-releases here. I'll catch it again then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was atrocious, some of the worst editing and pacing I've seen, everyone who called it a 3 hour trailer is absolutely right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nolan sucks. simple as.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you lack media literacy. back to plebbit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, you're a jeet lmfao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Anti-Nolan contrarians are like early internet atheists. Cringe and outdated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched Oppenheimer 3 times at 3 different theatres with IMAX 70mm showings. Each one was a little different but damn was it worth it and a benefit of living in Los Angeles at the time.

      barbenheimer was the biggest hollywood psyop since James Cameron lost best picture to his fricking ex-wife

      Yeah they tried to run with it but most people I know only watched one in theatre and the other digitally.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't bad but not good either. It's a movie I won't watch twice, but I was entertained so I can't complain.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't see Barbie but Oppenheimer was weak. Biopics suck, they always are way too up their own ass and they don't tell their story in any kind of logical way, they take the accomplishments of important people (more or less, depending on the subject) and take away all their agency to make it seem like some grandiose, predestined thing that biblically had to happen. Eveything just drips with significance, every line is just a wink at the audience like "whoa, we're getting closer to the thing they're famous for, aren't you excited?" Music biopics are the absolute worst genre on the face of the planet but a lot of what makes them bad still applies to historical biopics too, admittedly minus the record company who owns their music catalogue desperately screaming at you through the screen to go give them more money after the movie's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Screenshotted this
      Never before hace I do accurately seen someone describe why I dislike biopics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      truth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But anon we need our messiahs

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already forgotten about like the Mario movie.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oppy was pure kino
    barbie was pure slop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you lack media literacy. back to plebbit

      These boo-boos have nice boo-boos, if you catch my drift. I think it will have big implications for the film industry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. golbergsteinowitz

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't watched either of them and not planning to

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no. they were both trash

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no oppenheimer was kino

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer was good.
    No blacks, women sidelined
    Haven't seen Barbie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You most definitely should seen it then. It's going to be a ride

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